#I GUESS. ITS BARELY SEXY ATP.

[hauntedwizardmoment]

okay this is a very specific cut but your description of the j2jace respective povs on their whole situation (and j2's in particular) immediately brought me to mind of Feeling Kinda Naughty from the show Crazy Ex Girlfriend (aka my favorite song about being obsessed with someone in All The Ways, but speciifcally in the crawling-into-their-skin kind of ways).

SO CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS AND THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM IT

this is. so very j2jace.

like j2's fantasies of porter are so like... there's a naive and romantic quality to them. he's like, i'm your bride and you're my husband and we're on our honeymoon and we're consummating our shotgun marriage. i'm a beautiful mage thats been locked in a tower and youre the brave knight who's rescuing me from the cruel and wicked king who's imprisoned me here, and we make love under the stars. we're strangers in a bar but we hit it off and you whisk me away on an adventure to some far-off place i could never go to on my own. etc etc. like it's neotenous and cloying and cutesy, it makes you forget that he's an insane fundamentalist freak who cosigns everything porter does.

meanwhile with jace it's like. i want to crack open your ribcage and crawl inside it and stitch up the hole so we're one flesh. i want to suck the marrow out of your bones. what if i was a caterpillar and you were a parasitoid wasp and you laid your eggs in me and i got consumed from the inside out in order to ensure your genes' survival into the next generation. what if i was a wriggly little leech and you pulled me up from the floor of the lake and i was covered in silt and mud and you let me suck your blood can i suck your blood please please please just a taste i promise i won't be greedy pl-- [j3 casts mind sliver on him three times and knocks him unconscious]

[k8kaa]

PG8 : SEXUAL TENSION

content : nsfw , 17+ , mdni , afab reader , your pedris friend ,, but also a popular singer. since you were both popular youngsters , you were invited by barca for a youtube video with pedri , things go well , the outcome was better then expected ;) pedri is so whipped here ladies, enjoy.

a/n : atp , i cant find pwp and iiii HATE pwp. but enjoy this ig. ALSOO I CANT DRITY TALK IN SPANISH ITS HARD TO TRANSLATE. - silva

camp nou was so pretty, but the only thing you wanted to see was that sexy spainard. you admired his body alot .. i mean who wouldnt? he was taller then you , nice and bulit .. a dream guy. you dressed yourself in the cutest pink mini skirt and white corset, white tights and pink shoes . you arrived at the studio and smile at the sight of pedri, he was wearing all blue in his barca clothes . but there was no time for small talk ,, as the crew was in a rush . you both look at each other and laugh , you stand next to him and it starts rolling .

“hola youtube , hola culers , soy pedri” hello youtube hello culers , im pedri . “¡hola amores, hola culers, soy y/n!” hello loves, hello culers, I'm y/n . you waved . “hoy estaremos adivinando la canción, con nuestra adivina especial ..¡ y/n ! podría decir que te ves muy linda” today we'll be guessing the song , with a our special guess miss y/n! might i say you are looking very pretty . pedri complements your outfits . you blushed at the remark. he was pulling the first move. “me halagas pedrito, te ves bastante guapo también ...” you flatter me pedrito , you look quite handsome as well .. you giggle.

but the wait was over for the intro and they gave you both your first song. the first one to guess had to press a button . 1 point if your right, and none if you didnt get it right. the first song was something english so you had a bit of an advantage. since pedri listened to more reggaton then english . it was a popular song so you got it right. “smooth operator sade!” you click the button , and the point was given to you . you danced to the song a little as it was still playing. “eso no es justo. ¡apenas escucho música en inglés!” thats unfair. i barely listen to english music ! . pedri yelled to the staff. “hes so stupid, when will he learn that theres english music playing in the stadium ..” you mumbled in english as the staff , the whole studio was laughing . “¿qué dijo ella?” what did she say? pedri said looking all confused. you did nothing but just laugh ..

you were now at 2 - 2 . theres been too much sexual tension between you two.. anyway , the fourth song played and you both guessed it right. you both click the button at the same time. you sang the song together, it was chantaje by shakira. you both danced together, which was probably the thing that turned pedri on the most. the way you singing to HIM and dancing with HIM made him even more turned on. the last round made him win , you sighed as you lost. “¡es todo por hoy! gracias a spotify y a barcelona por tenerme aquí, bye bye!” thats it for today! thank you to spotify and barcel for having me here , thats all byebye! . you smiled as the camera stopped filming. you took a picture for the thumbnail, his hand on your waist . as the cameras turned off you take it as a chance to whisper something to pedri. “pedrito, los baños abiertos” pedrito , the bathrooms are open . you smirked “me lees la mente, cariño” you read my mind , sweetheart .

pedri pinned you to the wall . he’d has just finished eating you out. “that pussy.. it does something to me.” he laughed . wiping his mouth with his arm. “please pedri.. just.. fuck me—!” you were cut off a kiss from pedri. it was a steamy hot kiss . he was all sweaty and hot,, his chest being naked and him groaning in your ears. you removed his boxers. “impatient whore” he mumbled. you jumped at the way he shoved his long veiny cock inside you. “it— it wont fit!” you yelled “you shouldve said that before taking it out, cariño.”gripping your waists as pedri starts to move. his thrusts were like heavan , moving in all the places you wanted . you put your hand over your mouth to not moan too loud. “too much!” you cried , as pedris thrusts got faster. “ ‘m gonna fill you up so well.” pedri whispered. you were crying because of how good he was fucking you . “c-cumming..” you said . you felt the not in your stomach, reaching your climax. he filled you up with his liquid. you eveb cleaned him up. you couldnt feel your legs.. you were groaning . “fuck,, i love you” pedri kissed your forehead. “hm, i love you too pedrito” you giggled.

© lec8rcs . do not, plagarize, copy, or translate any of my works .

[lord-dusk]

Jurassic Emblem-Chapter 14

For those of you VERY eager to see Rexy, this chapter is it! And here’s his theme that plays in the upcoming fight scene below!

 Kiran was quite exhausted, having just gone home from taking a couple of Heroes to the Training Tower. A few levels in the Training Tower offered orb rewards, but most of them were grating dungeons meant to crush Heroes, both physically and mentally. He looked into his baggie.

They were some 32 orbs in there, just enough to land eight Heroes. Kiran went to the huge summoning circle that Askr castle had in its back porch.

If I’m particularly lucky I might land a few penguins and Effie again, Kiran thought. Though he had to admit, Effie did look rather hot, especially lifting weights in the gym while 8 months pregnant.

He took a few orbs and scattered across the circle, and the orbs glowed a bright white. When the flash was over, there was a small flock of dark green lizards hopping about on their hind-legs before scampering off into the garden. It was rather odd, Kiran thought. For the past several weeks they were were some rather odd and large reptiles wandering about in the nearby wilderness. Kiran took a few more orbs, tossed them into the circle, and BLOOOM! There was a bright light, and a very sultry voice laced with velvet.

“My,my, what have we here? A very adorable boy wearing a cloak that’s not quite as white as my blossoming Zero? Oooof, I think I’m going to stain you even whiter~❤”. A young woman has appeared before him, tall and very busty, and aside from her golden blonde hair and a “V” on her forehead, she looked very much like Camilla.

Now Kiran was quite used to Camilla’s sexual advances, but this woman.....how can he put it. The hot woman looked as though all the desires to conceive from all the world’s men(and women) were compressed into the mom-sister organism known as Camilla.

“I’m Five, an Intoner. If you’re not careful, my song will be condemn you as a fountain of cream~”. Five said to the summoner. He liked the idea of a Singer unit on the team, to boost everyone’s morale and increase their ATK. Not to mention the fact that the mere presence of Five was hardening his lower body-

Quickly using his ATP for other purposes, Kiran tossed a several more orbs.

A massive reptile with dorsal plates and spikes on its tail materialized before his eyes, and walked off to eat the flowers in Askr Garden.

Kiran rolled a few more orbs.

A gigantic black-and-white duck-lizard with a crimson tubular crest on its head appeared, gave a bellowing honk, and walked right into the fish-pond.

“Say, have you ever done it with a wyvern?” Five lewdly asked. “I know I have-the way their lengthy member strain your orifices, the hot, fresh feeling of your womb expanding with wyvern seed-

“I’m trying to concentrate here Camilla nee-san,” Kiran noted. “If you can help me and not bother my summons, I’ll give you as many unprotected hand-holds as much as you’d like.”

“Why not do it here, right now?” Five questioned. She patted her left hand on Kiran’s shoulder, her other groping the tightening bulge in his pants. “In fact, your special weapon is just about ready to burst-”

“Gyaah!” Kiran pulled away from the blonde. “Will you stop it already!? I’ll gladly squirt my essence inside of you tonight but please, don’t disturb me!” He pushed Five into the door, and closed it behind him. His bulge still tight, Kiran sighed and undid his pants in front of some lilies. Fertile seed had taken root in fertile ground.

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 Eight orbs left. Kiran had landed a few Tsubakis and baby Tikis, but most of his summons were massive reptiles. Reptiles with long necks, ones with horns on their frills, a couple  that looked like emus with tails....

Kiran tossed the last remaining orbs to the ground. Maybe this time, he’ll land that one summer alt of Loki or perhaps Deidre.

A flash of bright light. 

When the summoner wiped his eyes. he saw two male figures. A massive, muscular man with scars on his body, and a tiny orange boy with spiky horns projecting out of his head. Both of them had tails.

“I am Rexy, former King of Nublar, now King of America! And you work for me little-wittle man!”The giant exclaimed.

“Yeeeeeeeeeet. Grnt-hurnt.” The tiny orange boy grunted and brayed. He reminded Kiran of a ram.

“Ahh, this here is head-basher Pakki. Don’t mind him, he won’t hurt no one-at least if they ain’t whistling.”

Kiran shrugged. “So I take you two are dragons in a way? Here, I have some Dragonstones so that you two don’t get too crazy when you fight.” He placed a stone in Rexy’s hand. He gave one to Pakki....

....but Pakki had gone through the door and rammed his head into a column. Bystanders were quite taken back of a small child charging at full speed. The boy seemed to be okay, but he was clutching his head in pain and he was dizzy.

“.....I get the feeling that Pakki here is, proportionally, the dragon unit with the highest Boost,” Kiran commented.

                                            ***********

 Though he had no intention of doing so, Rexy’s presence crushed the usually bight and cheery atmosphere of Askr, his 3-meter height and scar-covered body very much intimidating to the other Heroes. And the scent around smelled like a mountain of corpses, of death. 

“Are you SURE he’s on our side?” Alphonse questioned Kiran. “something tells me his being here will be the end of us all.”

“It was by chance, I swear!” Kiran pleaded. “I wasn’t planning on landing a dinosaur of a man today!”

“Well, he did ate nearly all the meat sandwiches from the lunch hall,” Alphonse said. “and he pretty much calls all the humans and Laguz here “Baby Rodents”, “Little Men”, and “Cowards.”

“Come to think of it, I did summon a goddess not too long ago, and she looks down on us people as well, as if she’s pitying the existence of our species.”

“At least she spends her days lazing about in the fish pond. I don’t know about Rexy though. He looks very dangerous indeed.”

“Ah, but we also have velociraptors living in our castle as well. I like to think Queen Henriette’s dream of expanding families is coming to fruition.”

“Let’s just hope it’s not at the expense of the human families.” Alphonses chided in.

Just down the hallway, a green-haired girl in purple was briskly walking towards them. It was Nino.

“Hey Alphonse! I got a letter for you!” She handed the bluenette the envelope.

“Thank you Nino,” Alphonse said. He tore open the envelope and read it.

The Askran prince felt a chill.

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They were were sitting at a coffee table in the Heroe’s Lounge. Rexy, Ryukami, and Alphonse were sitting on one side and sitting on the other was none other than Queen Sha’Rad Yuwi. 

“What is the meaning of this?” The Askran prince asked, fear tinged in his voice. 

Yuwi smiled wickedly. “Oh, don’t be stupid, you stupid protag. I’m just making a proposal about laying waste to this kingdom’s residents and bringing home these giant lizards you have right next you you.

Rexy wanted to lunge at her, but Ryukami held him back. “Let me guess,” she calmly formed her words. “you didn’t want to bring us home as your pets because you like us. Out with it.”

“I know you’re keeping those cunts Warbler and Teba here,” Yuwi snided. “But it looks I don’t need those failures of servants anymore. After all, why have small lizards when I can have you two saurians doing my bidding? Think about it! Join me, and I’ll let you use your strength however you’d like!”

Ryukami glared at her. “Oh, so that means wearing us away and tossing us out when we outlive your purpose? I’m getting an upset stomach here.”

Yuwi chuckled. “I’m the queen of this realm, everyone knows that. I can do whatever i like, however I like.” She took out her Dragonstone.

Suddenly Rexy simply contain his contempt and charged at Yuwi, tearing down a wall of books in the process. He had missed.

“Ahh, so that you means you decided to side with those “babies” Rex? Hypocritical frog!” A grating voice resonated throughout the room. Rexy barely jumped away in time from the sharp object jabbing the floor at a very high velocity. The bulky man looked at the revealing silhouette.

It was Yuwi alright, in her dragon form, a nightmarish cross of a mosquito and a crab larva. She took her monstrous proboscis out of the hole she formed prior.

Ryukami wasted no time to escape and jumped out the window and into the moat below. Likweise, Rexy took out his Dragonstone Kiran had given him earlier, clutched it tight, and....

"GA-ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRR-!!!”

A massive 17-meter long lizard charged at the mosquito-dragon out of the lounge and into the hallway, trampling everything and anything along the way. Roaring so loud all the Heroes are having a nervous attack, they fled out of their rooms in droves, and into the corridors!

SMASH! CRASH! BLAM! SPLUSH!

 Inevitably, Rexy was trampling and stepping on various Heroes and charged headlong into Yuwi. But the giant mosquito leaped back, twitched her legs, and CHARGED at Rexy herself, her abdomen jamming right into the tyrant lizard’s crotch. 

Yuwi had charged Rexy out of the castle and was just about to drop Rex into the moat below when chomp! The latter bit down on the former’s tail, ran to the bridge and stomped on it, hoping the momentum will alt least paralyze that bugger.

A woman had rushed out. It was Five.

“Keep on fighting sexy boy,” she cheered on lewdly. “I heard that in this world, the power of song can rejuvenate soldiers so here you goooooooooooo~”

Suddenly Rexy felt a tsunami of power rushing to his body and stomped even harder on the bridge, Yuwi’s tail still in his jaws.

And down did the bridge, Rexy, and Yuwi went. The large lizard landed abruptly on shattered brick and Yuwi prepared to jab her proboscis into the dinosar’s body when a crocodilian whale lunged out of the water and sank her teeth unto the queen’s thorax.

“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAWWWWW-UNHAND ME YOU SARCOPTERGIAN TETRAPODS! I am Queen Sha’Rad Yuwi! I am the queen of this realm! I will cleanse this realm of horny boys and whore girls-”

“YYYEEEEEEEEEEEET~!!” A tiny orange dinosaur ran up Ryukami’s head and kicked away at Yuwi’s head, blowing it off right its socket and into the water. The massive lizards Rexy and Ryukami tugged at the still-twitching body of mosquito-dragon and the insect snapped open into a soupy lavender. Rexy chomped down and devoured the tail and Ryukami sank back into the depths, ready to enjoy her meal of Emblian breast. Pakki had hopped onto the bricks and scurried into the nearby woods for a well-deserved snack.