#I GOT POLLS BABYYYY

[darknightsofsummer]

The one I wanted won!!!

Don’t forget to send in requests! I’m compiling lists and have already started writing!! (Got a lot of fun weird stuff haha)

(Dream Team Ghost Hunters/dnn AU)

[harrysfolklore]

hii, could you maybe do a blurb with sabina hidalgo as a fc? i love her and would love to see what you come up with🖤🖤

hii guys i’m sorry i kinda disappeared but i’m back ! this is a blurb about the mexico shows i hope you like it <3

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ask me anything | masterlist | likes and reblogs are appreciated !

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yourinstagram off to the next location 🛫🇲🇽

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harryfan1 OMGGG

pillowpersonpp ❤��❤️

harryfan2 she’s such a milf

harrystyles My loves ❤️

↳ harryfan1 the fact that harry’s son is half latino is such a win

harryfan3 MEXICO SHOWS ARE NEXT OMG

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harryupdates Harry with a fan in Mexico today!

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harryfan1 OMG BABYYYY

harryfan2 YA LLEGO

harryfan3 and with his family too 🥺

harryfan4 these shows are going to be amazing

YN’S INSTAGRAM STORIES

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harryupdates “It feels so good to be back here in Mexico, this is my wife’s home country so it holds a huge piece of my heart. I love each and every single one of you here tonight” - Harry in Guadalajara !

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harryfan1 IM CRYING

harryfan2 sometimes i forget that harry is literally married to a latina and they have a half latino kid OMFG

harryfan3 DID YOU SEE THE VIDEOS OF BABY ENZO DANCING WITH YN

↳ harryfan4 WHEN HARRY MOVED TO THEIR SIDE AND DANCED WITH THEM

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yourinstagram off to monterrey ! baby enzo is so happy to be in his second home and h is loving all the love he’s been getting 🤍 happy days

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harryfan1 SLAYYY

jefezoff ❤️

harrystyles Te amo x

↳ harryfan2 SPANISHRRY OMG

↳ harryfan3 HARRYYYY

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Guadalajara. November, 2022.

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harryfan1 OMGGG

paulithepsm 💚🤍❤️

harryfan1 THE FLAGGG

yourinstagram 🥹🥹🥹❤️

↳ harryfan2 this must be so special to her

annetwist Amazing !

YN’S INSTAGRAM STORIES

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Monterrey. November, 2022.

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harryfan1 AHHH BABY

annetwist ❤️

yourinstagram Enzo wants to cuddle

↳ harrystyles Coming x

↳ harryfan2 STOP WHAT WAS THAT

↳ harryfan3 MY HEART

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yourinstagram made it to méxico city 🤍

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harryfan1 CUTIES

annetwist Give Enzo a kiss from me !!

harrystyles Mis amores x

↳ harryfan2 I LIVE FOR HARRY COMMENTING IN SPANISH

jefezoff ❤️❤️

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harryupdates Harry in Mexico City today !

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harryfan1 OMGGG BABY

harryfan2 SLAY

harryfan3 LATINOOO

harryfan4 i love him so much

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harryupdates Harry’s reaction to Enzo wearing a mini version of his outfit in Mexico City tonight !

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harryfan1 AWEEEE

harryfan2 enzo little latino 🥺

harryfan3 BABYYY

harryfan4 i love him so much

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Mexico City I. November, 2022.

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harryfan1 MY BUBBBB

yourinstagram one of the most special nights ever 🥺

jefezoff ❤️❤️

annetwist I miss you !

harryfan2 TE AMO

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yourinstagram final show in méxico, let’s do this 💚

this past week has been incredible, enzo got to see his dad perform at his mom’s country and get closer to his culture, the love you have to harry was incredible and we can’t wait to be back !

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harryfan1 GORGEOUS !

harryfan2 BESTIEEE

harrystyles I love you so much 💚❤️

↳ harryfan3 EMOJIRRY ILY

gemmastyles You’re the most gorgeous girl ever

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harryupdates “This country gave me the love of my life, and for that it’ll always be thankful. Los amo con todo mi corazón” - Harry in Mexico City tonight !

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harryfan1 MY HEART

harryfan2 my baby that’s so cute

harryfan3 im actually crying

harryfan4 STOOOP

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Mexico City II. November, 2022

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harryfan1 MY BABY

harryfan2 come back already

yourinstagram 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️

annetwist 🥰

harryfan3 ily

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[techmomma]

note:

DILF/GILF can mean dad/grandpa "i'd like to fuck" OR dad/grandpa "i'd like to friend"

[ectopuppy]

o shit what i finally got polls babyyyy

[jiessicas]

07.06.23 making maps

in the face of helplessness/panic, noticing the thoughts/feels/actions -> how do my fears sorrows reflect what i want? how do they illuminate some border i didn’t realize was there?

started the day mildly panicked, talked myself through them in morning prompts, almost like i needed a lil narrative to get unstuck

not knowing the paths ahead gives me anxiety; making myself maps feels like a way to anchor / fight the feeling of helplessness

life infra [gonna be me mildly anxiety blogging until i feel properly held by structure that i'm gonna have to make by myself and with others]

today felt like another life infra day (drs appointments, finances)

first time chat with a holistic financial planner who works with underserved groups; it was really nice to talk through short / medium / long term goals

-> to dream about a decade out from now (kids? homes? careers? i can barely fathom life 10 years out from now but appreciated someone nudging me to do that anyway) (i feel i can only think about months at a time)

looking for specialist healthcare and navigating insurance is so confusing & laden with discourage from past failed attempts to, but really thankful for how many online resources there are to navigate this, ready to stay on the phone with bureaucracy for as long as needed

the joys and horrors of inhabiting a corporeal existence

because of some health stuff, my body has been feeling real weird as of late; trying to be gentle with it and not additionally hard on myself for feeling different

resuscitated by chicken porridge i want to learn how to make at home; a friend’s black bean quinoa tacos; two kinds of matcha lattes from two fine establishments (stonemill; maiko)

HAGS! <3

friday field trip and sunday camping incoming :,,,,)

appreciative of converse ways of planning / thinking - starting at the individual vs starting at the group in terms of hopes for this time; starting with the structure of the day vs starting with the discrete things wished to be done!!! dualities of man~

dispatches from s from nyc <3 Against the Tyranny of Shippers (& a Sideeye At Javascript)

all different entry points, but entry points nonetheless!

The Internet(tm)

my main feeling is that everyone has so many things to say all the time and it’s incredible and terrifying and overwhelming but so cool (me, flipping between bluesky, threads, twitter on safari)

k texted me asking about threads v bluesky; it looks like something like 1/3 or 1/4 of people in the us are on meta vs like 1/100 on twitter (ie twitter users are just built different)

nice details to remember

a cruise car named ube; a new candle that crackles with the might of a fireplace; a section of a bookshelf curated after recommendations from a friend; the casual thursday night dates playing out at the social study

l got everyone back onto pokemon go & we're all on tumblr..... it's 2016 and it's time to pokemon go to the polls babyyyy

walk w s through the fillmore talking about the want to be understood and to understand as love languages ~ how that propelled early childhood compulsions to externalize it in writing (like w f and i), or internalize it and alchemize it in other ways!

the opening to "fight" by brockhampton feels urgent and deliberate; it makes me feel like there is some kind of arena to be entered, some hat to be thrown into the ring, some new kids on the block to be stomping around

to linger longer

reveries/dreams

“how am i gonna try today?”

so what are you writing about? you and me both, pal — feel like there's a lot generated, started from the last year, pondering how i can hold onto a thread for a bit longer to work on for a sustained period of time

thinking about dogs & daughters (as it seems like i've been since 2019, according to my notes app search results) ~ thinking about the unfettered sweetness of puppy love

thinking about cleaning tidying decluttering in a song dong / jen craig’s “wall” kinda way

similarly enjoying slowly gathering similar books (currently, book recs from someone whose taste in books i respect/admire, another shelf dedicated to books on art/practice/making)

feeling myself dreaming again, at the end of the day <3 feeling project themes for this summer percolating... feeling like what is ahead is but a wide expanse, with few things in my way (have been reaching for this feeling for so, so long)

when i say i have that dog in me, this is what i mean

[jellicle-brawl]

"Hey Jelliclebrawl, you're being really cavalier and showing a lot of favoritism on this poll. :/"

Couple reasons for that.

I have in fact not shown favoritism, because thus far I have implied that I want Tugger to win. This is not true! I'm expecting that likely either he and/or Misto will win, and I'm okay with that because I like them, but I am also nerfing them as much as I fairly can so that at least they have to work for it. However, I actually want Etcetera to win, because she's my baby. I just don't think she stands a chance against, you know, everyone else. Maybe against Pouncival. I think she could take him.

On a less jokey level, this is my fourth tournament (and will be the third that has started voting once it does). In the first I was accused of favoritism because I said in an offmic conversation that I would like the two mascots of the bracket to make it to the finals; in the second, I ended up going off on one of my voters because my determination to remain impartial meant that I couldn't just say "I do not actually like this option and here is why" to the person who kept pushing me regarding an offhand and extremely neutral remark I made. So, I'm trying something different, and seeing what happens if I'm just really blatant about which options I'm backing. Especially since my choice is likely to change at the drop of a hat, especially with the groupies and young toms, because I really do love every single character and would genuinely love any of them to win. But especially Etcetera, because she's my baby.

In the two weeks before I changed up this tournament, I got exactly two votes. One of them was from my best friend submitting John Partridge as Tugger because they knew I really wanted to run him but had already selected the two autoentries and left him up to chance. It was really discouraging but in the interim while I watched that number stay at two I decided to just run a bracket about the 1999 proshot, because I had all those gifs anyway so why not? And since this is effectively a tournament where all of the options are my own submissions, I realized I can just do whatever I want to. Would I have really liked to do my original idea instead? Absolutely, and maybe if this tournament builds enough of a follower base I can run it (and my original original idea) in future. But in the meantime... I make the rules babyyyy. If you wanted impartiality you should have submitted to my tournament when you had the chance.

I want to be able to talk about my opinions and headcanons and the stuff I'm putting into my fanfictions and the little background things I've spotted and having to remain impartial gets in the way of that. Having to do it for the Discworld poll is hard enough; doing it for the thing I am actively hyperfixating on would be torture. I want to be able to chat with you guys in the comments. I want to have fun engaging with fellow fans. I can't do any of those things if I have to sit on my hands and pretend I don't care who wins or loses and don't have any favorites while I'm in character. I'm still in character here, just this time the character I'm inhabiting is a guy with 27 cats and some dogs and I really want you to have opinions about them with me while you decide amongst yourselves which ones you like best.

And, because it bears saying: regardless of my own impartiality, vote your own heart. If something I say makes you decide that you like that option, then by all means! But I am one man and I have one vote (well, two if I feel like going to the trouble of logging into the old account), and all of my propaganda should carry the same weight as any other rando who propagandas about the polls.

[bigbox141]

Bathroom Thoughts EP3: Memes Are Like Cheese

Hey fellas, I'm back from a much needed mental break! Speaking of breaks, I went for a bathroom break and some contemplation led to some confusion, and that confusion led to a thought. It was a thought about cheese.

Yesterday, I polled some friends and family to figure out what my grand returning post would be. I got two distinct answers that lingered in my head for a while and culminated in the ultimate bathroom thought. Cheese, and old people.

Well, not quite 'old people', more that I extrapolated 'old people' from my grandfather's birthday recently, but CLOSE ENOUGH. ANYWHOOO; Of course, since it was my family who suggested 'old people', I immediately thought of Facebook memes and how painful a number of them can be to view. It was then, that it hit me: memes... are like cheese.

I could say wine, but honestly, I'll say cheese.

government cheese rationing has begun please step in line

Pictured above is a stack of sliced, processed cheese. American cheese, government cheese, fake cheese, whatever you want to call it Idon'tcare; Plenty of the Western youth have already had at least a slice of this cheese. When you first have it, it's a wonderful, creamy goodness. It really sticks to the tongue, strings out with your grilled cheese, it fits with just about anything! It goes on your sandwich you take to school every morning, it gets served with your backyard burgers at the barbecue, it gets put in with the Kraft Dinner for some extra cheese- it- it... it gets plain. You start having it too often, and you begin to realise why it's so cheap.

As you grow up, you begin to diversify, see new frontiers of cheese. Bricks, shredded, new flavours... soon, the cheese of yore fades to obscurity. But that's not the last you'll see of that cheddar, since THAT BABY'S GONNA RESURFACE... IN THE FORM OF A RICH, DELECTABLE BRICK OF ORANGE GOODNESS BABYYYY!

Aged cheddar is a taste of the old, nostalgic cheeses of youth, in a rich, tasteful, flavourful new coat of sleEEEK edible paint. Who would've guessed that leaving cheese for years, would make it SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL? A mystery to perplex the frontier-men of the cheese industry for days to come.

But you might be asking: "what on Earth does this have to do with memes?" Well, I'll ask you something: have you seen ragefaces, or Vine memes resurface lately? If you haven't, holy SMOKES I want a feel for that rock you're under, it would probably be so cosy and miles less chaotic...

Let's rewind internet culture a bit, shall we? You're younger now. You see your first few memes, you see that raptor dude pondering with the impact font text, a couple rage comics, maybe even the start of Vine? It's a bit of a golden age for internet humour, it's certainly a hell of a lot more unique than the day to day standards of the traditional comedic conventions, right? Well, things only last so long.

Eventually, the rage comics become stale, Vine shuts down, and other formats are phased out in form of new, unique takes on comedy. Like trying out different slices of the same processed cheese, we go through one pack, get bored of it and try another, get bored again and try another in a vicious cycle of boredom and a search for that top-tier humour to satiate the brain. When we look back at the processed cheese we were eating a month or two ago? It reminds you of that plastic shell, and that boring semi-cheese flavour.

Fast-forward to the present day; Like a call to nostalgia, or a return to the simpler past, you start hearing the nearly decade old "bruh." And(/or) the distortions of the troll face that gave you har hars long ago begin to resurface and expand into these insane, ironic takes that span so far beyond the original scope that it can sometimes come off as actual horror. It's a rich taste of what you once loved.

It's beautiful, really: age bringing things back together again? A unity of nostalgia and silly times to warm your heart and remember what you used to chuckle at? No less, to see it evolve in a way that you'd never possibly foresee: you're meaning to tell me that processed cheddar can just kinda, not be processed, and become that rich, fine aged goodness? These thoughts, they're something to behold.

So go on, eat a brick of cheese. I, dare you.

Here's something btw