#I FUCKING HATE MYSELF🙏🙏💯🔥

[batboopp]

[zoropookie]

👹👹👹ILL FIGHT U👹👹👹

"He drove Mc home after they got ditched"

MC didn't get ditched from the "date", SCARA sabotaged it😭😭

And drove mc home? Are we gonna forget all the insults he threw at yn?? Calling them fucking annoying and accusing them of trying to get his attention and what not?? Are we really gonna sit here and suger coat or gloss over his actions just because Ei put him up to it? Ei's obviously the main culprit here but let's not defend Scara's involvement.

"he didn’t yell or throw a hissy fit with Thoma"

AINT NO WAY Is that supposed to be a defence for him or smth? Thats like. even below the bare minimum. I think not yelling or throwing a hissy fit is the least he could do if he even feels 1% guilty about ruining a dude's career after being called out on his bs🗣️ BE🗣️ FOR 🗣️REAL🗣️🗣️🔥💯🙏🙏

"hates being in the limelight ,he hates being put on the spot"

It's...almost like he's a streamer and it's his job to be in the limelight? An influencer....influences people. And clearly he's shaping YOUNG MINDS, TEACHING THEM THAT THEY CAN DO WHATEVER CAUSE "ACTIONS DONT HAVE CONSEQUENCES ON THE INTERNET." (keeping in mind that most of his fans are young girls who let him get away with anything cause he's hot) WHY ARE WE BABYING A GROWN AHH MAN⁉️⁉️

"he obviously is bothered knowing the MC is ACTUALLY REDEEMABLE."

......he seriously thinks mc is the one who should be "redeemable" rn? And for what exactly? Calling him and his team out? Being a good friend to thoma? Has mc done anything inherently wrong rather than being realistic and human? Does it or will it ever compare to what the Inazuma gang has done?

(ITS KIND OF TOO MUCH MAYBE NOT BUT ATLEAST NOW I CAN CALL MYSELF #NO1YNDEFENDER 👉👈 me typing all of that)

dammnnnn you popped off 😭🙏

[grimalkinmessor]

10+11?

10. Top three favourite fic tropes.

OH BOY *scrubs my grubby paws rogether* Ain't that a fun question? I'm a big fan of AUs—soulmates, hanahaki, A/B/O, you name it, I'm probably in love with it. My all time favorite trope is definitely arranged marriage, though. Or—I guess you could say it's technically dubious consent? Because it's really the power imbalance and the struggle for freedom that I really like about it, it doesn't have to be specifically Arranged Marriage, it could just as well be (and often is) captor/captive. The CODEPENDENCE. The PARASITISM that develops 😩👌✨ They need each other more than air, more than anything but they're killing each other, they're making each other stronger and worse, even if you die you'll never be free of me because a part of you is always in me and a part of me is soldered to you, I wish I could hate you, I wish I could love you, I wish things were different— the GOOD SHIT ✨👌🤌💕💞💖🙏✨❤️‍🔥💯✨⭐🔥🌟

Which sort of leads into my second favorite trope; fantasy AUs!!! Put some magic in that shit!!! Drop down some monarchial or even dictoral intrigue!!! World build!!!! Make that character a dragon!!!!! HELL yeah!!!!!!! Fantasy AUs are always so so so much fun for me and I love them. It's about 🤌🤌 the political/magical/moral intrigue 🤌🤌🤌🤌

Now. I say that vaguely because one of my favorite tropes that is hard as FUCK to find are creature AUs. Selkie and wing AUs specifically. Selkie AUs because they tie back into the above very nicely, but WING AUs always have me by the throat because it's just,,,,,everything to me. I desperately, desperately wanted wings as a kid (and still to this day), so a world where everyone has wings is my ultimate escapism fantasy. Plus the angst that tends to come with it?? Top tier, real shit. Your wings are broken, they're stigmatized, they're useless, they've been taken from you—or, my fucking favorite, they've never been touched :) Never been groomed :)) And the first time someone shows them that sort of intimate yet common affection you just start shaking because it's so overwhelming to feel loved. To be cared for. ESPECIALLY if the wings in question are broken, useless, bad luck. LOVE that shit 💖

11. Three tropes that are fine but overrated.

Tattoo/Flower shop AUs. They're alright but honestly they feel so much like coffee shop AUs to me that I can't really see the difference lmao. Plus it usually comes with too much fluff for me to find it interesting, even as someone who loves flower language and loves tattoos.

Gonna contradict myself with this one, but soulmate AUs. They can be good, but when you don't dive into the inherent darkness of having choice snatched away from you by fate itself and the horror that can come with knowing someone is the other half of you, connected forever with no way out, then what's the point honestly. The whole reason I adore soulmate AUs is because the very premise of it all is so fucked up, dressed up and romanticized as something sweet and wholesome. If you make it something ACTUALLY sweet and wholesome—which many people do—then I think it gets old quick.

Fake Unrequited Love. OH my God this one. It's fine, alright, it's fine but it irritates the shit out of me most of the time. I adore the angst of unrequited love, and to just say "well it only LOOKS unrequited because they didn't COMMUNICATE clearly enough haha the sillies" babe that is just dressed up miscommunication. Guh. Sometimes it doesn't bother me but honestly it's always been overrated to me. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Bonus one: There Was Only One Bed Trope. It's fine but I have personal issues with it. I like it in theory but it's one of the very few tropes that triggers the hell outta me. I wish I could enjoy it, but since I can't it just feels like it's everywhere, therefore making it overrated to me specifically.

(Hilarious because I keep intending to make use of it in my Matsulight fic but I chickened out the first time lmao)

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

THE GANG'S ALL HERE {WARNING: PICREW 😦}

Julius Demain Pidieu but what his voice sounds like to me. Sadly, he looks five months old because the picrew I am obsessed with had no wrinkles🥺. He no longer looks like a sweet sphinx cat😭

APRICOT UN'AUTRE PIDIEU IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS NO CONTENT DESPITE BEING JULES'S CANONICAL DAUGHT- oh. Jules has no content. Like father like daughter 😞.

THIS AUSTRALIAN IS HAVING GAY SEX WITH JULES. {Argent Étolie Chevalier is an OC} {He has like fifteen piercings but I forgor 🤡}

Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mo- {Dolores Toujours Pideu, Apricot's cool lesbian albino trans aunt that is going to kill me with her beauty}

Callahan Cyra Jumanah is Dolores's sweetheart, and I AM ALSO GOING CRAZY OVER HER. POWER COUPLE ULTIMATE EDITION. { Some people think she's faking her condition -chronic pain in her left leg and fatigue- because she can walk [with a cane]} {She has to hold Dolly back}

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MASC GENDERFLUID PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO {Coquille Bleue Pidieu is the eldest sibling of the three and can sense colors, shapes, and shadows despite being legally blind.}

WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED. OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED- {Captain Héraklès Alcides Puissant-Redevance of the RCM is an old family friend}

WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT-{Amoureux Perdue Du'Passe, Jules's former work partner and spouse. Sadly, he was killed on the force a few weeks after Apricot died of brain cancer. It was not a good year for Mr Pidieu.}

W. what if. Jeannie-Marie but when she was young. She was able to work around the giant black ink stain on her yellow dress by finding a thick but comfy sweater. She's one of those people who cannot fucking feel heat so she's alright. {PRETTY WONMAN😳🤤 WITH COCK?????? AMAZING 💯💫⭐🔥🌟✨⚡🎉🎊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💋🫂🫀👁️👅👁️👀👍👏👌🤌🤙🤝🤜🤛🙏}

Look, Young Renė was a little cinnamon roll. He could make the most "Fuck dem kids" person into preschool teacher worthy in less than an hour. But y'know, kindness sometimes drowns in hate and PTSD. Although, current Renė MIGHT not make you want to throw a fucking grenade at him if you're at the "Okay, you can put your hand on my wrist BUT THAT'S IT." stage. Zero people are currently at that stage because J-M isn't part of the lore anymore. Also, yeah Renė's trans. trans people can be inconsiderate assholes, we're not sparkles and rainbows. I mean, Look at me. I might not be inconsiderate but I CAN be an ass-of-the-hole.

Lieutenant Leo hey uh what's that say? K. WHAT. KITSURAGI??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. W H A T? {<-My brain in the process of making this guy up.} {LOOK IT'S KIM'S HALF [?] SEOLITE DAD!} {Btw despite the resting bitch face he's a nerdy sweetheart that loves cars. y'know like his son. I'm going to cry.}

Cecelia Davenport/Kitsuragi, Kim's fuckin' MILF of a mom. She and Leo LOVED to match. I'm welling up again. Btw she wasn't fully finished because it was three fucking AM when I made her so. 😔.

I feel like Gaston was a little fuckboy in his teens. I mean, he was still polite though and that lead to conversations like: "So uh [Lip bite} What're you doin' later? OH, FUCK you're grandma's recovering from cancer???? That's amazing! I hope she gets better soon! I can buy some flowers for her if it would cheer her up a bit! Have a good day!" Then Renė comes up and is like "Dude. You fucking sweetheart. Stop acting like a charity and get some goddamn pussy."

DORA THE DIVORCE EMPLOYER- {Not to be omni but oh my god. oh fuck. golly gee. I wolf whistle while my eyes pop comically out of their sockets and I spontaneously combust then pour a giant bucket of water over myself and steam rises from my ears like a train} {She's not actually in this AU but I love her and felt like making her}

Elizabeth is the type of girl to try and look professional but still go all out. She finally got out of the gardener's clothes and is slaying hard. Now, speaking of har-

Made Marie without her hijab because I'm a feral fucking animal and I legit couldn't imagine her hair correctly without reference and ALSO

REMADE YOUNG RENÉ BECAUSE I HATE THE FIRST ONE. Also I hate that you can't color the facial hair because it looks like his hair is dyed when he's just like that.

LOOK, IT'S LILLIANOVICH! What the FUCK would this bitch wear when he was a kid? Just made some shit up bro. Also, I like to think he uses reading glasses even though he has pretty good eyes overall.

THERE WE GO

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[sunb1eeder]

GOD 🙏🧎🏼 I 😀 FUCKING 🖕 HATE 😡 OLAF THE SNOWMAN ☃ SO FUCKING 👌👉 MUCH 😩😂🙀 HOLY 🙏 SHIT. 💩 HOLY 🙏 SHIT, 💩 EVERY 💯 FRAME 🖼 HE'S 💁‍♂️ IN, 🕺 EVERY 😔 SCENE, 🎬 EVERY 👏 GIF, EVERY 💯 JPEG, HE'S 🚹 GOT 🉐 THIS PAINFULLY 😭😂 VACANT, STUPID 💩 AS SHIT, 😡 FUCKASS LOOK 👀 ON 🚟 HIS 💦 STUPID 🚫 LUMPY FACE. 🐷 ABSOLUTELY 💯🙅 NO ✨ PART 💔 OF HIS 💦 UGLY 🤮 AS SIN 👿 PIECE 🍗 OF SHIT 💖🥄 CHARACTER DESIGN 🖌️ IS ENDEARING. HIS 🚹 STUPID 🚶‍♀️🚶😤 FUCKING 💪🏻 LEGS? 🏊🕺 WHO 🔭❓ THE HELL 🔙🔙 MAKES 🖕😏 A SNOWMAN ☃ WITH LEGS. 🍗🤗 HIS 🐍 DUMB 🤡 FLAILY FUCKING 😡 TWIG ARMS? 🤳 HIS 💦 SHITTY, LUMPY BASTARD HEAD? 💆💆 THE THREE 3️⃣ THOUSAND PERCENT 🤯 UNNECESSARY DUMBASS 😒 SHITASS FUCKING 👿🎮 SNOW 🏔 BUCK TOOTH THAT 👆 NO 🙈 SNOWMAN ☃ HAS 🚪👏🚪 EVER 😠 FUCKING 💦 HAD 😗 IN 👏🐕 THE HISTORY 😡‼️ OF GOD'S 😇👆 GREEN 🥗 FUCKING 👿🎮 EARTH? 🌏 GOD, 🧚‍♀️✨ I 👈 HATE 😜 HIM. 👴 I 😬 HATE 😡😟 HIM 📞😤 SO MUCH. 🔥 SO FUCKING 👌🍑 MUCH. 🔥 EVERY 👏 TIME 😂 I 😤 SEE 🙈 A STUFFED 💨💨👉👌 TOY OLAF OR AN OLAF GIF OR A SHITTY GODDAMN 🥾 COMMERCIAL, IT IGNITES MY ⭐🔋 PRIMAL RAGE 😡 RESPONSE AND I'M 📢 OVERCOME BY 4️⃣ THE NEED 😩 TO PUNT THIS SHITTY LITTLE 🐩👧 HOMUNCULUS INTO 🚟👏 THE FUCKING 😂 SUN. 🌅 "BHURR BLUR, I'M 💯🦆 OLAF THE FUCKSHIT SNOW 🛷 FUCKER, 🍆 I 💪 LIKE 😍💋 WARM 🙀💦😍 HUGS". FUCK 🖕 YOU. 💗 FUCK 🍑💦 YOU 😤😤 FUCK 😚😚😙😎😎😍 YOU 👉 FUCK 💦🍆🤨 YOU 😕👉 FUCK 💦 YOU 😂👉 FUCK 😂 YOU. 👈 YOU 💑 LOOK 👀 LIKE 💌🤔 TOW MATER SUMMONED A PATRONUS. YOUR 👆 DUMB 🤡 FUCKING 👏 TWIG HAIR 🙆 MAKES 🤔 YOUR 👌 WHOLE 👩 SHITTY HEAD 🗣 LOOK 💋 LIKE 💜 A HAIRY 💇💙✊ SKIN 💯🤙🏻🙏🏻 TAG. I 😊 HATE 😡 YOUR 👩 DUMB 🤤 FUCKING 😡 LUMPY CARROT 🥕🇵🇰 NOSE 💰 AND YOUR 😏 STUPID, 💩 EMPTY GOOGLY EYES 👀 AND YOUR ⏳👎 OVER-THE-TOP GOOFY ASS ���🍑💥💥 UPBEAT ASSHOLE 👌🍑 PERSONALITY. ANY 🤣 SCENE 🤝🌅 HE'S 👦 SAD 🙁 IT INVOKES ALL 🤩 THE WRATH AND FURY 👽 OF A SPOILED CHILD 🚸 HAVING 👉👉 A MELTDOWN OVER 🔁 A CHOCOLATE 🍫 BAR 🍸 IN 🚪 A W*LMART CHECKOUT 😛 LINE. ➖ AND I 🙍‍♀️ KNOW 😭💭 ITS IRRATIONAL. THAT'S 👏 THE WORST 👎 PART. 🍆 I 👈 KNOW 😍 HE'S 😗🅰️ JUST 🎤 A SHITTY FUCKING 😈 SIDE 👈 CHARACTER IN 👉 A STUPID 🤡 FUCKING 🍆 CHILDREN'S MOVIE, 🎥 I 😻 KNOW 🤔 IT DOESN'T 😚 MATTER, 🙆‍♂️ I 🤬 KNOW 😭 I 💀 SHOULDN'T 😨 CARE. 🫂 BUT 🔫 THAT'S 🦎 PART 🍆 OF THE PROBLEM. 🏻 THE PART 👏😤 WHERE 🌄🌄 NO 🤦❌ MATTER 🙅 THE MIGHT 📷 AND FURY 👽 OF MY 🏿😤 HATRED, THE LOCUS OF MY 😘 HOMICIDAL INTENT IS ALLTOGETHER INCONSEQUENTIAL. I 😇 FIND 👀 MYSELF 😉 LAYING AWAKE 💪 IN 🍑💦 THE DARK 🌌 IN 🔥 THE EARLY 🕐 HOURS ⏱️ OF THE MORNING 🌅 CONSUMED BY 👻 THE SPIRIT 👻 OF WRATH ITSELF, 👈 ALL 🙎🏿 THE FORCE ✊ AND MIGHT 🧐🤔 OF A FLAMING HURRICANE DIRECTED 🎬 AT A BOTTLE 🍶 OF PISS 😠💢 IN 📥 A DITCH BY ⏩ THE HIGHWAY. 🛣 THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL 💯 BURNS 🔥 ME 👨‍🦼 TO MY 😲 CORE. 🥑 WHAT 😦 BETTER 🎰 THINGS 📴 COULD 🤷 THIS ENERGY 🤸‍♀️ BE 🐝 DIRECTED 🎬 TOWARDS? ⛪ AND YET 👇👀 MY 😫 DISDAIN FOR 👏 THIS STUPID, 📖🚫 USELESS, 🚫 INSUBSTANTIAL FAILURE 😔 OF ENDEARING CHARACTER DESIGN 🖌️ UTTERLY ECLIPSES THE INTRIGUE OF ALL 💯 OTHER 👪 PURSUITS. I 🐑 HATE 😡🐓 HIM. ✅ I 💁🏿 HATE 😭 HIM 🔥🔥 ON 🔛 A LEVEL 🎚 OF MY 😎 MIND 🤔 RESERVED 🈯 FOR 💼 THE WORST 👎 OF THE WORLD'S 🌍🌐🌎🌍🌐🌎🌍🌐🌎 ARRAY OF SINNERS, AND I 😊😊😀😀😊😀 CAN'T 💔 EVEN 🌃 BEGIN 🔘 TO JUSTIFY IT. SHITSTICK THE SNOW ❄ DICK 🍆 IS, FOR 👌 ALL 💯 INTENTS AND PURPOSES, THE ANIMATED CORPSE 💀 OF ALL 💂 OF HUMANITY'S SACCHARINE PRETENSES- EVERY 🍆 CONDESCENDING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STATEMENT OF MEANINGLESS 🤮 UPPER 🦅 MIDDLE 🖕🖕🖕🌚😃🕒🖕 CLASS 👩 SUBURBAN 🏡 DRAMA DISTILLED INTO 👉✅ A SINGLE, 🖤💔 HATEABLE FORM. 🧐😤 THE FUCKING. 🐹 FUCK. 🖕👉 I 😀 HAVE 🙋 NO 😳 WORDS. 📓 THERE 😌 IS NO 🤦❌ CUSS OR EPITHET IN 😻📥 ANY 📨 LANGUAGE 🤠 THAT 🔍 CAN 💦🔫 ENCAPSULATE THE HEIGHT OF THE EMOTIONS 😍 I 👥❌ AM 🏃🏻💨 EXPERIENCING. 😯 GOD, 🧔🏾 I 😓 HATE 😜 HIM 👴 SO MUCH. 🔥 I 👀 HATE 😡 HIM 👴 SO, SO FUCKING 👌👉 MUCH. 🔳 I 🍊🙆🏼‍♂️ WANT 🤲 TO LIGHT 💡 HIS 💦 UGLY 🥴😆 LITTLE 🧚🏻‍♂️ DUMPSTER BODY 🧍 ON ☹️ FIRE. 🔥 I 💰👀 WANT 😭🙏 TO GRAPHICALLY BEAT 👊 HIM 👌 TO DEATH 🦴 WITH HIS 💦 OWN 💁 STUPI

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman