#I FUCKING HATE CARROTS

[ironunderstands]

Uncooked carrots are perhaps the worst food on this planet and only TOLERABLE if cut into very thin strips I don’t know what motivated me to make this post other than my burning hatred for the worse texture this planet could offer to your mouth

[engagemythrusters]

Of all of the veggies to put in stir fried rice. Why is it fucking peas and carrots

[beeorios]

There is Strength in Sweetness

[strawberrybananaslug]

[bananonbinary]

somewhat kicking a bees nest here, but hear me out-

"homemade and handcrafted goods should cost hundreds and even thousands of dollars" is why attaching a monetary value to esoteric concepts like "time" and "skill" (and, you know, "a human being") is a bad system.

now, before the pitchforks come out, i am not bitching because i want a handcrafted quilt for $20. i do recognize that it would be unbelievably unfair to the quilter. but like...doesn't that sound obscene? that we live in a system where things that used to be pretty mundane are now only available to the upper class, or the creator just fucking dies? where in order for someone to make anything artistic, they need to be independently wealthy or ONLY cater to wealthy people?

again, i am not suggesting that artists should sell me their shit at a horrific loss. im not really suggesting any solution at all here, we're between a bit of a rock and a hard place. but it feels really inherently fucked up to me that the only options are "Artists taken advantage of" and "only rich people get art."

anyways, UBI huh

[butchkaramazov]

[affirming] only 9 days of exams left......then we can binge watch the entirety of iwtv s2........just a week & 2 days........& then we can be gay..

[perdidosbucky-yyo]

Will I ever post a fic again? *sad sigh*

[girlivealwaysbean]

you guys eating healthy food sucks because now I eat unhealthy food and my stomach immediately starts hurting

[pangyham]

been thinking about the liyue gang and how id draw their physical builds so here are some thoughts i had for xy cy and gm in particular

- xingqiu, unsurprisingly, would be quite lanky. i like to think he has broad-ish shoulders, like a thin athlete's build? hes a long boy to me haha, long face, neck, limbs, fingers etc, so naturally hes stands (comparatively) tall at 5'6" or 5'7"

i like to think hes most physically attractive one and has that handsome princely and boyish charm to him because it adds a lot to his fuckass duality LOL

- chongyun is a lot like xiao imo! short stature but with muscular arms. he seems nimble and flexible because of his normal attack animations (which bears a lot of similarities to xiao's actually! this + the fact that chongyun's normal attacks create gusts of wind further reinforces my hc that xiao trains him). sometimes i watch high energy choreography vids on youtube and some dancers look incredibly light on their feet, almost like their body is inherently bouncy? and i imagine chongyun to have that agility to him. chongyun has a delicate face and aura and i let that bleed into my hcs for his fighting style and physical capabilities hahaha. hes kind of like a cat who's deceptively strong. as for height.. just a few inches taller than xiao, so perceptibly short at 5'4"

- ga ming my new beloved. pretty much similar to chongyun but more muscular and stronger just because he wields his claymore with ease. theres a noticeable weight different between cy and his claymore the way he lugs it up after he swings (or even other claymore users like razor who, on his last hit, bounces from impact). meanwhile ga ming literally slams his to the ground LOL. i love his movements though hes very swift and expressive and radiant.. if cy has delicate movements then ga ming's is fierce and (charmingly!) assertive

ga ming is wonderfully charismatic though, i know hes not well known in liyue harbor yet, but he seems like the type to gain a reputation from his friendliness. how could no one adore him hahaha. 5'5" for height! just between xy and xq

[depresseddepot]

my mom always mocks me when I make new things but when my dad also likes them she gets REALLY passive aggressive about it lmfao

[dtaegis]

i wish there were at least a colt card reference in poker face alt.......... just dance please release comics i need one of my most especialest couple

[rosesradio]

i think i have a mild banana allergy :(

[porcelainfreak-zacrucian]

Fucking hell I am going to have A WEEK

[golden-bean-soup]

Carrot shut the fuck up challenge

[hinotorihime]

i am constantly complaining about how much i hate the gameplay + ui of skyrim, most of my issues with it boiling down very overtly to "this isn't how it works in oblivion and i don't like it >:(", but i gotta say that the objectively inferior alchemy system for skyrim does excel at incentivizing you to play the kind of character who is just constantly and immediately shoving random shit in their mouth

[perdidosbucky-yyo]

My dad is just fuckin DYING to nag me about my weight and the food that I eat.

He gets all serious and tense, like the words are about to burst out of him🙄