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ellenhenryart · 9 months ago

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(via "I Don't Work Here" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by ellenhenry)

#findyourthing #redbubble #i dont work here #tshirt #funny tshirt #white text #hand written

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debspressed · 11 months ago

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just listened to Tom Cardy's I don't work here song and 1st and 2nd verses I'm like "yeah, very Tom Cardy song"

and then 3rd verse hits and I have no words except "yeah, very Tom Cardier song"

#tom cardy #i dont work here

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atomicfunnightmare · 11 months ago

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There's something about Tom Cardy's songs

When I find one I like I cant stop listening to it on repeat

#tom cardy #i dont work here #music #Spotify

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lmtyl · 10 months ago

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story time: I don't work here x2

I've been on a Reddit kick and it brought up two memories where I was mistaken for an employee, one during high school and one at college. (Also, I've probably submitted these to Not Always Right in the past, just fyi)

Let's start with college:

This happened during the final years of the dorms having landline phones with their own numbers in every room. Early afternoon and my phone rang. When I answered, the guy on the other end immediately started rattling off a pizza order, and it took me a bit of trying to interrupt to explain to him that he'd called a random dorm phone and not the pizza place. The guy then asked me to order the pizza FOR HIM and rattled off the order again!

I hung up.

Secondly, and probably more interesting:

So, I'm probably 16 when this happens. I was kinda sick, but mom had dragged me to Home Depot to help look for a part. I think we needed new locks on the house doors after a bag got stolen?

Home Depot employees famously wear bright orange aprons; I was wearing a blue fleece jacket and cargo pants. Mom and I had found the aisle we needed and she'd sent me further down it to look for matching codes on boxes. I'm shuffling through the shelves when an old man tugs on my sleeve and asks me to come help him. He's gently but insistently tugging my sleeve and mumbling about needing help getting something a few aisles down, and my brain is lagged out from a mix of hyperfocus and headcold.

I finally scrape together enough brain power to say to him, "I don't work here, I'm just shopping."

He looks at me, confused. Gestures to my jacket. "But you're wearing their uniform...?"

Don't remember what I said in reply to that, just the general wtf vibes. I do remember turning and walking away from him with whatever box I was still holding, raising my voice, "hey mom, any luck?"

Old guy stood there watching us for a moment, looking confused, before wandering off. In hindsight he was probably just old and confused, but at the time I was kinda worried he was gonna kidnap me.

#i dont work here #story time #personal #anecdotes #food #college

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antlercollections · 4 days ago

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Hey isn't that a Tom cardy song or something

#text post #image post #HEY #I DONT WORK HERE #AND IF I DID #I WOULD NOT SURRENDER SHIT

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urbtee · 3 months ago

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#funny memes #funny #funny stuff #funny shit #t shirt #amazon #shirt design #shirts that go hard #black shirt #i dont know #i dont work here #buy now

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crowkip · 5 months ago

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yeehaw, baby!

#if u know me u knew this was inevitable #kon el #conner kent #tim drake #timkon #im gonna ramble after the boring tags ok #dc comics #fanart #western au #superboy #OK !!!! ITS TIME #so kon. obvs is a cowboy here #definitely a bit of a magnet for trouble but not an outlaw #still not the sort of person the son of the drake family's supposed to be talking to but yk kon's gonna try anyway #on tims end it pretty much follows the same events as the comics bc if it aint broke dont fix it #<- in terms of the whole sneaking out at night to do his own secret detective work thing at least #i have a whole silly story for the rest of it but im not gonna get into it all here lmao #but yeah i love cowboys and actual cowboy history vv much so this probably wont be the last u see of this au ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧#for now this post's rlly just for goofing around with design ideas #my art

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canonkiller · 1 year ago

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but you can't keep holding on like this.

#you can put a disability metaphor in any legfndary draconic entity. many people dont know this #my art #comic #ouroboros #for tag filtering:#blood #its a blurry day forgive typos #for search results:#bite down or let go #here's the deal ouroboros #for qna:#yes you can get it tattooed i would appreciate a tip through ny kofi (pinned) and i would love to see if you feel comfortable sharing #yes its an original quote i do write sometimes #no its not cringe or bad if you blorbo tag or whatever. go nuts. if i didnt want people connecting w my work I wouldn't post it #yes you can quote it in your own art and I'd love to see that too #anyways i love you. we'll both get through this regardless of how it changes us okay? i love you.

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ladyelixa · 1 year ago

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me(at the grocery store) trying to buy some pasta in a shirt that looks slightly like a worker uniform as a displeased mother approaches

the bosses in lies of p are NOT fucking around!!!

#i dont work here

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ikkan · 10 months ago

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some like 12 year old was trying to talk to me at the pet store. asking me what my name was...

i told him don't worry about it

#.txt #kid don't talk to strangers #and then his mom was asking about pet stuff like queen just READ #IT SAYS IT ON THE BAG #I DONT WORK HERE

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mochasucculent · 2 months ago

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

#viktor #arcane #ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer #it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting #so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath #tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder #where the strap would be #but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise #everything looks like its screwed together #or screwed INTO him #but only the top bolts on his spine are i think #in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine #so he can take it off. but HOW #what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off #does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper #the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss #forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this #any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours #something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly #and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place #they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc #or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought #and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off #dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like #like 40 different controllers #soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine #<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig #forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy

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ellenhenryart · 2 years ago

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Sold, thank you!

Find this design here 👉

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/29769151-look-closely-i-dont-work-here-typography-minimal-w

#teepublic #ellenhenryart #printondemand #tshirtdesign #digitalart #typography #white text #word on a shirt #funny #i dont work here #tshirt

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mahgck · 2 months ago

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blue lock objectively is insane and probably bad. but the thing about blue lock is that once you watch it youre like holy shit this is peak. its a disease.

other powerpoints ive made (including bllk part 2)