#I DONT KNOW WHAT TAGS TO USE FOR HIM YET SO HERES LIKE 100 OF THEM

[king-crawler]

I hate this creepy pasta ass bitch

[zeropro]

So I’ve seen you draw and tag a couple of different ships, just wondering which are your favorite???

Love your art btw :D

Thank you!

I don’t have a specific ship i'm particularly loyal to, so I guess I’ll rate them and also provide my own headcanons:

(disclaimer i dont know ship names so imma just try my best)

Trine-shipping: yes, put the three of them together, I don’t care. familial, sexual, romantic, platonic, its all good. I go crazy seeing them stand next to each other in the cartoon what do you want from me.

thunderwarp: I see this one a lot and I quite like it. these two being mates with starscream doing his own thing kinda makes sense considering starscream has a bunch of other ships. also makes it fun when something happens to one of them and starscream is left in the awkward position of having to deal with that.

thunderstar: been thinking about this one more lately. they’re like foils to each other. thundercracker’s a good boy to starscream’s bad boy, and he does such a concern about all the morally dubious stuff starscream gets up to. but at the same time, he admires starscream’s ambition and rizz and starscream the kinda bot that would pull you so high if you followed him. I think out of anyone, starscream is the closest to actually trusting thundercracker. 

starwarp: i had this thought one time of what if skywarp is like the horniest asexual and starscream is the most traumatized aromantic, and how would that even work XD nothing solid in the works just an idea that I had. ive seen these two less often outside of trine shipping but it can be pretty hot. I like when they are being protective of each other. I always see skywarp as more emotionally open than his trinemates and starscream can use some of that open and honest emotional love and care. someone to forcfully make him accept being loved. someone who will actually push back when he’s being stupid. and with skywarp being loyal to megatron, so much angst potential for both of them.

starbee: im a sucker for the whole ghost bee starscream dynamic. I already made a post about these two, and after all this time I still really enjoy this ship. I think characters that don’t actually like each other at first but grow into a mutual respect is so tasty. I think some people don’t like the ship because they headcanon bee as too young? well, starscream is actually younger in my fic lmao, but also they’re like 6 million years old and are born with full adult processing capabilities, I don’t think age matters here :P its less about intimacy for me anyway. I like them together because of how much it takes to get there. 

starwavewave: okay this one is 100% fueled by tfone but guyssss guysss theyre married and megatron is their son and im just aaaagh dont seperate them! such a kookie dynamic, the cool headed soundwave, the emotionally volatile shockwave, the arrogant yet cowardly starscream, all being fail dads to their little scamp leader. hahaha. high command polycule 

megastar: gasp, rated above skystar. yes, I just find this dynamic more interesting. I like an abusive ship sometimes for the angst but I also enjoy seeing megatron when he isnt abusive? kinda catharsis maybe. I read a fic once where the war is over and starscream invites megatron to one of optimus’ high profile parties and is appalled at megatron showing up in robot equivalent of underdressed, meanwhile megatron the working class miner is like “I washed, what else was I supposed to do” XD and I just love that haha. theres just so many ways to take it. I wont be doing any megastar in my au, I just tag anything that has megatron and starscream interacting with megastar cuz thats the dynamic to me

skystar/jetstar: iddkkkkk i know this is the most popular ship but it’s just!! idk! its not as interesting to me haha. I love this as a past ship, they were roommates in college, starscream opened himself to someone, chose to become close and then was hurt by it. just another wound on starscream’s spark before he ever even meets megatron. I don’t think theyd get back together after the ice. idk how well I can write this so I’ll just explain how it happens in my au here: skyfire died and starscream created this version of skyfire in his mind that was perfect, he memorialised him because he was dead! you just cant live up to how someone remembers you. I think that was part of the reason why starscream reacts so badly when skyfire “betrayed” him. unlike thundercracker, skyfire knows how to set healthy boundaries. not to mention he’d been on ice for four million years, lost his entire life, everyone he knows, and his entire civilisation, planet, and culture to a war he had no part in. bot’s gonna be upset. pissed off even. skyfire shouldnt have to be some soft sparked punching bag for starscream, he’s kind and a pacifist but he’s also going to get upset and have feelings. I think starscream’s betrayal would hit pretty hard, he’d gonna be upset about how much starscream’s changed, how much damage starscream helped cause during the war, and also starscream shooting him in the back for wanting to protect the native wildlife! when they properly talk to each other again it’s going to be heated on both sides, and I think after some hard work from both sides they could end up in a place where they are willing to be friends again, but I don’t think they’d conjunx. skystar isnt end game to me, but it is canon and an important part of the story

starop: I think ive read one fic where I really liked this ship. it’s just such a random pairing. my initial reaction is just noooo optimus prime?? but that guy’s everyone’s dad! Ive been told a big part of it is they’re both megatron’s ex’s and that’s pretty funny. not for me sadly haha (opxmegatronoldmanyaoiotpfrfr)

starjack…wheelstar? whatever the starscream and wheeljack one is. I’m not into this one. I see where people are coming from with it, but wheeljack isnt an interesting character to me. they can be science bros tho

starscream and windblade: ive seen this like once or twice. not for me. windblade is like, starscream’s daughter or something idk XD 

soundstar: uuuh i dont see it. sorry! i legit have no thoughts on soundstar. theyre coworkers XD. ive seen fics where the seekers are really young and soundwave moms them, and that’s really cute. okay, I like soundwave as a caretaker if the seekers are young, but yeah I don’t think I understand this one. 

shockstar: nooooooo. tho ironically theres more canon content there to fuel this one than soundstar (is this emotion?) but still no XD I don’t even hate shockwave! let him be sunstorm’s dad, that’s cute. but no, shockewave too creepy. no ship. they are also coworkers

what other ship is there even? oh yeah

starprowl: this is apparently a really popular ship?! I guess in a way prowl is sort of like the autobot’s starscream, undermining his leader, arrogant, willing to do the dubious play. they’re both ruthless. I like this one better than starjacked, but its still an odd pairing to me.

oh! knockout and starscream, i can kinda see it? like, as a rebound after breakdown? I like knock out and breakdown, so I’d only see these two as like friends or if something happened to breakdown. they’re a LOT of fun when they interact tho heh heh, perfectly clashing personalities

on the topic of tfp, I guess starscream and arcee is a ship? I can see this similar to my enjoyment of starbee, they’d have to work reeaally hard for this one to work but they have had potentially positive interactions in the show (before starscream screws it up) so its possible in a better world where starscream doesnt suck they could become friends. him killing cliffjumper is gonna be a huge hurdle tho! 

dont talk to me about airachnid

do people ship starscream and ratchet? I don’t ship it, but I do really like interactions between them. starscream is so terrible but he also gets hurt a lot. ratchet is grumpy and prejudice but he’s the best doctor and he’ll fix him up! I like when something terrible happens to starscream and ratchet cant help but feel bad for the guy. that’s the good stuff.

lastly i have been asked a few times on trinebee. im assuming this is bumblebee and the trine. i hadnt thought about it but it makes sense! if youre a starbee shipper, but you also support trine propaganda, then it only makes sense to bring bee into the trine. also bee and thundercracker are friends! the only ones who havent really had any interaction is bee and warp, and honestly idk if I see those two getting along but bumblebee is everybody’s friend so XD I’m sure it’ll work out!

and i think those are all the thoughts i have on the ships! 

no hate on anyone who ships any of these!!! you all do what you do, these are just my opinions, and honestly I’m just not a huge shipper to begin with haha. I am…unsure if there will be any shipping content in my au, I write my scenarios very much “canon but to the left” and so it comes out very sex-less because romance and intimacy is just not the type of content I’m in the business of writing. but, idk, i think about it sometimes. sometimes I think about the end of chapter one of thundercracker’s origin, the night starscream took thundercracker out on a not-date. i think, who knows, in some version of the story maybe they shared a kiss? maybe they went back to the apartment and things went further? maybe. but of course, in every version of the story, starscream is gone the next morning. 

happy valentrine’s day!

[cheesewhip3]

TMAGP 35!!!!

spoilers for tmagp 35

okkk starting!!! its called terms and conditions im very exciting MR BONZO IS IN THE TAGS THING OUH ALICE!!! effener? huh i checked the transcript it was ethernet. shes looking for ways to decode colins notebook :((((( noooo celia is looking for stuff about the magnus institute. alice said something about fr3d1e and celia found something oohhh. statement time! a prison hearing okk,, parole for m69782tm. the guy doesnt want to be released from parole oh?? wouldve been denied parole and the psych guy said he was rermorseful and the prisoner guy said he "wasnt finished yet" and was getting mail. he got mail from MR BONZO WTF? was he the guy who was the bonzo killer?? ohh he was i think. hes telling a story about his relationship with bonzo. i think his mother killed herself :( HE SMASHED HIS DADS HEAD IN WHAT? he thinks bonzo knows that hes a killer. oh my god. "you just go and do your bonzo best" he used a crowbar on someone oh god. he was laughing when he was killing them i think the suit was turning into the clown person bonzo. a lot of things about how he wanted to say sorry to the creator of mr bonzo. hes getting letters from mr bonzo. this is kinda creepy. the face is wrong and was angry? "mr bonzos on his way" ooh oh no, next letter, mr bonzo was furious, "he wants to stay". next card is enormous. card is mangled and was covered in ink. eyes and mouth left on card. "he wants to play with you" theres clown music in the background oh no. hes gonna get killed by mr bonzo isnt he. oh no :(( transcript ends due to interuption. "have you ever tried to sort them into themes like darkness or disease or being buried alive" CELIA I SEE YOU WITH THE FEARS. gwen is here ohh the fucking lesbians. the lesbians are talking (alice and gwen) who is william price, bill price wants to "balance the books" alice is 100% s1 jon. ohh?? new place? TEDDY!!!!! YAYY teddy got a job, computers oh? ALICE SOUNDS SO UPSET NO :(. why was colin saying "im sorry im on my way it wont happen again" right after the camera zoomed on him. i dont like thissss but oooh it was a GOOD episode!! how many times have i said bonzo this yap sesh. 13 times good god. anywaysss mr bonzo (14) being prevalent in this episode was nice, the circus music in the background as -reading through the transcript, WHAT does "including the camcorder we're listening through" mean???? oh??- menke was saying his statement was an interesting touch i liked it, you can kinda hear the agitation in his voice when hes being cut off and then mr bonzo (15) interupts and kills? menke. celia HAS to be from the og TMA verse. if the portal that sam fell through was to the og TMA verse. in my opinion i dont think it is the original one but it also could be because of how georgie knew jon and all that. again i was reading the transcript and why are alchemy, gold and lead capitalised. also the way the statements start with CYBERSPACE is funny.

[listofwhyyouloveher]

hi

I saw your post about how the gang reacts to Steve being the readers parental figure and it was so cute and I loved it so much

I was just wondering if you could write a short story (or whatever they are called, I have no clue) about Steve actually taking care of the reader whether she is sick or if she gets hurt and he just is protective of her because she is still young and maybe even when she gets hurt or sick or etc she only wants Steve

sorry if I was confusing and this is all 100% your choice

Summary: In which Steve Randle takes care of you when you're sick Warning: mentions of sickness, mentions of bad parents if you use a microscope Author's Note: covid free as of today, gonna start writing more from tmrw! i also dont know how to tag this because i dont think (x reader) fits. but ill do it and you can tell me what to change it to. You had come down with a really rough fever, leaving you bed-ridden and delirious from the heat. No one had seen you in a while, so Steve decided to swing by your place and see what was up. The doorbell rang and the noise made you wince. You were lying in bed with the lights off and the blinds closed, silence enveloping you because you couldn't stand to be stimulated at that moment. Begrudingly, you pulled yourself out of bed and to the door, opening it slightly and covering your eyes when the sun met your sensitive eyes. "Hey, Y/n, haven't see you in a while. Can I come in?" Steve asked, smiling warmly at you. You let out a noise akin to a yes and led him inside. "Woah, you look rough, are you sick?" He asked, feeling your forehead like he often saw Darry do to Pony. He was shocked at how warm it was. "Yeah, just got a little fever," You mumbled, running a hand over your face. "Hey, you should go back to bed, I'll go bring some soup from the store." He said, lightly pushing you towards your bedroom door. "Yeah, sure. Thanks, the spare key is under the mat" You whispered, stumbling back to your bed. It was around 15 minutes before Steve came back. When he entered, he made no move to wake you, instead focusing on cooking the soup that he just bought, he only entered your room when a warm bowl of soup was ready. The door creaked open and you tossed in your sleep. "Steve?" You called, half-asleep. He smiled and placed the soup by your bed. "Hey, kid." He said, stroking your forehead. You woke up a little and smiled back. "Hello," "So, where are your parents?" He asked, concerned about how they left you alone while you were sick. "They went on vacation, I only came down with this recently," You sighed, reaching for the bowl. "Then should I call them back home?" He asked, reaching for the telephone. "No, no. I don't want them to come back yet. Besides it's better when you're here." You said sheepishly. He smiled, a grateful warmth enveloping him. He was glad you looked up to him, in reality you were always like a little sister to him. He ruffled your hair and laughed. "Eat your soup, kid."

[darthnell]

Word Search Tag

Ty for the tag @justafunctionalmess ! ♥️ The words I’m looking for are death, rose, water, and glare !

What I’m gonna do is search thru my whole fic manuscript and pick out the first and last instance for each word. Bc tbh i dont fully know what the exact rules are LOL.

Death (67 instances):

After all, a warrior’s death deserved a warrior’s funeral.

“What do you mean, why? You mauled someone to death, remember? That was, like, the best thing I’ve ever seen!”

Rose (38 instances):

Titters of amusement rose from the rest of the students as Percy’s eyes widened in embarrassment at being caught. “Um… of course, sir,” he lied stupidly.

Background voices seemed determined to interrupt her. Venatrix didn’t let them until one— sharp yet steady, and so achingly familiar—rose above the rest.

Water (196 instances):

The harshness of his words stung more than she cared to admit, but Venatrix forced them to roll off her shoulders like water.

When the metal cage finally came off, Venatrix wanted to collapse. But she stepped under the steaming water, letting the heat and water cleanse the evening from her skin. It felt better than anything she deserved.

Glare (172 instances):

Venatrix stopped in her tracks, shooting him an incredulous glare. “What? I just got here!”

Venatrix flinched— it belonged to a kid, no older than sixteen or seventeen by the looks of it, and undeniably commanding. Isador glared at the newcomer, incredulous.

Congrats to “water” for winning the most used word competition!! (Of the four here at least).

Tagging: @illegalcryptid @conschintz @lasthaysileeshipper @epsilonchi @rivalhughs @ladyqueerfoot @wordspin-shares

Your words are growl, weave, bone, and leaf ! (Again not 100% sure on the rules but if u wanna use plurals or diff tenses for the words thats chill by me !)

[ryan-selucreh]

oh hey its the website aster got into

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hey guys, its ryan here (for the j-crew, its just some silly nickname the dudes like using, hahaha im totally jyan)! i use he/they pronouns mostly, but whatever you guys want! con-nerd isnt here yet but like he says if you guys have seen any weird mystery things or if you know anything on what happened at WyldRyatts college like 4 months ago, hit us up here

you can also hit up my girl at @aster-aeliana!

yo, wait that twerps on here? sweet, hi @thepiedromeo, silly drama loser lol

FUCKING BIWIS ON HERE??? WELL FUCK MAN @ratbiwirattime THE HELL YOU DOIN??

oh fuck dude connors actually here @connorfrombofa what up homeboy

ik professor aeliana got on here but i dont want him sending me to therapy for my posts so hes not getting tagged

oh also forgot to mention im on the floatball team for the wyldratts gotta love my boys of the j-crew (im not as great as another player i love [NO HOMO], but im fine with 2nd place, @gary-mfing-gilmore <3)

most any blog tagged here is ran by me, MINUS ROMEO AND CONNOR PLAYED BY NEW FRIENDS OF MINE! CHECK THEM OUT

ooc i am your local silly bigender @s0lar-ch3ri and use she/he/it mainly, but accept/tolerate other pronouns! do check out the other rp blogs too, theres been the suckening, apotheosis, bitb, pd, and riptide blogs (this is only counting ones from the server im in, i forget who hosts it but yeah)!

lil tag things:

#ryans part to play - in character

#from you dudes - answering asks

#off court shit - out of character

#across jrwi teams - interacting with rp blogs

#totally not a history nerd - history related things (will probs just be some quote things, inspired by the deacon and arthur blog poetry reblogs and shit)

OH ALSO I CANNOT BE 100 PERCENT CANON AND THERES GONNA BE SPOILERS BE WARNED RAHHHHHH

small edit but on main i have a ryan analysis and thats in part what i base his behavior on

EDIT, PFP CHANGE HAS HAPPENED, CREDIT TO MY MUTUAL @ripells FOR IT <3333333

edit number 2, changed pfp because brain was mean, but THE OLD PFP IS STILL FIRE SO TAKE IT

[anilec-dragon-art-and-stuff]

Ok so here is just a quick overview of the "stories" and what characters are involved in These. Especially the Main group one might get more characters as time goes on (you know... when i make more dnd characters that i dont get to play so i add them to my adventure group). While both "stories" play in the same World, they rarely overlap. However at some point the characters might meet each other, we'll see. Since These are esentially DnD characters, the World is based on DnD (5e btw). You will Most likely see that in the mention of races and classes. Hoewever magic and other similar abilites i sometimes wrote a bit different or i gave a character abilities that they normally wouldnt have in the game. But thats because i feel like it would make sense or i want them to have it. After all its only BASED on dnd.

The names of These "stories" might still be workshopped. Idk.

I will just give a veeery short description of the characters. A proper one including some backstory stuff will be in separate posts

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The Main group ("A Band of misfits")

Rúnya Calanoré (A light Domain cleric aasimar with "Angel of light" vibes. The only responsible person in the group, trying to keep These chaotic idiots in check. I guess something like the "Camp mom")

Cylieria Esper (High elf rogue. More a con-woman than a thief. Way to overly confident in her ability to talk herself Out of Situations. The youngest one of the group in relativity. Not years because... elves)

Elari Ariessus (High elf monk. On a journey to self acceptance. Go-lucky sunshine character who tries to See the best in every situation)

Mal Trickarii (A human bard. He mainly uses Illusion magic. He chose so because of his passion to play pranks and Tricks on everybody. Hence the last Name. He gave himself that)

Kallista (nope no last name here. Tiefling rogue. Your very basic edgy loner rogue. Would prefer to work alone but somehow got roped into this and is 100% done with everybodys high energy bullshit)

Philana Ventura (High Elf fighter with a bit of a contrast in behavious. Normally she is very shy, timid and obiedient. But when a fight Starts she gets a huge boost of confidence)

These are the main 6 for now. Since they will go on high fantasy adventures you can expect the "normal" content warning for stuff like this to apply to some of their stories (i will ofc tag what is necessary) like description of violence and injury, some fluff, some smut maybe, Angst. All that good stuff. Tho i will try to keep it moderate.

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The second group (Doesnt have a name yet)

I made a few more DnD characters but I am Not sure yet if I want them in the Main group. I know these three travel together tho. So for now they will be written here as a separat entry. The members are:

Larissa Weygot (Human tavernmaid turned bard who is looking for her missing mother but her goldfish attention span makes this a bit difficult)

Progress (Tiefling Artificer, often shy in social situations but can lock in and talk 5h about her hyperfixation, generally happy but has a deep mistrust of clerics and healing magic)

Periwinkle "Peri" (Drow Sorceress, very empathic and emotional, got Sold to the fey and her long time there corrupted her into will magic that surges with her emotions, so now she has to constantly surpress those)

Tags will be similar to "A Band of Misfits"

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"To change your fortune"

This is the other "story" that mainly focuses on one of my characters (an NPC from a campaign) and that would be

Abires Blackwood

Tho because of him being a changeling He does have other Personas that might have a POV written occasionally. But Most of These will be either from his true self or his Blackwood persona

He is a changeling warlock in the pursuit of Power, who doesnt care if others get hurt along the way and manipulates the people around him to get what He wants. In puplic He is incredibly charming. Tho something sinister rests under the surface. Press the wrong Buttons and you will See, that He has some psychopathic tendencies. I feel the need to point Out that He IS NOT a good person or a hero. He isnt even morally grey. He is a WALKING RED FLAG and I believe that some bad guys are allowed to be just bad without being misunderstood and just do bad things.

So please BE CAUTIOUS when reading any of his stories. I will of course tag especially the extreme things but i might miss some of the more subtle things (i try Not to) such as emotional Manipulation, gaslighting or similar. If even These things are an issue for you, then please stay clear of his stories.

Some stories might however even contain some more serious triggers such as murder, description of the act and result of torture, mental and physical abuse and the like.

Some of his stories will have the "Dead Dove. Do Not eat" tag.

Please be mindful of that because if its in the Tags its in there. If you dont like These things please dont read. Thats why i will tag These things, obviously. And again. Dont be mad that i would even write stuff like this.

I dont condone any of These bad thing i write him doing!

However as a person with a black heart, no Moral compass and psychopathic tendencies it makes sense in the context to write him doing this.

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Alright. Thats it for now. Hope that wasnt too much 😅 when I get the time I will post the indiviual characters with pictures and more information. Until then: See ya

[fictionfixations]

jon and ace thoughts (i go off topic)

talk about NSFW seggs. its only mentions, thoughts.. okay. this is a really weird thought but its been plaguing me for awhile

and so like.. considering Jon's asexual, if they (Jon and Martin) ever did the thing, I'd think they'd take over the "Laughter During Sex" tag.

ive had this stuck in my brain for a LONg time. cause so like. cause people can not be interested in it themselves but say, like to make their partner feel good, or enjoy the emotional closeness of it? or maybe even not be interested in it themselves, or have a desire to, but willing to do it for their partner (okay that sounds wrong. but like. neutral i mean. not actively pursuing it, but arent repulsed by it either i mean, and thus wouldnt mind doing it for their partner, which id assume would still stick under ace spectrum?) this has been haunting me for awhile. i just needed to get this out here. its just some cute fluffy idea that's probably more them just acting normal, talking, yet the moment is a lot more intimate and close and lovey-dovey. dude they dont even have to move or anything like that, they could just sit (oh my god my sleep deprived brain said 'shit there' HAHA) there and be entirely content in each others arms, and itd be the cutest thing ever and 100% relationship goals but also in the event i ever desire to write this (doubtful because i generally dont write tooth-rotting fluff unless i have like an inspiration like that). i wont because i am terrified of doing a bad interpretation and that asexual doesnt even work that way in which.. yeah probably. i mean its probably best not to gatekeep or whatever and thats probably what im making it out to be but also like.. idk im just scared of being judged ig like 'nO THATS WRONG YOU IDIOT YOU BUFFOON YOU UTTER DUMBASS'

so im.. probably gonna leave. nsfw and jon far far away apart. because i mean i know you could just.. not make him ace. but like. ..no. that feels as cheap as turning characters trans just so they can have like straight sex. which theres nothing wrong with that in general because i mean 1. representation. 2. doing what makes you feel comfortable (like.. i mean id imagine if you had no idea how seggs worked youd have to ask a friend or something. and that gets awkward fast and thus its more comfy to just have what youre used to?) and etc etc but also haha it gets sexualized. so i perfectly understand that how some trans ppl might not be okay with that, just the same could be said for ace. i mean, there are two sides of a spectrum. for fucks sake im on the aromantic spectrum, it doesnt necessarily mean i dont feel any romantic attraction, but it still counts as on the spectrum, and therefore jon could be anywhere on that spectrum. he could be repulsed by seggs and find it gross or something, he could not have any desire to do so but doesnt have an opinion, he could not desire to do so but willling to do it with a partner, he could just enjoy making his partner feel good, he might just like fantasizing about it but hating it in practice, idfk theres a lot of different labels that nobody will know about, thats how it works, and things can vary a lot. and for obvious reasons no official source is gonna say what kind jon might be, its not even their business, which gives people a lot of creative liberty if they want to do anything with it. im just worried someone out there might have this stereotypical thought of what ace ppl are like and wrongly defending them, or maybe that the ppl themselves are uncomfortable with it or something like that. and i mean i cant speak for them, and heck maybe ill find out im on the ace spectrum who knows, but i still wouldnt be able to speak for them because i as a person, know i can feel and have romantic and sexual attraction, and that can be very different for people who dont have those same feelings or those who have no interest in it whatsoever. thus. to simplify it. my interpretation of ace jon is where he doesn't have any interest in it himself (or maybe he would be repulsed), but wouldnt mind doing it to make his partner feel good (there doesn't even have to be any penetration whatsoever), to do it for his partner, or to just enjoy the emotional closeness of it.

but im also kinda terrified im in the wrong here and this is a false interpretation thats not ace at all. so. yeah. just getting these thoughts out here.

[navs-bhat]

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#5

11 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

#4

Okay so I was reading this enemies to lovers bucky barnes one shot and well my phone switched off and I've lost it

So basically it goes like Tony and Steve send the reader and bucky for some time to Tony's winter cabin and well there's not enough food there and one bed and the couch dissapears and the rules are they can't say no

So bucky makes the reader call the pizza place but the reader tells him they'll only do it if he excepts that the last mission was his fault and then since he says that won't ever happen

The reader tells him to call the pizza place

"I want a cheezy pizza with extra cheese"

"Shut up"

Help me find it ahhh

11 notes - Posted February 13, 2022

#3

Student Of The Year Rewatch Thoughts? Idk reallly know what this is yet lmao

I hope this reaches my target audience

Firstly, it's been too long since I've rewatched this I used to watch it whenever it came on tv and I'd find it while surfing

Secondly, I still enjoy this movie I think lmao

Let's see

-okay so to start with the kukkad song

-I never realised that the lyric says " ainu vekhe de munde to kehnde Oh My God" I always thought it was kudiye both times

-kinda gay tbh jk jk

-Abhi is in the wrong tbh like this guy is parking a bike in a car park and then is like who said this is an entitled rich boy's parking LIKE WHY ITS A CAR PARK NOT A BIKE PARK

I STILL DONT KNOW HOW I HADN'T REALISED IT TILL NOW

-then he goes and ruins a beautiful Ferrari😭

-one big question I have is how can Abhi even have thee audacity to get into physical fights with rich boy on what seems to be his first day

-this man is here on a scholarship he can't afford to do all this on his first day bro

-I always loved Siddharth Malhotra more than Varun Dhawan while there were many dying over varun

-I remember the whole thing was just as big as Team Edward or Team Jacob here okay

-Rohan is too mean too Jeet

-ALSO why was even Shanaya still with Rohan like according to her first few lines he definately has a habit of flirting with other girls while he calls her his girlfriend LIKE GIRL YOU COULD DO BETTER

-Rohan's dad and brother are too mean yikes

-no wonder rohan hates his dad the way he does

-why is the dean so weirdly gay its too funny but at the same time CRINGE

-it's sad to see Rishi Kapoor now :(

-all the parents are so weird

-THE WHOLE CONVO ABOUT PUSHUP BRA AND FLIRTY DMS BETWEEN TANYA AND HER MOTHER DBCBFUFBGUEFGHFOIUHKEFJBSJK

-SHE SUGGESTS SURGERY?????!?!?!?!?

-Sumo is so sweet actually

-Dean massaging the coach 😭😭😭

-DID BOMAN IRANI JUST SPANK RISHI KAPOOR IN THE FLASHBACK SCENE WHAT IS HAPPENINGCJNUDKBKJ

-hes so gay its gay

-BIG FAT INDIAN WEDDING

-TOO BIG FAT MAN

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30 notes - Posted May 3, 2022

#2

HI

I lost this fic I was reading

Help

It was basically an Anthony Bridgerton x reader and the first half was just reader chatting with Colin Benedict and Eloise where Colin pulls the readers leg about being unmarried and the reader snips back and takes Eloise's hand

Uh she has a gossipy mother

The reader and Anthony share this passionate look and the reader goes to the lemonade stand to look around and spot Anthony but she doesn't find him instead this other guy I forgot his name shows up and starts talking to her she decides to ask him about his trip to Italy to keep him talking while she ignores him

Eventually Anthony takes her away from tha guy and they are in the garden and he's jealous and she teases him by asking him why he hasn't kissed her yet

AND THATS ALL I READ BEFORE TUMBLR RANDOMLY REFRESHED

SO HELP

40 notes - Posted April 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay so I went to the page cause someone said they missed the book sucking scene and others said thank god its not there

Bur anyway the whole kate having a horseback accident reminds me of this one x reader fanfiction I read here

It was the same basic plot but the reader and Anthony were married and she was going to look for Anthony himself

I'm assuming it was inspired by the books but I love this

60 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

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[panicatthedickbutt]

Rating Gojo's Dick // Implied Gofushi

I laughed as I wrote this. I swear to god.

Thank you for this prompt. 😂

Fandom: JJK

Ship: Gofushi implied

Prompt: Gojo keeps submitting dick pics to a dick pic rating blog because he’s pissed they won’t give him a passing mark

Tags/CW: Underage, NSFW

A high pitched groan emanates from the cracked door to Gojo's office. Megumi is just minding his own business, heading to the practice field to meet up with Itadori and Kugisaki, and the last thing he needs is to deal with is whatever new shenanigan Gojo is getting into. Especially one so…loud. A headache right before training is definitely not ideal.

It still doesn't stop him from glancing through the crack as he passes which ends with him stopping dead in his tracks, eyes locked on an enlarged photo of his sensei's dick. Just plastered, right there, on his computer screen.

"Satoru, what the fuck??" Megumi throws the door open and slams it behind him as he enters. Gojo's face is buried in his hands as a progress bar works its way across the photo of his shaft that is somehow STILL just sitting there on the screen.

"I have so many questions." Megumi sighs, exhausted. The way Gojo had just left the door open like that for anyone to see.

Actually, that's pretty characteristic.

"Megumi-chaaaan, tell this stupid website my dick is perfect. Tell it my dick is the best. You would know!"

Megumi chokes on air.

"Satoru! God, inside voice. Or better yet, just don't speak ever again."

The progress bar completes and is replaced with the number "56" in large, red bubble letters.

Silence, all except the deep breath Satoru sucks in through his nose— the calm before the storm.

“My dick is a perfect 100.” Satoru whispers with the intensity of someone doing something way more important than submitting pictures of their dick to a website called “rate my dick.”

“Yeah, well, I’ve seen enough of whatever this is,” Megumi turns to leave before Gojo grabs his arm and pulls him back effortlessly.

“Wait, Gumi, here,” Gojo pulls his phone out of his pocket and offers it to Megumi. “Take some better pictures of my cock.”

Megumi tears his arm from Gojo’s grasp and trudges towards the door. “Hell no.”

“But you know all it’s best angles!” Gojo whines.

“You’re gross.” Megumi only makes it halfway out the door.

“Fine. I’ll get Yuuji to do it, then.”

The way Megumi crosses the room and grabs Gojo’s phone from his hand is automatic, checking multiple times that he had actually locked the door behind him.

Gojo winks suggestively as he unzips his pants, Megumi kneeling in front of him with the camera at the ready.

“Don’t be a pervert.” Megumi warns, even as his face goes hot at the sight of his sensei’s, admittedly familiar, cock.

***

“I dont know sensei I’d give it maybe an 85?”

Megumi’s heart skips at the sound of Yuuji’s voice echoing the dorm hallway.

“That’s gross.” Nobara’s voice, too?

Megumi’s pace speeds up to a jog as he turns the corner to find the three of them huddled around Gojo’s phone.

“Who took these pictures, anyways? There’s no way you could get an angle like that on your own.” Nobara points out, genuine curiosity in her tone.

Megumi can’t help but reel at how calm both his classmates are being while literally staring at their sensei’s dick.

“Megumi! Did you hear? My dick is at least an 85.” Gojo grins proudly. “Now, why don’t you give us your rating?”

Megumi blushes as he grabs the phone out of Gojo’s hand and locks the screen, shoving it in his pocket and booking it back to his room.

“Ahhh, Megumi! Don’t ruin our fun!”

He hears the vague chuckles of Itadori and Kugisaki trail behind him, chiding at him for being “jealous” as he finally disappears through his door way, turning the lock behind him.

He texts the photos to himself “for safe keeping” before deleting them off Gojo’s phone for good.

[edge-lorde]

For the ask meme: 16, 38 and E for brothers unnamed (all 4 of them c:)

16. What makes their stomach turn?

i sort of already answered this for baby clone in the last ask meme, some basic horde clone body functions freak him out because he can't tell what the others are bullshitting him on vs what theyre telling the truth on. i want to get to this in the comic pretty soon so i wont go too much into it, but i will say that while they don't drink the green mtndw flavored amniotic fluid, they do need it for sustenance, and it also has many other uses in the horde, including being used as a kind of formaldehyde and its not vegan. lots of things to prank a poor naïve little brother over.

the others dont have a specific thing that grosses them out more than the others, just things that make them uncomfortable. mom clone doesnt like seeing his brothers act in too uncouth ways, like cursing or roughhousing with each other, because it drives home the fact that no one is watching them and theyre living in the end of time. without the order horde prime built, entropy is inevitable! existential dread, weeee!

funny clone's is also existential dread, specifically that he sees all of the horde as his full, 100% family and without the hive mind they are all strangers to each other. this saddens him more than it does the others. that and some stuff they don't talk about.

shitty clone is harder.... he's more likely to feel superior over other clones who do things he doesnt approve of than feel uncomfortable. i guess his own sense of self, because he knows hes not supposed to have one and yet hes a naturally more self centered person and that freaks him out.

38. What memory do they revisit the most often?

a little bit of spoiler territory here. hive mind memory makes trying to make a timeline of their lives pre-end of season 5 very difficult. most of them had very similar lives with similar experiences and that makes figuring out which memories in their heads are actually theirs vs a shared memory very hard. for the main 3 its probably something that happened post-hive mind going down, for mom clone its probably that exact moment. in fact its probably that for a lot of clones. it feel like a cop out to say that for all of them though, so for funny clone ill say that the first time he saw another clone act in a way that was unique to them, and still is recognizably unique to them now that he knows them better, probably sticks in his mind more than anything else.

for baby clone, at least right now, his first mini purification ritual as seen in clone church part 2 (comic masterlist here) is very memorable.

E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you?

baby clone and mom clone id probably get along with fine. i imagine baby clone would have an easier time joining normal society despite his programming because he doesnt have the same baggage the others have, and mom clone is based after my mom and i get along with her, so. yeah those two would be good with me.

shitty clone and funny clone though.... id like to think wed get along but they are based on different parts of my personality so it might be too much like looking in a mirror for me to actually like them in person :x.

funny clone would have no interest in talking to me, and id probably have no interest in talking to someone who obviously didnt want to talk to me either, so. :U we might nod at each other. wed be ok coworkers.

shitty clone i would probably think was an ass, hence the name. he probably wouldnt have a reason to talk to me unless he thought i needed to be lectured on something lol. however, his relationship with funny clone is based off of aspects of my relationships with my real life sister/friends though so, under the right conditions, we could maybe possibly be friends with a similar dynamic he has with funny clone, but we wouldnt have a reason to make friends with each other in the first place so, as the kids say, hash tag shrug emoji ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thanks for the ask!

[botwstoriesandsuch]

hey Kip! I’m sending asks into different writer’s askboxes, inquiring about cool themes/development facts/stuff the author wants to share about their personal favorite work of their own. What’s yours? :)

Ok so this ask is old and when I first got it I was like “dang I don’t really have a lot to talk about, what should I talk about I could those revalink headcanons the Kip Cut that turned into a working fic uhh hmm maybe I’ll just make something new to talk about real quick” and then I did and now there is a 12+ chapter Revalink fic in my drafts and I’m gonna talk about that now, whoopsie doopsie [click "j" to skip]

aHEM, OK so allow me to break out the primary school white board because yeah, I have a lot of thoughts and the oxford comma has not yet made it’s home into my brain. oh and spoilers for paraphrase. for both all of Chapter one and future events in later chapters, but it’s really nothing you couldn’t surmise from the AO3 tags

so I really wanted to tell the story of Revali and Link learning and struggling to love again after the less-than-fortunate events of Botw, but I wanted a...how you say...fresher, approach on the subject? Like I know we always say that fanfic writers writing the same tropes and stories time and time again is good because we eat that shit up--but at the same time I had asian parenting as was told never to half ass anything ever, no matter what. So now I'm gay and extra and have depression maybe and oh would you look at that @motherhyrule has dropped a beautiful revalink prompt right into my lap

Great so now that we have, that, I shall take you on the step by step process on how to make a :sparkles: story. So step one is to spend at least five to eleven business days for your white board to dismantle your genre and themes and work them around your character arcs. Luckily I have prepared one ahead of time

s*breaks out those laser pointers that uni professors use* So let's start with defining genre. As define because I HATE you, fuck you. I want you to suffer and writhe on the ground, motherfucker. How dare you think that I would give you nothing but pure predictable fluff, fuck you and yours

is the set of expectations that your audience has when consuming a piece of media

And the great thing about fanfiction is that unlike movies or book where the genres are more vague like, "oh it's a noir mystery genre. so there's a crime, maybe a murder, and a detective and a criminal." or "oh it's a teen romance. so there's some white people and a morally questionable six-pack 18 year old love interest that will be painted as desirable for some reason" BUT with fanfiction HALF of the work out the window, because as soon as you see those #revalink #aro sidon #zelpha #revali is an idiot and #found family tags you already know what's up.

Now what's so great about genre and expectation? Well the fun thing about it is that

I will use it to fucking break you.

... ... ...

<3 For example! <3

In Chapter 1: Holes, you already expect there to be revalink, you already expect them to be soulmates with the soulmarks and there's angst and yadayada ya. Revali and Link have to match because thatttss what this is all about, this is about them! This is about cute, little soulmarks and romantic words!

But whoooopsie doopsie [disney channel laugh track plays] they DON'T match anymore! Link's got a different mark! The number one rule of this entire genre has been broken whoooooooooooooooops. *ba dum tiss*

You might notice with a lot of my writing that I do this a lot, this whole..."oop but there's one little thing that's different." TebaSaki sick fic? Ok cool, but what if Teba burns an irreplaceable relic of the Rito champion to fight a wizzrobe first to characterize why his dumbass clicks with Saki. Mipha deciding to persue Link? Ok what if she chases after a dragon to externalize this conflict as she pierces it's flesh for a scale. Link fighting a Lynel? Ok but what if it's actually a sidlink angst fic in disguise and it's also world building on how Link deals with the bloodmoon that erases all of his efforts which is sort of similar to how his existence was erased from Hyrule 100 years ago mwaahahaha! Ok now that I say this outloud I think I just have a pattern of using fight scenes to externalize character growth. I like fight scenes...anyways.

I think another great thing about the realm of fanfiction is that with the tagging system, I can basically use a chekhov's gun sort of deal, without doing any writing. You know I'm gonna use that gun marked "soulmates" but you don't know when I'm gonna shoot it, and you SURE as hell don't know how.

And huzzah! One of the main points of conflict both drives the tension between Revali and Link, solidifies the unique genre and setting of this world, while also creating a new mystery that will carry over for the next few chapters.

Is Revali right in that Link's rebirth makes him destined for someone new now? What will Link do with the information that his soulmark has changed? Why did it change? Did Revali's change as well? How does anything fucking work right now?

And sure, you might be able to tell where things will end with them, but you sure as fuck will not know how because I HATE you. Fuck you. I want you to suffer and writhe on the ground, motherfucker. How dare you think that I would give you nothing but pure predictable fluff. I am not your goddamn fairy godmother, I will do as I fucking please. You will suffer as you fucking deserve, fuck you and your little tiny--

/j

Oh! But you might have noticed on my little planning whiteboard thing that there was a little T-Chart! For Revali and Link! That's because the next important thing besides plot (and in a lot of cases, including this one, it's argued to be even MORE important than plot) is

~CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT~

[to the tune of that history of the world video on youtube]

So yes, it's a little T-Chart outlining their character views in relation to the themes. And the great thing about themes is that they're not something you can necessarily predict in the same way you can with the genre and plot.

But now see, I'm very lazy so I'm just gonna plagiarize @hyrule-kingdom-updates thingy [that you should read btw] because they said my point quite clear enough

Now I don't really need to care about those points about bond and relationships and being understood, because I'm dealing with already established canon characters. I'm not some NERD who dabbles with entire casts of ocs who even cares about ocs not me that's for sure ahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahahAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cries in my orphaned WTTU fic* AHAHAHA*sobs*DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME THAT WAY I SWEAR--

/j I love ocs

But the points I do wanna focus on is the idea that characters provide new perspectives on the theme, and that characters growth can be tracked based on their wants, lies, and needs.

So see, themes can be predicted the same as genre/plot because while you can have the same fanfic plots and tropes, theme will always vary!

Sometimes it's a journey of selfworth with Revali! Sometimes it's an exploration of trauma with Link. Sometimes it's about how you deal with the vulnerabilities of love with Mipha. Sometimes there's straight up NOOOO theme, and people just be fucking, and kissing, and baking, and having a good time. And that is totally fine too!

But I'm not a fucking coward.

I'm gonna weave in themes with my plot, because I fucking can.

I'm not a weakling like you.

Do you hear me, 2019 Kip? Do you hear me Demmers? Do you hear me Quill? I'm coming for your ass. You think you're so great, but I'm coming for you. Rest assured that your graves will be as deep as your sculptured pride--

Heeeere is that T-Chart again, plus more!

yyyyyYou might notice that Revali and Link are quite parallel, to paraphrase. Ayoooo, see what I did there? *dabs* I'm a genius. Anywho

They both start off the same way: 100 years ago they were in love and happy. Basically the equivalent of childish naivety. For the first time in their lives, life is whimsical and charming, and they make each other happy. In fact, it's almost a flaw with how they perceive this happiness. But don't worry! It doesn't last long!

You know what happens.

I think the chart is pretty self explanatory. Revali builds walls fast enough to give a republican a wet dream. Meanwhile Link makes every aromantic in the chat groan with his doubled down sentiments in the idea that his chances of being truly happy again are gone.

Now, I can't exactly describe the full on process of the inbetweens, and where Revali and Link are gonna go from here, because...you have to read it for yourself! Heehee...but something I did think was fun was how these character views on the themes are revealed. Because you'll notice that, I never give exposition. Ever.

Ok well, let me rephrase that. I never give exposition scenes. I will never give you a big LOTR fancy wizard scene explaining the ins and outs of a character's question or the world's magic or whatever. I'm a very impatient Kip, and I value efficiency. Nonono, it's all about multi tasking, baby!

Chapter 1: Holes is divided into three parts.

Post 100 Years - Medoh (Establishes Ghost Rev/Bonk Head Link's view)

100 Years Ago - Flight Range (Establishes old Revalink views)

Post 100 years - Mark (Develops Ghost Rev/Bonk Head Link's view in contrast to who they once were)

I think the way that you structure flashbacks is incredible vital, as it's a very quick way to characterize people without having them say stuff like "I used to be like you, until I took an arrow to the knee" or whatever.

And with the main structure of the chapters and the fic as a whole is focus on their characters, that means I can hide whatever other stuff I want in those scenes, becuase you're too busy absorbing the fun character stuff to realizing I'm giving you boring exposition. Like for example:

Post 100 Years - Medoh and Mark

Foreshadowing for the end of the fic

Set up connection to Medoh with Revali

Link has defeated Windblight

Link has been visiting Revali every night for the past few days

Link has already met Kass and presumably Teba

Link doesn't have the Mastersword

Revali's Gale is still an ability that needs master and practice on Link's end

And that's just some of the stuff.

And see, the only reason I can efficiently give all of this information regarding character, and even exposition, is because of the theme. The themes make everything relevant, and everything circles and encompasses one another, so there's absolutely no wasted space. I mean don't even get me started on how it's gonna be to characterize the other characters around this

I don't wanna talk about the other characters too much either because that's spoilers, but you can probably take a gandar based on my notes.

And oh my god this is just on the theme of the faults that come with "soulmates" and "true love" and all that, and how even magical destined relationships still require work and effort, and that no one thing or person solves all your problems. And that's not even TOUCHING the shit on trauma and scars. I didn't think it was even possible for me to talk about botw without touching on that, ha. Ah well, I've been talking for too long.

Revalink has a lot o' writing potential so das pretty cool yeah, I am excite

[lunaastoir]

how i think a meeting between childe and kaeya would go down

just some wannabe pirate and war criminal brain rot!!! this idea has been stuck in my mind for WEEKS and i just needed to get it down so i could breathe thanks aifjskfj 

also sorry if someone has already done this!! i did not check the tags or anything to see if a similar idea was posted but here’s just my take on it!! weewoo had to throw out a disclaimer just in case 

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so the only way i could ever truly imagine them meeting is if you’re hanging out w one of them and suddenly woAH HEY CHILDE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE???

like i don’t see them meeting on their own unless kaeya a) travels to snezhnaya/visits liyue for some reason or b) childe comes to mondstadt on fatui business

but anYWAYS- i digress,,, let’s say a chance meeting happened between the two (pls mihoyo make this happen i am BEGGING) 

so you’re just walking around mondstadt after completing your commissions w paimon yapping abt trying out the new dish at good hunter (i wonder if it’s called emergency food)

you run into kaeya as you’re making your way over to said restaurant  

pirate boy was patrolling since he’s a knight and even tho i clown him out of love he does take his job very seriously 

so you bump into him and the smooth mf says smthg like 

“fancy meeting you here, it’s almost like we’re destined ;)” 

pls smack him thanks <3 

you roll your eyes and you can practically fEEL paimon’s glare 

so y’all get caught up in conversation and just end up walking around town (w promises to paimon that you will treat her to some good food later) 

kaeya’s retelling something that happened earlier in the day w klee i had to include her i love her sm pls 

and then you just hear a 

“huh if it isn’t mondstadt’s honorary knight” 

dEAR GOD you would know that voice anywhere- JDSJFS 

so many questions??? are running through your head??? as you turn around???? 

first and foremost being ayO childe what are you doing here???

his hand is held up in a wave and he has his trademark soft smirk playing on his lips pls im gonna wring his pretty little neck lovingly

he makes his way over to you and you guys just kinda stare at each other for a good second 

paimon breaks the silence w her scream of “chILDE???” 

that snaps you out of it and you give him a questioning look while waving back (very delayed might i add) 

“it’s good to see you too paimon” he laughs

he briefly explains that he’s here on fatui business and relax he’s not here to cause any trouble yet

this is basically when kaeya cuts in 

knowing the both of them they were definitely sizing each other up when pleasantries were exchanged

also kaeya (being the cavalry captain) is DEFINITELY aware that childe is in mondstadt especially since he’s a harbinger - it’s not like he can be quiet abt it 💀

assuming that they haven’t had a chance to meet tho since i mini headcanon that jean would probably have been the one to escort him and his underlings to the goth grand hotel, there would just be some intense eye contact

both men are v prone to putting up a friendly demeanor while having the ability to practically slice you apart w sweet threats and razor sharp looks 

kaeya would take the initiative and say smthg like

“i dont believe we’ve met - i’m kaeya of the knights of favonius” 

childe would shake his hand and out of propriety introduce himself too 

now here’s where things could get a touch complicated 

as fatui harbinger to cavalry captain, obviously there’s some animosity (hidden ofc under sweet words of deceit and sugar coated phrases of diplomacy) 

however, as just kaeya and childe, i think these two would hit it off pretty quickly LMFAO 

they remind me a lot of oikawa and atsumu from haikyuu if you’ve ever watched it 🕴 same exact vibes 

there would be the formalities in the beginning before childe’s playful nature would come through 

kaeya seeing that you two knew each other and were quite amicable ahem even if he did try to kill us would join in w his own smooth nature 

expect lots of cringe worthy moments and just jokes™

childe would probs say something like 

“i’ve heard mondstadt is famous for it’s wine, i would like to try some and see just how good it really is” and BOOM it’s over for you

you thought they needed you to keep it amicable???

naH now you’re just third wheeling bestie💀

100% inseparable and now drinking buddies at the end of the night 

their natures just FIT like you thought dealing w them alone was bad??? BYE you’re in for a treat then 

enDLESS TEASING!!! it!! will!! not!! stop!!! 

they just team up to make sure you’re either flustered or ready to wring their gorgeous necks 

they would probs end up being spar buddies too 

childe would casually bring up the fact that he likes to fight and would maybe p o s s i b l y like to spar especially w someone in the famed knights of favonius 

kaeya would agree and BOP BOP sparring buddies 

but in conclusion!!! to this very unnecessarily long post!! kaeya and childe would meet as a result of you, they would hit it off bc c’mon they’re so similar it hurts and they’re not following you anymore now you’re following them <3 

a lil bonus scenario bc writing this has been sm fun:

“you’re such a lightweight” kaeya laughed out while his new friend was miserably collapsed on the bar stool next to him. childe looked up from where his head was tucked into his arms and raised an eyebrow. “is that a challenge captain?” he huffed out, his usually clear ocean blue eyes now dilated with the effects of the wine. “you shouldn’t have ordered hardcore alcohol as your first sample of mondstadt wine. that’s a rookie mistake” kaeya remarked while amusedly staring at his companion’s deconstructed state. “yeah well, honestly i think i can still take a couple more drinks. probably more than you anyway” childe retorted. his flushed cheeks however, told another tale altogether. kaeya smirked, a competitor huh? “i wouldn’t expect anything less from a fatui harbinger” were his words and with that, two more drinks were waved over by the cavalry captain.  

needless to say, an hour later, two extremely drunk, flushed men stumbled out of angel’s share, all the while giggling about gloves of all things. it’s safe to assume that they were both kicked out, if the ten drinks they had ordered were of any significance. as they help each other up while making their way onto the streets of mondstadt, they leave behind a bill fit for a feast, and a night that they will certainly remember (especially due to the nasty hangovers they will inevitably wake up to the following morning). 

[kassies-take]

Super Shadowed (Finale)

Summary: Kasa finds herself and shows her true colors in the face of death, unafraid of the monster in front of her.

Warning: cunning, lies

A/n: I have nothing else better to do than to continue one shots that I actually have ideas for. Also I will probably not be writing any other parts to this. 

Tag list for Pt.2 @becka107 @bluerey8a 

Kara Danvers x sister!reader, Alex Danvers x sister!reader, Baby Danvers

Word Count: 2144 

Part 1 || Finale  

For Kasa, hiding her powers came easily. However since the Nazi’s arrived she held herself back from smashing her sister’s doppelgänger’s head into the metal of the Waverider, their version at least. 

The younger Zor-El rolls her eyes at the handcuffs power dampeners that are placed on her wrists. She follows this tyrant closely.

“I know you know that Kryptonian promises are not meant to be broken, so these handcuffs are unnecessary.” Kasa spoke to Earth X Kara.

“It’s a safety precaution.” Führer growled.

The walk is long and cold. Kasa knew this wasn’t her sister. Her sister, her Kara, had hope and compassion for all. But a part of her couldn’t help but feel like this Kara was a mirror image of her.

Broken, alone, no place to call home. So she takes it out on power, to make herself a home where everyone loves her.

“Kara.”

Führer stopped and turned towards Kasa. He breathed down on your face, unbothered by the rotten smell coming from his mouth. “You don’t get to call her that.”

“And as you know I’m the one saving your wife. I don’t know about your Kasa.” Kara-X stopped. “But I was training for the Warrior’s Guild.” You lied.

“Just remember that we need your heart not you.”

Führer moved out of the way. In a blink of an eye the older blond marched towards Kasa.

“Leave us!” Kara-X commanded and pushed you into the MedBay.

Führer and Kara-X shared a kiss and the MedBay doors closed behind him. The room turned red after. Kara-X rids Kasa’s handcuffs off. Kasa took her place on one of the MedBay beds.

“We’re going to be in here for a while, before your skin is soft enough to cut into. Why don’t you tell me about what my sister has been up to.” Kara-X crossed and gestured for her sister to speak.

“Well that depends, do I call you Kara? General? Sister? Ooh better yet can I call you ie (sister)?”

“General, is preferred.”

“I have a question, General.” Kasa continued without Kara-X’s approval. “You were shocked to see me protecting Kara earlier,no? You aren’t 100% sure that my heart can save yours. Thawne doesn’t know that.” Kasa hopped off the bed and paced around the room.

“Yet you agreed to a Kryptonian promise. I have to say it doesn’t make sense to me, the Girl of Steel, SS General to the New Reich, ruling over with an iron fist! Submits to an outdated Kryptonian promise.”

“I DONT SUBMIT TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING!” Kara-X stood abruptly.

“Your actions say otherwise,” You smirked and winked. “You still need my heart and you can’t kill me right now knowing my heart would not be useful if I was dead and my skin not soft enough. Plus no powers for either of us.”

Kara-X huffed and glared back towards you.

“See I think you were so quick on accepting a Kryptonian practice after growing in the Fatherland because it reminds you of a home you once had. And seeing that neither of us wears our family’s crest, easily tells me you didn’t feel at home with Uki (dad) and Jeju (mom). The only one you felt at home with was Kasa.”

“She was weak! She stayed behind like a coward. She wanted to stay with Jeju and Uki, when they were the ones who brought our planet to it’s destruction! They favored her! Loved her! Even Aunt Astra loved her! Love is for the weak!” Kara-X was triggered.

“And yet you are married? Or do you only love him because he chooses you? Do you only rule this world because they value you and see you? The all powerful said, normally anyone who surrenders is weak but anyone who faces their death with no fear is honorable.” You mocked.

Kasa stalked closer to Kara-X. The almighty clutches her fists. She shakes violently replicating an earthquake that roars in pain.

“You only honor it because not only did my promise save my dear sister’s life but it saves yours. And for a split second, you remembered how it felt to be truly loved.”

Kara-X headbutts Kasa causing her to stumble backwards. “ENOUGH! I am the most powerful being on Earth! I am a god! And I will not be bullied by WEAKNESS!”

“You are no god! Just meat with bones!” Kasa ducked under a punch. “Under a red sun, you are nothing!”

Kasa smacked aside one of Kara-X’s arms and lowered the other by heading into a squat. Quickly twirling her around and pushing Kara-X onto the ground with a heavy growl.

The younger El ran to the control panel on the wall, smashed it with her elbow pulling the wires out so the door locked in place. Kryptonian technology and the futuristic ship were very similar. A hiss and white smoke erupted from the ceiling, pressurizing the door.

Kara-X charged towards her sister. To counter Kasa threw a punch. Kara-X smacked the punch downwards, snatched Kasa’s punching arm with her left, and turned counterclockwise into her sister to wrap her arm around Kasa’s neck and threw her onto the metal ground.

Kasa tripped Kara-X and locked her in a painful bone crushing hold. A crack echoed in the room. She didn’t hesitate to throw a few punches at the blond.

With a heavy breath Kasa raced towards the prism.

“There’s a difference between you and me Kara. We have a very similar background. Everyone loved Kara. But where you stand in love as a weakness, I see now that it is my strength. And where you a not yet ready for death, I am.” Kasa raised her the prism over her head.

“no,” Kara-X whispered. “No, NO!” She cried.

Kasa smashed it into the ground.

“For as long I live I will make sure you don’t get another heart, and I assure you I would not let you get another prism to finish the procedure either.”

“You promised!”

“That’s another difference between you and me dear sister,” Kasa moved the hair away from Kara-X’s face. “Krypton is dead! And so are it’s customs! It has been dead to me the moment I saw it’s debris floating in the phantom zone! But there is one thing I keep from the dead planet. And it’s a blood bond you no longer understand.” Kasa whispered emphasized each syllable of the last word.

“Open the door!” Führer urged. You both turned towards the shut door.

Kara-X pushed Kasa onto her side and twisted her knee. The agonizing scream echoed around the ship once the door opened.

Führer pulled an arrow at Kasa.

“No, we leave her to torture when we get Kara. I want her to see her little sister die before I RIP OUT HER HEART!”

“The prism.” Führer checked on his wife.

“Don’t worry about that, well use Kryptonite! Ready the troops to attack!”

“What do we do with her?” Führer nodded toward you.

“You strap me to the bow,” Kasa laughed.

Kara-X stepped on Kasa’s broken knee and earned a groan.

“She gets a front row seat to a new mausoleum.”

Kara-X and Führer shared another kiss. An arrow pierced through your hand.

“Son of a bitch!” Kasa yelped her veins glowing green.

Führer and many other soldiers walked off the ship as Kara-X dragged her sister by her hair.

The yellow sun began to regain your powers, unfortunately that included Kara-X. She broke Kasa’s left arm to prevent her from pulling the Kryptonite out faster.

“You’re as weak as they come.”

“I came into this knowing I’d die. But your clock is running out too.” Kasa’s whole body glowed sickly green. “No one hurts my family and lives. No one.” Kasa weakly chuckled. “You’ll get what’s coming to you Kara. Jeju would be so disappointed.”

Kara-X hovered over the control panel.

“KILL ME YOU COWARD! PROVE TO ME YOU’RE THE GOD YOU SAY YOU ARE!” Kasa taunted.

Kara-X only turned her head towards her sister, a flash of longing left as fast as it came. She marched towards Kasa and squeezed her throat. She stared into the eyes of her sister, released her grip and harshly pushed Kasa onto her side.

Kasa chuckled to herself. “So you do have mercy left... too bad you’re dying soon. You’re right though, this planet makes people soft, and that includes you.”

“General,” a soldier caught Kara-X attention.

“Any word of this I will rip your tongue out and feed it to you!”

“We’ve got inbound.” The soldier placed his hand behind his back.

“Then fire countermeasures!”

“We can’t it’s hovering directly off our bow.”

Kara was here. Kara’s here to save the day.

“General, care to step outside.”

Kara-X flew out towards Kara.

The ship vibrated and whined, splitting out deadly seeds to the city below. Seeds that took the nutrients from human beings and drove them into the ground. The screams and multiple tiny explosions amplified like wildfire.

It became hard to distinguish the hell fire and the thumping of her own heart. The smell of gunfire burned her nose. The red and orange flashes transported her back to Krypton.

Holding Jeju’s hand Kara and I ran onto the platform. Explosions came from the right, Kal-El’s pod had already launched. Tears threaten to fall from my eyes.

“Your pod’s coordinates are interlocked with Kal-El’s. You will follow him to Earth.” Uki addressed Kara.

“I’m not afraid, father.” I heard Kara say.

Me. I was so afraid. What if this new world was not so accepting as Jeju says.

“The trip is long, but you both will sleep most of the way and we will be with both of you in your dreams. You’ll journey to Earth to look after your baby cousin and your little sister. Because of the Earth’s yellow sun you both will have great powers on this planet. You both will do extraordinary things.” Jeju explained.

“I won’t fail Kal-El, Kasa or you.” Kara smiled.

Jeju kissed Kara’s forehead. I hugged onto Jeju’s leg. An explosion went off in the distance.

“Will I ever see you again?” I asked quietly.

“Rao will let us meet again, but not for a long time. Promise you’ll have great stories okay.” Jeju kissed my temple and carried me into the foot of the pod.

Kara and Jeju hugged a long while as Uki turned away with tears in his eyes. When Kara got in the pod doors materialized. The pod picked up speed and launched into space.

Jeju had taken Kara and I to other planets before but the launch was so much  scarier than any before. The planet flashed an orange and yellow.

Anger grew inside of me since that day. Kara had it all. But on the brink of death I knew that Family is Power and Kara was the hero everyone needed.

I was ready to share my story with Jeju with the new realizations from telling them. To see the things I couldn’t see before.

“Amaya! It’s Kara’s sister, Kasa” A girl in dark leather and a red necklace came to Kasa’s side.

“Ladies the ship is going to explode!” Cisco shouted.

Kasa was consumed by the blue portal. Her eyes hazed and tried to adjust to the difference of lighting.

Frosty pulled out the arrow and froze over the wound.

“You’ll be okay.” Frosty smiled.

“I’m detecting dangerously high radiation levels.” A robotic voice spoke over the speakers.

“Computer voice lady’s right Supergirl-X is about to go supernova.” Cisco warned.

“Supergirl you doppelgänger is about to have a meltdown.” The man piloting the ship said.

“Kara?” Kasa managed to pull herself off the gurney.

“Wait hey, you are in terrible form to even stand.” The brunette with the yellow suit guided the kryptonian back towards the gurney.

“Nate caught your sister, she’s gonna be fine, kid. We don’t need another death on the ship.”

“Zari...” The yellow suit lady scolded.

“(Y/n)!” Your D.E.O sister ran towards you with Kara behind her.

“Is she gone?”

Kara nodded and caressed your cheek. “(Y/n)! I’m so glad you’re okay.”

“I’m okay with Kasa too. I feel really tired.”

“We found your sister on their Waverider. Broken arm, leg, kryptonite arrow in her hand.” Caitlyn said.

“That was so dumb of you! We don’t trade lives!” Kara scolded.

“Liar, you were willing to put your life aside to save everyone on this Earth. Earth needs their hero, and I need my sister alive. El Mayarah.” You smiled up to both your sisters.

“Hey you stole my line.” Alex kissed your forehead.

“I’ll tell you all about it after my nap.” Your eyes shuttered.

“Heal up, we will get you home.” Kara kissed your forehead. “Jeju would be so proud. I’m proud of you too!”

“Home is where you and Alex are.”

[littlespaceporgs]

Ethereal

A/N: *cough* Welcome to my first smut piece, its pretty much all porn so enjoy! This is purely self-indulgent and I loved writing it. This is part i of my 100 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION! Which I shall give more info on soonish!

Prompt: hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp

Ethereal

Word Count: 2.2k Pairing: Kit Fisto x Reader Warnings: It’s pure smut ngl, mentions of a master kink (only like once dont get too excited) Summary: He went missing a week ago, and despite your jedi teachings, you worry after him. This is when he finally comes back to you.

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He knew you would’ve worried after him when he couldn’t check in. Unfortunately, there was nothing he could do to stop his ship from coming under attack, cutting off all communications. It was now an occupational hazard of being a Jedi at this point. It had been a long week for the both of you, judging by the looks of things.

The datapad on the table was glowing blue, shining on what he could see of your face. He could see your eyes that were gently shut and the small crinkle in your nose. Your cheek was smushed against your arm as you slept on the table, the other had once been holding the datapad upright. This was one of the most beautiful things he had ever seen. Everything melted away for this, this peaceful quiet and calm. A strong contrast to what he had endured to be here.

He hadn’t wanted to wake you up, sleep never came easily for any of you nowadays. But you could not have been comfortable, and a selfish part of him really really wanted to look into your eyes before he left. He couldn’t describe why, but he just needed to. So he reached out, tentatively and gently, and pressed a hand on your elbow.

You hadn’t remembered falling asleep. But when you woke up, a gentle hand pressing you awake, you were quick to come to alertness. He’s here. Your eyes followed the fingers to a wrist, and then up to his shoulder, and then to his face. He was kneeling next your chair, his face at your eye level. He’s here. As you lifted your head from the table, your heart stuttered for a second when he gave you his smile. He said something, though you didn’t hear it. You just took in every crevice of his face like it’d been an eternity since you’d seen it last. His thumb was smoothing out small circles on your elbow is what brought you back.

“Hey I-” You couldn’t wait for him to finish. You launched at his neck, and you knocked him from his crouch so he was sitting on the floor. You straddled the Nautolan, burying your face in his neck and holding him tight. His long arm wrapped around your waist and gripped you just as tight. He smelt like blaster residue, but under that you could smell what was uniquely Kit.

“Force, Kit! Where the fuck have you been?” His heartbeat was thundering from where you rested your head. He pulled away to move the hair from your eyes, expression soft, eyes relaxed and his mouth quirked slightly. He was just stroking your face when he replied.

“Hi to you too, my love. I’m fine, thanks for asking.” You let out a sarcastic laugh and hit his arm.

“You deserve it, you scared me!” He sighed and frowned in a very unlike-Kit fashion.

“I know, and I am sorry that I-” you rolled your eyes again and clutched the front of his robes. You held him closer pressing your foreheads together, your eyes sliding shut.

“Please just shut up and kiss me.” The force around him flickered with elation, and he didn’t hesitate to fulfill your request. His hands dropped to your hips and squeezed, holding you in place, as your hands made their way to his face and jaw. There was very little space between the two of you now, your chests warm and in sync, steadily breathing. He nipped at your bottom lip and kissed you impossibly deeper, your tongues locking together feverently, desperate for each-other.

You suddenly became aware of how warm your abdomen was becoming, yearning for more, almost aching. His hands had worked their way in front of you and were gently slipping up against your stomach. When he started rubbing circles with his cold fingertips, you gasped against his mouth, where you felt him grin again. You gasped against his mouth, where you felt him grin again.

You pulled away, and moved down his jaw and kissed down towards the collar of his tunic, he let out a low groan as you pressed against his pulse point and the gentle swirls changed to a strong grip on your back. Against your thigh, he was growing harder, and you could feel the warmth radiating from the area.

You stopped your trail and moved to look him in the face. With a dazed and yet confident expression that you likely mirrored, he stopped gripping you and shifted his grip to the hem of your sleep shirt. As you both sat there panting, gazing at each other, your hands moved to his collar, down to the tops of his robes. It was almost silent permission.

“Are you sure yo-” you answered with a hard kiss against his lips, before pulling away and nodding.

“And you?” He beamed at you and nodded, pressing several light kisses against your neck, which caused you to giggle. He laughed and kissed you again, still smiling against your lips.

With one slight push his outer robes fell off his shoulders, his belt was gently placed to the side, lest you accidentally trigger a lightsaber (of another kind).

He pulled away again to tug off your own shirt as you made quick work of his under-tunic. When you went to kiss again, he gently pressed a hand against your mouth. Confusion churned in you as you tilted your head.

“If we’re doing this, its not going to be on the floor of where we eat.” You laughed as you pushed yourself off him and stood, pulling him with you.

For a second, he looked almost ethereal. The glow from the moon and stars illuminated his cheeks, and his eyes appeared to have stars of their own. He bent down to you and kissed you slower this time, walking you backwards to your room.

“Ow! Fuck, Kit, that was a wall!” As the back of your head burned, he pulled back by a hairs breadth and let out another laugh, but instead of making you walk blindly again, he stepped ahead tugging you into your room.

Once you were safely out of range of any walls, he grabbed your hip with one hand to pull you for a bruising kiss, while the other was palming one of your breasts.

Smiling against you, he backed you onto the bed, where you fell back. Pushing yourself up by your elbows, you could see him kneel down in front you, and he gently held your ankle in one hand. Starting there, he worked feather-light kisses up your leg. You shivered as he reached your inner thigh, clenching in anticipation, eyes shut.

When his touch disappeared, you opened your eyes to see him staring at you with pure adoration written all over his face.

“Kit?” He snapped out of it with a blink, and smirked.

“Sorry, I was just enjoying the view.”

“You happen to be quite the view you-” you cut yourself off with a moan and he pressed his mouth against your clit, licking at the small nerves. Instinctually you arched your back, and he used one hand to hold you in place and stop you from writhing, and the other one slides away from your leg as he inserts two fingers into you.

You moaning his name encouraged him more, and he grins against you at the way he makes you move. Curling against him, pulling and twisting the sheets in your hands. He felt one of your hands fly to the back of his head when he moved with you. You were gentle, knowing how sensitive his tentacles were, and Kit shivered in pleasure when you brushed past a certain area. He couldn’t help but groan from where he was when you gently squeezed.

He curled his fingers tighter inside you, and when he pressed his tongue against your clit again, you unravelled on him. Shaking all over, heat in your core letting go, as you panted with the release. He pulled back to climb on top of you, and kissed you almost desperately.

Reaching down between you, you palmed at the outline of the bulge in his pants, which rewarded you with a moan. This time it was you who pulled away, grinning all the while.

He pushed off you to stand and strip off his trousers and boots, as your eyes traced the curves of his chest down to his abdomen. You stood from your spot on the bed, and stopped when your were chest to chest. You ran your fingers down his chest and his breathing hitched when you ran slightly lower than his hips.

“Go and lie down.” His eyes widened at you, but did so, leaning so he was propped up against the headboard. They widened even more when your nude body straddled his lower legs, and one of your hands brushed against his cock. The tip of your finger swirled around the head and pushed the pre-cum around. You stopped your movements to see his full body, as he looked at you questioningly.

“What are you doing?” You smirked and begun to move your hand slowly, which caused him to push into your hand as you did so.

“Oh you know, just taking in the view.” He let out a breathless laugh, followed by a quiet gasp as you kissed the side of his cock. He reached out and grasped your hair, holding it tight as you slipped the head of his length into your mouth and ran your tongue down the side.

He cursed and bucked into you as you placed gentle kisses up the length, feeling the heat in your core return.

Your strokes became languid and slow as he moaned out your name and half-glared at you, though it was mostly hidden by the obvious lust. When you looked up, you could see the pleasure written all over his face as he smirked and grabbed your hands to pull you to him.

You follow his lead, straddling him as he stole the air from your lungs again, still not taking his hands from your hair. His body temperature was just as hot as your own as your breaths mixed together in front of you.

“Enough of the teasing, please?” You grinned as he shook one hand out of your hair and instead used it to guide your hips towards him.

“I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about, Master Fisto.” He groaned as you sunk onto him, your nails tightening on his shoulders, leaving small indentations.

He starts with slow pushes, lazily slipping in and out of you, and sucked on your breast, twisting his tongue around the nipple as you placed kisses down his neck, sucking harder in certain areas to elicit a moan.

“I thought we agreed no more teasing?” You questioned, whining against him when he pushed into you even slower than before. He laughed as he pulled himself away from you, and instead placed both of his hands on your hips, leaving small bruises from how tight he held you.

“Of course,” he says with a grin, and sets a new pace that could make you scream with pleasure.

He was hitting that exact spot, sending rolling waves through your stomach and your clit seemed to swell with the new stimulation. Against his neck, you bite instead of the gentle kisses, and he moaned out your name, and beneath your hands, you could feel his heartbeats racing and how warm his skin became.

He knew that he was quickly becoming undone underneath your hands, so he reached with this thumb and ran small, tight circles over your sensitive clit, and moaned in return when you unlatched from his neck and mewled.

He trailed a short amount of kisses down your neck as you came undone around him again, and called his name desperately as your thighs shook and everything loosened and felt cold and hot all at once. Hearing you call for him in such a way sent Kit over the edge, feeling the heat of your core and the tensing of you around him and your soft hands as they gently clutched at his tentacles.

You peeled your head off his chest, and slumped by his side on the bed, both of your chests heaving as you caught your breath. He twisted on his side to just look at you, taking in the flushed skin and messy hair, and the forming marks that he had caused.

You moved so that your head was back on his chest, as you listened to his hearts and watched the Coruscant sky out the window. With a voice just above a whisper, you mumbled into his chest.

“I really did miss you, you know. I was worried.” He snorted airily, full of affection and adoration for you.

“I can see that,” and you couldn’t but laugh at the Nautolan. You sat up, looking him in the face, as he still stared at you with that soft expression.

“I mean it though, Kit. I love you.” He grinned widely before mocking thought.

“I’m fairly certain that that is very against the code-”

“Oh shut up, Fisto, you-”

“I love you too.”

[imaginedhaven]

Reluctantly Rooming Bonus: Part 4.5 (Rowan POV)

Link to Masterpost

As promised for my celebration of reaching 100+ followers, here is the bonus from Reluctantly Rooming! This takes place during Part Four, and uses two entirely new prompts. Enjoy!

Prompts:

“What do you mean you don’t read my texts if they’re over four lines…”

and

"You're very endearing when you're half asleep"

~*~*~

The moment Aelin hung up, Rowan rushed into action. Thankfully, he always made it a point to keep his things organized in such a way that leaving the apartment never took longer than a couple of minutes. The only other thing he had to do was call his work, and he did so as soon as he got in the car, fingers drumming against the steering wheel as the dial tone rang for what felt like entirely too long.

Finally, a soft click interrupted the ringing. “This is Salvaterre,” drawled a bored voice.

Thank whatever god was choosing to listen, he had picked up. “Lorcan, it’s Rowan. I’m going to need to work from home at least for today, if not longer.”

He heard the faint sounds of Lorcan sitting upright. “Why? And why are you telling me this over the phone and not in writing?”

“Because I’m not at my laptop right now, and if I texted you you’d send a novel. The last one included paragraph breaks, Lorcan. I don’t have time to read your shit on top of everything else, so if you send me a text that’s over four lines it doesn’t get read.”

“What do you mean, you don’t read my texts if they’re over four lines? You do understand that you report to me, right?”

Rowan rolled his eyes. “Yes, but if it can’t be said in two sentences or less it’s better off as an email. We’ve had this discussion before, and I’m not hashing it out again on my way to the hospital.”

“The hospital? Rowan, what the fuck is going on?”

His fingers started drumming against the steering wheel once more as he came to a red light. “My roommate broke her ankle,” he finally said. “She didn’t have anyone else to take her home, and you know as well as I do that I can do my work as easily from home as I can in the office. I don’t even have any meetings this week, so that makes it all the easier.”

A sigh crackled over the phone line. “You’ll be picking up Fen’s work next month in exchange. Your current project should be done by then, and he has a vacation in the works already.”

Rowan bit back a groan; the books Fenrys edited were far from his normal preference. It would have to do, though, and there was every chance Lorcan had planned on dumping it on him anyway. “Fine.”

As the light turned green once more, Lorcan hung up rather than say goodbye, but Rowan knew that was simply how he handled calls. He hadn’t been bothered by it in quite some time. Not to mention, it was a welcome relief to not have to keep splitting his already-fragmented attention.

When he arrived to Aelin’s room in the hospital she was almost entirely asleep, likely a combination of the painkillers they were sure to have given her and the late night she had worked. A gentle hand on her shoulder resulted in her blearily blinking up at him and then smiling. “Rowan.”

Rowan carefully ignored the fluttering sensation in his chest at her smile, instead helping her transfer herself into the wheelchair that sat beside the bed. A set of papers sat on the table beside her, and a brief glance showed them to be her discharge paperwork and care instructions. Knowing those would be important later, he grabbed them and then began to wheel her to his car.

She had fallen completely asleep by the time he’d managed to get her into the car seat, and he shook his head as he buckled her in. Frankly, he was amazed that she’d made it this long, knowing the long day she’d had. Therefore, he didn’t bother with attempting to wake her, but instead quietly drove them home.

It was somewhat awkward to lift her into his arms from the seat, but he managed. Opening the door was another feat, and he still wasn’t quite sure how he’d wrangled it, but then they were in the house and the door was closed behind them.

Even though Aelin was stirring now, carrying her up the narrow staircase was absolutely out of the question. She would have to get comfortable on the couch until he could rearrange things so she could sleep in his office space.

There were a few throw pillows around that had to have been Aelin’s addition to the house; he didn’t believe it likely that Aedion had thought enough about interior decorating to do so. When he had first moved in they had been an annoyance, all bright colors and bold patterns, but now he was thankful for their presence as they allowed him to help elevate Aelin’s ankle.

When he had finished with his task, Aelin opened her eyes. She was struggling to focus on him, however, and when she spoke the words were almost unintelligible. Rather than ask her to repeat herself, though, he reached for a throw blanket that was old enough to have possibly been Aedion’s. “You must be exhausted,” he said quietly. “Sleep now. We’ll talk later.”

She mumbled again in reply, but it was even less understandable than her first attempt at speech. As he spread the blanket over her, her eyes fluttered shut and her breathing evened out. Good. She would need all of the sleep she could get.

There were several things he needed to do in order to have the house ready for this new situation, and he could feel each task weighing on him. But as Aelin sighed and her head shifted, he allowed himself an extra moment at her side to carefully brush her long golden waves away from her face.

One of her hands shifted, then, and her fingers wrapped around her wrist. With a thrill of panic at being caught, he glanced at her face, only to see that she was still obviously asleep. He breathed a sigh of relief, but the relief was soon replaced by a different kind of thrill when his hand was moved and…

Gods. Was she… nuzzling his hand?

To save them both from guaranteed embarrassment later, he tried to remove his hand from her grip, but she only whined and tugged it closer. He sighed. “Aelin, you’re very endearing when you’re half asleep, but I have other things I need to do.”

Whether it was his words that swayed her or whether she had simply fallen into a deeper sleep, she mercifully loosened her grip on his wrist enough for him to free his hand. Still, though, he lingered for a moment longer, telling himself it was just to make sure she was truly asleep before he began his reorganization of the lower level of the house.

He carefully didn’t examine why it was so important to him that he not wake her while he did so. That would only lead to a conversation he wasn’t ready to have yet, not even with himself.

~*~*~

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