#I DONT DO IT OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO 😻😻

[punk-o-ween]

sneaky weaky peaky deaky HELPPP

[akutasoda]

i loveddd that enemies troupe with chuuya fic!!

so, can i ask for the one bed troupe with chuuya? if you don’t what it is, it’s pretty much where two people have to share one singular bed due to some random reason. anywayssss, same enemies troupe pls hehe also they fight for who sleeps on the floor but they decide to just put pillows in between themselves.

BUT reader tends to grab, hug, and sleep on anything and everything she can get her hands on whilst asleep. (pillows, sheets, CHUUYA😻😻, and so.)

and

THEY WAKE UP IN EACHOTHERS ARMS BUT CHUUYA WAKES UP FIRST

the wall between us

synopsis - after being sent on a long mission with your enemy, you find out the room you're staying in has one bed

includes - chuuya

warnings - fem!reader(but not really specified), fluff, enemies to lovers, wc - 485

a/n: i'm so happy that you enjoyed! i kind if imagined it as sort of a prequel to that do i hope you dont mind

if there was one person you didn't wabt to be paired up with for a long distance mission was chuuya. literally anyone else seemed like a better choice. but you weren't really willing to argue with mori and decided just to get it over and done with.

you didn't understand what was so dangerous that it required two executives. and what made it even worse was that it was out of yokohama so you and chuuya would be gone for a too long for your liking. and it also meant finding accommodation near the area which according to mori had already been arranged.

so eventually reaching the accommodation you went ahead and went to your room before chuuya could even figure out where to go. you had assumed that you both had separate rooms seeing as when you entered your room there was only one bed and the fact that it would be the obvious option.

but unfortunately not too long after you had got into your room, chuuya appeared in the doorway and in which chaos ensued. you two started bickering like children about getting out of each other's room before realisation started to dawn. so before you two ended up actually probably destroying the room chuuya had phoned back in.

before looking at you with the most annoyed/shocked face you wished you could take a picture of. and that's when you two found out. you had to share a room. a room with one bed. with no other rooms available.

'you can sleep on the floor' that was the first thing he told you before barging past you and looking around the room. 'excuse me? i think you should sleep on the floor i got here first' you snarked. and yet again you two got into another argument.

eventually, due to it getting late, you two had simply decided to use the spare pillows to build a makeshift wall along the middle of the bed. and left it at that to get ready for bed.

what you hadn't told him was that you often in your sleep grabbed and higged whatever you could find. normally you had extra pillows (or plushies) to grab for that reason. but you just hoped that you wouldn't reach for him. that was part of the reason that you suggested the pillow wall.

but unbeknownst to either of you, during the night you had found yourself looking for something to grab on too. and as if it were a cruel prank the pillow wall had been broken by fidgeting and movement so instead you arms wrapped around him. enticed by the warmth you nuzzled even closer. and eventually chuuya had too been enticed by the warmth and cuddled into you.

chuuya had woken up first and immediately had the reddest face. in the morning the only thing exchanged were sarcastic comments and heavily red faces and very few looks. you both swore to never speak of that again.

[bayfuzzball7050]

SIEMPRE SE PUEDE PEDIR TRADUCCIÓN‼️‼️‼️

INTRODUCTION POST AND RULES 🔥🔥🦾🦾🦾🦈🦈

(Edit— 23/09/2024) I kinda got excited writing this ☠️

There’s like a worrying amount of text. I’m not sure everyone can gut how much I wrote 😭😭

But here are like the basics of my blog:

The name’s Andrés or Diego. Call me whatever ya want, idc

I’m a Trans Guy, he/him exclusively.

☆ I got that dawg in me (asd) actually pls be patient im a little slow on some things

☆ Artist — I mostly make jjba fanart (currently insane about it)

☆ Art requests are currently closed!!

When open: I draw anything but nsfw/kinks, complex backgrounds, Steven universe fanart, danganronpa fanart and proship stuff

☆ Writer (no fanfic here tho)

☆ if I use emojis, be aware that most of the time it’s ironic

☆ I make a lot of kys/kms jokes, if you’re not ok with this, please don’t follow

☆ i LOVE spammers, spam likes, reblogs, whatever as much as you like :3 (if ya want to like no pressure)

☆ if ya wanna be mutuals just ask I don’t mind I’ll just check yo vibe and that’s it

Art tag: #my art

Post tag/reblogs where I add something: #momazos diego

Quality posts tag (aka when I think): #chamber of reflection (reflexionando en la chamba)

oc masterpost

brushes I use

BY THE WAY!!

☆ I usually don’t add tw (tho I dont post stuff with heavy themes often if I’m honest like I rarely do it) But if anything, be wary

☆ I also always have my notifications off so please don’t feel bad if I don’t answer a dm or anything of the sort

☆ please excuse me if I reblog/like artists who are proshippers, I don’t tend to check blogs before interacting🧍🏽(I’ve gotten myself blocked many times because of this)

☆ also like if they problematic in general like idk if maybe someone I reblogged has been in a big ahh controversy or summ so uhhh forgive me

☆ dni and fandoms im in below the cut

☆ more info abt me and my blog :P ☆

So, I think imma make(try) a dni list but ik it’s ultimately useless cuz like I can’t force ya and im not your dad plus I’m too lazy to look through every blog that reblogs or likes but uh blocklist ig???

It’s just basic dni criteria, but like if ya wanna read ig?

SHIT THAT GETS YA BLOCKED ‼️‼️

(some of these are oddly specific)

☆ zionists, racists, homophobes, ace exclusionists/phobes, anti-Semitics, conservatives, ableists Proshippers, Comshippers, anti-anti’s and profiction mfs, LOL1C0NS AND SHOTAC0NS (KYS…NOWW)Transphobes / TERFS, SWERFS, and radfems, Transmeds/Truscums/anti-MOGAI mfs, Transid, “Transabled”, "transracial", Radqueers in general, NSFW agere blogs (SFW agere it’s cool I don’t mind), pedos/MAPS (I want you hanging on the STREET), Paraphilics in general, Misgendering kink blogs, kink blogs in general actually ☠️, Pro-ANA/Pro-MIA

☆ swifties.

Exceptions and specifics:

☆ I think Selfshippers / yumeshippers are cool thus they aren’t hurting anyone most of the time AND ALSO! people tend to think that transid has therians in it and no, I think therians, kinnies and fictives are cool (dont get it but cool nonetheless)

To be honest I don’t check the blogs of most people who reblog or like but- Ricky…Ricky when I catch you Ricky-

(I mostly notice when I get followed but uh- anyway 😻)

THIN ICE:

☆ Giomis shippers

Why? giomis weirds me out💀ik the age gap small but still it’s kinda….

☆ dsmp fans

As much as I enjoy the Fanart and maybe the roleplay was interesting I have like personal beef with the fanbase and creators

☆ Hannibal Fans

The franchise is fire but I also have beef with Hannibal fans cuz for some reason most of them proshippers

☆ MHA fans for the same reason as Hannibal fans

☆ Same with South Park

☆ Same goes for Homestuck fans

☆ Same goes for Steven Universe fans. It’s mid btw

☆ ONE PIECE fans, y’all didn’t do anything wrong it���s just that I haven’t caught up with the show 😭😭

☆ NSFW blogs (as in porn/smut)

ANYWAY

Languages I speak:

☆ Spanish (mother language)

☆ English

☆ A tiny bit of Italian

FANDOMS IM IN (but I forget sometimes 😿)

☆ JJBA (what I post about mostly (going insane over this))

☆ Yakuza (I haven’t finished 0 yet)

☆ Brawl Stars (slowly losing my mind over it)

☆ WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

☆ LOST MEDIA. (Believe it or not, im also going insane over this.)

☆ Berserk

☆ Mouthwashing

☆ Madoka Magica

☆ ikigusare (best virtual girl band ever fr fr)

☆ Gorillaz

☆ Good Omens

☆ Moral Orel

☆ Dorohedoro

☆ My Little Pony

☆ Sonic fandom

☆ Undertale / Deltarune

☆ Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul

☆ El Cuarteto De Nos

☆ Azumanga Dioh!

☆ Vocaloid

☆ Project Sekai

☆ D4DJ

☆ Food Fantasy

☆ FNAF (grrrr I love fnaf,,)

☆ Emo / Scene / Scemo (I just don’t have money for clothes nor the patience to make a blog only for that 😭😭)

☆ actually like another shit ton more but I can’t remember 😔

Socials:

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball7050 (old account, permanently banned)

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball404 (Current Account)

☆ ofc Tumblr

☆ Wattpad and AO3 but we ain’t talking about that 🤫🧏‍♂️

☆ @bayfuzzball7050-art is my art blog (reblogs from here)

☆ …

☆ also I might or might not have a questionable side art blog (collect my shitposts)

☆ ALSO! opened a Pixiv :3

☆ I HAVE AN ARTFIGHT!

☆ Bluesky

Dis me btw

[starbby222]

hii!!! i absolutely love ur blog bc u tell it like it is, no bullshitting 🫡. So i wanted to clarify exactly how manifesting my desired looks work and how to persist even when i have doubts bc i get them quite often.

hii hiii! thanks booboo! 😻

imma be honest with u, manifesting looks are no different than manifesting an A on a test or some food u wanna eat.

view it all as the same: easy! doubts are that old mindset still lingering saying that u dont have what u want and u gotta work for it. but flip it around and say "i have exactly what i want BECAUSE i dont have to work for it". also, remember that just because it is easy does not mean put pressure on yourself or degrade yourself.

when u look in the mirror tell urself ur perfect regardless of what u see. if ur aware how little doubts are and how much ur manifestations outweigh them then youll be confident theyll show. remember time isnt an enemy, 3D isnt an enemy, and neither one of them decide when or how youll get what you want. if u believe youll be the baddest looking mf on the block in less than a millisecond then know thats whats gonna happen regardless. 3D is a mirror of your inner thoughts and visions, remember!

persist in the understanding you already have ur true appearance no matter what you see, let those doubts pass but dont believe them, you dont have to ignore them but dont entertain yourself. keep that consistency up and thats all you gotta do.

no fingers lifted, simple! ☝🏽⭐

i hope that desired appearance of yours solidifies, luv 😌

[jubiilee13]

hi babes I saw you begging for requests for mike schmidt so I decided to send my own request to you… as cliche as it is, could you write an angsty misunderstanding fic where basically mike is over-working himself to death and barely making time for you and you think you did something wrong but it turns out mike was just tired af. It can be smut or fluff since I don’t know what you really like to write. Sorry if this request is bad I’m not good at asking for things😭😭

-anon

anon ily ty for the request 😻😻

this may be a lil bad bc I’m sick rn but I hope u still enjoy 🫶

warnings: tiny mention of blood, angst, angy mike, sad reader, alludes to a little smut at the end but yeah

lets just say for this abby is at a um... sleepover or smth idk i forgot to include her

didnt check this for grammatical errors so my bad if it sucks lmao

—

you and mike didn’t fight often

i mean you never really had reason to

but lately mike had been weird, he had been… distant.

mike often had his rough days, as did you, but this time was different.

every morning when he returned home instead of his usual warm embraces, you’d been receiving the cold shoulder, at most a few sentences spoken between the two of you before he dragged himself off to bed.

you were worried to say the least, you knew you had done nothing wrong, yet something in your gut made you wonder if you did.

so you decided today was the day you were going to talk to him about it.

boy was that a bad idea...

the moment mike stepped out of his bedroom he spotted you, anxiously fidgeting as your eyes met his own

"we need to talk mike" you mumble, clearly not looking forward to having this conversation.

mike rolls his eyes, "what y/n" he replies, attitude evident in his tone, yet the attitude is weak, and you note his face is just a bit paler than usual, the bags under his eyes more evident, something was off.

"whats been going on with us mike?" you ask, voice trembling "did... did i do something? you- you've been so distant..."

"its nothing y/n, stop worrying" he says with a scoff, and you bite your lip.

"mike you dont have to lie to me" you say softly, extending your hand out to him to soothe him.

Then something inside him snaps, that movement- that feeling. he couldnt take it.

"God damn it y/n i said nothing is wrong! you never listen! just leave me alone! you clearly only make things worse!" he cries out, and your body freezes.

"o-oh" is all you can say, retracting your trembling hand, clearly in shock

"o-okay um... um i-i'll leave you be..." you mumble under your breath, trying to hide your emotions until you were out of his sight.

you scurry away, biting your lip so hard it draws blood, and the moment you enter your bedroom the tears escape.

you shut the door behind you, leaning against it and sliding to your knees, hand reaching to cover your mouth to hide the sobs.

what had you done?

did you upset him?

is he gonna leave?

so many questions flooded your mind all at once

it was so overwhelming, all you wanted was him... but right now that was the one thing you couldnt have.

so you sat there, leaning against the door of your room for god knows how long.

eventually when no more tears could fall, you lead yourself to your bed, a bed that had been untouched for a few months now due to you always sleeping with mike, and after a few more shaky breaths, you slipped into a uneasy slumber.

As you slept, mike took himself for a drive, his hands gripping the steering wheel so hard his knuckles faded to white.

he was angry

he was tired

he just wanted to be home

it slowly started to dawn on him that upon his arrival home earlier, his anger had been misdirected.

he wasnt mad at you

he loved you

god- you just wanted to help

why couldnt he see that?

he lets out a shaky sigh, punching his steering wheel as he lets out a few grunts of anger (much to the dismay of the car infront of him)

he decides to leave you be for the time being, and he leads him self on down the winding road, until he comes across an empty parking lot.

he lets himself settle there for a while, staring into the dark abyss in front of him.

eventually he decides to call you, and when you dont pick up... he calls again.

and again.

and... again....

and 12 more times.

he was worried to say the least, what if you left him? what. if you didnt love him anymore?

after the final call he places his phone in his pocket, running a hand through his hair as he starts up the car again and heads home.

in the meantime you were at home, tossing and turning, unable to find a true sense of saftey in your own sheets and god was it horrible.

you didnt notice the buzzing of your phone, nor the vibration any time left another voicemaiil.

so you lay on your back, your teary eyes staring up at the ceiling.

thats when you heard the front door open, the jingling of mikes house keys alongside his work ones

maybe he didnt leave

did he come back for you?

maybe he-

your thoughts are interrupted however by a gentle, almost silent knock at your door. you want to open it, you really do, but you're scared.

for once you put aside your fear and you sit up, quietly tiptoeing over to the door and cracking it open just enough to meet mikes eyes.

both of your teary eyes meet one another, and something snaps within both of you

your grip on the handle goes slack as mike gently pushes further on the door, and the moment it opens enough for him to enter, youre surrounded by him

he kisses you gently, his hands wrapping around you, and you two hold the kiss until you eventually pull away to gasp for air

"im so sorry- i never meant to snap at you baby- i-i- im just so exhausted- work is so hard- i-i never meant to take it out on you- i love you so muc y/n- i"

you cut him off by kissing him again, this kiss growing more heated, your body pressing against his

"its ok" you whisper when you pull away, your foreheads resting against one another

"we'll be ok" you whisper

those 3 words are repeated for the rest of the night, along with other words of praise and affirmation.

the two of you love each other, and tonight it shows.

just as youre about to fall into a warm, peaceful sleep, mike presses a kiss against your damp forehead.

"i love you"

that was all you needed to hear in order to slip into slumber in his embrace.

--

yayayayya mike

i hope that was good

ok ily

bye pookster

[haeetu]

🔥‼️SPICY BAKI HEAD CANNONs IS HERE‼️🔥

Feat: Pickle , Doyle , Olivia, restu , and yurjiro ( AGAIN)

Pickle 🥒🪨👨🏿

Since pickle is a pre-historic cave man he doesn't know anything about human world

Man idc how to describe this pre-historic man but he will destroy you

Mf will go till day light

Since he's new to the timeline he doesn't get doing it on the bed since. yk back in caveman time they didn't have ✨soft✨ rectangle beds. So yall dont do it often on the bed

But when you do have s3x in the bed it breaks every time so you have to buy a new one every.. single..time 😰

Pickle never seems to use the bed so you guys end up doing stand up sex 😻😻 (RIP)

His kinks would definitely be pulling hair ,biting ,licking, praising (you'll be the one doing, cvm play,and oversim (he loves you voice when you do 😼)

Olivia 🍪 ✨

Seems like the type of guy to call/text you saying bbg (funny)

This man is crazy about you. Whatever you go Mr.biscit will go no doubt!

Olivia is the type of man to. Go to the lingerie store and boldly pick out the best ones

He's prob like 6.4 inches 🔥‼️

Loves to raw dog

If Olivia had kinks it would be praising, biting , and maybe ropes

During intercourse when he reach climax his bites his lips down to prevent to hurt you 🤕

DOES AMAZING AFTER CARE

Restu (my wife)

Since he's one of the best waifus I'll treat him right!!

Restu says he's the 'shy' type when it comes to lingerie but he secretly loves it

His kinks would be praising. He LOVEES how you look under him. It go r him dominance 😻‼️‼️

Hickeys ... Just hickeys ❤️

I'll say restu about 6 inches 🌝

Is it weird if I think he'll play soft lofi when y'all do it just imagine... The mf fuckin the shii out LIKE ROUGH HOUSIN' while he's doing that you hearing someb soft lofi beats 😭🙌🏿

Mines - Cpr

Doyle 🔪💢

Ahh. Doyle my sangwoo (ks) wanna be but...

⚠️⚠️ Manga spoiler if you didn't finish it (which you should) ⚠️⚠️ @chaichaiiskai

This is what they should've did for that jjk death 😤😒

If he got caught with the murders and yk didn't die..

BUT BACK TO THE SUBJECT

End of spoiler ‼️‼️

My fav death row inmate

Ngl his how prob smells like chlorine..

This single man will make you spiral for him

Of the bar this man loves knife play

He would moves his knife up and down your throat while you lay down.. ❣️

Now images this

Your siting down in the bed on your phone and Doyle walks in he tells you to lay your phone down. You do so now he whips out his pocket knife and asks you to do a favor and lay down. You lay down and he just looks at you observing you. He takes his pocket knife and moves it up and down your throat making you head tip back. He moves his hands up and down you thighs while he does it

(ARGGGG OML THAT'S YO MUCH WORDS. NEXT!)

Kinks - knife play (obv), marking, some disintegrating (I'm not sure if I spelled that right) , hand cuffs, blind folds, and MAYBE PET PLAY??

Ok DONEEE! I take criticism so please if I need something to work on tell me I would love it and ty

ONE QUESTION ❓❓

DID I EAT THIS UP 😻😻‼️

DID I COOK⁉️

[transfemlogan]

Texting Headcanons

Patton: using emojis 24/7. Literally every text will have some sort of emoji, even if it doesn't fit the original message. Texts like a dad & a mom combined. Uses grammar occassionally. Usually types in all caps, because he doesn't know how to turn them off. Sends the laughing emoji when he laughs at something. Prefers talking in person if he can.

"HEY, KIDDOS 👋 YOUR HAPPY-PAPPY PATTON LOVES YA ALL! 🥰💙😻"

Roman: uses emojis occassionally. Types in caps when he's excited. Uses capital letters when necessary and never any time else. Shorten words and uses popular acronyms. Says "ROLF" and "LMAO" when he laughs at texts. Uses the sparkle emoji constantly. Loves to facetime. Double texts like CRAZY

"Helloooo~ ✨️✨️ romans here!! A REMINDER for all of u 2 tell me what u thought of the script ASAP bcus thomas NEEEDDS it by tmrw!!!!"

Virgil: shorten every word ever even if its not readable. Types in all lower case with 0 grammar. Sends 💀 or "lol" when he inhales through his nose at something. Keysmashes when he finds something really funny. Prefers to text above all else & will cry if you try to call him. Spelling mistakes all over the place. Hard 2 tell if something is supoosed to be an acronym or if its a mistake?

"im not rding ur stpjd script roman also twll thomas not 2g2 that dumb party on sat or i swear 2 god ill bloqk all of u ok bye also hi pat"

Logan: proper grammar all of the time. Probably ends his messages with "sincerely, logan" (he knows theyre not letters or emails, but he can't help himself.) Says "that was funny" when he finds something funny (very rare). Prefers in person communication or calling, as he is usually busy working and can't text if he's using his hands. Doesn't use emojis ever & finds them so so stupid but will SOMETIMES use the heart emoji if he's comforting virgil or trying to be nice. Learns about tone indicators after virgil tells him & now he uses them all the time. Will start to let loose if he's comfortable around you. Looking at his msgs with virgil is almost like an entirely different person.

"Hello, all. I have read your script, Roman, and will be sending you my edits soon. I find it to be very long and wordy and full of mistakes. /neg You are lucky you have me to help you. Also, Virge, I'll try to get Thomas to not go to that party /srs, as he has many responsibilities that day, such as: cleaning his room, recording, and doing his laundry. Here is a link to my plan for next week. Please let me know if there's any complaints. Sincerely, Logan."

(Virgil: thnk u L . m not reading ur plsn ethr

Logan: Hi Virgil. That is alright. I'll just let you know next time we "hang out". Sincerely Logan.)

Janus: also texts all lower case & never uses commas but does use periods. Loves to use ":)" and "<3" (<- in a mean sarcastic way most of the time). Doesn't express laughter anytime anywhere. Prefers facetime or in person communication. Doesn't text often. Also doesn't respond often. Will leave you on read, he has other things to do. Uses tone indicators only if he is personally texting logan and no one else. Will sometimes not even respond to what you said in the first place.

"oh of course logan let's have thomas work all the time and never ever get any rest. sounds very healthy :). roman i read your script. hi patton".

(Roman: aand jan? What did u think??

Janus: Read 2:43 pm)

Remus: sends nudes in chat. And the most random gore vids he can find. Types in all caps willingly. Sends very strange emojis that dont match up with anything. Responds lightning quick but also ignores everything you say in order 2 send what he wants 2 talk abt so it doesnt even matter. Homestuck speak. Has never read homestuck.

"H3Y0 🦿🍒🛝😝 CHECK OUT TH12 PHOTO I JUST T00K RN. (Sends a dick pic)"

(Patton: 😨 REMUS, PLEASE DELETE. ❌️

Roman: THIS IS WHY WE NVR LET U IN GROUP CHATS !!!! I WISH I COULD WASH MY EYES OUT. 🤮

- Virgil has left the group chat -

Logan: Hello, Remus. That does not look very healthy. We should send you to a physician to get that checked out. Sincerely, Logan.

Janus: read 2:48 pm)

[mothwingwritings]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTH

So the underappreciated hubby i want to tell you is takenori akagi😻 ( the gorilla) from slam dunk. My friend call him floppy-kagi😫

( credit to the artist)

Although slam dunk has been out for a long time , there aren' t enough fanfic like what hello

I gues people just dont know how to appreciate these basketball men tho the manga and anime has ended a long time a go i do understand that not many people read it anymore nowaday

Now on to the story

In slamdunk character like him are usually overshadowed by the main character ( our beloved sakuragi hanamichi) or other more popular side character like the cold and handsome rukawa kaede or our short king of the series miyagi ryota and more

I loved him bc well he's tall and big☺ -jk

I loved him bc he's a big bro to the main cast , he's bossy and real scary when mad but at the same time he is patient , caring toward the main cast. He is passionnate with basketball and wanted to go to the nationals which lead us to him being the reason for alot of the main cast development and himself too. And seeing his dynamic with everyone is so fun and interesting

The recent moive ( the first slam dunk, u should watched it, it is SO GOOD it even make none anime watcher or sport fan like my mom hyped) show more of those dynamic and give him more screen time and it also show how much he cared for this founded family when one of the character was seriously injured.

Also he had a little sister😏, so you know what that mean , he is definitely know how to treat a women right also me and his sister would litterally be bff.

As for the heacannons, he is deffinately retsu, like most of the female fan are attracted to

other character and even the girls in the anime , so often not alot of them approach him with romance interest so you can see him being super awkward if confronted with one. He's the type of boyfriend who is very busy and focus on practicing basketball but also know how to make time for his s/o. The man will love you even harder if you show up to his practice and watch him, oh and the main definately tease him aswell

So there it is the reason why i loved him

My man need more fanfic man there's like none on ao3 and like one really good on tumblr.

Also listened to the movie soundtrack like loved rocket is really good

Anyway have a nice B-day

AHHH! I absolutely adore him!!! What a babe, you picked EXTREMELY well darling Potato! <3

I have been meaning to watch Slam Dunk. I absolutely love Kuroko no Basuke (Midorima is like, one of my top tier husbands and I have even cosplayed him before looo) and I've noticed when people talk about Basketball anime Kuroko and Slam Dunk are like, the big two. Reading your synopsis now makes me want to read/watch it even more waaah!!!

And you KNOW I am a sucker for big brother sweetheart characters so oh nooo he seems perfect. TAT I love him, thank you so much for sharing him!!! I am glad he got his little corner to shine because he def sounds like he deserves it! :3

Also, thank you for the kind bday message! I did have a very nice day! <3

[noctualagenaria]

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describe your perfect first date.

-,, im not going to expose my Ideal Realistic perfect first date so ! fictional characters instead; ideal first date would be im traveling through liyue, coming from the direction of mondstadt, i dont have a goal im just on a simple walk, i pass the inn, go inside for a meal then head to the harbor, there on the bridge id run into a beautiful green haired stranger who introduces himself as dr baizhu and thats the instance i Fall Hard for him, then from there we as we establish a relationship and he realises im bad at hiding a crush, we offically get together and over time we head to inazuma as a vacation ( kinda he wants to see if anyones in dire need of assistence there after hearing about the traveler's quest there ) and from there we meet ayato who baizhu notices i have trouble speaking to, bc of the gay panic, baizhu ends up flirting with him first and ayato Doesnt Get it sjhgfs like at all hes so oblivous and i find it adorable and from then i talk to ayato and we get together and he's like oh yeag and baizhus' into me too right and then we talk to baizhu and bam theres three of us now, ayato comes with us as his vacation back to liyue and stays with us for a While-- so long that baizhus like hmm we should go to sumeru so i can talk to this tighnari, so we do but we dont see tighnari first we see a very attractive silver haired man who doesnt notice us, and ayato and baizhu dont notice him that much either, but i do, so i trail off from the two of them, baizhu at first questions me i tell him the truth hes too focused on finding tighnari, so i go on my own , try to approach this guy, he kinda lets me?? ( tbh im unsure id be able to get with him on my own but-- ) in the end we end up together and he slowly joins the other two as well :>

yes ,,, you can see righht through the projecting

guilty pleasure?

-uhhhhhhhhhhh i genuinely dont know sdfsdf

which fictional character archetype do you think fits you best?

-hmm anti-hero? i thinksies?? unsure

what do you think others would consider your most distinguishable physical feature(s)?

-tbh ive no Idea,,, does dyed hair count? bc id say my red hair ( tho it needs to be redyed soon euueu )

what role do you play in your group of friends?

-as much of myself as possible

when was the last time you said something you regretted?

-too often

do you typically remember your dreams if you have them?

-nope not usually tho if i do recall it when waking up ill try to verbalise it to one of my besties

who is your biggest inspiration?

-uhmmmm a lot of ppl im not sure i have one above everyone else

any unusual fears?

-bees? does that count

favorite myth?

-YES. ( mothman )

when was the last time you were truly angry?

-probably last week

best compliment you've ever received?

-i cannot ,, remember,,, unique ones i got tho were "wow your name is so pretty!" which i never got again after coming out sdhgfs

which color of the sky is your favorite?

-red or pink tbh i like the oranges too sometimes mmmm

favorite font?

-comic sans. i do not take criticism

is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider "family"?

-i dont know tbh "family" is too much for me to handle i think

what's your go-to funny story when people ask you to tell one?

-when i was younger in like sixth grade ( maybe younger than that? i dont recall) i had Really long hair and i liked my really long hair a lot so i put it up in the Highest of high ponytails i ever possibly could it was almost but not quite on my forehead at that point.. tbh pretty ugly BUt i had fun-- what i did to my peers was fucking Swing it at them, id flip my hair in their faces and at one point, i was in the cafeteria... i tried flipping my hair at someones face but they were sitting across from me and my face hit teeth first against the table. full disclosure it didnt hurt i jus saw the tooth bits chip off and i was like hmm? what jus happened sdfsdf anyways so that was a big falling domino in why my teeth suck so bad ,,, tldr im stupid as fuck

what's your most controversial opinion?

-live and let live. and i cannot understand how that is controversial.. i do have a lot of Specific Hot Takes tho i feel this ask is already super fucking long so sdfsfd gimme a separate ask with just this question and ill go in depth if u want me to

what's been keeping you up at night lately?

-gay ppl and anxiety... so Gay Ppl

do you have any ocs? if yes, talk about them a little.

-ill talk abt my old genshin ones ! i wanted to make an ayato design from wayyyyy before he was playable and we never Saw him so i wanted a fandesign bc i was unhappy with the other fandesigns i was seeing so i made my own hydro claymore tall guy ! i cannot rememer right now what i named him but since ayatos release i made him fontainian and i might just revamp him soon to fit the rest of the fontaine cast-- anyways he has the personality of the smug cat meme with the knife up to its face sdfsdf thats him

do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

-well theres gotta be Something out there right

how old were you when you joined the internet?

-unoffically (didnt have my own devices) 13, offically (finally got a tablet,,year later a phone) 15? im unsure exactly

what's popular with the people around you that you can't seem to get behind?

-tiktok ,, also like every boring ship ever

what would you consider part of your personal aesthetic?

-red modern vampire doing an accidental good job at blending in at being an Almost Gaymer Boi

do you collect anything?

-pop tabs

would you enjoy being famous?

-only if im also rich

how liberally do you use the block button when browsing social media? does it differ depending on the site?

-it does differ depending on the site yeag, on here i will block any blog with no pfp and no banner and a werid ass name bc thats prolly a bot and even those with the Real Ass Women (emphasis on ass ) pfps get blocked sjghd , on twitter ill block just willy nilly sdfsdf i try not to let twitter tick me off tho i fail so i just,, dont open it as much anymore

if you could travel back to any one point in time, where and why?

-theres too many options i would just ruing myself via the butterfly effect so i just Wouldnt

how many different names do you go by across the internet?

-about 23 tho most commonly only like 4? get used tbh

what’s your type?

-in men? baizhu <3 in women? any that could just Beat My Ass and slay while doing it (yelan) irl im honestly unsure almost none of my partner (exes included) have much in common with each other its devastating really, i just tend to fall in love with my best and most trustworthy friend and if we didnt start out as friends it was never meant to be in the first place

does your favorite movie/game/book from when you were young still hold up in quality?

-the movie not quite, the book id have to give another reread to check

were you raised religious?

-yes but my family gave up when i was like 12 sdfssdfsdf

have you ever thought about changing your name?

-a cis person made this ask game huh,,,

any allergies?

-a doctor made this ask game huh.........................

what would your warning label say if you had one?

-my url; "WARNING; THIS DILUC FICTIVE IS DERANGED"

what's the most expensive thing you've ever spent money on?

-genshin, if physical objects then uhhhhh i dont know

any oddities when it comes to your personal belief system?

-i dont know sdfsdfsd, maybe from the outside looking in

what is your love language?

-last time i took a quiz it said quality time and i agree

do you still know your best friend from grade school?

-does end of high school count? bc then yes :> shes now my boyfriend

if you could dye your hair any color, what would you pick?

-red... more red... maybe orangey tips if i had the money for that

has anyone ever told you they like your shoelaces in public? if yes, how did you respond?

-no <;/3

-how did you meet your best friend(s)?

-most of them now were from a twitch chat !

do you play any instruments?

-no

do you have any blorbos?

-So Many. to list a few; kaeya, thoma, zhongli, dainslief, wriothesley, furina, cyno, albedo, and kazuha

do you believe in fate?

-not really

do you follow any stereotypes of groups you're a part of?

-sadly im the twink transmasc everyone thinks of

how well-decorated is your bedroom?

-decorated enough to be lived in, tho not permanently

you get to give a one-sentence note to yourself from a decade ago. what does it say?

-"forget about them."

if you're trying to make friends online, what's your typical approach for reaching out?

-find a common interest, typically something im insane about, look up artists of that thing, if they follow me back i take it slowly from there

what do you consider most important in a romantic/platonic partner?

-honesty

if you had the ability to change one aspect of yourself, what would it be?

-my voice, and i am working on it tbh

what the best anon hate you've ever received?

-"are you white"

favorite emoji?

🦐

what's the boldest thing you've ever done?

-i dont know, confess feelings first typically

do you prefer having a few close friends or a lot of not-so-close ones?

-few close ones

nosiest question you've ever been asked?

-i cant think of any sdfsdfsf

favorite movie?

-the princess bride

how many languages do you speak?

-1.5 (learning french)

how much of yourself do you wear on your sleeve?

-quite a lot tho im trying to... put less of it out there

what's your go-to plan to destress?

-immerse myself like Fully Immerse myself into a new reality and i need viddy games for that so.. viddy games :]

do you believe in/follow any superstitions?

not rlly tho ghosts are real i think

what do you think you’re most known for as a person?

its either im perceived as just a general Hater of things ( i'm not,,typically )

how did you come up with your url?

well im diluc and im deranged

what's the best thing you can cook?

ramen

do you have a Signature Outfit™?

two, one that is what im wearing right now; a batman t-shirt and a long black skirt with faint stripes on it ( with POCKETS) and its super comfy, two; any graphic tee and any comfy pants that dont have holes in them

what’s been the biggest hurdle you’ve faced in your life so far?

mental illness tbh

what's your favorite obscure piece of media?

obscure? not sure of it counts but mozart l'opera rock is pretty underrated last i checked

what's the most recent entry in your notes app?

i dont have a notes app

(69) (( nice )) favorite song?

atm rainbow by dodie tho it changes a Lot

when it comes to affection/intimacy, do you prefer to stick to one person or are you more open about it?

partners only

did you have an imaginary friend as a kid?

i dont rememer, i did hallucinate people when i was in middle school so theres that

which is more important when it comes to clothing, comfort or style?

both! comfort /is/ style

what would you consider the most enjoyable accent to listen to?

any and all? unsure i dont rlly have a fave, i do have a least fave tho and that i shall not disclose

favorite time of year?

fall AND springtime

how would you describe your favorite person?

Imperfectly Perfect <3

do you like the height you are now, or do you wish you were taller/shorter?

i do wish i was slightly taller

what's your plan for the apocalypse? (don't pretend you haven't thought about it a little bit.)

Die

favorite food?

anything sweet ! tho atm hot pockets and ramen <33

who do you look to for guidance in times of need?

depends on the needs

which you can spend a day each in five different places across the globe. where do you travel?

>bfs house >bfs house >gfs house >gfs house >we three go to My house and not the one i live in right now

favorite memory? ... i have a dissociative disorder i dont Know

favorite meal? Yes anything but seafood

favorite pick-up line, if you're into that sort of thing? "are you a camera? because whenever i look at you i smile"

favorite word? cornhobbling

are you on good terms with your family? not rlly

if you were given $1mil on the basis that you had to put towards something arbitrary and self-indulgent, what would you spend it on? Baizhu Cons ( if ive got left overs then a house big enough for me and my partners )

where’s "home"? where my beloveds are

how fucked is your sleep schedule? Gone in every sense of the word

if you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you choose? bat

weirdest habit? uhhhh i dunno sdfsdfdsf

what's a common misconception people have about you? that im angry a lot more than i actually am, its weird i dont think i give off that vibe but alas

who's in your dream blunt rotation? baizhu ayato alhaitham

favorite game?

haha isnt it obvious,,, genshit impacts

if you could have any superpower besides the typical choices (flight, shapeshifting, elemental powers, etc.), what would you pick? power to teleport

have you ever written any poetry? if so, what was it about? nope, unless it was for school which i Forgot about

favorite quote? "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name iS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!"

what's your lucky number(s)? 22

favorite color? most shades of red, and black

is there anything you would consider yourself an expert at? the characterization of diluc and baizhu from Hit Game Genshin Impact

[maxthesillyy]

alright it’s time 💪 prob gonna go back and redo some things in the explore mode first

ep 3 at the overlook eplore mode: UGH max is actually so devastated 😻

moses lowkey carried this episode /silly

I LOVE THEM AND THEIR DYNAMIC UGH

this hits a lot harder now that i know safis alive here. id be pissed if i was max and moses and found out safi was alive. happy but pissed

“but rather to the present” MOSES THE GOAT

HOW do i always end up choosing the least interesting dialogue choices my first playthrough,,,

the animation here is still so weird…

OH MY GOD???? SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP PUNCHES HIM)????? DAMN OKAY

MAX GUILT 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

this is the more interesting choice,,, but helping him is probably the Right choice. like. story wise. not morally

officially continuing ep4

the starting song being called “i must come clean”

LMFAO SAFI

theyre so awkward

ANOTHER CHLOE POST?

krampus is the new end of the world party

is chloe in a band??

“Hey that’s me! Murderer.” IN THE NOTES LMFAO

soso curious bout safi

max already forgave safi,,,,,,

kitty 💖

STOP THE RINGING

imagining safi seeing max coming back down with dyed hair suddenly

SAFI EVEN WROTE OB THE TO DO LIST,, shes rlly fucked over about this

ohhhh max invaded safis past so safi invaded hers,,

perception,,, oh hey wait this is so cool

LMFAO SAFI

OH FUCK. THIS IS RHE LIVING WORLD. DUH NO SHIT— jesus christ okay so rechange my world view real quick. safis still dead in the other world. damn. okay. my bad yall.

this is so complicated..

these both seem like touchy af subjects. choosing gwen bc at least that one doesnt involve the other girl in any way. maya i think

OHHH i see

i lurve them,,, ive missed their interaction ls

oh we ask both anyways nice

dude she cared a LOT about this book

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS SAFI oh i love that 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

i love safi— i missed her

OH STRAIGHT UP? okay so she was straight up there the entire time this is genuinely so cool

STOP THATS DEFINITELY COMING BACK LATER

LMFAO SAFI I LOVE YOU

ohhhhh i love this waiter! waiter! more max guilt and trauma 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

yasmin lowkey the opposite of joyce. actually lowkey though

OUAGH SAFI I LOVE YOU YOUR SO COOL

WAITER WAITER KEEP THE MAX GUILT AND TRAUMA COMING

“i was the freak. and i was the storm” 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 but uh. obligatory that was something max and chloe (and warren) made up on the spot, the fact that it worked at all is by total coincidence.

this is amazing this hurts her so much 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

i cant wait to do this in the bay ending

MAYA LORE MAYA LORE

oh was maya her student or not.

i love this

oh my cod,,,,,,

oh fuck gwen

TRUE COLORS!!!!!!!!!))!!!!!!!

oh my cod,,,,,

OH MY COD,,,, i love their dyanmic ohh my cod

SAFI THE ANSWER JS YES???? i have a hard time thinking of a world where max says no.

DONT PHRASE IT LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT MAX??

camera work okay,,

max you know it goes lower than that

WHAT NO MY CAT ugh

damn its sad b empty… OH MOSES 💔

SELFIE— literally who is polaroid max

uh. i think i messed up. i didnt hurry back to the orher timeline immediately LOL lets try that again

this game doesnt give u an option to Not be interested in amanda and/or vinh

MOSES I LOVE YOU

moses saying shes being max-y when shes being secretive

FINDING A CHIMNEY FOR MOSES? okay LMFAO

ohh i didnt even realize she had the pin on her bag

safi and moses <33333

WHAT DOES THE CHIMNEY SAY

what dows the napkin say,,,,,

oh apparently “a full belly does not like studying”

i love safi,,

shes not officially a teacher???? what??

whenever hannah telle’s original max voice shows i get unbelievably happy you have no idea

is this a “THATS RACHELS BRACELET WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING HER BRACELET?!” moment or what. also why is he patting his pocket so often. bro got a gun or what

oh we get 2 see

I WAS JOKING OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP I WAS JOKING I WAS JOKING STOP HOLY SHIT

oh safi called max partner. how r u going to do twenty thousand chloe and safi similarities and not be able to romance her

WHATS GOING ON PUT THE GUN AWAY

LMFAO SAFI I LOVE YOU

scary…

bisexual lighting

odd amount of bg chatter

OHH vortex clubs parallel….. lowkey

..safiii <3

BRO VINH MOVE UR SHADOW IS COVERING THE SCREEN

LMFAO “how did he get away with this!? 😡” random npc my beloved

vinh…

GWEN!!!!!

jesus can we get some music in here

off topic but im so hyped for rhe nightmare sequence. i feel like we have so much left,, ep5 is gonna be intense

GWEN NO….. WAIT SAFI WHATS GOING ON

eek i love these two

don’t make me choose FUCKKK

she really looks so fucking worried about it UGHHHHHH

uhm. sorry why is vinh’s choice represented as the creepy krampus with red eyes.

eughhhhhh okay as herself

EEK EEK EEK EEK EEK

😻😻😻😻

man FUCK lucas

“i was a child. what was your excuse?” TOP TEN LIS QUOTES SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

random close up of amanda going 😶

thank god he doesn’t have a gun rn

HOORAYYY

okay STOP. max and safi are about to celebrate rn. something fucked up is going to happen. i know it. in my bones. and also. my media literacy.

LITERALLY TWO SECONDS LATER UGH

i don’t want safi OR lucas to have a gun

MAX DREW??????? SANTA KRAMPUS YAOI?????????????????

“Hope you dont mind. Not like you have much of a choice.” damn okay straight up

whys bro just 🧍ing there

SCARY WHAT RHE FUCK

why is. the camera just floating in front of the. well. camera

WHAT RHE FUC K???? OH OH OH SAFI HOLY SHIT

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT 😖😖😖😖😖

HOLY SHIT???

WHAT RHE FUCK

OH!!!!! STRAIGHT UP))??????? BOTH OF THEM???????? WHAT IS REAL?????

OH. MY. RUCKING. GOD. I KNEW SAFI SHOULDNT HAVE HAD A GUN. ‼️

DONT DO THIS TO ME

RACHEL CODED

dont do this to me vs youll regret everything…

safi,,,,,,, </3

NOSE BLEED

THIS GOES SO FUCKING HARS OHHH My gOD OH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD THE STORM INSYESD OF THE MUSIC

I CLEARLY CANT TALK SAFI DOWN BUR?? ORHERWISE SOMEONE IS PROBABLY GONNA GETSHOT????

MMMM I THINK MAX WOULD TRY TO TALK HER DOWN

aw the moses thing…

WHAT RHE HELL????

WHAT RHE HELLL RHE TUFK THE HSJDGGEFEGGRGRG

OKAY SO BOTH WAYS FUCK UP RIGHT???? I CANT APPRECIATE THE MAX GUILT AND TRAUMA RIGHT NOW

oh!!!!! just ends there!!!! ok!!!! so im obviouslyy looping ep4 and 5 together today!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont even know what photo she jumped into. and shes holding onto safi.

okay. like. idk the moments of reflection are so hard to naturally come by

CHAT I AM SO EXCITED AND DREADFUL

[kenjimc]

can you do a fic where everyone thinks camilo and reader are just really close friends until one day they're having a very intense make out session and just as it's getting good mirabel walks in and goes OH and when the boys run out to be like "it's not what you think" they also see Dolores covering her ears and she goes "i did not want to hear that" referring to the fact that she could hear what was going on

PLS 💀🤚 Tysm for this request

Warnings : slight smut ig, intense make out session 😻, I DONT KNOW SPANISH DUOLINGO DIDNT TEACH ME SHIT, the beginning kinda sucks

(Aged up)Camilo x M!Reader

Everything seemed to be going normal during dinner, you were smiling and laughing with the Madrigals. That was until you noticed Camilo’s fingers tapping and his eyes seemed to drift towards you before looking back at his food. Your attention was pulled away from him when Mirabel had asked you about your day. You decided not to worry about Camilo until after dinner.

You thanked everyone for the dinner before following Camilo to his room. “Hey, is something wrong, Camilo?” You asked as you two were heading towards his room. Camilo didn’t answer, instead he opened his door and urged you inside. When you two were inside you sat down on his bed, watching as Camilo walked over to you. You were about to ask if he was okay again but Camilo’s lips were on yours before you could say anything. Your eyes widened slightly but gladly returned the kiss. He climbed up on your lap and gently pushed you down onto the bed. “I missed this so much, mi amor,” he said, his lips gracing over yours. His hips began to roll into yours, making you let out a small groan. You couldn’t really say you didn’t miss this, with all of the work he’s had to do for everyone you two never really got to do this very often. Your hand gripped on his poncho(?) and he quickly removed it following with his shirt. He also removed yours and began placing kisses along your chest making you squirm. “F-Fuck..Camilo, you’re so good..” Your head leaned back onto the pillow as you covered your face with your arm. Camilo’s hand started to wonder down to your pants where he could see your growing, hard-

“Camilo, tia Pepa needs your help in the ki- WOAH-“

Your soul nearly left your body when you heard Mirabel’s voice followed by the door opening. Camilo screamed and jumped up off of you and frantically put his shirt back on. Mirabel was about to say something but decided to leave quietly. Camilo and you stared at each other trying to think of how you’re supposed to explain this. “Erm, you get dressed, I’ll go talk to them,” he let out an awkward laugh and quickly left the room.

You left Camilo’s room to go look for him, and you could see him frantically try to explain what was happening to Mirabel and Dolores, who was currently contemplating her existence who had already told Pepa about what she heard. You quickly rushed down to try and help explain but before you could Pepa rushed towards Camilo and gave him a hug. “My Camilo’s finally in love! I always knew you two were really close but I never expected..that close! Now you two were being safe right because you should always use prote-“ Camilo and you quickly talked over Pepa to try and make her stop talking. Well, this isn’t exactly how you two wanted to tell the family about you two but at least they seem to accept you both :}

Pls it sucks srry 😭

[riotlain]

can you please do the fluff alphabet with either engineer mark or yancy? Could you also maybe do it with a nonbinary afab reader? thanks :]

yipee 😍😍

doing engineer mark for thiss. Reminder im a bit rusting for writing for egos 💀💀

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Honestly he just loves being in your presence. Since most of the time on the ship is just working there isnt alot of free time.

I feel like most of it would just be sitting together talking about everything. I also feel like he draws you in his free time.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves your face. Whenever he gets to see it he beams. Which isnt often bc of your suit but still.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Your right hand man! Will be at your side, unless you dont want him there ofc. I feel like he’d be the best on the ship at calming people down or being a shoulder to cry on.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

On the new world together really! The wormhole has put you guys through so much so getting to the planet would just be amazing.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Very much passive lol

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

He doesnt fight with you much. I think he’s good at communicating his feelings most of the time and is easy to forgive.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Very grateful that youre there! Who else could stop the wormhole?

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

He’s a very honest and upfront guy! Pretty much shares almost everything with you

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You changed alot about him. Honestly he learned to start putting himself first more often.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Yes he does get pretty jealous depending on the person. So he ends up just working twice as hard to get attention from you 💀💀

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Awkward but sweet

He had it planned out and some of the crew even helped him out. It ended up being a quick small kiss. It was very sweet though.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

The entire crew is basically in on it. Some of them bet that he would chicken out. It was a whole thing where it was like an egghunt of sorts. Ending in the main hqs with him confessing to you.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Had to shoo the everyone away when he proposed. Everyone still watched from the doorway tho

The usual on one knee with the ring shit 😻

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Captain, Y/N-ie, Cap, Dear, something really annoying probably

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Down horrendous and its very obvious. He expresses it through actions. Doing every task and chore perfectly.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He probably brags about dating the captain but will literally crumble if you kissed him in public.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Hes very smart when it comes to tech. So if you ever need help with that, hes your guy!!

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

A mix of cliche and creative. Like sure (oragami) flowers, poems, and all that stuff. But also very well put inventions. Just for you!!

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Your #1 Cheerleader!! Its basically canon he is your cheerleader lol

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Life is usually just a routine of tasks and chores on the ship. Ever since the whole wormhole thing he likes to keep a routine.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Very empathetic and caring. Knows you like the back of his glove!

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Incredibly important. Would he give up the ship for you? Well technically no but also yes.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

He knows how to cook! So when you guys live together he cooks breakfast for you alot!!

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Yes incredibly affectionate. His main 2 kinds of affection is physical or acts of service.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Probably contacts you alot whenever youre gone ngl. Unless you tell him specifically not to then you get a few texts every hour

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Ofc he is! If he can make an entire wormhole i think he could do more just for you-

[genshinarchives]

I think this is a thing for me rn because I dont understand it when you say the twst fandom is on fire... like what happened..... I am bamboozeld fr, fr.

Pls show some light for this ignorant stray orca 😻😻 bcs I want to know abt the drama too 🙏

Sincerely, from your beloved one and only

Ara~ 😘😘

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO LIST LMAO THAT'S HOW BAD THE TWST FANDOM HAS GOTTEN. It reached the point where I decided to hold my hands up and take a step back because I follow some blogs who reblog discourse posts, which stresses me out and I've had to unfollow the ones I'm not mutuals with to save my own sanity. Sure I can ignore them, but when they pop up so often on your dashboard it becomes really hard to do so.

Anyway drama food under the cut, I copy pasted a message from one of my friends since they summarised the dramas well

1. Homophobia, racism because of OCs. Male OCs are being targeted. OCs are being called traps.

2. How there should be more male reader content and by the looks of it, they're not happy with gn! (I'm not disagreeing with the fact that there's a lack of male reader content. What I disagree with is forcing and pressuring people to write it. Gn reader exists for a reason.)

3. Anon hate, death threats, asking writers to be professional on Tumblr. TELLING PEOPLE THEY DESERVE THE HATE.

4. Not respecting rules. Sending in req like there's no tomorrow.

5. An anon sending in the same req to various writers which result in discomfort and accusations of intellectual theft.

6. Lack of interactions for some content creators.

7. Ableism. An anon is sending some badly worded requests and the justification they provided was lacking.

8. Passive aggressive remarks pop up in your inbox outta nowhere.

9. People (certain minors) will target you if you're an adult writing for the fandom and call you a red flag and talk about it openly.

10. Calling NSFW writers a pedo for writing about the first and second years. Taking it too far.

11. Creators are being targeted for creating content for themselves. Apparently they should only be mass producing according to popular demand.

12. The inspiration for Diasomnia's uniform. A minor mistranslation led to a huge misunderstanding and people telling Yana Toboso to go to hell.

[suicidalneighborhood]

doing a few of these until i feel sleepy

1. 5'9 and 130-132 lbs / 174cm 60kg (haven't weighed myself in a few days, shld be lower, mayb 59)

2. i'n 174cm (5'8.5) and i love my height. i come from a quite tall country, and either way im striving for the runway model body, which is impossible if i were shorter

3. i try not to keep much thinsp0 on my phone so i don't have my fav rn:/

4. people around me stopping me, getting worried, me getting severe health issues, gaining it back

5. i am 100% doing it for me bc both of my parents started to skinny shame me recently.

6. sometimes, vut very rarely. mainly because i don't actively restrict often, whenever i do seem to lose weight is when my appetite is shitty. i do however have days where i eat like 2000cals, but not in one sitting. that's probably bc im just depriving my body literally always lmao

7. they don't know, i keep acting like the "i didn't notice i lost weight, must be bc of anxiety" bitch, and i will keep it up, if they knew they wld definitely stop me.

8. don't have one. i walk a lot( >10k steps most days) , sometimes cycling or rollerblading.

9. i only have two instances where it was in a positive way😃 my parents started saying im getting chubby in like 2018, now i lost like 14kgs (around 30lbs i think?) and my mom keeps skinny shaming me.

10. right before my ed started i was extremely obsessed w junk food. mainly chocolate and chips and pizza. but the thing is i was literally 12 years old and doing sports 3-4 times a week, so i could afford it calorie wise. i dont know, i think a part of me misses eating two bags of chips for lunch and not thinking twice about it, bc chips are one of my fear foods now. oh and also nkt caring about bodies in general. now i constantly compare myself and feel good if im thinner. i miss looking at bodies through the child's eyes.

11. don't have one

12. it varies, but lately im obsessed with eggs?? (partly because we're fucking broke rn and had no good food🤣), but i eat yogurts, i love fruit, cucumbers, orange juice, croissants, and sometimes my mom's cooking.

13. i dont think i can lose weight in a healthy way at my bmi lol

14. i used to sometimes say 58kg,but now that im one foot in the 50s and i don't have my goal body, I'd say 55 or 56kg but definitely can change

15. im a pescetarian who doesn't like fish. i eat tuna sometimes or other fish if it's a socially pressured setting, but i just consider myself a vegetarian.

16. ik the exact day. november 30th, 2018. i was 13 and in a bad place mentally. it just got worse from there.

17. i dont know?????? i definitely have disordered eating, but i dont think it's an actual disorder. if it was, it would be like ednos or some shite, bc my bmi isn't below 15😻

18. cheesy things. sometimes sweet things.

19.i guess last week? i got fries from hesburger.

20. don't think it's considered a diet but intermittent fasting. i know it's not a weight loss secret, but as someone with anxiety and low appetite, it's so much easier to eat 2 meals instead of the 3 meal 3 snack blasphemy.

21. for tops it's usually small, and pants 38eu, 6 in american sizing. thing is i fit in 36, but the clothes from my favorite stores tend to be tight, like i can get it on but breathing is difficult.

22. unless you count it from when i was still a child, it's now, 59/60kg.

finishing some other time bc im tired