#I DONT CONDOME DOXXING

[averagegrianfan]

Tfw the ship you dislike the most is also the most popular in the fandom💔

[thefandommessenger]

Intro plus headcannonory

hey guyssssss

so um

I think an actual intro post is in order, plus my brain is overflowing like a pool so get your cups and drink up guys it’s some noice info.

Hey! You all can call me Fandom or Drak. Fandom might be confusing though so use at your own risk haha I don’t know what to put here. I noticed a few years ago that I have hyperfixations that switch every once in a while, and those are usually in the form of Fandoms! My current hyperfixation/fandom is the cars universe, specifically the Planes movies yeah idk either DONT DOX ME.

I am majorly an artist, but I am also getting into writing, making songs/soundscapes, and screenwriting for movies. Why can’t I pick one interest damnit.

My preferred pronouns are It/Its but They is fine, my favorite color is yellow and if you want to be specific light desaturated gold, and I really hate spicy food.

Can you tell that I don’t know how to do intro posts yet?

Now the reason that I made this post, random headcannons from Skibidi Toilet! (Allience and ST)

I have a thought and an idea that in the beginning from their creation, Skibidi Toilets are purely machines in a non-literal more stereotypical sense. They are told what to do by higher ups and do it with no questions without any resistance. They are brain dead, their minds being physically restricted from functioning at their full capacity from being transformed into a Skibidi Toilet(Presuming that they were human before, or it’s a bran-new, pure ‘first generation’ Skibidi Toilet because I also headcannon that they reproduce asexually once they reach a certain size and if they have enough resources, and little Skibidi come out through the mouth). However, one Skibidi Toilet somehow unlocked their full potential by having a huge realization and more or less becoming conscious and self-aware. They realized that they didn’t have to follow rules, they didn’t have to be used as a mindless war machine. They unlocked their mental potential, and they begun to act more human. Said Skibidi began to try and push others towards the edge of realization, but quickly realized that the only way a Skibidi Toilet can ‘awake’ is by their own doubts and fears. But the push did help, and soon a whole bunch of Skibidi Toilets were aware of what they were doing. They begun to hate the war and the way their species acted not only to their enemy, but to their own soldiers. They in turn formed the SSF, or the ‘Secret Science Faction’ to act as an weapon to take down the main army from the inside. And who knows, they might even have their own projects to work on in the mean time :}

THATS NOT EVEN WHAT I WANTED TO SAY but the CONTEXT IS NECESSARY.

Alright so the Skibidi Toilets don’t have names in the army, so when they awake, sort if as an act of resistance and personal interests, they choose a name for themselves. And they always name themselves after objects. Like, the most random ass office supplies or playground toys that they can find. They boot up the internet or open a dictionary and flip to a random page, and say “ah, yes. Con-dom. A strong, fine name.” “i don’t think you know what that me-“ “SHSHSHSH. JUST CALL ME CONDOM. It’s perfect.”

Other examples include, but are not limited to(aka the ones I can think up in my head and the ones my Ocs have), Papercut, Card, Dildo, Sky-stitch(they also love to mash up words or make up new ones), Ball, Doorstopper, Keychain, and Garden Hose.

TLDR(don’t blame you); Skibidi Toilets are mindless minions untill they awake themselves with their own fears and become conscious. As an act of defiance, they name themselves after litterally any object ever. iPad, Advertisement, Pillow, etc. Litterally you think of it, they named themselves.

Thankyou for reading, sorry this is so long! Read you eventually :}