#I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

[victusinveritas]

[liketheblackandwhitecat]

Went to get a new tattoo and ended up rehoming a snake - one month later she's settled in nicely!

Originally named Buttercup, Utterly Butterly (or Brenda for short) seems to have settled in really nicely.

She's somewhere between seven and ten years old, a butter corn and a really docile girl.

That said, she's a little tank aggressive but we're working on that and she's a really calm eater - preferring a relaxed feed as opposed to Apeman who snatched his fuzzies straight from the tongs.

I've never really posted on here before, but just look at her adorable face and tell me it shouldn't be shared. 🥰🐍

[existennialmemes]

Honestly, it's your incredulity that I really can't believe. This is clearly not butter. Calm down.

[fretbored34]

PTSD resulting from the trauma: AHHHH BUTTER

[sysmedsaresexist]

[fromkenari]

If you have to ask what the other 3 are... They're margarine, but to some of us, it was deeply ingrained that one of them was butter and one of them was margarine because our parents/guardians were playing head games before they let us go to Richie Rich's house and have the best damn grilled cheese of our lives from a stick of what had to be equal parts heaven and heart disease.

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[maverickricky]

someone please tell me why this is the best thing i've ever made. (mona lisa w/ tim curry's face)

[randomvoices]

A: Did you hear that Cream Cheese got murdered?

B: *gasp* Was it Butter who did it? They've always hated each other.

A: No, the killer was Margarine, apparently!

B:

[Image ID: a box with red edges and a soft yellow side with solid green plants. In the middle of the box it states in blue letters "I can't believe it's not Butter!" End ID]

[retsnomkcor]

One final new song from me to send off 2022

[biokat93]

Still needs some troubleshooting unfortunately but i’m excited for when it comes out nicely because this is one of my fav vines, it’s always in my head

[petricorah]

fully planning on posting full image of this today or tomorrow, but i liked this sokka lineart too much not to post on its own [id in alt]

edit: full drawing here

[wanlingnic]

Happy Stampede Saturday, how are we feeling???

[xariarte]

(x)

[apnourry]

There's a lot more on the back lol