#I CAN'T TELL AND IT'S LOWKEY MESSIN' WITH ME

[radioisntdead]

https://youtu.be/hJC0_W7OEnU?si=ru_MLWjXt2f-ZN_-

Bro I just realized this video reminds me of the vees. vox and velvet 😂

Good evening my dear! I mean this in the nicest way because the video you sent is pretty normal and I can see how it reminds you of the Vee's,

I usually tend to check the accounts [if they're not on anon] that send links beforehand and I can't tell if you're a bot or not??? Because you have low-key suspicious links on your account??

[wisteriaiswriting]

I couldn't tell if matchups were open or not, so please ignore this if they aren't 😖

This is for tf2, dunno if I have to clarify

I'm nonbinary, and I'm okay with any pronouns, but I do like they/them the most

I've been diagnosed with adhd lately, and it puts SO many things into perspective. Such as how, when I was in school, I could finish an entire sheet and then lose it or forget to turn it in. And let me tell ya, adhd rage is real, and I might have more than anybody 😭 I'm lowkey not kidding when I say I got beef with everything

I have two cats that I live dearly and talk to like real children. Kinda. One is a chunky (big, not fat) orange tabby named Murphy like the character from interstellar. His aliases: ginger little bitch or babyboy. I have a slim tortoiseshell cat named Lyra. Her aliases: stupid bitch or babygirl. It changes based on how they're behaving. And I'll scold them lowkey like real people. "We will TUSSLE if you start messin with shit you ain't supposed to just cuz there's a fuckin fan." -literally said this today.

I'm supposed to have curly hair, but idk how to take care of it, and it's that delicate kinda curly, so it's really only ever curly after it dries after a shower. I'm pale with freckles and small moles on my body (I say they make me look like a tortilla)

I like collecting. What specifically? Cds. If I answered you on a deeper level, I'd say whatever scratches my brain when I look at/hear it. For example, I have an iron model of the Eiffel Tower that reaches my hip (I'm 5'2), a skull jar with a rubber stopper, and a black comforter with various mushrooms, plants, and bugs on it. I even have a Bob Ross plushie (along with a mountain of various sized other plushies. I have a dog plushie the same size as me that I named Bennie so I could say "Bennie and the Jets" like the Elton John song.

I'll listen to just about any genre as long as it's a good song, but I can sometimes be picky depending on my mood.

I'm pretty naturally handy. I built a duck box (those things you see standing in the middle of ponds. Basically a birdhouse for ducks) on my own in middle school after being taught how to use the tool, for example. That also kinda carries into art, too. As long as I have references, I can create any pose, and it looks pretty good. Same goes for body types. It's easy for me to mix-match the references I need.

I love singing, and I'm "learning" guitar. I don't actually know any chords or anything, but I've already written a song everybody likes after fuckin up while playing Zombie by the Cranberries. (I used two chords from the song, came up with two others, put it in ¾ time, and alternated between plucking and strumming based on whatever fit the lyrics and vibe)

I can be pretty... well idk the word I'm looking for, so I'll just give you an example of what I mean. My friends and I were on a call trying to figure our gas money and stuff, and they slipped up and told me it would also be used to get them home, so I said "getting YALL home isn't my problem" (they pretty much tried to punk me so they wouldn't have to pay for themselves)

I try to be nice and stuff, but I can get mean when I want to. I'm one of those "your secret is only as safe as you let it be. Don't tell me a secret if you plan to fuck me over in one way or another" types of people. I will not hesitate to put a mf on blast if they actin up.

Also dunno if this matters but I have a subtle southern accent that shows in words like "I", but it gets thick when I'm wound up or angry.

I love love love dogs, but I have a fear of them. I'll be death gripping someone's hand, doesn't matter who, if I hear a dog bark but can't see a dog. Even more so if I CAN see it. Dogs usually like me, though. I remember one Doberman who laid on my foot to get attention and pawed at me while I was chatting with her owners (ik it doesn't sound like a big deal, but the owners were like SUPER surprised)

I'm usually chill, but I can become extremely energetic at times. If I get excited about something, I won't be able to resist talking about it, or I won't sit still or something of that tune. I usually don't get to be the loud type of excited unless I'm amazed about something, and even then, it's usually only for a few words to express said amazement.

I'm usually quiet. I often have to repeat myself. But don't let that fool you. I can easily be louder than Soldier himself if I want to. I just don't like to.

I like to info dump about things I make to anyone who will listen. Things like the dystopian book I'm writing, my ocs who live in a world where one of them is kinda possessed by their friend and the other is a former angel being hunted by angels and they both join a voluntary hunger games-esque game show that doesn't require violence but it does allow it (the winning team gets a wish for each player on the team), and really just any of my ocs and stories and songs n stuff.

Uhhhhh I'm an intp according to the last time I took the test. I'm pretty introspective, for better or worse.

I can be creative in ways I probably shouldn't be. Like, I can come up with torture methods on the fly. I'll do it right now. Strapping someone down and having something hold their eyes open and let them dry out, only adding moisture right before the point of losing vision. Locking them in a room with their hands tied up in a way where they can't use them, even behind their back, and hiding a key and some false keys somewhere in a pile of fiberglass insulation and hair-thin needles, and they have to eat their way through it to find the right key and get out.

Anywayyyyy, moving on from the darkish stuff, I like to freak people out with my "party trick." Basically, I can put my arm behind my head, parallel to the ground. Like. My upper arm. Not my forearm.

I like to have fun, like anyone would, but I can sometimes act "motherly" (or so I'm told) when others get too wreckless. i.e. "don't do that, you'll hurt yourself," "Be CAREFULLLL," and other stuff like that.

Contradictory to popular belief, I'm a complete stoner. Once upon a time, I outsmoked someone who tends to smoke all day every day. I partially like smoking simply because things seem more goofy and partially cuz it helps with my anger. I personally think I'm more fun and outgoing when I smoke. I have one hell of a tolerance, so I really gotta puff to get a nice head high.

Sometimes, I can get really meek around people. Like, if someone I care about is mad at me, I act like a kicked puppy and go almost completely nonverbal. I like giving people things as well, but I do that whole "it's okay if you don't like it, it just made me think of you, (etc.)" spiel cuz I ain't got confidence at the worst of times.

Speaking of, I have a pretty low self-esteem. I don't always let it show, but I suspect it still slips through subconsciously. I don't think I'm a good person, and I don't exactly like my body either. Like, I way less than 100 pounds. People are not exaggerating when they say I way 100 pounds soaking wet. I don't like that. You can literally see my heartbeat if I sit still, and you can see my ribs INDIVIDUALLY if I take a deep breath and stretch. I want to put on weight and start going to the gym so I'm strong n stuff but I can't exactly do that right now. Even if I DID put on weight, I'd still be insecure. From MY PERSONAL experience, "body positivity" is only a thing when someone is 160+ pounds. And here I thought the point of the movement was for EVERYONE to be happy in their body, not just bigger people. Maybe it was just the area I was in or what the algorithms thought I was or something, but I'm still not happy being skinny. I wanna be strong with a bit of squish, but I don't have enough motivation or anything to do that 😞

But God forbid anyone else be insecure. I'll be on that "YOU'S A GOD/GODDESS, HOE. DON'T LET THEM DULL YOUR SPARKLE. LOOK IN THAT MIRROR EVERY MOTHAFUCKIN DAY AND REPEAT THE WORDS I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP LOVIN YOU, BIIITCH" type shit. But fr, I will not sit idly by if someone I care about is insecure about ANYTHING. Around me, they ain't gotta worry about size, shape, abilities, "flaws," quirks, or other.

I can be very opinionated on certain topics. For example, I'm a firm believer all pdf files and 🍇ists should be forced to become eunuchs. Or get gender reassignment surgery to be a Ken doll (or Barbie doll, whichever is more accurate for each person). They won't even have a hole to pee out of, so they can have fun dying from infection. Honestly, I personally think people who only fantasize about it are almost toppling over that line, so they should have to go through intense interrogation and trials to decide whether they're safe or not.

This is probably long enough as it is, so I'll just leave it here

If you respond to this, thank you kindly

Whether or not you respond to this, have a good day/night :]

I match you with...

Engineer!

Loves seeing whatever collections you have, if you let him borrow any chs he’ll take care of them, brings them back as if he never had them.

Dell isn’t picky when it comes to music, so he’ll listen to whatever you choose.

Appreciates someone who is pretty handy, if you still want to build something then he’s your man. Just ask and he’ll teach you whatever you want.

Please sing whenever he plays his guitar, he somehow falls even harder in love. Mention learning the guitar once and he is taking as much time as you mean to teach you what you need and want to know.

While he loves helping others out he also takes no shit from someone trying to cross him, so he’s glad that you can recognize it and not fall into their trap. Always there if you don’t notice it but it’s nice to know he won’t need to hover constantly.

He’s the same with secrets, respects the person's wishes but one or two might slip when talking to you, so now they have to watch you for you both.

Always listens to everything you say and stores it in his mind, it might not seem like he’s listening at times but rest assured, he is. Out of nowhere he’ll bring your oc’s and story up and ask questions.

Is always freaked out by some of your ideas, not saying he won’t listen, so he’ll gently guide you toward Medic with all that talk.

Doesn’t really mind that you’re a smoker, he’ll keep a window or door open and keep an eye on you just to make sure that you stay safe. Won’t join you if you ask or offer.

He’s more than willing to speak for you if needed, if you want to talk he’ll encourage you to do so but takes over whenever you want. When you give him something he will not let you take it back, he loves everything you give him. Always surprised when you become loud, god forbid you get Soldier going or he got you going.

Engi - 7

Scout - 6

Medic - 5

Sniper - 4

Spy - 3

Saxton - 2

Heavy - 1