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#captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#I CAN'T FUCKING DO THS.#HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS IN THE MOVIE#dude#dude.#DUDE. DUUUUDE.#OH MY FUCKING GOD
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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Idk who needs to hear this but time and time again isn't over!!!
Webtoon removed the "time and time again will return!!!" Banner and I don't know why, but it's not over!!! There's still another 1/3 of the comic to go! There's a lot more stuff that I'm working on and it'll be coming back soon!
Please be patient with me, I know it's been a long time... But the stuff I'm making is really good and there's a lot of reasons it's taken this long. I promise I want it back more than anyone.
I'm trying to come back around the end of October. I'm doing my best to get everything ready in time, so no promises, but I'm on track to do so! I'm just one person writing and drawing everything, and my editor was fired so I'm not even getting any notes anymore. It's literally just me. I'm doing my best I promise!
#im so frustrated that banner has been gone#and people think the comic is over because of that#which is reasonable to think#but it... idk#its already an uphill battle to try snd retain audience after a hiatus this long#let alone when webtoon is actively building thr expectation that theres no need to come back...#im so frustrated#every day there is something new with them its so exhausting#this isnt even the thing I've been majorly stressed about this is a fresh new frustration#i feel like they're not just being unhelpful#at this point i feel like theyre actively sabotaging my career.#im not allowed to promote my books#i can't make my links too big so no one can find me#people dont even know i have a patreon#i can't make any announcements on the comic#and now people think th whole thing is over and it isnt!#im so ;_;#im so frustrated and demoralized#and people complete reasonably are losing patience and interest#and. ah... it's fine. like genuinely it is fine.#it will come back soon and i am doing a good job#and everyone who sees it's back will be happy with what ive done#cause it's good. its really good...#but. yeah. idk. webtoon has been actively keeping me down since the beginning and im so over them#I've been so mistreated aysudjejjdjdjdj#i just want to finish the series and go ;_;#taking all my power to not **** ******#just gotta power through and get the fuck out#text post#update
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Very futuristic 👍
#disco elysium#klaasje amandou#ruby the instigator#me before finishing DE: oh man the butch with the red hair looks so cool. I can't wait to meet her#me after DE: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wyat tyhe fuvk#there is not nearly enough art of them#its a sketch bc im tired but I should do more studies#ah fuvk I forgot to give ruby tatoos#th...ey wanted to run off together..... AUGH
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I am so tired of game companies forgetting that console players exist.
Make your font sizes able to be read by someone sitting more than two feet away from the screen.
#greedfall was on sale so I thought why not#well now I know why not#the tutorial is unreadable#like literally fuck this game I'm not sitting with my nose pressed to my television#I mean I can't do that anyway because of how the room is arranged#greedfall#pathfinder#dragon age#just calling out some recent games that have pissed me off with this#I gave up on pathfinder entirely#veilguard was actually readable for th emost part but DAI was NOT those war table missions were invisible
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Drunk!Law who, anytime he uses his powers, somehow "accidentally" ends up with a lap full of Zoro.
#that's all#that's the whole post#one piece#roronoa zoro#trafalgar d. water law#trafalgar law#zolaw#law x zoro#Drunk Law is all “let me get the sake so no one has to get up. Rooom! shambles! th- Zoro-ya!”#“What are you doing here? in my lap? which is definitely not something I was secretly thinking about”#After a whole 48 hours of wano celebration Zoro is just used to it#“Sure thing Torao look I was just getting a nap in so Imma just gonna go back to sleep but I'll stay here so you stop dragging me here”#Oh fuck#Now Law is stuck with a sleepy Zoro-ya curled up against his chest#napping in his lap#and he can't move without disturbing him (also his whole face is pink)#alright Captain#they'll just leave the two of you here then#*snicker in Heart Pirate mischief*#the zolaw au nobody asked for
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I swear to god if I see one more person reducing Lute's character to "Adam dickrider/girlfriend/best friend/etc" I'll go insane like do you guys understand what you're doing
#Sobek rants#I love lute&Adam's dynamic (platonically) genuinely but CMON GUYS#She's more than that okay??? Do you not understand the implications of making her whole character revolve around one man???#Yes he is important to her but she's still a person outside of her relationship with him! Her only trait isn't “loyal to adam”!!#She's a bitch (pos)! She's secretly a loser! She loves looking down on others to prop herself up! She's stubborn as fuck! She's impulsive#But can still be patient if the situation calls for it! She's a bloodthirsty maniac! She's ruthless! She's vengeful! She's not afraid to#Speak her mind! She clearly cares about others around her to some degree! And.Yes. She's loyal towards Adam to a fault. But that's not her#Entire fucking character! She's more than that and people need to acknowledge that. I think this is partially why I hate guitarspear (my#Dadam headcannon aside). I feel like most guitarspear shit I've seen reduces her to “Adam's third wife” “Adam's gf” etc etc#And this is probably why I prefer Emilute tbh- like ik it's a crackship but I feel like the contrast between them could bring out Lute's#Other traits and have her exist outside of Adam. Which is something the fandom refuses to let her do apparently#And again I get it! They're a package deal! An iconic duo! But if you can write Adam outside of his relationship with Lute you should do th#Same to her. I can't believe I have to say this!#I could go on for hours but I think I yapped too much.#Hazbin Hotel#◇angsty teen with a spear◇
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our flag means death S2E3: the innkeeper
#our flag means death#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#shrimp gifs#it was just a very pretty scene i think#i'm laughing because i played around with curves -- as you do -- but then i had to manually bring the brightness down and make everything#more blue again because it's just better that way lol#god i'm having... so many little marbles bouncing around my head like#this post is already tagged with all the spoiler tags i think i can talk in here#the way it started i had No Inkling At All that this would be this kind of setting. so i didn't pay attention to the surroundings or all th#stuff. hell i could barely hear what they're saying because all my fancy schmancy english skills fall apart in the face of your normal soun#mixing. I MISSED THAT IZ AND ED SAID “LOVE” LIKE HELLO#but. but anyway. but. but once it was revealed that This Is All In Ed's Head. that hornigold is ed and everything is ed. man. god.#it's cold and wet and dark (ed likes warmth). ed was washed up on the shore with his face full of sand but THEN he got rescued by someone#who he hated and associated with all the pain and violence AND who then force-fed him soup so he could get better. who had pretty pieces of#glass hanging from his tent (there's no sun but the decoration itself is a promise of a pretty sighs when the rays of the sun hit#just right--) AND you can't forget the sandals. and the play-acting and aoughhhh EEEDDDDDDDD god he's so good HE'S SO GOOD#i dont think i should touch the delightful revenge scenes because they're dark as fuck and idk if the files i have are hq enough#to survive the becurvening. BUT. ed my love!!! i hope this is not where your insanities end
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#the twitter girlies are mad that people are pointing out that a huge aspect of armand/lestat is that lestat looks like marius#'reducing armand's relationship to lestat like that is an injustice to his character' is it though??#because it's true#not only do lestat and marius look alike#but they exude the specific kind of energy that has heads turning that has people wanting to listen to them that has people listening to th#*them#and lestat getting armand out of the children of darkness cult#(even if he didn't actually give a fuck about getting armand specifically out)#is completely reminiscent to armand of marius 'rescuing' him from the brothels#and teaching him philosophies of life and how to live and introducing him to purpose and meaning#the difference is that marius wanted armand and had him#and lestat clocks armand so fast and is like 'absolutely not'#and not only absolutely not but acknowledges that whatever darkness resides in armand would kill lestat with its horror and depth#and this is why i can't take anyone seriously#people comparing louis to marius (not remotely similar in ANY aspect)#people that think armand's love for lestat isn't more of a trauma response than anything else#and frankly this is why i do not believe whatsoever that armand and lestat hooked up in the show world#because lestat will not would not could not#and that's a huge part of lestat's character tbh#and a huge thing that DOES separate him from marius
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jonathan's thing about taking a picture of someone and seeing the real them going hand in hand with will's thing about painting the people he loves in such a way that it depicts exactly who they are even if they can't see it............ byers brothers, the characters that you are.....
#tearing my hair out peeling the yellow wallpaper talking to myself in the mirror bro i can't take this anymore i can't do this I CAN'T DO TH#EVEN THEIR HOBBIES AND PASSIONS ARE ONE IN THE SAME ALMOST.................. JONATHAN TAKES THE PICTURE AND WILL MAKES THE PICTURE#KILLING!!!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!! SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jonwill#jonathan byers#will byers#mine
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Twst: sends a notif me: SWEATS FUCKING OCEANS
#//listen i'm so fucking nervous for fellow#//if the jp app store account doesn't allow me to buy gems my life it's OVER#//and i can't do it until the 6'th#//that is still early september right ???? the banner will not be gone by now right#//ok ok let's calm down#//anyway#//saw he is out in the world already#//his ad is in tokyo station already#//aaah#//delete later
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Making Solas stand there and watch and say NOTHING while Dirennen's ghost warns Revallen about the Dread Wolf dogging his steps JUST so I can make Revallen laugh in Solas's face at the trespasser reveal
#revallen lavellan#dirennen sadly: i would give you the old blessing as we part my son but the dread wolf already has your scent and stalks your path#solas: (mouthing YOU SHUT YOUR DEAD FUCKING MOUTH over Revallen's shoulder)#revallen: what do you mean father#dirennen: ...I cannot say; I only hope that Fen'Harel's bite is not as harsh as the stories say. farewell - walk with wisdom and pride#[dirennen disappears]#solas: ahaha man that was weird. ghosts and their metaphors am i right. surely that meant nothing#solas two years later: I am Fen'Harel#revallen: you#revallen (suddenly remembering): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA#solas: th. at is not the reaction I anticipated#revallen: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DEAD DAD SAID THAT RIGHT TO YOUR FACE HAAAHAHAHAHA HOW MUCH DID YOU WANT TO SHUT HIM UP#solas: are you quite done
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something about seeing a character with your pronouns and being so excited about it because they're hard to come by, but then you suddenly feel every good feeling stripped away from you the moment you go online and see said character getting he/him'd (or in rare cases, she/her'd)
#goosey rambles#I'm temoted to tag this as persona 5 tactica because this ks about salmael but#oughhh. it just. the moment it showed up on screen and th. it/its i was like. Woah it's like me fr#do you get me#i wouldn't even be that mad if people they/them'd it instead because at least those pronoins sre gender neutral#if i see someone make the dehumanizing argument i will just .#IT'S A FUCKING GOD!!! IT'S NOT HUMAN IT'S BEYOND HUMAN!! YOU CAN'T DEHUMANIZE IT IT'S NOT EVEN HUMAN#I'm dying#2am thoughts. may delete in the morn gootdnight
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Godddddd. Wei Wuxian my Wei Wuxian can you let people love you. For your sake and theirs!!!!
#I adore WWX so much and so do!!! People in her life!!! And she just cannot get that through her head#To th point that it hurts people!!!! Ppl ask her if she's OK and she basically tells them to fuck off!!!!#Her brother worries about her actively reaches out 2 her and she tells him *no*#Bc she sees herself as both more disposable and more capable#Amd in the context of especially their relationship where suich a defining part of YMSJ is how WWX is CONSTANTLY#more capable than JC and outperforming him @ everything and reaping the results of that#It sucks soooo bad . WWX YOU ARE NOT HELPINGGGGGG.#EARTH TO WEI WUXIAN! YOUR LITTLE BROTHER WANTS TO CONNECT WITH YOU AND YOU'RE NOT LETTING HIIIIM! WEI WUXIAAAAAN!!#WEI WUXIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! OH GOD SHE HAS AIRPODS IN. SHE CAN'T HEAR US
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#panic attacks leave me feeling like shit for the rest of the day and that seems illegal#what do you mean i go through th worst feelings ever for a number of minutes and when it ends i still feel like absolute shit#the embarrassment of being seen as you lose all control of your body and emotions#and then your brain staying foggy and shitty all day#panic attacks should be a one time thing#i hate them!#kdfhgdfg#i was researching phsychiatrist yesterday because every day it's getting harder to deal with my brain hating me#but boy oh boy are they expensive!!! mental health doctors are never covered by my health inssurance and they're one of the most expensive#types of doctors out there and you can't just go once. it's a long term thing#so i very much doubt i'll be able to afford it#specially because my stupid work is not regular so maybe i can afford like 2 sessions and then never again for like 4 months...#i hate this so fucking much#and it's sort of a vicious cycle because i can't pay for therapy because i don't have regular work#and i can't find regular work because my anxiety paralyzes me most of the time...#but it's fine... could be worse#we still can afford food and pay for services so it's fine#i just wish my entire wasn't in other people's hands you know?#the people ruining this country the people who politely say ''thanks but you're not a good fit for our team'' etc etc#angel talks#personal#please ignore this post it's actually fine. i'm fine and not in danger of doing something stupid or whatever#it's all fine i'm just venting cause as i said my brain is foggy and putting things out there helps a bit
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there's a ffic in my head. oouuuag. its Cookin
#domestic little character study of The Bg3 Gang after the everything. in this specific playthrough#tav. grieving karlach and also devastated that astarion can't be out in the sun anymore#more than anything i love Aftermath fics. like who are you once the danger passes#the good and bad things that happen to people when they're no longer constantly in survival mode#it takes a lot longer to actually feel safe. and tavelle has been spearheading this group and still feels so responsible for them#takes her a long time to adjust to not being able to have tabs on anyone and she is SO fucked up about karlach#who tf is astarion when he's de-tadpoled and still spawn. he got to be out in th e sun but not anymore. that's sooo sad#tav can and will trawl thru every enchanter store on the planet until she finds someone who can make like a#sunlight protected item for him#very important for this fic that a) astarion doesn't know that that's what she's up to and#b) is worried about her bc she is clearly up to something and it's also like. visibly upsetting her and#c) when she does finally come up with something she crashes into the room to the degree that he thinks she's being chased or some shit#also this tav is 100% not going to stop adventuring for better or for worse. by adventuring i mean. mercenary work#she's throwing herself into fights still. bc she doesn't know what to do with herself And Specifically to rack up enough money to get#that sun shield thing for astarion#and he will have Words for her abt that#also have an extremely silly idea about the enchanter. very obvious silly idea abt who it is. im gonna name him.. tumas pol
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