#I BLESS YOU GUYS WITH THE POWER OF THE SAFETY KITTY

[thefanficmonster]

Corpse Husband Masterlist

⨀ - Angst  

* - Fluff

💝 - Valentine’s Day Special

1. Nervous *

2. Unlucky *

3. Falling Faceless *

4. You Call It A Mess, We Call It Baking *

5. Switchblade ⨀

6. Caring *

7. Lucky Me (Sequel to ‘Unlucky’) *

8. Power Couple *

9. Love For The Faceless *

10. Inky Memories ⨀ *

11. Just Two Sad Roommates ⨀ *

12. What’s It To You? ⨀ *

13. Tell Me It’s Not Too Late (Sequel to ‘Switchblade’) ⨀ *

14. An Impostor In Love (Sequel for ‘Love For The Faceless’) *

15. Unconditionally. Completely. Infinitely. *

16. Corpse’s Girl ⨀ *

17. When The World’s Unsteady *

18. There Are Two Cat Girls And One Impostor Among Us *

19. Broken Bottles And Broken Hearts ⨀

20. The Same Amount Of Fragile ⨀ *

21. I’m Gushing Aren’t I? *

22. Stole The Show *

23. Let Them Talk * ⨀

24. Peace Was Never An Option *

25. Miss You ⨀

26. The Cursed Tape (Experience ⨀)

27. The Pining Game *

28. Always Got Your Back *

29. A Little Childish *

30. Priorities *

31. I’m Right Here ⨀ *

32. Keep Your Eyes On Me ⨀ *

33. The Ruins We Call Homes ⨀

34. The Angelic Impostor *

35. Doodles *

36. The Audacity! (Sequel to ‘The Angelic Impostor’) *

37. Intimidating *

38. The Voice Of A Broken Heart ⨀

39. Stalker Alert *

40. Not Cool *

41. The Cliché Of All Clichés (Sequel to ‘Broken Bottles And Broken Hearts’) *

42. Locked In My Heart  ⨀

43. Perfect Plans * ⨀

44. Timid * ⨀

45. Lap Snuggles *

46. Dynamic Duo *

47. What You Fail To See ⨀ *

48. A Voice To Simp For *

49. Life Support *

50. Never Satisfied [Teaser] (Collab)

51. The Pain We Share ⨀ *

52. Thin Walls *

53. Silver Lining ⨀ *

54. Best Accidents *

55. Rap My Heart To Pieces *

56. #ONLYSIMPS (Sequel to ‘I’m Gushing Aren’t I?’) *

57. The Gloom’s Sunshine *

58. One Decision At A Time *

59. Duet Of Love (Sequel to: ‘One Decision At A Time’) *

60. Steal My Girl *

61. We Have Us * ⨀

62. Tattoos Together *

63. Fooled Me *

64. Lie Detector *

65. Never Satisfied [Chapter 2] (Collab)

66. Faces In Hiding  * ⨀

67. An Impostor Of My Word *

68. Smack Talk *

69. Hold My Earrings *

70. Champagne Problems ⨀

71. Wishful Thinking (Sequel to: ‘Intimidating’) *

72. A Hit On You (Assassin AU) *

73. Don’t Stand A Chance *

74. Flawless 💝 * ⨀

75. If Life Was A Movie 💝 *

76. So It’s A Yes? 💝 *

77. Brother’s Blessing 💝 * 

78. I’ll Drink To That *

79. Wouldn’t Be You *

80. Heart Eyes *

81. Laugh, I Dare You *

82. Highlight *

83. Worrier *

84. Stories In Songs *

85. Never Satisfied [Chapter 3] (Collab)

86. Over Walls And Fences *

87. Lie To Me (Sequel to: ‘Locked In My Heart’) ⨀ *

88. Friendly Fire *

89. A Little Jealousy *

90. In The Arms Of A Stranger *

91. Devilish *

92. Experimenting *

93. Cat Ears *

94. In Too Deep ⨀

95. Safety Blanket *

96. Doubtful * ⨀

97. My Menace *

98. It’s A Ship *

99. Ma Chérie *

100. Hung Up ⨀

101. Kitty’s Got Claws *

102. Hoodie Hogger *

103. Morning Smiles *

104. Badass Nonetheless *

105. Swear Or Die *

106. Ever The Optimist *

107. Not So Tough *

108. Five Hundred Miles ⨀

109. Grudges *

110. Thigh Guy *

111. Cat Bond *

112. The F Word *

113. Opinionated *

114. Never Without You ⨀

115. Hopeless Case *

116. Repeating History *

117. Weirdo *

118. Rough Days *

119. Tearstained Pillows ⨀

120. What’s Not To Like? *

121. Safe Embrace ⨀

122. A Little Bit Of Honesty ⨀

123. Blind World ⨀ *

124. A Pinch Of Effort *

125. And They Were Roommates *

126. Midnight Coffee *

127. Once Burnt ⨀ *

128. Never Satisfied [Chapter 4] (Collab)

129. No Hard Feelings *

130. Urban Legend *

131. Trouble *

132. No One’s Gotta Know *

133. Chaotic *

134. Tightrope *

135. Stealer, Schemer *

136. Helping Hand ⨀ * (Whole gang, platonic fic)

137. Exile (Sequel to: ‘Champagne Problems’) ⨀

138. Tripped Up (ft. Sykkuno) * ⨀

139. Double Trouble *

140. Saving Melody *

141. Movie Moment *

142. Good Aim (Sequel to: ‘A Hit On You’) *

143. Under Pressure *

144. Needy *

145. Superhero *

146. Rumors *

147. Corpse x Disabled!Reader Headcanons *

148. When Two Worlds Collide *

149. Darling *

150. Live A Little *

151. Never Satisfied [Chapter 5 - Filler Chapter with MASSIVE TW] (Collab)

152. Photographer *

153. Impulsive *

154. Proper Delinquents *

155. A Natural *

156. Real Smooth *

157. Convenient *

158. Ruining Lives *

159. Dream On *

160 Selective Hugger *

161. Gloomy Day * ⨀

162. I Like Your Friend *

163. No Telling 

164. Give You Hell *

165. Trust me, I know *

166. Never Forget *

167. Vibe Check *

168. Views And Likes * 

169. Schooled *

170. Simping Amplified *

171. It’s Only Fair *

172. Light And Dark *

173. Sleepless Nights *

174. Filterless ⨀ *

175. Take That! * ⨀

176. Make It Loud *

177. Private Investigator *

178. Oddities *

179. When You Put It Like That *

180. Never Satisfied [Chapter 6] (Collab)

181. Cheesy Route *

182. Breathing In (Sequel to: ‘In Too Deep’) ⨀ *

183. Faux Innocence *

184. Vampire Girls *

185. Corpse x Witchy!Reader Headcanons *

186. Caught Red-handed *

187. Friend Snatcher *

188. My Kind *

189. Corpse Infested *

190. Fireproof ⨀ *

191. Never Satisfied [Chapter 7] (Collab)

192. Few Too Many *

193. The Five Scares (And one revenge) *

194. A Relaxing Bath with Corpse (Headcanons) *

195. Beyond The Darkness ⨀ *

196. Know No Better *

197. Phone Call Anxiety *

198. Infatuation *

199. Oh Crap *

200. Begone *

201. Rough Road ⨀ *

202. Strictly Professional *

203. Bouquet *

204. Never Satisfied [Chapter 8] (Collab)

205. Hidden Powers * & slight ⨀

206. Drained *

207.  Matured *

208. Pressing Issues *

209. Just Another One (Sequel to: ‘A Little Bit Of Honesty’) ⨀

210. Stranger In The Crowd *

211. Corpse x Reader with a service dog (Headcanons) *

212. Chaos Magnet *

213. Never Satisfied [Chapter 9] (Collab)

214. All The Colors *

215. Much Cooler *

216. Trending *

217. Perspective *

218. Caricature *

219. Show And Tell *

220. Bumpy Road  ⨀ *

221. Interesting Encounters *

222. Sympathy *

223. Noodles *

224. Better Best Friend *

225. The Harshest ‘No’ *

226. Five Stars *

227. No Changing *⨀

228. Ain’t Over (It) *

229. Red Eyes *

230. A Good Time *

231. Falling *

232. Caution *

233. Tiny Angry Thing *

234. Cheesy Liners *

235. Graphic Novel *

236. Manual *

237. Daisy *

238. Meeting the Fam *

239. Worth the Wait *⨀

240. Always Here *⨀

241. The Power of a Mistletoe *

242. Lovely *

243. Purpose *

244. New Year’s Changes (Sequel to:’A Little Childish’) *

245. Comfort Angels *

246. Holy Crap! *

247. Don’t Play Him *

248. Sweat Jar *

249. Quite the Scare ⨀*

250. Long Shifts *

251. Grey Area *

252. Change of Heart *

253. Curious or Serious *

254. Corpse x S/O who wears floral fishnets (Headcanons) *

255. Something Permanent *

256. Friend Appreciation Day *

257. Demonic *

258. You Look Happier ⨀

259. Stuck ⨀ *

260. Details *

261. Screw ‘em *

262. Stress Reliever *

263. Real One ⨀ *

264. Game of Survival *

265. Treat You Better ⨀

266. We’ll be OK ⨀ *

267. The Doll *

268. Opposites Attract (Headcanons) *

269. Nothing Much *

270. Hey You *

271. Sunshine Protectors *

272. Corpse Dad *

273. Sweet Escape *

274. Trip Down Memory Lane *

275. Last Gift *

276. Corpse x Reader with OnlyFans *

277. Undercover *

278. All or Nothing *

279. Are, Were ⨀ *

280. Best of Both Worlds *

281. Bedhead *

[amuletrebel]

Bring May Flowers (Ch. 20)

AO3 Link / FF.net Link

Prompt: “I thought I lost you.”

The next day proved to be…odd. There was a weird feeling in the pit of his stomach. It was rare for those feelings to arise, but Adrien learned to trust his gut, especially during his time as a superhero. He was proven correct when the building began to shake at random intervals. At first, everyone suspected it to be a rare earthquake. However, the akuma alert went off. Miss Bustier helped evacuate the students off the premise so they could get to safety, or at least a place where the ground wasn’t shaking.

Adrien stayed behind to transform. As soon as neon green light engulfed him and the indestructible black suit covered his body, his sensitive hearing picked up a familiar shriek. Marinette! Chat jumped to higher ground to search. His heart leapt in his throat when he finally spotted his pigtailed love, trying desperately to pull her foot free from a crack in the ground. Just overhead, an akuma proclaiming himself to be “Quaker” was cackling and pointing his scepter to the ground, the ray emitting from the object causing the ground to break open. Chat looked on in pure fear as he saw a rapidly growing crack make its way toward Marinette, threatening to swallow her whole.

It was instinct to leap toward her. “Marinette!” he shouted, reaching out to her. He didn’t have enough time judging by the crack’s acceleration. So, he followed his impulses in that moment. Chat grabbed Marinette, pulling her foot out, and tossed her to safety. However, even with his agility, he wasn’t fast enough to save himself. The ground opened up beneath him, causing his body to plummet to the depths.

“CHAT NOIR!” he heard Marinette’s voice cry out in terror before all he could see was darkness.

The pigtailed girl scrambled to the huge gap in the earth, ignoring the pain in her ankle from suddenly being pulled out of its containment. Her bluebell eyes were wide with fear. She desperately called out his name down into the abyss. But she received no answer. No… He can’t be… Tears trailed down her cheeks as her body shook with despair. Marinette wrapped her arms around herself and wailed. Tikki, still in hiding, patted the back of Marinette’s neck sympathetically. The blunette suddenly stood up and aggressively wiped her tears away. Crying wouldn’t bring Chat back. She just hoped her Miraculous Ladybug would, clinging to desperate hope that the one she loved was still alive down them.

A fire filled Marinette’s eyes as she ran to hide. “Tikki, spots on!”

Ladybug leapt up into the air and knocked Quaker right out of the sky. The rage bubbling inside her overtook her senses. But in a way, it made her stronger. She would avenge Chat, dead or not. She through her yoyo at Quaker, taking hold of the scepter. He gripped it tight and tried to pull it out of Ladybug’s hold. But he wasn’t strong enough and it slipped from his grasp. The spotted hero caught it in a tight grip and broke over her knee. But no akuma flew out. She figured as much. At least his main defenses were down. The playing field was a little more even now. At least no other civilians could get hurt.

Just before Quaker could attack her, a silver object conked him on the head, leaving him dazing. Ladybug gasped as her eyes followed the object, an overwhelming amount of relief taking her. There, atop the building, was Chat Noir, standing tall and proud. Was…was he okay?

“Sorry I’m late, milady,” the black-clad hero greeted with a smirk. Then he looked to Quaker. “I kinda took this guy’s powers for granite. But I’m back on my feet now.”

Her expression went flat. Yup. He was fine. “Good to see you, kitty,” the spotted hero greeted back. “Let’s take him down.”

Their movements were in perfect sync as they attacked, leading him away from the concrete street and to the park. Chat used his Cataclysm to burst open a nearby fire hydrant, which softened the ground enough to make Quaker lose his balance. Ladybug used her Lucky Charm, a watering can, to add extra moisture to the mud around Quaker, essentially making it like quicksand and trapping him in the ground. Ladybug yanked the tool belt from around his waist and tore it, releasing the akuma. After the akuma was purified and Miraculous Ladybug reverted the damage, the heroine choked back her tears as she held out fist. After all, Marinette (and Marinette alone) was the one to see Chat fall, not Ladybug. So it would be suspicious for Ladybug to be concerned.

“Pound it!” the said in unison, completing their routine fist bump.

“Gotta go!” Ladybug quickly said and swung off before Chat could get a word in.

Chat was partially confused, but knowing what he knew, he wasn’t completely surprised. He fell into that gaping hole right in front of Marinette. But since she didn’t know that he knew her identity, he figured she thought he would be suspicious if Ladybug showed too much concern for Chat by asking how he survived the fall. Honestly, he just got lucky. After getting over the shock, he extended his baton to catch himself between the hole’s walls. He had more time to concentrate as he bounced himself off the walls and back up to the surface.

The hero was broken out of his musings when a familiar voice called out to him. Chat only had time to blink before a warm body collided with him, almost knocking him off his feet. The dark hair in pigtails he was able to see only confirmed his belief that it was Marinette. He took a quick glance around the area to make sure no one was around. Lucky for him, he had moved himself to a secluded area; a hiding place if you will. The sound of sniffles caused his green cat eyes to dart to his lady love. Chat scooped her up in a comforting embrace, soothingly rubbing her back as her hiccups and broken slowly became less frequent.

“I was so scared!” Marinette sobbed, her hands tightly gripping the back of his suit, tear tracks staining her face. “I thought you…you…” Her cries resumed as she buried her face in his chest. “Promise me… Promise me you won’t do that again…”

“What, Princess? Save you?”

He felt Marinette shake her head. “Don’t make me think I lost you. I honestly thought you left me…”

“Shhh,” Chat softly hushed her, “I’m here now, Princess.” He couldn’t stand seeing her in this much pain, especially because of him.

“But you almost weren’t!” the blunette suddenly shouted, looking up at him with tear-filled eyes. “You risked your life to save mine!”

“And I’d do it again,” he simply retorted, the seriousness in his gaze holding firm.

“You didn’t have to! I wasn’t worth the risk! You have Ladybug to back you up and—” “But you are Ladybug.” Chat’s eyes widened and he suddenly slapped his gloved hand over his mouth. Did he really just…? Marinette’s expression shifted to shock as she looked him straight in the eye. All she whispered was, “W-what did you say…?”

Edit: I wanted to originally dedicate this to @australet789 and her amazing Marichat artwork that always helps me feel inspired whenever I write these fics. So thank you, you beautiful soul. I hope you continue blessing this world with your talent.

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[claire-bear-and-friends-blog]

Miraculous Ladybug Version of CAH

Black Cards

v  Ladybug’s suit is made of (              ).

v  Plot twist! The real villain of the show is (              ).

v  Who is Chat Noir’s greatest admirer?

v  I got arrested by Robocop for (             ).

v  What is the function of Chat Noir’s bell?

v  I’m Marinette, just a normal (             ), with normal (            ).

v  Chloe could only stare when she saw (              ).

v  What item of mine would an Akuma possess?

v  Where was Ladybug keeping that textbook?

v  Coming up in Season 2: (              )!

v  (             )? What am I supposed to do with this?!

v  Jagged Stone’s new hit single (          ), is about            .

v  Adrien’s go to excuse is “I had to (              )”.

v  Adrien and Nino aren’t (           ), they’re just (            ).

v  In an unexpected twist Hawkmoth is revealed to be (           ).

v  Marinette and Alya gave each other matching stares. Why?

v  The real reason Marinette doesn’t like Chat ‘like that’ is because (             ).

v  Ladybug’s Lucky Charm has produced (            ).

v  Kim dared Alix to (           ).

v  (            ): The no.1 reason people are Akumatised.

v  Adrien falsely believes that (             ), is Ladybug.

v  Jackady should have hypnotised (            ), to believe that they are (           ).

v  ROCK &  (               ), BABY!!!!

v  Adrien’s bodyguard is secretly  (            ).

v  Gabriel has designed something completely new. What is it?

v  Kim once stated he could (           ), better than (            ).

v  Where is Chat Noir now?

v  Mister Pigeon, but instead of pigeons it’s (             ).

v  What does Gabriel do in his office all day?

v  What is Adrien’s favourite Anime?

v  Chloe caused an Akuma by (            ).

v  Chat will finally woo his lady with (           ).

v  Hawkmoth secretly enjoys (              ).

v  In the last fight, Chat Noir got distracted by (            ).

v  The biggest difference between sub and dub is (             ).

v  Ladybug likes to scratch Chat Noir’s neck when he (              ).

v  Look up! It’s (              )!

v  Miraculous, Simply the Best, Up to the Test, (                    )!

v  Chloe always knew how to make the worst Akuma’s. What is her newest one?

v  Why is Lyla such a lying bitch?

v  Gabriel Agreste has decided to become a better father by (            ).

v  What is the newest addition to Chat Noir’s costume?

v  Kwami’s like to (             ), in their spare time.

v  What is Marinette’s new nickname?

v  Why don’t Ladybug and Chat Noir recognise each other?

v  What is the newest power of the Cat miraculous?

v  What is the newest Akuma?

v  Why is Natalie so apathetic all the time?

v  Where do the Miraculous’s come from?

v  (              ), & (            ), the hottest new ship in Miraculous Ladybug.

White Cards

v  The love of your life being 5000 years to old for you. (Supposedly)

v  That one Adrien/Plagg fic we’re all afraid of.

v  A laser pointer.

v  Chat Noir in heels.

v  Evil laughter, courtesy of Hawkmoth.

v  Being repeatedly beaten by 2 teenagers.

v  The word ‘Evilise’.

v  A birthday lunch break to remember.

v  Sending all the adults into space.

v  Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr…

v  “I feel no pain when I am with you, because you are my ibuBROphen”. -Nino to Adrien at some point, probably

v  Chat’s night vision.

v  A Venus flytrap diary case.

v  Standing in a dark room surrounded by butterflies until someone gets sad.

v  Throw Chat Noir at the problem.

v  Chat Noir’s clumsy cuteness.

v  Plagg’s inability to do his job.

v  Losing by ‘only’ half a million votes.

v  Weather girls.

v  Chat Noir’s sweet dance moves.

v  Years of butterfly paranoia.

v  A Chat on a hot tin roof.

v  Getting high off catnip.

v  Chat’s sass.

v  The Umbrella scene.

v  The Christmas special.

v  The inability to remember a kiss.

v  Marinette’s inability to articulate a sentence around Adrien.

v  Gabriel’s resting bitchface.

v  Boyfriend material.

v  A love square with only 2 people.

v  Girls smell better than cheese.

v  Chat Blanc.

v  The entire fandom forgetting that the main characters are minors.

v  A magical cat-boy who wears leather.

v  The blue scarf.

v  The fandom hating certain sides of the love square. (Even though they’re the same people)

v  Tomas Astruc reading your poorly written Ladynoir fanfiction right now.

v  Combining the Miraculous’.

v  Chat Noir flexing.

v  Felix’s thigh high boots.

v  Feather allergies.

v  Dragging Chat Noir by his tail.

v  Blaming Chloe.

v  Transforming out in the open.

v  The Shower Scene.

v  Marinette’s eye makeup that’s always on fleek.

v  Chat Noir sniffing Ladybug.

v  Chat Noir’s domanatrix cat suit.

v  The plot twist we can all see coming.

v  She didn’t SIGN the FREAKING CARD!!!!

v  Pound it!

v  Pastries from the Dupain-Cheng bakery.

v  A shrine to the Ladynoir ship.

v  Adrien sitting like a cat.

v  Antibug.

v  Croissants.

v  Basically, French Sailor Moon.

v  Adrien’s fantasies.

v  A giant hairdryer.

v  Everyone forgetting Felix.

v  The secret purpose of Chat Noir’s zipper.

v  Nino the Awesome.

v  “2 Ladybugs, I’m in Heaven”.

v  Cat ears.

v  A billboard with Adrien’s face on it.

v  Waltzing right in and taking the Mona Lisa.

v  Becoming a superhero before you turn 18.

v  A magical unicorn from the planet, Rispa.

v  Trying to get a spider-man kiss, but being dropped on your head instead.

v  That crazy Pharaoh guy and his dumb motivation.

v  Ineffective villains.

v  A magical yo-yo.

v  Horrificator’s slime.

v  Mr Pigeon.

v  Trying to literally kill people because a teenager insulted your partner.

v  Forcing people to dance at a birthday party.

v  A glitch in the CGI.

v  Huffing perfume.

v  Magical, all-knowing Ladybug vision.

v  A near reveal.

v  Attacking Paris with bubbles.

v  Designing.

v  Adrien’s “missing” mother.

v  Tom Dupain’s sick biceps.

v  Licking yourself like a cat.

v  Abandonment issues.

v  An elderly Chinese match-maker in a Hawaiian shirt.

v  Bad parenting.

v  Camembert.

v  Alya blatantly disregarding her safety for Ladyblog footage.

v  Keeping a copy of your crushes schedule in your room at all times.

v  Copious amounts of sexual tension.

v  Edgy Black lipstick.

v  Felix in general.

v  The Break-Dance AU.

v  Having to be saved by 2 teenagers wearing spandex.

v  Tom Dupain-Cheng.

v  Chloe’s designer purse.

v  Jagged Stone.

v  Gabriel’s parenting.

v  Alya being a saint.

v  Chloe ruining everything.

v  A skin-tight catsuit.

v  Horrible and painful cat puns.

v  NSFW fanart.

v  Nathanael's cuteness.

v  Preying on the emotional insecurities of teenagers.

v  Stealing people’s phones.

v  Chat’s leather-clad ass.

v  Adrien buying a bunch of Ladybug body pillows.

v  Nino and Adrien’s bromance.

v  The love square.

v  Using your stick as a selfie camera.

v  The fact that the Gorilla totally knows.

v  Magic jewellery.

v  Adrien teaching Nino about puns.

v  Meow!

v  Chat Noir in general.

v  Feed Adrien 2K16.

v  Chat Noir purring.

v  Chat Noir body pillows.

v  Locking 2 of your friends in a cage together.

v  Hitting Chloe with a book.

v  Well played, Kitty.

v  Casually destroying the Eiffel Tower.

v  The blessed shoulder tap of friendship from Adrien.

v  Ladrien Vs Marichat.

v  Bugaboo.

v  Puppeteer.

v  Princess Fragrance.

v  There’s a giant dinosaur!

v  PLAGG, CLAWS OUT!

v  TIKKI, SPOTS ON!

v  Chloe being a bitch.

v  Fang’s adorableness.

v  “Look into the lens”.

v  You are the Nail Filer!

v  “I want that DOLL!!!”

v  Nooroo’s unresolved drinking problem.

v  CAT-ACLYSIM!

v  The fact that a domino mask can hide your identity.

v  Pastry Bug.

v  Plagg’s addiction to cheese.

v  Hawkmoth in general.

v  Catbug.

v  NOOROO, GLITTER MY WINGS!

v  LUCKY CHARM!

v  Punching a small child in the face because Hawkmoth turned them into a supervillain.

v  Attacking 2 innocent teenagers because Hawkmoth said to.

AN: Just to be clear I don’t own Miraculous Ladybug, but me and my friends created our own version of Cards Against Humanity and I wanted to share them. They take a while to make and coming up with the ideas was a process. I encourage you to enjoy and if you wish to make your own, you are totally allowed to use these or simply take ideas. It is a long post as it has 50 Black and 150 White cards.

Have a good one!

-Claire Bear & Friends

[cardsagainstanme]

Miraculous Ladybug Version

Black Cards

v  Ladybug’s suit is made of (           ).

v  Plot twist! The real villain of the show is (           ).

v  Who is Chat Noir’s greatest admirer?

v  I got arrested by Robocop for (           ).

v  What is the function of Chat Noir’s bell?

v  I’m Marinette, just a normal (             ), with normal (            ).

v  Chloe could only stare when she saw (             ).

v  What item of mine would an Akuma possess?

v  Where was Ladybug keeping that textbook?

v  Coming up in Season 2: (              )!

v (              )? What am I supposed to do with this?!

v  Jagged Stone’s new hit single (          ), is about (           ).

v  Adrien’s go to excuse is “I had to (              )”.

v  Adrien and Nino aren’t (           ), they’re just (            ).

v  In an unexpected twist Hawkmoth is revealed to be (           ).

v  Marinette and Alya gave each other matching stares. Why?

v  The real reason Marinette doesn’t like Chat ‘like that’ is because (             ).

v  Ladybug’s Lucky Charm has produced (            ).

v  Kim dared Alix to (           ).

v  (             ): The no.1 reason people are Akumatised.

v  Adrien falsely believes that (             ), is Ladybug.

v  Jackady should have hypnotised (            ), to believe that they are (           ).

v  ROCK & (             ), BABY!!!!

v  Adrien’s bodyguard is secretly (            ).

v  Gabriel has designed something completely new. What is it?

v  Kim once stated he could (           ), better than (            ).

v  Where is Chat Noir now?

v  Mister Pigeon, but instead of pigeons it’s (            ).

v  What does Gabriel do in his office all day?

v  What is Adrien’s favourite Anime?

v  Chloe caused an Akuma by (            ).

v  Chat will finally woo his lady with (           ).

v  Hawkmoth secretly enjoys (              ).

v  In the last fight, Chat Noir got distracted by (            ).

v  The biggest difference between sub and dub is (             ).

v  Ladybug likes to scratch Chat Noir’s neck when he (              ).

v  Look up! It’s (              )!

v  Miraculous, Simply the Best, Up to the Test, (                  )!

v  Chloe always knew how to make the worst Akuma’s. What is her newest one?

v  Why is Lyla such a lying bitch?

v  Gabriel Agreste has decided to become a better father by (            ).

v  What is the newest addition to Chat Noir’s costume?

v  Kwami’s like to (             ), in their spare time.

v  What is Marinette’s new nickname?

v  Why don’t Ladybug and Chat Noir recognise each other?

v  What is the newest power of the Cat miraculous?

v  What is the newest Akuma?

v  Why is Natalie so apathetic all the time?

v  Where do the Miraculous’s come from?

v (               ), & (            ), the hottest new ship in Miraculous Ladybug.

White Cards

v  The love of your life being 5000 years to old for you. (Supposedly)

v  That one Adrien/Plagg fic we’re all afraid of.

v  A laser pointer.

v  Chat Noir in heels.

v  Evil laughter, courtesy of Hawkmoth.

v  Being repeatedly beaten by 2 teenagers.

v  The word ‘Evilise’.

v  A birthday lunch break to remember.

v  Sending all the adults into space.

v  Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr…

v  “I feel no pain when I am with you, because you are my ibuBROphen”. -Nino to Adrien at some point, probably

v  Chat’s night vision.

v  A Venus flytrap diary case.

v  Standing in a dark room surrounded by butterflies until someone gets sad.

v  Throw Chat Noir at the problem.

v  Chat Noir’s clumsy cuteness.

v  Plagg’s inability to do his job.

v  Losing by ‘only’ half a million votes.

v  Weather girls.

v  Chat Noir’s sweet dance moves.

v  Years of butterfly paranoia.

v  A Chat on a hot tin roof.

v  Getting high off catnip.

v  Chat’s sass.

v  The Umbrella scene.

v  The Christmas special.

v  The inability to remember a kiss.

v  Marinette’s inability to articulate a sentence around Adrien.

v  Gabriel’s resting bitchface.

v  Boyfriend material.

v  A love square with only 2 people.

v  Girls smell better than cheese.

v  Chat Blanc.

v  The entire fandom forgetting that the main characters are minors.

v  A magical cat-boy who wears leather.

v  The blue scarf.

v  The fandom hating certain sides of the love square. (Even though they’re the same people)

v  Tomas Astruc reading your poorly written Ladynoir fanfiction right now.

v  Combining the Miraculous’.

v  Chat Noir flexing.

v  Felix’s thigh high boots.

v  Feather allergies.

v  Dragging Chat Noir by his tail.

v  Blaming Chloe.

v  Transforming out in the open.

v  The Shower Scene.

v  Marinette’s eye makeup that’s always on fleek.

v  Chat Noir sniffing Ladybug.

v  Chat Noir’s domanatrix cat suit.

v  The plot twist we can all see coming.

v  She didn’t SIGN the FREAKING CARD!!!!

v  Pound it!

v  Pastries from the Dupain-Cheng bakery.

v  A shrine to the Ladynoir ship.

v  Adrien sitting like a cat.

v  Antibug.

v  Croissants.

v  Basically, French Sailor Moon.

v  Adrien’s fantasies.

v  A giant hairdryer.

v  Everyone forgetting Felix.

v  The secret purpose of Chat Noir’s zipper.

v  Nino the Awesome.

v  “2 Ladybugs, I’m in Heaven”.

v  Cat ears.

v  A billboard with Adrien’s face on it.

v  Waltzing right in and taking the Mona Lisa.

v  Becoming a superhero before you turn 18.

v  A magical unicorn from the planet, Rispa.

v  Trying to get a spider-man kiss, but being dropped on your head instead.

v  That crazy Pharaoh guy and his dumb motivation.

v  Ineffective villains.

v  A magical yo-yo.

v  Horrificator’s slime.

v  Mr Pigeon.

v  Trying to literally kill people because a teenager insulted your partner.

v  Forcing people to dance at a birthday party.

v  A glitch in the CGI.

v  Huffing perfume.

v  Magical, all-knowing Ladybug vision.

v  A near reveal.

v  Attacking Paris with bubbles.

v  Designing.

v  Adrien’s “missing” mother.

v  Tom Dupain’s sick biceps.

v  Licking yourself like a cat.

v  Abandonment issues.

v  An elderly Chinese match-maker in a Hawaiian shirt.

v  Bad parenting.

v  Camembert.

v  Alya blatantly disregarding her safety for Ladyblog footage.

v  Keeping a copy of your crushes schedule in your room at all times.

v  Copious amounts of sexual tension.

v  Edgy Black lipstick.

v  Felix in general.

v  The Break-Dance AU.

v  Having to be saved by 2 teenagers wearing spandex.

v  Tom Dupain-Cheng.

v  Chloe’s designer purse.

v  Jagged Stone.

v  Gabriel’s parenting.

v  Alya being a saint.

v  Chloe ruining everything.

v  A skin-tight catsuit.

v  Horrible and painful cat puns.

v  NSFW fanart.

v  Nathanael's cuteness.

v  Preying on the emotional insecurities of teenagers.

v  Stealing people’s phones.

v  Chat’s leather-clad ass.

v  Adrien buying a bunch of Ladybug body pillows.

v  Nino and Adrien’s bromance.

v  The love square.

v  Using your stick as a selfie camera.

v  The fact that the Gorilla totally knows.

v  Magic jewellery.

v  Adrien teaching Nino about puns.

v  Meow!

v  Chat Noir in general.

v  Feed Adrien 2K16.

v  Chat Noir purring.

v  Chat Noir body pillows.

v  Locking 2 of your friends in a cage together.

v  Hitting Chloe with a book.

v  Well played, Kitty.

v  Casually destroying the Eiffel Tower.

v  The blessed shoulder tap of friendship from Adrien.

v  Ladrien Vs Marichat.

v  Bugaboo.

v  Puppeteer.

v  Princess Fragrance.

v  There’s a giant dinosaur!

v  PLAGG, CLAWS OUT!

v  TIKKI, SPOTS ON!

v  Chloe being a bitch.

v  Fang’s adorableness.

v  “Look into the lens”.

v  You are the Nail Filer!

v  “I want that DOLL!!!”

v  Nooroo’s unresolved drinking problem.

v  CAT-ACLYSIM!

v  The fact that a domino mask can hide your identity.

v  Pastry Bug.

v  Plagg’s addiction to cheese.

v  Hawkmoth in general.

v  Catbug.

v  NOOROO, GLITTER MY WINGS!

v  LUCKY CHARM!

v  Punching a small child in the face because Hawkmoth turned them into a supervillain.

v  Attacking 2 innocent teenagers because Hawkmoth said to.

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