#I AM SIMPING HELPP

[spideysbruh]

Thank You GQ

a/n- the lil ~ means a passage of time

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tchalamet GQ.

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tstan your shoots are always the best

GQ let's do it again some time mr. chalamet

y/n oh my

timmylaurie he's so cute omg

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y/n what's everyone asking for from santa?

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timmytimstan omg t liked

yourfriend what are you getting me for christmas 🤭

y/n literally no clue ❤️

tchalamet a vinyl record would be nice

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y/n 🤔

timmytimstan omg t commented !

timmysgf who is she ??

tchalamet oh wow.

kylesballs not him simping for a random insta model publicly LMAOO

timotheeandall y/n is NOT an instagram model omggg 💀

@y/n tweeted: need. need so bad

@sinusandsocks replied- me too girl 💀💀

@lauriesarmpit replied- no way the first tweet I see of hers is ab timmy 😭😭💀💀

@tsgf replied- how do you know it's about him?

@ynsleftear replied- trust me, she's been like this for a while 💀💀 she stays shooting her shot!!

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y/n honeymoon fades

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sabrinacarpenter caption. i love you.

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ynstan BEAUTIFUL GIRL

tchalamet need.

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chalametgirl BYEEEE LMAOOOOO

tchalamet oh my.

rachelzegler absolutely gorgeous. when are we hanging out 🥺🥺

y/n im free next week <3 let me dm you w my schedule LMAOO we need to have a sleepover again I got so much to tell you

rachelzegler omg this is happening ill see you next week love

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tchalamet just posted a story!

@y/n tweeted: the average person was never meant to have this much lore.

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@ynsblanket replied- oh god what happened girl

@ynandtimschild replied- you're literally dating timothee chalamet it's okay 😩😩🙏🏼

@y/n replied- exactly!!! life is crazy.

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@timoatreides replied- wait what💀💀

@realchalamet tweeted: life IS crazy

@paulswhore replied- BROOOO !?!?!!!

@ynsgf replied- HELPP!?!?!!! at 2am is crazy

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y/n two years. you've dealt with every part of me and you're still here with me. I love you more than anything my silly boy. I'll always remember the GQ issue that finally gave me the courage to dm you 💀💀

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tchalamet ohhhh THATS why its framed in our place 🤔🤔

y/n but also cause im so proud of you 😍things can have two meanings 🫶

paulsdune TWO YEARS ?!?!!! it took yall forever to make it official huh

y/n you're telling me...

tchalamet thank god for GQ cause i was too scared to dm you myself 💀💀

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lauriesyn NO WAYYYY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YALLL

kyleshair literally my parents omg

timosbirthmark tbh it's good they waited a while to actually date, people be so quick to jump into relationships LMAOO

rachelzegler our double dates are some of my favorite memories

y/n same we gotta do it again

mariastory timothee and josh being friends omg

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tchalamet thank you once again GQ. i think i'm much more mature this time around. and thank you for getting me the love of my life with the 2020 issue, I am eternally grateful.

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y/n oh my 😍

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laurieslaurence YOU ATEEEE the lil part about y/n and how much she's helped shape you 🥺🥺🫶🫶

atreideskyle i ❤️ my boyfriend

zendaya OKAYYYYY

willyswonka he seems like such a good boyfriend to y/n

florencepugh so proud of you!!!

charliestimo the comparison to the 2020 and this one 🥺🥺 he's already grown so much 😭💔💔

ayoedebiri 🫶🫶

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tchalamet my love deserves a post of its own. when we're apart i count down the minutes until we can be together again. you make me the best possible version of myself and i thank you for it. you are the most beautiful person inside and out, and I'm so lucky to get to not only know you, but love you as well. i love you happy two years my pretty girl.

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timosatreid "MY PRETTY GIRL" GOD WHEN 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

y/n you just had to outdo my caption huh.

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addisonraee yall are too cute pls stop

sabsyn THE HAND PLACEMENT IN THE SECOND PIC WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE. HAND. PLACEMENT.

ynschals imagine how many pics they have of each other on their phones that we'll never see... 😖

yourfriend no other guy could make her as happy as you, timmy!

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y/n idk if you know this but i love you

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[callilouv]

babes ur dragging people down into becoming dottore likers. ur art is so powerful. ur simping has blessed u with superhuman persuasion skills. every day i am forced to watch as more and more people begin to find dottore hot.

but ofc u will always be the #1 dottore kisser to me LFKJHDSKFJG

HELPP HAKLWHD

[cheikoluv]

Here’s the actual clip besties :D

I CANT STOP SIMPINGNCJAJJAJ

[margherita-dascenzo]

HELPP when did i saw 'Yuma's Blog', Why you including Yuma in this story when literally you wont let him speak or have a say in it bevause its "ur" blog and OC and u r the only ppl to speak??? I aint no simp, Yuma aint my fav but its weird how your whole blog wouldnt have existed without Yuma, but he's not in it??? The math aint mathing snd nor is ur humblicity, "my" "my" girl, your blog wouldnt even EXIST without Yuma and nor would the OC! I aint hating on you( I didnt say that, Im just weirded out by the consept that Yuma isnt in the Blog he is the reason that it exists?????) but when your saying the OCs life, like let me tell you something, I read ur blogs posts ( again I dont hate you) its just that I dont know the OC, like all ive read is just.....writing????

First of all, I would really appreciate it if you use full words when writing. Like many others, English is not my first language and it is difficult for me to fully understand what you mean, please be considerate about that.

Ok, let's go in parts as Jack the Ripper said. You are very wrong if you think Rita wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Yuma. I can see what either you are new to my blog, or you just haven't paid enough attention to the things I have posted. Rita started out as a Vampire Insert (my version if I were a vampire) in Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles saga, and so she bounced around literary and TV universes that had vampires in them, until well she made it to DL. And she was paired with Laito in the beginning, not Yuma. So no, Rita doesn't depend on a 2d man to exist ;)

Now to sum up everything you said: it's my blog, and I do what I want, I don't take criticism on how I should or shouldn't handle it. It's an Oc's blog, I mean, you can read the name "Margherita D'Ascenzo" all over the blog, adding Yuma was a wish of mine, and if I want to take it out or make Rita single, the blog would still work.

And excuse me, but you haven't read any of my blog. I recommend that before you talk nonsense you look up information about what you are going to question. Obviously there is going to be writing, what do you think I am going to post? Puppies? Wrong blog.

It took me a while to respond to this because I was honestly very upset by your message. You are forgiven if you are new and don't understand the dynamics, but don't ever question how I do or don't handle my blog.

[floodnetworks]

HELPP wodkjfhsks ok the hot boring cis(het?) guy i was obsessed with at college last year commented “Sexy” on my instagram post of me shirtless and i genuinely am baffled and do not know how to take it like fr hes such a weird guy that i cannot comprehend the degree of sincerity and his intention / thoughts with saying that i am going a little crazy over it. what does it all mean. if he s still at our univeristy when i go back in the fall i’ll suss out the vibe & either try and make out with him or just get over it. but i will NOT simp in silence like last time. god bless. i am insane. Sexy

[x-nephophile-x]

🌻 x a whole bouquet!!

I AM BOUNCING AROUND HYPERFIXATIONS AND I DONT NORMALLY DO THIS HELPP Im currently in love with Cyberpunk still, and yet Im also here in Baldur’s Gate 3 hell because apparently i have a type and that type is “dramatic bastard with a body count” (sigh, Astarion my beloved) and on top of that, im back in final fantasy xv hell?? I left it two years ago, I was fREEEEE. And then a friend shows me exactly one (1) photo of Ardyn Izunia and i redownload the game. Apparently i am a sIMP. Now this game feels like coming home which i didn’t realize it did and im getting a commission of Ardyn and my OC from my fic thats been a WIP for over three years and im listening to the soundtrack and now with time away, Im realizing how much of a comfort this game is to me (even when my favorite character is the fucking antagonist) and i am e m o tio nal about it. Especially considering i hated and refused to ever try a Final Fantasy game until this one (simply because i heard so much about FF in general that it killed any potential interest in it for me) and yet, ffxv wormed its way into my life through my fiance and now its possibly even more important to me than i realized and im so so very emotional over it afkakfekaf

ALSO, im so inspired to write due to the rose tag game and im just?? FINALLY WRITING DOWN WORDS??? HELL YEAH. Completely unrelated but you did give me a bouquet! :D im just full of thoughts tonight and I just,,, really love rain. I’ve been listening to rain videos to fall asleep lately, especially rain on tin roofs or canvas tents and i just??? U g h, its like wrapping a warm blanket around my soul. Also i love you very much and you are very kind my dear and i just want you to know that you’re amazing <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

[w4yf1nder]

FIRST THING ON MY FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL I GET LOST IN MY FIRST PERIOD

Second period was French (yeah… no I don’t live in France I live in Quebec)

Got lost looking for the cafeteria with my friend

Third period was a continuation of my French class. BUT BRO MY TEACHERS A WEEB

Fourth period was hell. I had to do push ups, squats, jog from the end of the field and back to the beginning. Help. MY LEGS ARE SHAKY RN

Our bus was late lol

Took the opportunity to sit on the ground waiting for it. (Sat beside a pretty girl btw im no lesbian but holy shit she was so gorgeous 😍)

I am not mentally ready to do this for the next 100+ days

that was all v eventful omg GETTING LOST AT SCHOOL SKSJKS i haven't felt that in so long CRIES my school had everything from primary all the way till highschool 😔 so i have always been to the same school 😔 I DID END UP GOING TO A DIFFERENT ONE FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT BUT THE TIMING WAS SO BAD HHH i did 2 years of high school online 💔💔💔💔💔 never got the chance to get lost at school 💔💔 it's fine tho i will probably get lost in college why tf are college campuses this huge

and omg guys look we found a canadian /j

ALSO HELPP felt 😔 this one time i went to the mall and saw this really beautiful person, v androgynous we love to see it AND I WAS LOWKEY SIMPING 😔💔 which is a very tough feat to accomplish 🤨 i only simp for 2d guys 🤨🤨 but safe to say i was smitten as a kitten 🤩😍🥰💞 so sad that I'll probably never see them again tho 😭

[astrxealis]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME LOSE EBG I WAS DOING SO WELL T_T /nm i was about to win ebg for the first timee ALSO I HAVE TO SIMP FOR GENSHIN MOBS?? zayum well at least there's mirror maiden right?

WAHHH YOU WERE TBH TwT i am not sorry tho /lh WHBAHJBDH i hope you had fun in ebg regardless >< (HELPP you've lost every ebg so far then?? next time maybe....... unless i'm there again /hj >:D) AND YES !! mirror maiden,, i barely rmbr how most genshin mobs are like so i had to search em up ^^; BUT YOU ARE SO RIGHT ... she can b the mob u simp for, if u'd like ;D

[maeum-your]

hi minnie!! here’s the story time of my embarrassing moment with my crush and one more incident!!

incident 1 (happened 2 days before incident 2) : i overheard my crush was asking his friends if batman was any good and they tell him that it wasn’t T_T 🤡 so he proceeds to smirk and say, “well i’m only watching for catwoman” … i literally was so shocked when he said that bc i mean i am so down bad for both zoe kravitz and rpatz. 🙈 also lol he later comes to sit at my table bc his friend sits with me. his earlier convo with his friends reminded me of how i’m a simp for rpatz (and i kind of forget my crush is at my table too) so i started talking to my friend about how pretty robert pattinson is (more like convincing her 🤧 bc she says she doesn’t see it) and you know what my crush does … 😭😭 he joins in on our conversation!! he says, “cedric diggory, right?” and i tell him, “robert pattinson played cedric too!” and then i start talking abt how pretty cedric was too —> then he says, “oh i only know him as cedric” and laughs when my friend mentions how rpatz was in twilight too to which i responded “we just pretend like twilight didn’t happen okay?” … then somehow we started talking abt tenet and helpp apparently he and his friend (the guy who sits at my table) said they didn’t even realize he was in it!! i was so shocked bc rpatz is literally one of the main characters 🥲!! then the convo drifted and we (my crush and i) started mutually complaining abt our history teachers (we have that class tgt too!) … anyways this was just an odd experience in itself, but the next incident is the really embarrassing one

incident 2: okay so i was waiting for my dad to pick me up from school and talking with my friends while waiting. i see the car, so i say bye to my friends and go up to the car and try to open the door. and then the driver opened his window and i found out that it wasn’t actually my dad 😭 but someone else 🙈 the dad who was in the car was really nice abt it, but i felt so bad 🤧 and the worst part was that my crush was standing right next to me so he saw everything …. after when i turned around and walked away from the car, we made eye contact. and he asked, “it wasn’t your dad?” so i nod, then he just laughs (his laugh is so cute 🤕) and said, “i could tell, you seemed really ready to get inside” but then my friends heard him and also found out what happened & so now 3 people witnessed this super embarrassing thing happen to me 🤕 ig it’s not even that bad but i’m so embarrassed 😭😭 at least it gave me an opportunity to talk to him for a little bit 🥲

helpp anyways this prob wasn’t that interesting lol 🤪 i hope you have a great day minnie & ily!!

throw away your friend, he is BEAUTIFUL /j

i have never watched or even heard of tenet but when i looked it up robert pattinson was literally the first cast member shown so ig he must've been very prominent in the movie 🤔

but if he knew cedric diggory then that means he has watched hp so you stan a man of culture 🤩 good job!

complaining about teachers is the most bonding activity in school that i can think of 😭 I'm glad you got to talk to him

oh nooo i can feel your embarrassment 😭😭 bit just like you said it probably wasn't that big of a deal anyways so i hope it won't keep you up at night 🤕 i just know that a few years from now you will be trying to sleep and then randomly remember this moment and regret everything because same 😔

your crush does seem nice tho and I'm glad you had the opportunity to spend a little bit of time with him!!

i am currently crushless so you are more than welcome to simp in my asks whenever you want, i need some action 🤩🤩

[seungstarss]

hi sei!! lmao ig you know who i am now 🙈 no but srsly i’m still kind embarrassed that i actually made my rpatz moodboard 😅 i literally have no clue on how to make anything aesthetically pleasing so my moodboard is kind of bad lol 🥲 also in other news, i think all of my batman simping is carrying over into school bc something happened today that just seem too ironic 🤧,, anyways so in english today, this guy that i kind of like 👉👈 (i thought i had gotten over him during spring break but ig not 🤪) was asking his friends if batman was any good (all the boys said that they didn’t like it 🤕 T_T) and in response to his friends, he just smirked while laughing and said, “well i’m only planning on watching for catwoman” 😳 … also he later came over to sit next to his friend (who sits with me) and then overheard me talking about how pretty rpatz was 🙈 to one of my friends and joined in on our convo 🤡 ,,, ooh also i just read the update for recall and i’m so excited to find out more!! i always thought yuri was sus but i’m kind of worried now that she’s more involved than i had thought 🥲 also why was she with won?!? 😳 i need to know!! 😣 i really hope he wasn’t involved in yn’s accident !! 🥺 bye now !! 🥰 helpp this ask seems pretty long, sorry lol i think i started rambling, hopefully this is somewhat coherent 😋 as always i hope you have a great day bestie & ily!! - little sis anon ♡ (although i’m not really anon anymore 🤪)

Hi fav!!! ♡ nah girl imma be real you rpatz moodboard was really damn nice 😭😭😭🥺💖💖🤩 it was aesthetic af so dw!! AOYVAOSUV HELLAUR?! Pls but damn not him just sitting next to u and then you're screaming abt rpatz HELP AUBAUABIABAIB but omg I'm glad you enjoyed the new update! All the puzzle pieces will come tgt soon! Don't worry 😉

[dawndelion-winery]

okay, this is not at all to be mean or anythigng at all- but i legit keep forgetting that you're "not" a diluc simp and that you like childe asklaskjs. i love ur theme btw, love the tags and the manner of speech and everything, but apparently i am blind and cannot see the "💫⭐🌟Childe Kisser🌟⭐💫" right in ur blog. forgive me????

I- I'm doing something very wrong BCJSJSKEJFHD HELPP??? /lh

You are forgiven<3