#I AM GOING JNSANE

[literally-dalv]

hey guys if j see anyone babying dalv just because hes socially anxious and is obviously mentally scarred/traumatized i will be throwing you into a trash compactor you bet i will

can you tell i literally hate mischaracterization of awkward and anxious characters

[testyfestyenthusiast]

girl i just finished far cry 5

[slavicprincess1966]

DEVOTIONAL DVD JUST CANE IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!

[king-of-the-mouseboys]

I’m gonna fuck a god I swear I’ll do it

[celestesparlour]

RAGH FUCK i need to explode about lpog in the au too now— so like. pogbur. pogbur was an obvious case of mental illness mostly because she tried to make her struggles obvious to other people, as cries for help in some way. but it just made her more.. "unappealing" as a princess. the folks gossip makes it clear to her that even her husband, the king, sees her as some kind of charity case and shes very. very insecure about that

shes been treated like shes a demonic thing for this mental disorder that she cannot escape from, like something that the king can save but she feels inferior about the fact she even needs to be saved by someone she thinks doesn't really understand her

her infatuation with lmanbur mainly comes from her fairytale idea that a knight in shining armor would come save her from who she is— believing that they would save her instead, only with the ironic twist that comes later in her life that all she needed was love and patience and support, and to know she doesn't have to deal with it alone :(((

[megkuna]

had a brief libertarian moment after i saw my payslip and how much is being taken out of my paycheck lol

[xxxpresso]

Listening to guess by Charlie and Billie and thinking about.... Coalacroux

[gravyhoney]

You guys ever go

Wow I’m am. Going jnsane I need to watch Naruto Right Fucking Now

And there’s no actual reason for this thought process you just. You think you need to watch Naruto. When. That’s not at all something you have to do.

[charliemwrites]

"I think it's time to make that call" I AM GOING SO JNSANE IN MY ENCLOSURE

:)

[vince-ebooks]

ok since we're all going jnsane for junkrat kpop skin (i am too) imagine if we also had:

- ashe security skin. bc bob/bob-like omnic is working security in the video

-soldier/reaper/ana as the obligatory "parent that had to take their kid to the le sserafim concert, begrudgingly or not." all decked out in merch ofc

-reinhardt le sserafim skin. played completely straight. he'd slay the game eat the girls up let's be honest

-let roadhog match with his bf blizz. cowards

-astonishing that we got a music collab in overwatch and lucio isn't any part of it at all

-yeah i'm just rambling at this point

-zenyatta le sserafim skin. played completely straight. he'd slay the game eat the girls up let's be honest

[tokusaatsus]

hihi, hope you’re doing well ♡ can i req mao confessing to reader? he would be so cute imgojng jnsane

I LIKE YOU. A LOT

ft. isara mao

© tokusaatsus 2022

warnings: none

Mao’s not so foolish or idealistic to think that he could give you a picture-perfect confession, like something out of a shoujo manga–with you and him standing beneath the sakura trees. Petals cascade, a pink veil that shields you from the prying gaze of the rest of the world as he spills his feelings to you, an uncontained waterfall and his fingers twine with yours–but he hopes he can at least give you something similar to that.

So he decides to write you a letter.

It reads:

Dear Y/N,

I like you. A lot.

Ah, this is probably really strange to hear but, it’s true.

And, well, I don’t know if you like me back, but my meddling (well-meaning…I hope) friends told me to go for it anyways. Like, life’s too short, right? ‘Take some risks’, and all that. So, here I am. Shooting my shot.

I hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable or anything…

But I like you. A lot. Oh, I already said that, didn’t I? Sorry, I’m a little nervous… You make me nervous. Wait, I don’t think I was supposed to say that… Ugh, I was supposed to be cool so I could impress you, and I’m messing this up. Sorry. Ignore that, okay?

Um, where was I…? Oh, right. I like you.

I like a lot of things about you, and if you asked me to list them all this letter would end up being 50 pages long. So I won’t list all of them. But I like your smile, and the way you laugh, and how excited you are when you see that guy you like on TV.

I think you’re wonderful. I’m glad we’re friends.

If you accept my confession, meet me behind the school after class is over. No pressure though, haha…

Love,

Mao ♡

He leaves the letter on your desk, in an envelope with your name on it.

The whole day after is spent in a haze of nervousness. He’s distracted, and though he tries not to show it, he can tell the others are picking up on it. Some are kind enough to turn a blind eye (Fushimi, Sengoku) whereas others are like a dog with a bone, immediately calling him out on this behaviour (Himemiya). He can’t help it! He just bared his heart out to you in a letter and he can’t even see your reaction… God, this is so nerve-wracking, even more so than SS.

(That’s a lie, but it sure feels that way.)

The hours pass by agonisingly slow. When the clock strikes 5, Mao leaps out of his seat, startling poor Sengoku. After murmuring hurried apologies to the rest of the council, he rushes out the door. The hallways seem to stretch, endless. Will you be there?

As he rounds the corner, his heart skips a beat to see you standing there, letter in hand. You’re hugging your arms close to your chest, looking around nervously. “Y/N!” Mao calls, panting slightly, and you look at him wide-eyed.

“Mao, you…you actually came.”

“So did you,” He retorts, without thinking. “I mean… Y-yeah, haha, I did.”

“I, um, I got your letter.” You smile hesitantly. “So…you like me?”

He nods, mutely. Do you accept his feelings? Or have you just called him here to be rejected? You seem to read the unspoken question in his eyes, because you take a quick breath.

“Your letter…it was really sweet. So, um, thank you for writing it. To me. I, um.” You huff. “I’m sorry, I’m just nervous. Anyways. I read it all, and… I guess what I’m trying to say is… I like you. A lot. Also?” You wince at the awkwardness of your words. But Mao? Mao is overjoyed.

It might not be a picture-perfect manga confession, but it’s a confession nonetheless. And you accepted it too, which makes it a hundred times better than anything he’s ever read.

notes!

WC: 654 words

reze txt HI XAIXAI <3 i hope u enjoyed this!! idk how good my mao characterisation was but like. praying it wasn’t too ooc. ugh my mao banner is ugly asf so we Do Not See ok?? ok <3 ANYWAYS all the kisses to u <3 mwah <33

[saspitite]

okay like. am i going insane or is there just no stone for this???? its in the tower of quantum knowledge and while there ARE scrolls theres no stones. i looked everywhere. i wanna 100% this game and this is driving me jnsane please help

[harryfeatgaga]

this is going to sound so bad but my friend and i were talking about harries the other day and how we don’t want to be called harries bc they are CLINCIALLY JNSANE but we are huge fans of him obviously but if we ever met him we’d be embarrassed to say we are harries bc of the way some of these people act (none of you on here ofc) but I don’t want to be called a harrie even tho i love that man 💗😭

I am an independent harrie!!!!!!

[pl4stic-bones]

Every time i get down there this apps bugs and i lose all the posts again I WILL LOSE MY MIJND I AM GOING JNSANE

[vulcanhello]

this is your sign to go read ‘windows on a lost world’ trust

SPOILERS!!! because i have to talk about this book but don’t want you, reader, to miss out on these absolute gems because you saw it in a main post. i’m saving u <3

anyways. KIRK AND CHEKOV SPEND like 60% OF THIS BOOK AS ACTUAL, FOR REAL CRABS. (they’re alien crabs called kh!lict but ykwim) they’re on this ancient alien planet who used teleportation mirror portal things to get around but the old long gone crab civilization is so space racist they cannot conceive of other living things so everyone who goes thru the portals becomes a fucking crab. it’s very ‘the time machine’ for my hg wells fans out there.

the catch is that when you get turned into a crab your brain more or less turns off and it’s difficult to overcome the need to be a crab. only kirk manages it really. chekov on the other hand goes FULL barabrian crab:

crab cannibal chekov. canon ✅

and the other crab was a redshirt who also got crabified 😔😔 so i’m glad this book is going along with the honorable tradition of making star trek characters go through the most batshit jnsane events imagineable and then not following through on that. we don’t even know if chekov remembers at the end and for his sake i hope he doesn’t. it’s not even really not true cannibalism because when you get turned into a crab it’s just your cells rearranging into crab formation. chekov is a canon cannibal i am so sorry kid

meanwhile kirk and spock are managing to communicate bc the crabs are like chameleons and can change their shells and kirk figures that the only way to talk to spock is to become so blinded with rage that the shell doesn’t look like ANYTHING, therefore if he gets VERY MAD and stops and gets VERY MAD and stops he can make his shell flash morse code. which apparently only he and spock know. imagine being mccoy at this point. THIS is what star trek books are all about for real. insanity. and even when kirk is like wow! talking like this is really exhausting i can’t keep it up! he still uses as many big words as possible and mentions spocks name in ever sentence He Is the Only One Who Understands You Bro. Relax. I Don’t Think You Can Impress Him By Morse Coding the word Juxtaposition. but i’m glad you did it was funny for me.

also like halfway thru spock and mccoy are very busy doing Important Things to Save Captain Kirk and meanwhile kirk is unable to stop his crab brain from chasing down the only woman who got turned crab because Male Crabs MUST Reproduce. It Is Law. ok no more dr moreau jokes but ykwim. it’s just so funny. eventually he finds her and she kicks him off a cliff as she should.

anyways. kirk is a crab chekov is a crab several redshirts are crabs and in the end even spock goes crab for the greater good. absolutely the best thing i’ve ever read.

also:

one more funny bones part the poor man had so much going on. can u imagine being bones and spock comes back from looking for kirk (who has been missing for like a day) only to tell you ‘doctor the captain has been transformed into a for real crab. figure out how to feed him because otherwise he will starve. also please figure out who chekov cannibalised’

[le0os-not-gd-b1og]

oh my god so i just found out about that twitter post comparing wc to the dsmp and people got genuinely upset about it and i find that funny. 80+ cat novels were compared to a minecraft roleplay. a MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY IS THE SAME AS 80+ CAT BOOKS. THE TWITTER POST WASN'T EVEN LYING TBH JSSBSHS