#I AM FRANCE

[odditycollector]

What's happening in France's politics right now is immensely cheering.

No final conclusion as of this moment, but with as few details as possible...

Far-right populist party seemed to be inevitable winners of today's election, no one was even questioned it, conversation was basically "I wonder what curtains they will pick!" "I wonder if they will invite Putin to the celebratory dinner or just send presents?"

2. BIGGEST FRENCH VOTER TURNOUT IN DECADES.

3. Projected winner is now HELL NO, ACTUALLY WE DON'T WANT FASCISM and the far-right populist party is currently trailing in 3rd place.

[lousolversons]

War never changes. Cooper Howard & Barb Howard in Season 1 of FALLOUT

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

American jews 🤝 Israeli jews

"holy shit, I'm so scared for you in your country - it isn't as bad for me in mine!"

[jackfuckingtwist]

— I'm doing what I can, okay? Just...trust me. Please.

[sportsallover]

Affiche officielle du Tour de France 2024, par Nicolò Canova 

[royaltea000]

11/6 of hetalia characters I’ve never drawn before - I’m done!!

[danewsea]

daJump

[9kylian]

CAPTAIN

[iamacolor]

in a big fuck you move to democracy and common sense, macron just named the new french prime minister and he's from the party that came 4th in the elections with 47 seats so way behind the left alliance which came first with 193 seats. his party is the historical right-wing party called the republicans - part of which made a formal alliance with the far-right during the elections which lead to their president locking himself up in their hq. he's the oldest pm ever, he's known for having similar views on immigration as the far right (macron definitely made a deal with the far right - which came third - so that they wouldn't vote to oppose his government), for wanting the retirement age to be even later and for voting against the decriminalization of homosexuality in the 80s. also the guy literally came third in his party's primary for the presidential election in 2021 so why the fuck is he the new PRIME MINISTER.

[lactose-tolarant]

april 13th day !!!

happy day to:

Neil Banging Out The Tunes

Homestuck day

JUICE launch

<3

[aphreblogs]

they proceed to roll around the floor like two yowling alley cats

[becca-e-barnes]

Before I go back to writing requests again, I'm fully obsessed with 'Too Sweet' by Hozier and I just need to talk about it 🤤

Like dbf!Bucky laying you down on your bed, maybe in a little bit of a hurry before your parents get home.

"You're too sweet for me." Even as he's saying it, he's tugging your dress up, kissing up the insides of your bare thighs, letting you enjoy the gentle scratch of a couple of days of beard growth.

You pull your dress off the rest of the way, lying on your bed in only your underwear and it forces him to take a second that he really doesn't have to pause and just admire you.

"Far too sweet for me." He confirms, drinking in the sight of you. All those soft curves and kissable expanses of bare skin weigh on him because with so little time, where is he supposed to start? It's not fair to rush this but it's not like either of you would benefit from getting caught.

The way he looks at you gives you a confidence you've found you really benefit from.

"Maybe I'm not too sweet." You can't stop yourself, letting your hand trail from your breasts to the elastic band of your panties, sliding under the thin material.

Your fingers stray towards your clit, the tip of your middle finger circling the little bundle of nerves, very aware that you've got such a keen audience. Fuck, you're so wet already. You can't help it when he kisses the way he does; like he fucking needs you.

"Maybe I'll do all the naughty things you've ever dreamed of and then some. Maybe I'll be the one to ruin you." You're almost convincing yourself with this and it's thrilling to watch him squirm, his dick twitching in the confines of his jeans.

"I'd like you to." He hadn't given that a whole lot of thought until now. Up until this point, you were the sweet young woman who was entirely too wholesome to get tangled up with him.

That all changes quite quickly. It's hard not to when you remove the hand from your panties, trailing your arousal soaked fingertip along his bottom lip, keen to see how long it would take him to engulf it with his eager mouth. Not long at all, it appears.

[arkiwii]

"This is for the air conditioner, you can have it on rear, or front, or both..."

"And what's this big red button for?"

"That's the self-destruct button, don't press it!!"

"Wait, for realsies?!"

"Ah! Gotchu! Nah, it's the hazard lights switch. Still don't press it unless you need to!"

@tistheadmiral-blog

[jkkyks]

MONSIEUR KYLIAN MBAPPE ??????????

[floralcrematorium]

We'll love again, we'll laugh again, we'll cry again, and we'll dance again...

Happy 20th birthday to "Sweet Cheers For Sweet Revenge"

You know I had to use my favorite tragic lovers... after all, like a bed of roses, there's a dozen reasons in this gun