#I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM BABYGIRL IM SO SORRY

[gravebadgerr]

He forgot her contacts :(

[lipglossanon]

just cant stop thinking abt dad leon like 😣

kinda want one where he pops her cherry bc :3

like, he's gonna be using the same thing that made her so, can't be too bad, right?

leon is basically a single dad, so it means mum is completely out of the way, so dad has to work day and night, barely has any time for her

she thinks applying for a college not far from home means she can still live under his roof, in desperate hopes of being able to spend more time with him before she graduates and moves out

obv, growing up without a mum means she had to raise herself, bc, even tho leon tries, its still different than having a maternal figure with u while u navigate girlhood, esp with things he cant (at all) help her with

so when he goes home late and catches her... 'experimenting', he doesnt know what to do. completely freezes up as he sees her messily finger herself, she just cant rub her clit right, so its a struggle to fit a single digit in since she cant get wet enough. its awkward yet hot, watching his sweet daughter trying to stuff her cunt with a finger, her hole too tight to the point that she cant even find any pleasure in... pleasuring herself at all. hes about to leave, but his dick is just too hard that its uncomfy so he accidentally makes a noise and makes himself known, both staring at one another with wide eyes. and just when hes abt to leave and act like nothing happened, she bursts out crying from embarassment and he just cant resist her so he goes in to comfort her and tho he knows its fucked up, he offers to help

he eats her out to get her wet enough to finger her properly without much difficulty this time. its slow and sweet, bc thats what his babygirl deserves, even if it wasnt him doing it. but the thought of some dumb college jock taking her virginity fully just doesnt sound right to him so?? he just HAS to do it himself. obviously, she thinks that, even though they were way past it, just inappropriate, bc... eating her out and fingering her is ok as long as he doesnt rly fuck her, right? so he gives up and settles for some panty-fucking, just sliding his cock against her pussy lips through the fabric of her panties (which he eventually yanks to the side because he just needs to feel her), bc it doesnt count if it doesnt go in, but shes just so wet that the tip accidentally (and easily) slips down her hole, but since hes already there, he coaxes her into letting him in and just popping her cherry 😣

(sorry that was so long 😭) (can u tell if im ovulating)

Me right now as I’m reading that 🤭

Anon, I love love love the trope of the tip slipping in so might as well just get dicked down 😌 that and ‘just the tip baby, swear that’s all’ 🥴 both are good 😵‍💫

And it just makes it ten times more taboo if Leon’s the one to pop his daughter’s cherry, using a flimsy ass excuse of ‘dad’s gotta show you how it is so some dumbass boy won’t take advantage’ 🤭

[pedriache]

Softly — Leandro Trossard.

Pairing: Leandro Trossard x Fem!Reader

Summary: You wake to the smell of your best friend making you breakfast, a normal routine when he visits. If only you knew it would take one tiny accident for the two of you to get out what you’ve been trying to do for years.

Word count: 983

Disclaimer/s: none, just pure fluff!

A/N: This one’s for all my babygirls(angie)… i see you ladies(angie).. i’m lurkin(freaking).. and im stalking(ur reposts).. when you least expect it(its very evident i tell u every time)…

The smell of freshly cooking bacon wafted throughout your small apartment on the outskirts of Brussels. You’d lived in the city since you were a fresh adult, while starting Uni and hadn’t moved since.

The only difficult part, was the distance it put between you and your best friend, Leo. When he’d moved away for career purposes, you were stuck in Belgium. Although, he did try to visit as much as possible.

Today was during one of those visits. In which, he had always stayed at your place. And every morning, you would wake up to the smell of him cooking breakfast.

Exiting your bedroom with a smile on your face, you shuffle your way into the kitchen. The smell hitting your nostrils in the most heavenly way.

“Leoooo.” You sighed out, accidentally startling him in the process.

“Christ!” He grumbles, “you scared me.”

You laugh, waving away his still wide-eyed state. “Sorry to interrupt, just cannot fathom how good this smells.” Walking toward the stove, your eyes flutter shut. “Maybe I do need to move to the UK.”

Leandro, admiring the way you looked in the morning light, hums softly. “Please do.”

Taking a few steps back so the man could take the pieces of bacon off the pan, you nod thoughtfully. “Unfortunately, moving to a whole ‘nother country for a friend wouldn’t make a very good reason on my resignation letter.”

Rolling his eyes, Leandro moves to open the waffle maker, diligently taking them out one by one. “Just say you’re getting married or something.” He kids, turning to you with a teasing look.

You loved moments like this, when he was more playful than serious. It was a moment just like this, all those years ago, that made you realize you were deeply in love with him.

“Yeah? And who would I be marrying?” You quirk an eyebrow, taking a plate from the newly cleaned stack before handing it to him.

Leandro begins his process of making you a traditional Belgian waffle as he speaks, “well, me of course?”

It was a joke, of course it was. But that didn’t stop your stomach from flipping. Before you know it, you’re speaking again. “Ah, my childhood dreams of our marriage, finally fulfilled?”

You’d mean’t that to come out as a joke, but the way his gaze landed on you, his lips tugged into a lopsided grin, eyes twinkling in the light, oh you’d really meant it.

“You dreamt about that?” He asks, his voice still laced with humor, but with a little bit of something you couldn’t quite place. Something a little more.. wishful.

Cheeks burning a light shade of red, you shrug, trying to find a way to play it off. “Don’t let that get to your head.”

He finishes the waffle, adding a few extra strawberries on the side just the way you liked. “It already has, sorry.” Leandro hands you the plate, his face amused as he watches your eyes roll.

Taking the plate, you tense at the sudden flesh to flesh contact, your hands then failing to grip the plate once his pull away.

A loud shattering sound making the both of you jump back, “shit!” You grumble, slouching down to pick up some of the pieces, only for them to be swatted away.

“Don’t!” Leandro snaps, “don’t touch them, you might get cut.” He softens his voice, concern etched across his face as he swiftly moved to grab a broom from the pantry.

While he sweeps it up, you watch with a from. “Sorry, all that hard work and I drop it.”

“It’s okay,” he sighs, eyes flickering up at you. “Are you okay?”

“Hm? Yeah, why?” Your eyebrows furrow.

“You just seemed a little tense thats all,” he shrugs it off, dumping the contents into the garbage before putting the broom away.

You—still upset— hadn’t noticed he’d made his way over to you. “Don’t worry about it… i’ll make you more. It’s no trouble.” He reassures, his hands holding your biceps with a comforting squeeze.

“I know, I just feel bad.” You pout, eyes meeting his.

His eyes. His dark raccoon-eque dark circles, which only seemed to lighten when during his bi-monthly visits.

Leandro chuckles, placing a gentle kiss to your forehead. “I’d make you a dozen waffles, don’t worry about one. It probably wasn’t that good anyways.”

You pull away from his touch for a second, examining his face. You were certain in that moment, you had never loved him so much.

“I love you.” You blurt out, eyebrows scrunching together.

“I know.” Leandro lets out a breathy laugh, “I love you too.” His hands drop from your arms to his side, already walking back toward the ingredients to make more waffles.

You purse your lips. “No, Leo.” You huff, “I love you.”

He pauses, turning around. “I know, and I said—“

“No, i’m in love with you.”

You said it. After nearly ten years of loving him, so silently, so passionately, you’d finally just said it. And he was quiet. Probably stunned, probably in disbelief.

“And, I said I love you too.” He finally speaks, taking painfully slow strides back toward you.

“Yeah, but I—“

“But nothing.” Leandro tilts his head to the side, his hand coming to rest on your cheek, a feeling you welcome. “I love you, too.”

“Oh.” You blink, subconsciously leaning into his touch, “oh..?”

You two stand like that for a moment, reveling in the moment. An unspoken understanding passing between you in that moment, with you simply reveling in the fact that you’d spent ten long years loving him in silence when the whole time, he’d loved you right back.

You don’t comprehend it when his lips touch yours for the first time, it’s a soft peck. A small, tender act of affection that made your heart do summersaults. Smiling, you press your lips back into his.

DTS , @halfwayhearted & @ar4ujos . Please no comment on how ?? this is i wrote it at 4 in the morning and i have been awake for like 28 hours straight now so…

[crowcat-writes]

HYPHEN ANON HERE SKZ (the group that made youtiful) IS MY ULT GROUP TIME TO RANT!! I LOVE YOU FOR LETTING ME DO THIS :3 :3 :3 I swear if this ask doesn't send..

okay so this group, stray kids, was fully debuted 03/15/2018! it was formed by the survival show called, well, stray kids! there are eight members (and three subunits they're in. 3racha is the producer subunit, formed predebut)

bangchan (3racha) - the leader, he's a workaholic and very silly. wait all the members are actually. aussie boy who hates pineapple burgers "there is a piece of pineapple. in my burgah'". his skzoo is a wolf!

lee know/lee minho (danceracha) - the most cat person to ever cat person. absolute dance machine. he almost got kicked out from stray kids but got put back before debut. his skzoo is a bunny!

changbin (3racha) - oh the things I could say about this man... (he's my bias <3) main rapper, and he's like, crazy fuckin good. like faster than eminem good. his girl group dance covers EATTT. his skzoo is a dwaekki! (part bunny part pig thing)

hyunjin (danceracha) - changbins wife (wait nvm I think its the other way around? I don't remember) also a really good dancer, with some fire raps too. his skzoo is a ferret!

han (3racha) - the babygirl ever, but he's also a crazy good rapper. accidentally started an "aye domino❗❗" cult, you could check duolingo or even the domino pizza social media accounts to see for yourself. writes songs like he's going through his 4th divorce. his skzoo is a quokka!

felix (danceracha) - he looks so cute, right? wait until you hear his voice bro, he goes DEEP. also aussie, and like minho, almost got kicked out of the group. his skzoo is a chick!

seungmin (vocalracha) - "seungmin in the building!!" jyps (their boss) biggest opp. funniest member, when he says something the entire group dies. his skzoo is a puppy!

i.n./jeongin (vocalracha) - cutie patootie. maknae on top (he has a song dedicated to how much of the best maknae, or youngest, he is) im so in love with his vocals, just like how all the members are in love with him. his skzoo is a fennec fox!

youtiful is in the 5 star album, their 3rd most recent album! (2nd most recent is rockstar, most recent is the ate album that came out July 19th) they're super talented and they're on tour right now!! you should check out the solo stages they did cause GOD DAMN!!

They sound cool, might check’em out if I ever wanna sample K-pop!

i am SO sorry but my first thought about the Skzoo thing is “so that’s their fursona?” (I am a furry this is not in any sense derogatory)

<3

[touyasdoll]

GIRL DAD EIJIROU KIRISHIMA WHOS FOUR YEAR OLD DAUGHTER JUST STARTED EXHIBITING A QUIRK JUST LIKE HER DADS AND ACCIDENTALLY GIVES HIM A LITTLE CUT ON THE CHEEK AND SHE FEELS SO BAD SHE WONT LET HIM LEAVE FOR WORK BEFORE SHE GIVES HIM A BANDAID

This is the story of how Red Riot was caught on patrol w a hello kitty bandaid on his cheek bc he didn’t have the heart to tell his sweet girl that she didn’t even scratch him that much rjrjdojd

CRYING. IM CRYING OVER THIS

bonus boy dad Bakugou bc I can’t help myself

Girl dad Kirishima who’s wrangling your four year old to get her ready for the day before he has to leave for work, because he’s always doing whatever he can to make your day easier before he goes.

He’s feeding her breakfast, watching her munch on mini pancakes while he stands behind her, his massive hands manipulating teeny tiny red bows into the pigtails he’s styled her hair into.

“All done, babygirl,” he squats down beside her chair with a soft smile, “You look beautiful as always. Daddy’s got go now. Be good for your momma, all right?”

“Okay! Be careful, Daddy. I’ll miss you!” She beams, extending her little arms out for a goodbye hug and a kiss.

He leans forward, his heart swelling as she throws her arms around his neck and squeezes as tight as she can. She turns her head to peck his cheek like she always does, but this time her quirk activates and it startles her, her lips leaving the slightest scratch on his face as she jerks away.

She’s mortified when she sees the faint scratch, her bright red eyes gleaming with the threat of tears instead of excitement.

“Oh no, Daddy! I’m so sorry!” She reaches out to touch his cheek, but she’s afraid to hurt him again, so she stops and his heart almost breaks in two seeing how concerned his sweet little girl is that she might hurt him. “Are you okay? We have to get you a bandaid for your boo-boo!”

“I’m okay, sweetie, I promise. You didn’t hurt me, honey.” He smiles reassuringly, patting her head, which she shakes adamantly as she pushes her chair away from the table, hopping down to wrap her whole hand around his pinky finger and drag him down the hall.

“No, you need a bandaid! C’mon, I know where Mommy keeps them,” she’s tugging him along with all her strength as he chuckles quietly and follows.

“Okay, babygirl.” He follows her into the bathroom, where she pulls open a drawer to retrieve a box of Hello Kitty bandaids and struggles to open the one she selects.

“Here, lemme help you,” he smiles as he kneels down, his voice soft as he peels the paper away and dangles the bandaid on the tip of his finger for her to take.

“Thank you!” She grins and takes the bandage in both hands, carefully placing it over the barely there scratch. “There you go, Daddy! Does that feel better?”

He’s so in awe of how sweet and kind your little one is, just like her mother, he thinks as he pulls her into a hug, kissing her temple while she throws her arms around his neck again.

“Much better, sweetheart.” He boops her nose, chuckling quietly as she pulls away, “Looks like you’re the hero around here today. I gotta get going now, so look out for your mom and sister while I’m gone, okay?”

“Okay, Daddy!” She hops excitedly, running down the hall to where you’re bouncing her younger sister on your hip. “Rainbow Riot is here to help!”

“Oh, thank goodness,” you let out a soft giggle, stroking her hair before looking to Eiji as he strolls up to you. “You trying to bring that bandaid trend back? If it didn’t work for Nelly, I’m not sure it’s gonna work for you, babe.”

He rolls his eyes playfully as you laugh and he leans in to place a chaste kiss to your lips, “Someone’s quirk made another appearance, but our little hero was on top of it.”

“I see,” you smile down at the little girl while he kisses your infant daughter on the crown of her head. “Well thank goodness you knew just what to do.”

“Oh wait! I forgot something!” She bounces animatedly, tugging on his pant leg. “The last part is the most important.”

“What’s that?” He grins down at her.

“You need another kiss from Mommy!” Her cute little voice is so adamant as she stands between the two of you, tugging him to stand even closer to you as the both of you exchange glances and pout at how adorable she is. “On the boo-boo! They’re like magic. If it still hurts, it shouldn’t anymore after that.”

“You heard the little lady,” he grins and stoops down far enough to let you place a peck to his cheek, your smile lingering on his Hello Kitty bandaged skin. “You know what, you’re right.” He pats her on the head, “Doesn’t hurt at all anymore.”

“See? Magic,” she whispers, a sense of wonder in her melodic voice.

“You know, I’ve always suspected your mom was magic.” He winks at her, glancing at you as he grabs his keys. “You two have fun today, I’ll be home before too long.”

“What’s with the bandaid? You’re fuckin’ 32 years old and you can transform into a rock, haven’t you figured out how not to cut yourself shaving?” Bakugou narrows his eyes at the small pink accessory on Kiri’s cheek.

“I mean, no, actually,” he shrugs, “But this is courtesy of the mini-me.” He laughs, “She accidentally scratched me with her quirk this morning and insisted on fixing it herself.”

“Ah,” he nods with a knowing, lopsided grin, lifting his shirt to reveal a tiny handprint with a Paw Patrol sticker slapped over it on his stomach. “Had a little incident of our own this morning.”

[skeezsbbygirl]

kiss it better + bang chan

hello lovelies! (づ￣ ³￣)づ

im back with another bang chan scenario <3 hope you guys enjoy this one!! (oh and tmt hit 1k+ notes ahhh thank you so much >.<, also i might be uploading a prince!chan fic soon, stay tuned sunshines)

STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

"Chris, baby, please."

It's been two hours, nearing three, since Chris decided to give you the silent treatment. The cause of your current suffering rooted from the events that took place last night.

A college friend of yours happened to be visiting the city, and what better way to celebrate a rare occasion than dressing up and going for a girl's night out with a bunch of your other friends. Chris happily agreed to let you go, he didn't need much convincing since he trusted you with everything and that included you getting home in one piece.

As the late hours of the night passed and shifted over to the wee hours of the morning, Chris grew worried, checking his phone for the nth time as he expected a call or text from you to reassure him that you were fine, or that you were at least still alive somewhere.

Fortunately, he managed to get a hold of your situation through one of your friends, credits to Jisung for grabbing her number that one time you guys set them up for a date.

"Hyung, she said that (y/n) got into a cab ten minutes ago," Jisung explained over the phone. "Her phone also died, so that's probably the reason why you haven't heard from her," he added.

"Alright, got it. Thanks, Ji."

Strike one.

Your drunk self thought that it was a good idea to call for a cab, even declining your girlfriend's offer to drive you home. You insisted that you were fine and that you would only derail their way home since your apartment's route leads to the opposite direction. So, in your semi-intoxicated state, you hopped into a cab and made your way home.

Strike two.

You came home last night, struggling to keep a certain level of sobriety. Heels in one hand and your clutch in the other. You weren't completely hammered, but it was still enough to piss Chris off as he took in your drunken state.

Strike three.

Nevertheless, Chris patiently took care of you. He helped you out of your clothes, took your makeup off for you, and tucked you in bed with him.

You could've gotten away with what happened, until your hungover self decided to betray you.

When Chris sat you down for breakfast, he managed to ease in the happenings of last night, carefully bringing it up as to not agitate you or make you feel like he's blaming you for going out and having fun.

He was just worried, especially having known that you went home all by yourself without even contacting him.

"Baby, you could've borrowed one of your friends' phone and asked me to come pick you up," Chris sighed as he reached out for your hand, placing his on top of yours, his fingers tracing circles on your skin.

"I know and I'm sorry, but can you just scold me later?" you said, your tone a little harsher than you intended it to be, probably due to the lingering headache and side effects of your drinks last night. You felt like your skull was being split into two and you just wanted to eat and recover in silence.

"Babe, I'm not scolding you. I was just-"

You cut Chris off. "Alright, I get it, you were worried but I took care of myself. So let's just argue later, yeah?" you snapped.

And you're out.

Upon hearing your reply, Chris' jaw clenched, visibly appearing offended and irritated. He retracted his hand from yours, opting to cross his arms over his chest.

You bit your tongue when the words you spat out finally settled in. It sounded wrong and you definitely shouldn't have said that. You readied yourself for the argument that was about to ensue, but nothing came.

"Okay."

That was all he said before he stood up and left.

Your eyes widened at the sudden realization that slapped you back into reality, the ugly outcome of your sudden outburst.

You were about to get up and follow Chris to apologize, however, the sudden throbbing pain in your head disabled you from getting out of your seat. Instead, you were forced to sit back down and wallow in guilt.

And that's how you ended up getting the silent treatment.

You left your boyfriend alone for a few hours, hoping that his anger would dissipate by the time that your hungover got better. But much to your dismay, he wasn't having it with you.

"Baby, can I come in?" you knocked on the door of Chris' home studio.

Silence.

"Chris, baby, please," you tried again, but you were still met with silence. You let out a sigh as you ambled back towards the living room, deciding to just give him space and talk it out whenever he's ready.

Chris was naturally a forgiving person, a little tougher on his members, but a complete sweetheart when it comes to you. So when he gave you the silent treatment for the very first time that day, you didn't know what to do.

So, you waited.

A couple of hours passed, three and a half, now, to be exact, you heard Chris' door unlock. You immediately perked up at the sound, quickly scurrying on your feet to meet him.

"Chris, I'm sorry," you apologized with your head hung low, eyes on the ground, and fingers fiddling with the hem of your shirt.

Nothing. Nothing, but the cold breeze of Chris passing by, giving you no due attention. He sauntered towards the kitchen and opened the fridge, paying more attention to the cold food items that were displayed in front of him.

How you wish you were the half-eaten cheesecake now, huh?

Having enough with his torturous act, you were set on using the two tricks you had up your sleeves -- 1) faking an injury, as petty as that sounds, you were desperate, and 2) luring him with something he likes, be it an innocent gesture or a daring one, you would practically do anything at this point.

With your first plan in mind, you crept up behind him and positioned yourself near the edge of the marble kitchen island, placing your hip at the sharp corner so that it would appear as if you bumped against it.

From a third person's point of view, you probably looked stupid, scratch that, you did look stupid, but you were set on breaking Chris' silent streak.

"Ah!" you yelped in pain, hands quickly coming up to clutch your right side. You dropped on the ground, still maintaining your hold on your "injured" torso.

As soon as you cried out in pain, Chris hurried to your side.

"Baby, are you okay?" he asked with a worried expression plastered on his face. His cold demeanor immediately melting once he saw you clutching your side. "What happened, babygirl?" he crouched down to meet your level.

"I accidentally hit the edge of the counter," you said. "Come here, baby," Chris placed your arms around his neck as he scooped you up from the ground, carrying you bridal style towards the living room.

"Show me where it hurts, love," Chris ordered as he sat you down with him. He carefully moved you on his lap, making you straddle him.

"Right here," you pointed towards a random patch of skin on your right side. Chris placed his hand over the supposedly injured area, gently soothing it with the warmth that radiated from his palm.

Adding the icing on the cake, you hissed in pain as his hand came in contact with your skin. "Shh, it's okay, baby. I got you," Chris cooed as he planted a kiss on your cheek, in hopes of making you feel better.

He lifted your shirt up a bit, allowing him to inspect for any cuts or damage to your skin. "Do you want me to go get an ice pack?" Chris offered. "No, it's fine," you replied.

"Alright, just tell me if need anything," Chris responded as he leaned down to press a chaste kiss on your exposed skin, tugging your shirt back down as he pulled away.

You nuzzled your face into his neck, in an attempt to conceal the grin that was forming on your lips. Completely fooled by your actions, Chris continued rubbing your side as he whispered sweet nothings in your ear.

"Does it hurt anywhere else, baby?" Chris asked and you nodded. "Here," you pulled away from him and pointed towards your chest. He shot you a puzzled look, confused as to why your chest would hurt when you claimed that you bumped your side.

"Because I was trying to apologize to my boyfriend a couple of hours ago, but instead, he gave me the silent treatment," you pouted.

Chris bursted out in laughter as he heard your response.

"It's true. I followed him around like a lost puppy, but he locked himself inside his studio. Totally unfair and uncalled for," you continued and Chris shook his head in disbelief, his laughter coming to a stop as he calmed down.

"I could say the same thing about what happened last night," Chris challenged, raising one eyebrow at you.

"I'm sorry. I know I was being stupid. I should've called you or at least shot you a message from my friend's phone to let you know that I was coming home late. I just thought that if I called, I was going to end up bothering you, considering that it was such an ungodly hour," you explained, fiddling with the string of his hoodie.

"(Y/n), you could never be a bother to me," Chris said, "And did you honestly think that I could sleep knowing that you were out there?"

"I was so worried about you. Thank Jisung for having one of your friend's number because I was this close to losing it," Chris stated.

"I know. I'm really sorry," you pressed a kiss to his lips. "I promise I won't do it again, forgive me?" you added, pecking his lips once more.

"I can't stay mad at you," Chris let out a defeated sigh. "Of course. I forgive you, babygirl," he gave you a small smile.

You cheered and pulled him in for a hug, momentarily forgetting about your said injury.

"Do you feel better now?" Chris teased as he poked your sides, making you jolt in surprise. "Christopher!" you squealed, bursting in a fit of giggles as you realized that you've been caught red-handed.

Well, at least the intentions of your plan worked.

"You know what they say, desperate times call for desperate measures," you shrugged and Chris chuckled in amusement. He leaned in and gave you a kiss.

"You're lucky you're cute."

[ncis-yp]

My Name [Tony Dinozzo Smut]

"Come on, Gibbs. It's late let us go" You heard Tony begging your boss to let you guys leave for the day.

"No, Dinozzo, I'm not letting you go early just so you can make your girlfriends legs shake." Gibbs reply. You rolled your eyes and walked into the office casually touching Tony's butt.

"Would you rather do it instead, Jethro" You whispered in his ear. He turned his head to you, his icy blue eyes meeting your (e/c) ones. You smirked knowing he'd let you go. "Come on Tony. Let's go" You grabbed his hand and lead him out.

"I love you, (y/n)." Was all he said when you guys got to the car. You smiled as he got into the car.

Timeskip~

You and Tony were laying together on the couch watching a movie. A rather dirty movie. You shifted between Tony's legs trying to discreetly trying to lessen the ache between your legs. But, as you shifted, your hand accidentally brushed against his man hood. Instantly waking a flame.

"Not comfortable, (l/n)?" Tony asked grinding upward involuntarily. You looked at him as he did so, his cheeks instantly turning red. "Sorry"

"It's all good, Dinozzo" You respond with your own motions. Tony almost instantly shifted positions, his hands on either side of your head, lips on yours. "Tony..." you moan into his lips. He smirks knowing his next movements would be the death of you.

In a swift motion, Tony hooks his arm under your leg lifting it slightly while grinding his hips. And with that, your soft hands that had been that been in hair were scraping down his bare back. Your hands made it down the waist band of his work trousers. Finding his belt buckle, you hurriedly undid it helping him get them off as he pulled the oversized shirt you were wearing over your head. He stopped to look at your bare pussy.

"Tony" you say.

"sorry princess, it just looks so good." He says as he gently pushes himself in. You gasp as he fills you. He gives you no time to adjust before moving quickly. He groaned as he thrusted into you, your breathy moans filling up his ears. "So, im not gonna-" he started but was quickly stopped as your walls clenched around him.

"Oh Tony" you nearly screamed. Music to his ears as you kept moaning, repeating his name as if that was a prayer.

"I'm not stopping till we're both shaking and the neighbors know my name" He managed to say between breathes as he angled himself to hit that special spot. Burying his face in the crook of your neck, biting your neck as you came.

"Fuck Tony!!" you scream, throwing your head back and arching you back. His thrusts not bothering to falter as you screamed his name.

"Thats it babygirl" he says as he came, continuing to move inside of you. "Such a good girl for me" he kept going he felt your legs shaking as you felt another knot form inside your stomach. "Already shaking for me? I must be doing a great job" your walls clenched around him again. He himself began to shake. There was a furious knock at the door. Tony managed to get himself off of you.

Both of you struggling to get up and clothed again. He threw a shirt at you and he jumped back into his trousers. You made it to the door first. Two cops stood at the door.

"We got a noise complaint about a Tony?" the cop said as he looked down at you.

"(y/n)... i thought i told you- oh hello officer" he wrapped an arm around your waist.

"Can you guys just keep the rabbit sex down? The neighbors don't wanna hear all that" the cops left you and Tony to laughter.

Next day~

"well Dinozzo, how was the rest of your day?" Gibbs asked, looking at you.

"Man boss, you should hear the way she gasps in your ear when you push it in" Dinozzo smiles.

[ashkise]

IM HERE AGAIN LOL can I ask for takao, aomine, and akashi reacting to their s/o speaking a different language (besides English?) ALSO IT’S OKAY YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING LMAOO

KUROKO NO BASKET BOYS REACTING TO YOU SPEAKING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE

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characters— TIMESKIP! takao kazunari, aomine daiki, akashi seijuro, kise ryouta

a/n—BAHAHSHW I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THEIR REQUEST SO HAD TO ASK THEM TO REQUEST AGAIN😭 IM SO SORRY (also im using google translate for the different languages so it might be wrong)

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✎TAKAO you and takao were basically having an argument about who was going to the store. it was petty really but you didn’t feel good and he was too busy watching tv. “princess, you always go to the store! why do i have to now?!” “eftersom jag inte mår bra” (because i don’t feel good!) you shouted back. the look on his face made all the anger go away because he looks so LOST. “uh? what did you call me?” you literally crackled feeling a whole lot better than before. you both decided to go to the store together and not talk about the argument. lmao when y’all got back he asked what language that was so he can learn too.

✎AOMINE you were both arguing about aomine being lazy and not helping around the house. “babygirl, i help you all the time!” aomine said slightly raising his voice. “when? when aomine?” “uh um,OH! i help you with groceries.” you literally face palm and sighed. “it’s cause i asked you.” “i still helped! what else do you want from me!” daiki was now raising his voice and you were getting pissed. “quiero que me ayudes más a menudo!!!” (i want you to help more often!!) you yelled back startling aomine. “you know i can’t speak your language! hell i can barley understand english” you started laughing and he was sooooo confused. he thought u were speaking english lmaooo.

✎AKASHI bro he would know all the languages you speak. he would literally study them for hours until he knows the basics and then advances. so when you are arguing with him, ur not safe lmao. when you’re talking in your native language he would literally talk back to you IN your native language. “vous me faites chier!” (you’re pissing me off) you yelled already wanting to go and take a nap in akashi’s arms. “bébé s'il te plaît, comprends-moi” (babe, please understand me) akashi said sternly. you blinked in surprise trying to understand how he knew french. akashi smiled softly walking towards you and pulling you into a tight embrace. “je suis désolé mon amour” (im sorry love). lmao he started taking even more french classes than necessary.

✎KISE you and kise were having a petty fight. it was basically about kise wanting cuddles but you were busy cleaning the house. “babeeeee” kise draws the ‘e’ hoping you get the memo. “not now ryo” he’s already pouting and making small grunting noises. “you know you could always help , it’ll be faster” you sigh when he shook his head. “goed, wees zo”(fine, be that way) you said it so casually that his head exploded. “babe… don’t tell me your an alien! i already have a friend who is obsessed with aliens!” kise wailed. you had to hold in your giggle. “unfortunately, i am not an alien” he smiled and pounced on you. “i’ll help babe!”. kept asking you to take buzzfeed test to see if you are actually a alien.

[sailorhyunjinz]

How do you think would skz be in a home party?🥰 love your writing~

OOOH this is fun heh LEZ GO THEM SKZ HOME PARTY HEADCANONS

also ah thank you <33 >//<

warnings; homeparty, alcohol consumption, puking other,,, drugs,,, mentions of sex under the influence, blowjobs. 

Bangchan;

ah finally some good as stress relief

chan definitely has a secret party animal hidden inside of him

he’s just so hot?!?!? like wearing ripped black jeans and those mf tanktops that show his entire ribcage from the side

~grinding~

but then he’s a total dork doing moves like the sprinkler HASHAHSAH

LOWKEY DAD MOVES

likes the really intense music, like he gets high off just music

all sweaty and UGHHDSKAJ SO HOT SO FUCKING HOT

attracts everyone at the party cause he’s just that hot

omg the arm wrestles 

the more drunk he is, the more aussie he becomes

IMAGINE HIM JUST SPEAKING IN A THICK AUSSIE ACCENT WHEN HE’S DRUNK AS A FUCKING BOAT

likes beer,,,, or like straight up soju

from the bottle ahsahsa

Minho;

will 100% trick somebody into doing drugs 

I KNOW THAT SOUNDS BAD BUT NOT LIKE ANYTHING REALLY HARDCORE 

he’d say its candy or smth (i feel like the person that would fall victim to this is drunk jeongin ahsahsah)

~grinding pt2~

its them dancer hips 😔 

he walks around this party like he owns the place (he probably does)

says the cockiest shit - “what’s up, babygirl” I FUCKING CANT-

i mean kudos to him, everybody wants to suck him off

drinking games that involve pain HASHAHAS

like slapping the person that loses the count in some sort of number game or smth

this has nothing to do with the games but just eats the ice in drinks

“it tastes yummy” and he’s like “IT ACTUALLY TASTES” you’re like wtf you stupid ass its frozen water

“oooooh,,,,”

becomes dumber as he gets drunk like,,, real dumb

will call his ex

Changbin;

i feel like he just zones out

and then starts dancing all of a sudden ahsahsha

complaining over the music

very quick in and out of emotions??

is the member that would most likely fight someone

also likes drinking a lot 

and making out

just very wild,,, and then not HAHSAHS I- 

his ego increases by like tenfolds when he’s around that many people

striking up conversations from left to right

most of his friends are people that he got to know at parties,,, or made out with

why does his voice get lower when he’s drunk??

also has a weird habit of undressing

NOT LIKE IN A SEXUAL WAY

he just starts feeling hot and doesnt even mind that there are people there

somebody fucking stop him- 

Hyunjin;

the loudest mf you will ever meet

he’s screaming for no reason at all

he’s just too excited (and if jisung is there then fucking expect to not have eardrums after the party is over)

his camera roll is just drunk party photos 

most of which are so blurry you can barely see what its supposed to be LMAO

also the mf that sings along to lyrics ITS LIKE CAN YOU STFU

before he gets too drunk he likes to make cocktails ahsahs

like mixing ice lollies with vodka 

lowkey comes up with some new type of alcohol 

total slut when he’s drunk

will let anyone fuck him

just does the sluttiest shit

licks everyone

moans in other peoples ears (a joke or not?? we shall never know)

just ugh,,, himbo material

Jisung;

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP FUCKBOY ALERT

no legit trying to hit up every girl and guy he sees

never goes home without sum pussy/dick

actually likes to drink?? surprisingly?? or maybe not really lmao

cannot control his limits

“i’ll just drink this and then im done”

30 minutes later homeboy is bent over the fucking toilet

also becomes the biggest baby

like after his hormones subside he just cuddles,,, 

goes over to chan to ask him to hold him

and chan is like; BITCH IM TRYING TO RELAX SHO

i also feel like he cries a lot

just gets kinda,,,, empty??

like sure, it’s fun,,, but why was he here?? what is the purpose of his life??

and then he pukes again HASHSA IM-

also,,, bong rip HASHAS IM SORRY IM SO SORRY

Felix;

loves loves loves playing games

spin the motherfucking bottle (or 7 minutes in heaven)

its all fun and games until he’s the one that gets the bottle at him

very very veeeeery giggly and just laughing at everything

muzzing NO IM JOKING IM JOKING

makes a shit ton of pot brownies and then gets too high

doesnt even recognise where he is

just staring at a mirror and then bursting out in laughter

throws it back

like its tiktok dances to the max

loves the attention he gets in like dance battles and such

LIKE LOWKEY HIS FAVORITE THING EVER

because he always wins

GO FELIX GO FELIX GO FELIX 

Seungmin;

responsible puppy

it doesnt mean that he’s boring, it just means that he doesnt want anyone in the ER

but eventually he’s drunk himself ahshash

he gets sleepy when drunk so the odds of finding him passed out in the bathroom is pretty large

when he dances he does like a little two step AHSHAHA PLEASE ITS SO ADORABLE-

he becomes like kinda awkward ahshash and its like what are you doing over in the corner??

munches all the snacks

accidentally eats felix’s pot brownies

UH OH.... he might be the one in the ER if im being frank

he thinks he’s about to pass out HSHAHSA 

will beat the shit out of felix the next day for putting the pot brownies next to the real brownies

doesnt like the taste of beer 

Jeongin;

i have a feeling he would go a bit too hard 

because he’s never really partied before and so he wants to try EVERYTHING

gets a bit too drunk OOPS-

but he’s very cute when he’s drunk so the others dont really mind

he’s like rubbing up on the others and giggling a lot with his face all flushed

would be a bit too shaky from all the substances he’s been putting into his body THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD UH,,, I MEAN LIKE,, sugar and shit like that

he hates the taste of alcohol but pretends to like it so he fits in aASHSHA POOR BABYYYY

easily pressured into things

might actually get his first fuck while drunk just saying,,,,

everything becomes like x1000 times more interesting

balloons on the walls? i wonder what happens if i try to bite it

PROTECC

[tomhardydallasstarsgirl]

FUCK.YOU.ANGEL.REYES.

Chapter 8

Angel Reyes x Black Reader

Warnings: Language, Angst Secrets coming to a head, Death and Clayton Cardenas making his debut.

"Dr. Helena to Surgery 3, Dr. Helena to Surgery 3", goes over the PA as you pace back and forth waiting in the waiting room.

Your Mayans brothers as you now call them are there with you for moral support as you all are patiently waiting for her Doctor to speak with you.

"Colibri, have a seat please", whispers Angel stopping you in your tracks.

"I can't Angel. I can get over this just that easy".

"I feel like I'm somewhat responsible for this".

"I haven't come to see her in a while and it's caught up with me for not doing so", as you break down and cry in front of everyone.

"Hey now, I won't have any of that now my beautiful sister, and I'm sure that bad ass in there who is your Granny won't have that foolishness either", says Naomi as she wipes away your tears.

"She knows you're an adult and have a lot of things on you plate right now. So don't feel guilty about not seeing her like you want to. Besides Bishop and I along with everyone else has been keeping her company as well too sugar", as your head rests on Naomi's shoulder.

Just then the doctor walks into the waiting room putting everyone on alert.

"Hello Ms. L/N. I just wanted to fill you in on your grandmother's condition. She's stable for the moment right now but, she will need surgery to repair the fracture in her hip".

"Wait a minute she'll need surgery? Will she survive this?", as a lump forms in your throat as Taza rests his hands on your shoulders.

"It's touch and go from here on out. Also, I will be performing the surgery along with Dr. Anders so we'll keep you all posted as she's getting prepped for surgery. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna scrub in".

"Can we see her now please?", you ask.

"Oh, yes you can. But, please don't bombard her all at once", says the doctor as he leaves to prepare for Mama Sadie's surgery.

Taza and Angel escort you to your grandmother's room as everyone else waits behind.

"Hey, Y/F/N", you hear being called behind you as you turn around seeing Margo and Neron together holding hands.

"Hey, Margo. Hey Creeper. What's going on you two", you say in a sing-song tone as Angel chuckles to himself.

She walks up to you giving you a hug as you eye Angel over her shoulder as he shrugs his shoulders like he's innocent as Taza suppresses a laugh.

"Lo siento Y/N", says Creeper kissing your cheek.

"We'll be in the waiting room okay", says Margo.

"Yes, we will. Anything for you my Mayan sister", says Creeper as they head towards the waiting area.

"Margo and Creep?", says you and your grandfather simultaneously drawing a smile on Angel's face.

"I'll tell you both later", says Angel as you all finally reach your grandmother's room.

"Hey let me get some air first okay? Then I'll be back to see her okay", you whisper to Angel.

"Want me to come with you mi dulce?", he asks not letting your hand go at the moment.

"No my King. I'll be fine", you say tip-toeing a kiss from Angel as he finally let's you go before stepping outside into the cool air.

Walking through the door to a seated area outside you breath a heavy sigh as you sit down on a bench in the well lit area. You take this time to respond to emails, texts and calls as you hear voices shouting. You walk to the corner of the building as you peek around it.

"Look he's is busy right now. Why do you keep coming around looking to start some shit. He's with his girl right now so just get the fuck out of here before he sees you", shouts Coco to the other person.

"You all know why I'm fucking here Coco. He needs to know and no one is going to stop me from telling him", speaks the female with a heavy accent", as you hear Gilly telling the female to leave.

"It's like what they say nowadays. What happens in Mexico stays in fucking Mexico. Now get the fuck out of here", says Coco gritting those words through his teeth.

The woman says nothing more as she takes her exit to leave. You accidentally step on a twig as your brothers look towards your general direction. You suddenly hear fast footfalls to the ground as you quietly ease your way back inside the hospital heading towards the ladies room where its empty of other occupants. You step into a stall as you sit on the toilet seat. You attempt to wrack your brain about what you just heard from outside between Coco and this female. You notice Bishop speaking quietly to what seemed to a be another doctor. You couldn't make out the entire conversation but, the only words you could make out was "paternity" and "DNA Test" causing you to almost stutter step in your tracks.

A nurse was just wrapping up checking vitals and making her comfortable as she quietly leaves the room. No words are spoken as the sounds of her heart being monitored beeps and your grandfather says a prayer in Native American Tongue.

Your body was stiff as you stood in the threshold of her room as Angel and Taza looked on with patience. You felt a bit queasy and dizzy as you swore the room suddenly begins to spin.

"Whoa, little one. Are you alright my dear", asks Taza with concern as he looks toward you.

"Angel", you shout as he catches you picking you up.

"Hey nurse, please help. My girl almost fainted", shouts Angel as you girls come running to check on you.

A male nurse brings a wheel chair for you to sit in as you grandmother's doctor approaches.

"Honey, are you okay?", asks Scarlett as they watch the doctor check you as Angel holds your hand.

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"Have you been eating well?"

"Not really".

"And what what about your sleeping Y/N? Has it been good for you?"

"No, it hasn't

"When was your last period?"

"Period?", your girls whispering looking at each other.

"Whoa dude!!! What you asking her that for?",says Angel grabbing the doctor by the collar.

"Goddammit Angel, STOP!!!. Let him do his job please", you say as Angel releases him straightening his collar back to normal.

"I'm so sorry doc. Didn't mean to do that to you sir.

"Oh, it's alright son", says the doctor letting out an uneasy chuckle as he continued to check on you.

"My last period was the week of April 20th", you spoke calmly to the doctor as your friends eyed each other with suspicion as Taza and glared in Angel's direction as he suddenly felt hot and nervous under the collar.

BUZZ BUZZ BUUUUUZZZZZ!!! Goes your friends phones as they all check them simultaneously.

"Biiiiitch, that was over two months ago", as your girls read Scarlett's group text as they all eye each in agreement as Bishop, EZ and Ariza walk up behind them quietly peaking over their shoulders without them noticing.

"Girl, I had a feeling Angel was back to waxing that ass", says Naomi responding next in the group text.

"No wonder she been all Minnie Ripperton "Looooooving Yooooouuu" and shit", goes Danielle next as your girls share a giggle.

"LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA", responds Scarlett.

You became dismissive of the thought of possibly being pregnant. You didn't have time to be a mother right now since you were more concerned about the well-being of your grandmother.

"You know what it's probably just stress Doctor. No need to do a test. I have been under a lot of pressure lately. With work, getting ready for this show that's coming up in a couple of weeks. Hell my girls been working their fingers to the bone as well getting this show together for the whole world to see", you say as you quickly dropped the subject. The doctor pleaded with you as you said no.

"Sir, im here for Mama Sadie right now. Not me. So can I spend time with her before she has surgery please.

The doctor doesn't argue as he respects your wishes leaving her room. You lay beside in her bed lacing her fingers with yours as you fall asleep.

"Colibri. Wake up Colibri. They're here to prep her for surgery", says Angel.

You give your grandmother a kiss as she's being wheeled away towards the operating room. Dr. Anders gives you words of comfort before heading off to the O.R. for your grandmother's surgery.

You're pacing back and forth in the waiting room as you wait for Mama Sadie. At that point you receive a text message:

CC: Hey babygirl, I heard about Mama Sadie from Margot. Im so sorry to hear that. I was thinking of coming there to see you all. Is that okay?

You contemplate on what exactly to say back to Clayton. At the time you didn't think it was a big deal so you answered his question.

Y/N: Sure no problem.

CC: Okay I will see you all tomorrow evening sweetheart. 😘⚘⚘

Y/N: Thank you. See you then. 😊

Its the next day as the sun is skimming the clouds when everyone was still waiting as you were asleep with Angel's arm around you. Well when you woke up with a jolt it wasn't Angel's arm around you it was Coco.

"Hey Coco? Where's Angel?".

"He's outside taking a smoke break".

Taking a long stretch you survey the waiting as you see all the couples fast asleep. All except for Angel. You decided to stretch your legs a bit as you grab your jacket. You was about to step outside as you bumped into Angel who looks upset.

"Hey, I was just looking for you. Are you okay baby?".

"Yeah, I'm good Colibri", as he grabs your hand pulling you away to leave the hospital.

"Whoa, wait a minute where are we going?"

"I need a shower and I'm hungry. Then we can come back".

"Okay well let me get my purse okay".

You head back to the waiting room to retrieve your purse without disturbing anyone. You made sure to tell the nurse at the front desk that you will be back shortly.

You were in the shower singing as Angel was cooking something quick for you both. You step out if the shower feeling good. You get dressed as you walk towards the living room hearing hushed tones of an argument. You didn't turn the corner as between Angel and the other person.

"Look it's not my fucking baby. And stop calling me. Stay away from my fucking brothers. I. DON'T. FUCKING. WANT. YOU", you hear as he tosses his cell phone across the room landing on the couch.

You put your biggest smile on your face as you come around the corner. You hug him from behind as he turns around to give you a deep kiss. You were about to say something when both of your phones go off simultaneously.

You both arrive at the hospital hand in hand running towards everyone else. Suddenly you stop in your tracks as you feel something fly right through you. As if another spirit touched your soul giving you a warm hug.

"Baby what's wrong?", asks Angel.

"Oh nothing im fine", you say as you finally see your grandfather being consoled by Hank and Bishop.

"Hey what's happening? How is Mama Sadie doing?", you ask Dr. Anders as you approach him

"I'm sorry Y/N. We tried everything but, your grandmother suffered an aneurysm and we couldn't get to it in time".

"So, are you telling me that my grandmother is dead?", you say raising your voices catching everyone's attention.

"Yes, Ms. L/N", as you began to wail and cry as your girls are there to comfort you.

Angel approaches you offering you hug as you stop him.

"I hope it was worth it Reyes. Since you have a baby on the way by some chick named Adelita", you say giving him a shove.

"Or as Coco called it "What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico".

"Babygirl, just calm down. I know your upset right let's just go somewhere we can talk and make arrangements", says Bishop attempting to calm you down.

"Oh, here you go Obispo. How is that paternity test coming along huh? I'm curious to find out what kid will you be fathering along with Angel?", you shout wiping tears away.

"He could be your father Y/N", goes a voice as you turn around to see that its your life long best friend Naomi.

"What do you mean Bishop could be my father", you ask with disbelief on your face.

"Bishop told me this a while back. He confessed to me with tears in his eyes saying that he could be the father of my best friend".

"That's not true Philip is my father to me and my baby brother" you shout as you run off.

"Give her some space Hermano", says EZ grabbing his older brother's shoulder.

Clearing the hospital front door you see Clayton walking to those same doors. You run toward him jumping into his arms as you break down and cry. Angel walks out first with his brothers in tow catching a glimpse.

"Hey Hey Hey, what's the matter babygirl", says Clayton comforting you.

"Can we get out of here Jonathan?".

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[alpacinosimp69]

Daddy (Charlie Swan x Reader)

A/N: Guys I just watched twilight 😩 it was so scary :((((( but anyway i thought charlie swan was kind of a dilf so i wrote this little thing :))))))) please be nice this is my first fanfic ever!!!!!

Jacob sits on the windowsill, legs dangling over the edge, the moonlight painting him into a jet black silhouette. I’m lying on the bed in a sensual unicorn onesie, holding back tears.

“It’s not right,” Jacob growls softly into the night. “This man’s no good for you. Does he even know what your true form is, Tentacles?”

“Why does he have to know?” you shoot back angrily. “It’s just a casual thing. I’ll forget about him in no time.” Under your breath, you add, “And don’t call me Tentacles. You know I hate that name. You know Dad was still a coke addict when he chose it.”

“Alright,” he sighs. “What do you want me to call you?”

“Tenny.”

“That’s so fucking ugly. I will not call you that.”

“Don’t make me angry,” you growl. “You know what happens when I’m angry, Jacob.”

He punches the wall out of anger. The whole house caves in. Distantly, I can hear the screams of all our brothers as they are crushed to death beneath the debris, but I don’t give a shit. I hate them all anyway.

“You need to hear this, Tentacles!” Jacob yells sexily. “I don’t want you seeing that man anymore! It’s only gonna end badly, for the both of you!”

“Shut the hell up, Jacob! How do you know what’s good for me?”

His eyes soften, and he slumps back against the bed. He stares at his own hairy hands as though he can’t recognize them. “Because I’m your older brother and I care about you, Tentacles. I don’t want to see you hurt. I’m only doing this to protect you.”

I’m so angry i can feel my skin harden into magic rainbow scales that glimmer in the moonlight. Oh 𝓝𝓸... Jacob made me angry. Im transforming. This isn’t good. I don’t want to accidentally hurt him or drag him into the river and hold his head underwater until he drowns and his body gets washed upstream into Portland again (it’s one of my silly little quirks)... 𝓝𝓸. I have to get out. For his own good. Quickly, i leap out the window and flop on the ground until I reach the banks of the river. I have to get into the water soon, or I’ll run out of oxygen and die.

Before I jump into the ice cold water, I yell out of spite, “You can’t tell me what to do, Jacob! You’re not my daddy!”

Suddenly, at the mention of ‘daddy,’ Charlie Swan is summoned from the police station in his policeman uniform with his porn actor mustache and manifests through the cold autumn air. He stares at you, shocked, as you flop madly around and asphyxiate.

“Did someone say daddy?” he asks breathlessly.

“I-I-I-I-I-I did,” you gasp. “Quick, Charlie, dunk me into the river before I asphyxiate and die!”

There’s a panicked look into his eyes as he picks you up roughly and carries you in his arms. You’re a little shy sitting naked in his arms like that (every time you transform into your true mermaid form, you rip out of your clothes... another silly little quirk xD), but his coarse thick dilfy dark dominant arm hairs feel so nice and gentle and warm and sweet and rough... but not too rough, just the perfect amount of roughness... on your bare skin. You blush. He dunks you headfirst into the river.

“Is that better, baby girl?” He asks.

You bring your head out of the water, dripping wet, and say, “y-y-6ay-y-y3s daddy”

He stares somberly into the moonlight and shimmers. “Good. If you died... I-I wouldn’t know what to do. I can’t imagine living without you, baby girl.”

“Even though you’ve only known me three days and we managed to have sex fifty-three times in that brief timespan?”

“*precisely* because I’ve only known you three days and we managed to have sex fifty-three times in that brief timespan.”

You blush. “C-c-c-c-c-can we do it right now daddy?”

“Anything for you, baby girl,” he smirks sexily. You blink and suddenly all of his clothes have been torn off and he’s wading into the water after you. God he’s so fucking sexy. You give him a sexy stare as your papilla widens and you sexily release dozens of your eggs into the water, just ready to be fertilized. He smirks sexily as he sexily releases his sperm, which floats all the way down to the bank of the river and fertilizes all your eggs.

“Oh yeah daddy,” you moan.

Suddenly he sobers up and stares at the moon through the surface of the cool blue water. “We can’t do this anymore, Tentacles.”

You immediately start sobbing and searching for a cliff to launch yourself off of. “BUT WHY DADDY”

“Because.......” he sighs. “I’m a man. You’re a fish. It just won’t work.”

“I’m not a fish!” you scream. “Okay, I’m only part fish! But I’m part salmon! That’s the sexiest fish!”

“I know that’s the sexiest fish,” he confesses. “But babygirl... it’s just not right. I need to protect you. Listen... what if I’m... not the hero? What if I’m the bad guy?”

You sigh and stare somberly up at the moon. “Then... I guess I’m in love with the bad guy, aren’t I?”

He stares at you somberly, eyes shining. “Do you mean it, babyiglr?”

“Of course.” You bite your lip, afraid to go on. “What if I... turned you? What if I turned you into a mermaid? So we could be together forever? Mermaids don’t die, you know. I know we’ve only known each other three days now and we’ve managed to have sex fifty-four times in that timespan, but I... I just know you’re the one, daddy. I want to be with you forever.”

He starts sobbing. “That’s beautiful.”

You’re about to mark him into a sexy shirtless dilfy merman by tearing off your scales and forcing him to consume them one by one when suddenly the water above you ripples and Jacob crashes into the water in his wolf form. He barks at Charlie until Charlie starts crying.

“How dare you touch my sister?” he growls.

“I’m sorry, Jacob!” Charlie begs as Jacob begins to mercilessly maul him to death.

“𝓝𝓸 JACOB STOP!” you scream, trying to pull him off of your lover and soon-to-be father of your seven thousand children.

Jacob turns to stare at you, his eyes softening. You can see a hint of his humanity in those dark brown orbs.

“This isn’t like you, Jacob,” you say quietly. “Look at me, Jacob. This isn’t the real you. You’re letting all the demons inside of you out. I know it’s hard, but you have to hold them in. For your own good.”

“Tentacles...” he says softly, as all of his hair starts to fall out and his skin stretches and disfigures into the shape of an extremely buff human male.

You hug him and sob into his shoulder. “I thought I was gonna lose you, Jacob...”

“Don’t you understand, Tentacles?” he says, staring somberly at the moon. “I would never give you up. I would never let you down, run around, or desert you.”

You smile at him when suddenly you hear the sounds of Charlie desperately gasping for air as he drowns in the river. You immediately start sobbing. “don’t DIE DADDY!”

“Don’t worry, I’ll save him” Jacob growls, immediately grabbing Charlie by the stomach and throwing him onto the bank with his superhuman strength. He immediately starts gasping for breath.

“Is he gonna die?” you sob.

“𝓝𝓸,” Jacob says, staring off into the distance. “Not if you give him mouth to mouth. That’s the only way to save him now.”

“Why can’t you give him mouth to mouth?”

“Because that’s gay.”

You sigh, resigning yourself to your fate. You lean your head down, about to give Charlie mouth to mouth and revive him, when suddenly Edward Cullen bursts through the trees, carrying Bella in his arms. She’s limp, and hopefully dead, but when you get a closer look at her you realize that unfortunately she’s still breathing.

“Jacob, I need your help,” Edward screams, sparkling even though it’s moonlight and for some reason he’s shirtless. “It’s Bella... she almost died again.”

Jacob stares somberly at the moon. “What happened this time?”

“She fell down the stairs and immediately fell into a coma,” Edward screams. “And then she somehow flew out through a window, where she sustained numerous lacerations to the skin. And then she fell off a cliff, where she broke all 206 of her bones. And then the smell of her blood attracted all the nearby vampires, who immediately began to feast on her blood. I had to suck all the poison out of her body for an hour and twenty seven minutes while at the same time resuscitating her and fighting off all seventeen vampires while simultaneously ripping my clothes off.”

“I don’t understand,” Jacob says. “What do you need me for?”

“Guys, Charlie’s dyin—“

“Shut the fuck up!” Edward screams, turning to you. “Nobody cares! Can’t you see someone’s dying over here?” He sets Bella down in the grass and begins sobbing and staring somberly at the moon. “Jacob I need you to give her mouth to mouth.”

“Why me?” Jacob growls. You begin to perform the Heimlich maneuver on Charlie, but you’re too distracted by the sight of edward’s sparkling six-pack to focus.

“Because....” Edward screams, staring sexily I mean somberly at the moon. “If I do it.......... I won’t be able to control myself.”

“From doing what?”

“Just shut up and do it, Jacob!”

Jacob immediately rips off his shirt in order to perform mouth to mouth more efficiently and brings his lips to Bella’s. Edward gets so jealous watching them, he leaps three inches through the air and punches Jacob across the face.

“What did you do that for?”

“Don’t you dare touch her!” Edward screams. “She’s mine and mine alone!”

“You abandoned her!” Jacob growls. “She’s mine now!”

“Guys Charlie’s dying what do I—“

Jacob immediately unleashes his wolf form and begins to maul Edward, but Edward continuously punches him, sparkling in the moonlight all the while. The fight lasts for thirty-two seconds, before Jacob rips Edward’s face off and begins cannibalizing that ugly mf’s body. You watch in horror, and then you realize that Charlie’s still dying. You can’t save him in time and he eventually dies. You get so sad that you start sobbing and fling yourself off a cliff where you hit the stone bed beneath the river and die on impact.

[hyukiee]

Chapter 6: Withdrawal

warnings: cussing, drug mention, withdrawals

so im just the worst procrastinator ever.. i have a hard time keeping with stories but i absolutely love this one so i’ll do better for yall ❤️

“What? What is it? Take a picture creep it will last longer,” you rolled your guys at Taehyung who had been staring at you with his cute box smile for what felt like forever. It was making you blush. “Can I?” He exclaimed like a little child about to open up a christmas gift. You sighed playing rolling your eyes again. “So what now? I mean like once we land, what am I supposed to do?” It was stupid on your part to not fully think this through but for once you let your heart make a decision for you. It felt nice but it made you so anxious. A xanax would of been nice right now. “You can stay with us for as long as you want, we’ll help you look into schools and we’ll start from there,” he grabbed your hand and held it like he was afraid you would jump out the plane before it even took off. This is really making you anxious. You were too consumed with your feelings to even think about making the smart decision of packing some xanax for, well, this. You would have to get it medically prescribed to you in South Korea, you don’t take that place for a druggie world. You’ve never had to go through a withdrawal but something tells you the guys won’t let any of your shit slide.”So how about that picture baby?”

“So y/n is going with the manager to the other exit, the fans are all outside you know how it is,” Namjoon spoke to the group before they walked out of the plane. “Is this my life now?” You only half jokingly whispered to Taehyung. “Not for long babygirl, i’ll post that picture of us eventually,” he whispered back winking at you before kissing your cheek. “See you at the dorm!” He waved at you frantically like a little boy going to his first day at school. Cute.

“Korea really is so different,” you spoke to yourself looking around at the neighborhood you and the manager parked in. Definitely different from California. Seoul was beautiful though, the city lights at night must be a sight. You walked up to the dorm and realized it was a lot different on the inside. The outside made it seem like some average middle class place, which was probably the point but the inside was beautiful. BTS is rich, most definitely but you would of guessed that when you got a mimosa on the private plane. “Mm, I can get used to having you here,” Taehyung wrapped his arms around your waist kissing your neck. You tried to make a response but started realizing something was off. You felt cold but it almost seemed like you were sweating. “What’s wrong?” When you tried to speak you felt something come up from your throat. You pushed Taehyung away and ran to the sink in the kitchen and threw up. “Fuck,” you gagged continuously before you threw up again. “Did the plane make you sick?” Taehyung asked rubbing your back with one hand and grabbing your hair in the other. “I don’t know, maybe, i’m fine I just need to go to a doctor and get some xanax or something,” throwing up made your anxiety sky rocket and it almost seemed like you were starting your first ever withdrawal. “What the fuck y/n, I thought you realized you can’t do that shit here, what are you thinking?” It sounded like Taehyung was scolding you like some child. You had no energy in you to argue with him right now. Your whole body was screaming at you to get something, anything in your system. “Jesus fucking christ,” you rubbed your forehead before turning around walking out the dorm, maybe accidentally slamming the door.

“I didn’t mean to eavesdrop but is everything okay” Yoongi walked out right when you left bring Tae’s attention to him. “This is gonna be hard, that’s for sure,” Taehyung laughed sarcastically. “If she’s going to the doctor for it that means she wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. She might actually need it. I’ll tell you now though, being someone with anxiety, they won’t give her or anyone Xanax,” Yoongi tried to calm Taehyung’s nerves, he was very obviously frustrated but he didn’t really need to be. He started to feel bad as he thought about it more. He knows you have pretty bad anxiety and his hyung was right, you said you would go to the doctor, not the streets. “Is y/n okay?” Jimin asked walking into the dorm. At least your still out there. “She’s fine, just a little plane sick, Taehyung resolved Jimin’s concern right before you walked in with the rest of the members. “We were just talking about having some drinks to welcome y/n, what do you all think?” Namjoon asked the three guys enthusiastically knowing no one would say no but Taehyung desperately wanted to. The last thing he needs right now is you being drunk and pissy. 

“Guyssss, thank you so much for beinging me here, this is great,” you spoke hugging as many members as you could after taking another big swig of your drink. You were really drunk and absolutely loving it. You noticed Taehyungs glares a long time ago but you didn’t care. You did but you were mad at him for trying to change you. Just because you came here doesn’t mean your just going to stop these habits you’ve had for literally years. He’s being delusional. You made eye contact with him from across the room and quickly turned around to walk the other way, almost completely losing your balance in the process. “Y/n are you okay?” Taehyung ran to you trying to keep you from falling. “I’m fucking fine,” you pushed him away feeling less than fine but your stubbornness kept you from accepting his help. The second you said that though you felt yourself about to throw up and ran to the bathroom only barely making it. “Y/n... i’ll take you to the doctor tomorrow, i’m sorry,” Taehyung got on his knees and rubbed your shoulders as weakly nodded before throwing up again.

“Hyung, i’m gonna miss practice today, I told y/n i’d take her to the doctor,” Tae rubbed the back of his neck as he whispered to Namjoon in the kitchen. “Is she okay?” “She will be, hopefully,” Taehyung sighed walking back to his room before his hyung could respond.

This would be far from how you’ve imagined withdrawals to be like. Your body felt paralyzed, every bone in you ached beyond belief. You had been throwing up all night and sleepless Taehyung stayed by your side the whole time. He felt bad walking back into his room to see you finally sound asleep knowing he had to wake you up if you wanted to get to the doctor on time. “Y/n.. you need to get up so we can take you to the doctor,” His heart melted seeing your nose scrunched up as you attempted to stretch, the pain you were in was very visably noticeable. Tae started to feel a sense of guilt, he didn’t think about how this would happen by having you come to Korea with them. “Do you need the bathroom before we go?” “If I throw up one more time I might actually throw up my insides,” your voice was raspy, hair was tangled beyond belief and your face looked lifeless but Taehyung still blushed and his stomach fluttered as he helped you up. “Well, don’t throw up in my car,” He gave you his box smile making you laugh partially rolling your eyes.

“So we found cocaine, xanax, ecstasy-“ “The list will go on, I know i’m withdrawaling from drugs,” you instantly felt bad for being snappy with the doctor but he probably understood. “Is there anything she can take to get through this?” Tae asked licking his lips and folding his arms, he was so attractive caring for you, it made you blush. “Unfortunately, if she wants to get clean, she can’t take anything. Frankly, with everything in her system i’d recommend rehab,” You scoffed. “Yah, i’m not 12, you can talk to me, the patient,” the doctor gave Taehyung a look before looking at you. His look screamed ‘fucking foreigners’ but fuck him. “Miss, I won’t perscribe you any anxiety medication until you come in again and you’re clean from all the drugs in your system,” “He can’t do that can he?” you turned toward Taehyung but he didn’t give you a response. “I have reason to believe there could be potential abuse if I prescribe you this drug so I have a right to deny you, for the time being.” The doctor gave his final words before bowing and leaving the room. Taehyung sighed before grabbing both your hands, “It’s okay… we’ll all be here for you for the time being and we’ll come back when your better.” You hated his optimism.

[honeybearloco]

“...Of Your Life.”

Requested by an anon. I’ve probably never said it before but I really love Christian my guy. 

Christian and you were goals, no one could deny that. You’ve known with Christian since his C-Clown days in 2012. You bonded over so much. Both of you were apart of KPOP groups, you both had the same position in the group. Both of you were leaders. But when his group disbanded, you were there for him, that’s when he confused his love for you.

Christian hid himself from the public eye. He would only go to certain places. A couple of restaurants, his home, and your dorm. You loved to have him in your dorm. Though you were leader and you sort of the “boss” of your members, you still couldn’t have any guys in your dorm. But you didn’t listen, you truly wanted to help Christian. 

One rainy night, when all your members were asleep, you snuck Christian in your dorm and rushed into your room. Luckily you and your members didn’t share rooms anymore. You shut the door behind you and tended to Christian. You undressed him down to his boxers. Luckily he’s stayed before and left some of his clothes in your room. 

You rushed to the bathroom, grabbed a towel and rushed back your room. You wrapped Christian with the towel and grabbed the heater in your closet. You plugged it into the wall and turned it on. “Christian, sit down and get warm.” You lead him to your bed let him get comfortable.

After he warmed up you handed him the fresh shirt and the sweatpants he left after one of his visits. “I washed these for you.” He slipped on the shirt and the sweatpants. 

“Thanks, Y/N. I actually came to tell you something and it couldn’t wait any longer.” You grabbed the wet towel and put it in your personal hamper. “It must be important.” You rushed over to your bed and grabbed your pillow and continued. “I’m all ears, Oppa.” He looked at you. “Y/N, I like you.” You raised an eyebrow and tilted your head to the side. “What? Like friends?” “No, Y/N. I like you, like, like like you.” He tried to explain. He continued. “Oppa, I like you too.”

It’s been two years since you and Christian began dating. His friends loved you. All of them. Christian started a group chat and eventually added you into the chat after you met the crew. Christian wasn’t an innocent, anyone could tell that. You recently made your solo debut with a full length album. And it was doing amazing, topping the charts in 14 countries. 

Your entertainment company, (Your choice) let you take a world tour, this one actually being a world tour. Some of the places you were performing included Korea, Japan, China, the UK, the US, Latin America, etc. You were in Japan, tomorrow was your last concert. But Christian really missed you. It’s been almost four months since you were in Korea.

“I miss you so bad, jagi. When are you coming back?” He texted you.

You smiled at his message. “All be on my flight to Korea very late tomorrow night. I told you, I wanted you to come with me but you didn’t want to.”

“I didn’t think your company would let me. I miss you so much. When you come back, I’m going to give you the best night of your life. ;)” He sent back.

You weren’t thinking. You thought you picked your private conversation, but you accidentally clicked on the second from the top while your conversation with Christian was at the very top.

“Oh yeah? What are you going to do to me tomorrow, Daddy?” You pressed send button and looked at the contact name and realized you fucked all the up.

“OH SHIT!” You screamed and covered your mouth. And then that’s when the regret really hit.

“TF?! DADDY?!” “CHRISTIAN HAS A DADDY KINK?!” “IM DEAD SHE CALLS HIM DADDY!” “IM TELLING EVERYONE!”

The group chat was blowing up teasing the both of you. Christian opened the group chat and his eyes widened. He mentally cursed himself. He knew all of them would pick on him the most. Amber would tease you, but the rest of them would really tease him, including Amber.

When you got back to Korea, Christian and Dabin went to pick you up at the airport. When you say his beautiful face, you rushed over to him and jumped into his arms. “BABE!” You screamed in excitement. He caught you and wrapped your legs around his waist. He put his hands under your thighs to hold you up. You smashed your lips on his. You pulled away and smiled at him. “I missed you babygirl.” He said. “I missed you too.” You looked behind him to see Dabin chuckling to himself. “What’s funny, Dabin?” Christian asked.

“Oh, it’s nothing, Daddy.” Dabin answered.

Then you reminded of your mistake. You sighed and put your head in Christian’s neck in embarrassment. Finally you got down. The three of you piled into Christian’s car. Christian drove, Dabin let you take the passenger seat and he took the backseat all to himself. Christian pulled out of the airport parking lot and headed to the Dabin’s apartment where everyone was.

When you arrived and went in, Amber was there luckily. She rushed over to you and hugged you tightly. “There she is! Daddy’s girl!” “You too Amber?” You asked. “Sorry. I had to.”

After a while, you were watching the drama on sofa in the middle, between Amber and Jun. Scott laid across the three of you. Dabin, Kapital and Christian were talking in the kitchen while drinking. The others were scattered all over the living room floor.

“Alright Daddy, so your girl back in town you gonna give her what she wants?” Dabin jokingly asked.

“Dude, let it go. It was a mistake!”

“Whatever you want Daddy.” Dabin continued.

Christian wanted nothing more than to wrap his hand around Dabin’s throat and choke him. “Quit it! I will choke you.” “Is that what you do to Y/N? Damn, Daddy. You kinky. What else are you into? Should I ask Y/N?”

Your eyes widened. You snapped back to look at Dabin. You couldn’t hide the blush on your cheeks. You looked to see Christian’s fist clenched. You pushed Scott off of your lap and he fell on the floor hitting it face first. You rushed into the kitchen and locked arms with Christian. “Babe, it’s okay. He’s joking.” “Yeah, Daddy. It’s joke.” Kapital said. You gave him a death glare. That glare, neither Dabin or Kapital liked it. You cleared your throat and looked at the both of them. “Apologize.” You demanded.

“Sorry, Christian.” “Yeah man, we’re sorry.” You looked up at Christian to see him relax. “You okay now, babe?” You asked. “Yeah, I’m fine. We’ll be going now.” Christian said scooping you up in his arms. “See you guys tomorrow.” He continued.

The two of you said your goodbyes and got back into Christian’s car. He pulled out of apartment complex’s parking lot and headed home. You put your hand on his thigh. “You know, you never told me what you were going to do to me tonight? I mean, if you are going to do something to me tonight.” You said suggestively.

“I almost forgot about that. I’m sorry, babygirl. You better prepare because Daddy has a lot in store for his babygirl.” He grabbed the hand he put you on his thigh and gave it a sweet kiss and held it.

“I’m ready for anything, Daddy.”

School is out. I’m free. Welcome back to hell. I’m back lovelies. I cried several times these past few weeks. Cha Cha turned 30. Loco and Yezi released some amazing bops. iKON came back and fucked shit up and I sobbed for hours. Even more things happened and I just sobbed and sobbed until I couldn’t sob any more. Have an amazing day/night. Love ya ~

[egobangforthesoul]

Olay so heres a thing im sures been done before but who knows. Vernon gets added to the main grump group chat on his phone, and either he accidentally send a dick pic he meant for someone else, and they all get a rise out of it and i guess sexting or smth happens. Or, alternatively, he doesnt realize what he's gotten into until arin and dan start sending nudes/pics of them live fucking and then he realizes what this is REALLY about. Essentially one of those group sex chats you hear abt sometimes

(A/N: this was amazingly fun to write, seriously I thank you. I'm on mobile so I apologize in advamce if the lack of italics for messages is annoying. I tried to seperate them the best I could and male things clear)ao3 link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11420109 (the italics are in this one)Arin added you to a conversation with Danny Vernon smiled when he saw the message, figuring that Arin had something about game grumps to talk about, an idea or a question. Even if it was work, talking to Arin and Dan was always pleasant. He had been scrolling mindlessly on his phone, but he abandoned the mundane task as soon as the notification popped up.Danny sent an attachment “You like that, Big cat?”Out of all possible outcomes, Vernon did not expect to see a picture of a hard cock with a firm hand around it to appear in a chat with two of his coworkers. Especially one that belonged to Danny. He cleared his throat and studied the photo carefully, trying to ignore the way his own pants started to tent in the extremely inappropriate situation. It was a very good looking dick. He had just recollected him self and started typing a formal sort of apology so he could remove himself from the group and call it a day but then his phone vibrated again, signaling another picture.Arin sent an attachment “It would look better inside of me.”A photo of two fingers buried in Arin’s ass was filling up Vernon’s screen. Notably, a reasonably sized dildo was next to him along with a roughly used bottle of lube. Arin’s skin was flushed hot and red, meaning he and Dan had been at this for a while. There was no way he was meant to be a part of this, even if he wanted to be. He was already shirtless and silently embarrassed that his nipples were so hard so he decided to send a picture of his own. A picture of his face that made sure to show most of his bare torso just in case he was invited to this sex-fest of a group chat on purpose.Vernon sent an attachment“I feel like I’m not supposed to be here”Danny saw the message first and nearly fell off of his bed before he let the message sink in, running a hand through his hair. Maybe they had fucked up this time, hadn’t been as careful as they should be, but his persistent erection was not going away and the picture Vernon had sent wasn’t helping. The dude was hot as fuck.Arin could have been just as shocked, but he was much more concentrated on imagining that the now three fingers inside of him were Dan. The picture of Vernon only added to his fantasy, letting him imagine the three of them together. Him fucking Vernon while getting fucked by Dan- this could be wet dream fuel for weeks. He had to stop and catch his breath so he wouldn’t fall over the edge so soon. Dan sent a message“Sorry Vern, you weren’t supposed to see that.”Arin sent a message“Your dick? Hasn’t everyone seen that, I think the fingers in my ass were more shocking.”Vernon found himself laughing at the banter, hoping that no one was mad at him. He had almost been hoping that he was put in the chat on purpose. Vernon sent a message“So I can’t stay ” Vernon made sure to include a sad face so they knew it was joke, or at least that it was supposed to look like a joke. In reality if they kicked him out he would spend a few hours jerking it non-stop like he was 15 again. He couldn't help but start slipping out of his shorts, only a little bit ashamed of the way his half-hard dick bulging against his boxer briefs. They were a little too tight, but in a good way.God, he couldn't remember the last time he had wanted to show off like this. Arin sent a message “Well no one said that.”Dan sent a message “Well if you want to be here…”Vernon bit his lip when his erection stirred again. He was really going to do this. Not that he hadn't caught himself day dreaming about it sometimes. He figured another picture was in order. This time the only part of his face in the image was his mouth, and his boxer briefs were tugged down enough to see the beginning of hipbones and a dangerously low happy trail. Vernon sent an attachment Dan sent a message“Holy shit, Vern”Dan had stopped jerking himself off when Vernon’s first message came through, but he did not hesitate at all to continue again with the picture in front of him. He even took a quick video with a few breathy noises to show his approval. Arin sent a message “Fuck me, show some more”It was hard to type with one hand occupied, but he needed something. Arin let his fingers tease around his rim gently, sending shivers up his spine. His body shuddered in a way that told him he wanted more, but he didn't give himself that privilege. He wanted to see more of Vernon before he went any further. Vernon sent an attachment “You mean show you this?” Dan groaned out loud in frustration when Vernon’s picture only showed an inch lower than the last, his underwear still not off and on the floor where they belonged. So Dan sent his video. Dan sent an attachment“Just a little lower baby, please”Arin pouted for a few seconds about Dan using a pet name for Vernon, but then he was watching the video and he couldn't remember why he was irritated. Those long fingers wrapped around Dan's dick drove him fucking crazy in more ways than one. He could imagine his own hand in their place, his own fingertips teasing the head of that beautiful cock on every upstroke. But he could also imagine those fingers teasing him relentlessly, slowly brushing over the bundle of nerves deep inside that made jolts of pleasure shoot through his body. Thrusting faster as he begged for more and less at the same time. Milking him through a seemingly endless orgasm while jerking him slowly, aftershocks ripping through him- and that was when he had to the base of his own erection to ward off an impending orgasm. Arin sent a message“If you keep it up with the videos this is gonna end before we get to the fun part.” Vernon ended up staring at Danny’s video for a while before he finally gave in and pulled his cock out of his underwear, jerking it slowly while making some breathy sounds. He bit his lip while his mind flashed through possible fantasies. Sucking Dan off, eating Arin’s ass, sucking Dan off while Arin ate his ass, getting fucked by Arin, getting fucked by Dan, getting fucked by both of them at the same time. His hole twitched a little at that one as his mind wandered to being filled with two cocks at once. He moved a finger down to tease around his rim, but he didn't push it in. Shit, that felt good. He snapped a picture of his hardening length and clicked send, struggling to stop himself from getting lost in a fantasy when he could focus on the real thing. Vernon sent an attachmentDan didn't think that someone could take a dick pic that was cute, but of course Vernon could. Obviously it was fucking hot too, made Danny moan louder as he jerked himself like his life depended on it. Vernon wasn't completely hard in the photo, but he was getting there. God, Dan wished he could use his mouth to get Vernon all the way there. He also wished that he could see what Vernon’s hand was doing because it was definitely on his ass. Dan wanted to see that ass, wanted to see the ass he had admired through tight jeans with wandering eyes. He really wished he could see Vernon like that in person.Arin immediately thought about 69ing with Vernon while Dan watched and gave his prostate a few less than gentle rubs with his fingers. He was going to need that dildo soon, his fingers were now only succeeding in making him feel more desperate. Vernon had a nice dick and probably a nice ass and all Arin could think about was having Vernon and Dan dirty talking him at the same fucking time. Vernon and Danny both had adorable laughs, and while Danny's voice could tell him what to do and make his stomach do flips, he was sure Vernon’s innocent and adorable voice saying such vile and dirty things would drive him wild. Arin could hardcore bottom, but right now his mind was filled with Vernon telling him to fuck harder and Danny telling him how great he was doing. Arin sent a message“Is everyone alone right now?” Dan sent a message“I don't know what you're planning but I already like it.”Vernon sent a message“Yeah, why?”Arin smirked and sent a picture of him holding the dildo that he (surprisingly) hadn't started using yet. Arin sent an attachment“I want you to hear all the pretty noises I can make while shoving this up my ass.”Vernon sent a message“Like a conference call?”Dan sent a message“A sexy fucking conference call. Of course, babygirl.” It was only a few seconds before Vernon saw the incoming call on his screen, immediately answering and placing his phone on speaker so he could use both of his hands for this. “Hi there, Vern.” Danny’s voice rang through his phone a little more gravelly than normal, laden with arousal and need. That voice saying his name was enough to make him whine just a little. “Jesus, Vernon and me need to have a pretty noise contest, I'm sure Dan would love that.” There was a slick, sliding sound coming from Arin’s line. The lube was obviously coming out to play. Dan let out a shaky sigh, thinking about how much the combination of two sets of needy moans and helpless noises would get him going. Dan groaned softly as he involuntarily fucked up into his own fist, his cock beading just a bit of precome at the tip. He slowed his pace slightly. He was not going to come first. He was thankful for his self control when he heard Vernon speak, shaky and already sounding wrecked. “This is going to kill me-“ The sound of a bottle clicking open echoed over the phone. “Tell me what to do.”Dan cleared his throat, and he heard Arin choke on air around the same time. “Yeah, Dan, tell us what to do.” Danny took a moment to think about the fact that this was too good to be true, that having two attractive and willing men to boss around was obviously just a wet dream and a half, but then a loud, exaggerated moan from Arin snapped him out of it. “C’mon, Dan, I'm impatient.” It was Dan's turn to let out a pathetic whimper at the sinful pulse of pleasure in the bottom of his stomach. “Jesus- okay, Arin.” Dan took a deep breath, trying to recollect his thoughts. “You've been waiting almost an hour to finally get something inside of you, I know that.” Dan smirked. “So you're waiting longer, tease yourself but don't push it in yet.” A slightly annoyed noise came from Arin, but he followed the direction, no matter how badly he wanted to break it. The cold silicone was a shock to his senses, but he was more focused on the way his body tensed and relaxed against the toy. He was way to far gone for this teasing shit. When Dan spoke again, Arin let himself get lost in the tone of his voice. “Vernon, I heard you get lube so use it. Tease a little, but you can slip a finger in every so often.”Dan was satisfied with himself, listening to tiny, held back whimpers from both of them. A particularly loud moan from Vernon meant he was doing something right. “Vern, I think you can help both me and Arin out. Tell me what you're thinking about, what you want us to do to you.” Arin groaned deeply on the other end of the call, accidently letting the tip slide inside of him.Vernon felt his face get warm with embarrassment at the thought of revealing his fantasies. Dan cleared his throat in anticipation of an answer and Vernon was way too eager to provide one. “Well uh, first I thought about sucking you off, Dan- that video- I wanted it in my mouth.” Vernon bit his lip and made a desperate noise when he clenched around his own finger. “Then I thought about Arin eating me out at the same time.” Vernon spoke softer on that last point, but he moaned louder when he nailed his own prostate, slipping his fingers out so he wouldn’t overwhelm himself. Arin cut in with a shaky breath. “Fuck yes, keep talking.” Vernon spaced out for a second while trying to relax himself, but he was certain he has heard Dan tell Arin to start fucking himself. Judging by the string of desperate sounds and heavy breathing he had definitely started. “I thought about Arin fucking me then, about how he probably has a thick cock that could-“ Vernon whined just a little and started moving his hand again. “Fuck, it could leave me sore for a few days- in a good way.” Arin started slowly pushing the toy inside of him in and out, and in and out, with small, punched out moans. With the way he was jerking himself he wasn't going to last very long.“Then I thought about you fucking me because, shit, Dan I saw yours and it's that perfect length to hit just the right spot every time.” Vernon made a loud moaning- almost whimpering noise that he didn't think he could make, still teasing his fingers around his rim while he other hand continued it's up and down motion. “And you would fuck hard- and I'd tighten around you and everything would feel so intense.” Dan let out a low groan and then he was coming over his hand, thinking about being inside of Vernon. He was definitely coming first with no remorse. Vernon’s pace speeding up to a desperate one, the kind of disorganized mess that one became when they were so close they couldn't breath. “Ah- fuck- I can't stop thinking about both of you inside of me at the same time, stretching me open and filling me up with twice the come, it would feel so- ah.” Vernon was cut off by his own heavy breathing, a little quiet whining, and then he was feeling the starting pulse of an orgasm, a loud scream of a noise crackling over the phone while he repeated “Ah- I'm coming!” like a pornstar mantra. Dan hummed contently as the noises swept him through his aftershocks, laughing softly at how worked up Vernon had really gotten.Arin was not far behind, slamming himself down onto what he imagined to be Dan while he let out quiet little punched out breaths. Vernon’s fantasy only drove him farther, a moan the sounded like relief and happiness when he finally fell over the edge and shot onto his stomach. They all took a few moment of silence to calm down. “Vernon, can you like… actually take two dicks?” Arin sounded almost amazed, and Dan waited curiously. Vernon’s face actually went red now that his blood could rush somewhere else. “Well, yeah in theory. I just haven't done it with real people.” He neglected to explain the day he had literally gotten his own come in his hair while a hot, sweaty mess riding two dildos at the same time. Dan let out an exhausted, but interested breath, laughing into his blissful afterglow. “So when are you free?”

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Ich glaub ich spinne Carly: wtf Carly: do you want a drink babe? Ali: ze german, baby Ali: i'll say no but get why you're saying yes so early Carly: k more for me Carly: nobodys in a sharing mood today Ali: yeah? Carly: yea Carly: no fun Ali: Leben ist kein Ponyhof Carly: give drew a slap for me k Ali: it would be my pleasure Ali: can i ask how he's pissed on your parade from over here tho Carly: the boy played me Carly: he wanted me to beg for what id just given him the prick Carly: shouldnt have drunk this much this soon my bad Ali: he's a fuckboy Ali: you knew that Ali: my sister on the other hand remains frustratingly oblivious Carly: dont be mad at me Carly: ive been trying to get him to dump her this whole coach ride Ali: I'm not mad at you, babe Ali: no room with how much ugh I have for him Ali: well, hopefully she will him Carly: he thinks shes gonna fuck him in berlin Ali: prick Ali: won't when she finds out Carly: you cant say anything cuz i wasnt meant to Ali: Let himself fuck it up then Ali: he's not being subtle Carly: he cant do subtle Carly: me and him have that in common like Ali: Carly Ali: do you like him? Carly: why Ali: because I think you do Carly: it doesn't matter what you think Carly: he thinks she's girlfriend material & im a slag Carly: hes not wrong either Ali: If you like him, then you should say Ali: regardless, shouldn't let him be a cunt to you, and Ro in the process Ali: who the fuck is he Carly: ha Carly: i dont like anyone baby Carly: I'm just bored Carly: berlins a whole new party Ali: well, good Ali: one less worry Ali: I wish you the perfect holiday fling Carly: aw Carly: youre still the sweetest Carly: sure you dont want a drink while theres some left? Ali: need it now so fuck it Ali: chuck it over Carly: come over Carly: you kno youre the sporty one Carly: i cant be throwing things round the coach Ali: alright, you calling baby spice, I assume? Carly: or scary Carly: depends whos asking Carly: cant be posh tho Ali: yeah you can Ali: she weren't even and you can rock that pout just as well Carly: aw Carly: you should be baby tho youre the cutest Ali: little school all over again, we can't all be baby, lads! 😂 Ali: i'll be ginger, if you wore that iconic dress on your site, you'd get lynched Carly: yea Carly: & if anyone would cause drama by going solo its you Carly: Marlene been knew Ali: Ouch 💔 Ali: but fair Ali: Already thinking about her due to namesake birthplace but you really went there Ali: please tell me I haven't tanked as hard, not got Drew's fragile ego like but 😥 Carly: you kno im just mad youre not thinking about me Carly: dont listen to a word i say Carly: goldies got a fragile heart now too, so sad you broke up w me & stole his bf on top Carly: someone think of the golden god Ali: baby Ali: yeah, that's TOTALLY what the weird vibe is all about Ali: moody twat, soz a threesome is outta the question now Carly: he likes you too Carly: thats a thing Carly: playing like im the one hung up but he is Ali: Nah Ali: that boy don't know what he wants Ali: not down for him using my bestie and sister to find out though, fuck off and soul search like the rest Carly: he wants you Carly: but you got your boy & he shouldnt be trying to mess w Carly: meant to be his boy too Ali: so he reckons but give him 5 minutes before he weren't arsed Ali: don't trust him as far as I can throw him so ain't taking his word on that either like Ali: exactly Ali: 🐍 Carly: id leave him alone if he was happy being w her but i kno he isnt Carly: not letting him lie to me Ali: it doesn't have to be your problem Ali: or your job to make him happy Ali: knew it though Carly: ha Carly: it isn't my problem Carly: & i cant keep a job you kno Carly: couldnt do that one if i was paid like Ali: no one can babe Ali: not to be that hippie cliche about it Ali: but forreal, gotta do that shit himself Carly: its Carly: how he makes me feel sometimes Carly: not happy im not living that lie but Carly: its not nothing & sometimes its good you kno Ali: yeah Ali: i know Ali: but you can have more, if you want Ali: that is possible Ali: you don't have to settle for sometimes good Carly: youre sweet but youre a dreamer babe Carly: ive got nothing going on not in my head & not around me Carly: theres no more than settling down on the site or settling for being off whenever i can Ali: s'not true Carly: yea it is Carly: you dont want it to be but that dont mean its not Carly: me and that boy have more in common than not being subtle like Ali: it ain't Ali: doesn't have to be Ali: nothing is set in stone unless you pour the fucking cement yourself, like Carly: it doesnt have to be doing it but it can still get poured Carly: forget it tho Carly: im drinking on empty & feeling sorry for myself Carly: no fun in that Ali: ain't that fast drying Ali: dust yourself off and run Carly: where to babe Carly: nowhere to go but the coach bathroom Carly: been there done that Ali: well hang on a bit and we'll be in a whole new country, babe Ali: promise is a promise and we can start in Berlin Carly: but 3s a crowd when its not a party Carly: im not trying to mess you & your boy up Carly: cant tell drew off if i do Ali: nah Ali: it ain't like that Ali: not got the blinkers on and knowing each other's passwords and schedules Ali: got trust Carly: yea? Carly: got food too or Carly: cuz im gonna vom if you say no Ali: Yes Ali: Lemme food parcel Carly: if you havent lost the knack Carly: been awhile Ali: 😔 Ali: i'm soz Carly: dont be Carly: you kno i love you Carly: no drama Ali: i love you too Ali: and you would tell me if you needed something wouldn't you Ali: 'cos that ain't changed, i'm still here Ali: unlucky bitch Carly: unlucky for you Carly: shouldnt be on site unless theres something in it for you babe Carly: all i need is to remember breakfast before i get on a sess Carly: & to dilute my spirits sometimes too Ali: there is, you nutter Ali: there you go, who said school trips weren't educational? only on the bus and you're whacking out the wisdom already Carly: not as thick as i look Carly: ms woodfield was thinking it too i reckon Carly: she might kno but im still gonna blame the shit driver if i vom Carly: try and stop me bitch Ali: you look nothing but amazing hush Ali: she's down with the kids, she'll hold your hair back Carly: you hush Carly: trying to make me emotional in front of the front of the coach Ali: it's alright, join Millie Rooney and say you're homesick 😉 Carly: idk whats sadder everyone thinking im crying over an empty caravan or that prick thinking its about him Ali: 😬 i know what i reckon Ali: better dry those tears, babygirl Carly: get his phone for me tho yea Carly: i am mad he gets me & i get nothing back Carly: use the magic Ali: use my mad hacking skillz gotcha Ali: but should I use them for good and accidentally forward some incriminating shit to Ro? 🤔 Ali: this is why we're not meant to play God Carly: do what you must Carly: i trust you Ali: don't worry, sure you're not the only girl he's been chatting too Ali: no offense meant obvs but you know Ali: don't have to drop you in it, as if its your fault but idk, Ro isn't always willing to be entirely rational when it comes to him Carly: idc she never liked me much anyways Carly: better that than dropping some naive random in it Carly: everyones seen me naked if it blows up Carly: old news Carly: & the vid was good too i look hot Ali: hmm, good point on the random Ali: and I don't doubt that you did Ali: I'll have to think on this a bit harder Carly: k Carly: if everyone gets in my inbox ill kno Ali: god Ali: people are gross Carly: can be fun sometimes Carly: cant all be angels like you babe Ali: 🖕 Ali: you know i ain't Carly: i kno you are Carly: too sweet Ali: pot kettle baby Ali: but your secret's safe with me 😘 Carly: ha Carly: its no secret im only sweet to you so youre the only one who needs to kno Ali: 'cos people suck Ali: that's no secret Ali: not gonna waste your time, are you, like Carly: not as good at picking out the deserving ones as you Carly: no secret i fuck up more than i dont Carly: how many bad decisions can i make before berlin tho Ali: nah, you're just too nice for your own good Ali: you know he don't deserve it but people have made the same (wrong) judgment on you so you can't do it back Ali: to anyone Ali: even genuinely shitty people, or people who'd be better off for the nudge of nah Carly: now whos dropping the wisdom Carly: ill just screenshot those few sentences for my ma when she's on at me Carly: im a nice person bitch Ali: 💅☕ though Ali: i'll translate it into spanish for her if she's not getting the memo in plain english Carly: ha Carly: she got well excited cuz she thought berlin had a red light district Carly: thought she was gonna get in my bags Carly: one way to stop me fucking drew in the front row but Ali: pretending i didn't hear that last bit ew Ali: moving on Ali: she wanna get in the windows or like? Carly: she did get the sack so probs Carly: or she thinks itll be like magic mike the german dub idk Ali: oh honey Ali: every nights a hen night Ali: 🙄 Carly: imagine if theyd let mas and das on this trip Carly: i couldnt have come Ali: me either Ali: no one needs that Carly: your ma is so scary Carly: but shed put goldie in his place Carly: probs shouldve brought her Carly: keep me behaving Ali: she literally wants to murder him Ali: need a restraining order and more than mr murray and mr latimer to keep her back Carly: ha Carly: love it Carly: cant she break up the happy couple Carly: my da did me & this beautiful traveller lad that took my v Ali: 💔 Ali: is he married now Ali: if we're doing matchmaking Ali: but in answer, she learnt that forbidding something makes it 1000x more likely to happen and in more secretive, intense ways so Ali: I'm soz Ro, really fucked you over on that one Carly: idk my da literally moved them on Carly: threat of getting the law Carly: k but he still wouldnt be into it Carly: i feel bad for her Ali: ugh Ali: so romeo and juliet, baby you must've been so about it 'til he fucked it up that hard Ali: yeah, i know Ali: i'll figure out something Carly: i was only 12 so i did have the mindset Carly: worth it tho Carly: prettiest boy ive ever seen Ali: swizzle on that, goldilocks Carly: everyone wanted to fuck him Carly: the whole site was feeling the love Carly: fun times Ali: like a beatle was living in your back garden Ali: love that Carly: i peaked Carly: all there is now is a golden god who behaves like a idiot boy Ali: i mean, won't take offense 😒 sat right here and all but no 😉 Ali: there's a whole world of dick out there i promise you Ali: some attached to boys who don't behave like one Carly: ha Carly: you know you're my fave Carly: but youre sat next to him so I cant tell it Ali: 💚 Ali: won't even tell you who i lost my v to Ali: too shaming Carly: now you have to Ali: 😬😫 Ali: okay but then i'm going for a piss so i don't have to feel the pity Carly: baby id never feel sorry for you Carly: w my life come on Ali: you might sympathize though 'cos it was ronan Ali: why he got all weird, probs Ali: eurgh repressed memories flooding back in with the shame 😂 Carly: shit Carly: i told drew all first times are bad but wouldnt wish him on you like that Carly: oh ronan Carly: he better not have treated you like he did me Carly: ill fucking kill him like Ali: aw babe Ali: my hero 💪 Ali: you know what he's like but that shit is long in the past with us so meh Carly: im gonna cry Carly: babe thats sad Carly: & now ms woodfield is staring at me k Ali: don't cry silly Ali: is what it is Carly: im crying and planning murder Ali: you went there too, and other various dickheads, so where's my invite to this party? Carly: but youre perfect Carly: and it was your first time Carly: actual tears in the front row Ali: oh babe Ali: i'm coming over Ali: bog roll in hand Carly: youre too good Carly: im so sad Ali: 😇 that's you Carly: all you tho Ali: nu-uh Ali: you you you Carly: i cant argue cuz im blinded by my tears Ali: not the greatest victory I've ever then Ali: but I'll take it if you smile again Carly: waiting for ms woodfield to tell me i need jesus Carly: ill laugh then Ali: okay, i'll try and lead the convo and her like Ali: we got this, woody Carly: nah if you try and lead her anywhere itll only go one way Carly: teachers pet Ali: 😂 Ali: do you reckon she loves that everyone lowkey drools over her 'cos she's the right side of 40 Ali: or is she desperately job hunting like these fucking kids Carly: i can see in her eyes she loves it Carly: she hates me cuz i dont Carly: facts Ali: not 'cos you never do your work, nah 😏 Carly: & im drunk as fuck rn on her watch Ali: i mean Ali: if YOU were doing your job properly darling Ali: mad you beat her to it, they always get plastered on trips Carly: yea Carly: bet shed take nudes in the bathroom if she had someone to send them to Ali: ooh what teacher could she homewreck Ali: school trip always a perfect place to start an affair Carly: Mr O'Brien could get it if you were old Ali: good shout Ali: getting out my bow as we speak Carly: Mr Cork is alright too but he looks like he'd shower after holding hands Carly: weird Ali: I mean Ali: cleanliness is next to godliness Ali: dirty hoe Carly: ha Carly: you kno it Ali: might be a serial killer Ali: but you wouldn't catch nowt off him Carly: dont have to go home if he murders me Carly: scatter me in berlin lad Ali: 😨😭 noooooo Ali: even if i could go neeson and avenge you Carly: dont go neeson off set tho Carly: your boy wouldnt love the racism Ali: don't wanna be that bitch Ali: problematique Carly: enough bitches on this coach Carly: for once not looking at you ms woodfield Carly: we ever getting there? i thought getting wasted would make me less bored not more Ali: and lowkey racists Ali: all comes out the woodworks when you outed, that gay bashing all afresh like Ali: seriously, why couldn't we go on a plane Carly: & overt racists Carly: that cash tho Carly: how would the teachers afford to get wrecked if they blew the budget Carly: gotta blow each other first Ali: ☕ Ali: dickheads Carly: when goldilocks isnt the biggest twat on the coach tho Carly: idk what to do w that Carly: universe trying to make me like him Ali: give him time Ali: sure he'll reclaim his title 💪 Carly: he'd love a crown Carly: or a medal Carly: get crafting Ali: only if I can get biblical Ali: crown of thorns, you mean barbed wire, okay Carly: ha Carly: im tired come & nap w me Ali: okay boo Ali: as far as pillows go 😏 Carly: serious Carly: i dont wanna sleep on my own Carly: hate it Ali: i remember Ali: coming Ali: promise