#claybae

[moshpitgamma]

Clay x reader x Viva headcanons?

Sureeeee why not😌✨

Clay x Reader x Viva headcannons🍀🌸

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OKKK LETS GET STARTEDD😮‍💨🫶🏾

🍀When you three started dating there’s no doubt Clay turned from the serious one to the instant submissive man wife he is…

🌸Viva is a complete OPPOSITE of clay so get ready for fun and daring dates… but if clay finds out prepare for a very long and loving lecture

🍀Even tho Clay is all serious 24/7…He will not hesitate to have fun with his favorite people and let you guys run wild (but not to wild😌)

🌸Viva loves to braid you hair or play in it to lull you to sleep or if stress is giving you or clay a hard time she’s there to relax y’all’s heads and give deep massages

🍀Clay is VERY romantic but isn’t too big on PDA. I feel like he’s ok with hand holding and maybe cheek kisses but anything else will make him embarrassed

🌸BIG ON PDA!!! She wants to show the fellow trolls who’s hers and who she belongs too. If you and clay still get flirty looks she will TRIPLE pda.

🍀His nicknames for you are: Hun,Baby,Love, and Mamas. While your nicknames for him is:Broccoli,Claybae,Bub,The fun one (quote the band days), and my husband

🌸Her nicknames for you are:Mi amour, Mi Bebé, My world, My boo. Yours for her are: Mi Esposa, My love, Wildflower, Baby, Loco

🍀If anyone ever tried to hurt you or actually put their hands on you Clay is hunting that bastard down and is giving him a very good talk you know🤫 When he’s done he is treating you like the well deserved s/o you are

🌸If anyone tried to hurt you or put their hands on you and Viva found out…Shes beating ass. I mean dragging and banishing people without hesitation. After she’s done giving hell, she’s giving you heaven. She’s giving you a warm bubble bath, snacks, and even a long warm cuddle session

🍀Will buy you anything you mention about wanting. “Ouu babe that necklace looks real pretty” you said looking at the gold and emerald embroidered necklace. You woke up to it the next day on your bed side table

🌸Will surprise you and clay with matching onesies ( like the one clay has on in the movie) and will make y’all take pictures in them and wear them together like a big happy family.

🍀I feel like if y’all were to have kids he would want only 1 maybe 2 if and ONLY if you and viva convince him enough

🌸The girl wants a whole village…but if y’all deny which is gonna happen she says at least four or five

🍀He does most chores but will let y’all help if y’all want to

🌸She cleans when she’s stressed. I think cleaning helps her calm down

🍀Loves to cook for you and viva and loves to try new things with you guys

🌸Loves to show you off to the brozone boys. She also makes jokes to Bruce on how her, you ,and clay are gonna have an army of kids like them one day. It usually leaves a stuttering Clay and a flushed and embarrassed y/n.

THE ENDD😌✨🫶🏾

[goldenchocobo]

I think this is my biggest yearly art-dump to date!

A lot of it is personal/friend art, though

I’ve numbered them as usual, so if you want to know what the heck you’re looking at, its all under the Keep Reading;

1. I watched most of the Predator movies with my friends, and during one- I drew these two. the fisher’s hat one for a joke- the other was a meme image we shared from a con.

2. Emojis I made for an Isle server Discord

3. Tried to play a different game of D&D with a different friend, because I’m terrible at improve and at speaking in general, I asked if I ‘could play a druid stuck in wildshape, and his quest is to find someone to unstuck him’. He was a horse that kicked a chicken as a distraction to some guards so my to-be party member to sneak around and knock him out. His name is Kurr.

4. Played Cenozoic Survival with friends, and made two National Park styled posters. We were kelenkens that killed other kelenkens (the Kele-Killers), and a pack of Direwolves that lived in the swamp.

5. Drawing of Vivi from FFIX and a chocobo for the Nyancave

6. A sketch of my favourite Berserk character, Serpico. and the walking meme with Serpico, Guts and Isidro

-You’ve entered the Nyan-zone-

Everything here was posted to r/Nyancave on Reddit.

7. Nyancave’s cats, Nia and Dante drawn when they were both young kittens.

8. Nyancave as Super Paper Mario’s enemy descriptions (original said “These two are Clayba and Nyanba. Two nice Goombas who play games on a thing called ‘Mushtube’. Max HP is 4, Attack is 2, and Defence is 0. Aw, I like these guys, they play good games and have all around great vibes.However, Clayba does have an ability called ‘cheese’, which lets him exploit the game mechanics, so watch out, Mario!”-Goombella)

9. Good Vibe Kitties for when Nyanni wasn’t feeling very well.

10. Nyancave as a CONSOL from Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

11. Nia and Dante playing with B12 from Stray.

12. Clay and Nyanni’s Pokemon Nuzlocke Soul-like teams (at the time)

-Its OC World time-

Everything here is from headword/RP with friends that We’ve been slowly planning out over the course of a year and a bit. Its a mix of final-fantasy-esq magic and dinosaurs.

13. The first redesign of Lupin, my old Keykid OC that was in last year’s art dump as well.

14. The redesign of another keykid, Ember. She has a pet Drornis.

15. The redesign of another keykid, Lilly- she’s now a noble woman.

16. Second (technically third) redesgin of Lupin, made him look fancier and more sharp. the items on his right are his ring and rapier. 

17. The redesign of another keykid, this time Iberis. They haven’t changed much, but I did redesign them before this; their look was hard to get down.

18. Lupin using his rapier to cast some lightning magic. drawn alongside the first redesign.

19.The processes on how a dinosaur becomes magical. it eats a magic gem, and if it survives, it inherits magical propeties.

20. Two ornamental birds that serve as ‘communication’ devices, with the chicken being about the size of a novelty landline, and the robin, the size of a brooch.

21. Caustiopteryx. A Caudiopteryx that has acidic elemental powers and isn’t looking so great anymore.

22. Stryaticosaurus. A Stryacosaurus that has lightning elemental powers.

23. Dryovoidus. A Dryosaurus that has void-like powers that can turn into a puff of smoke at will.

24. Pyrosolophosaurus. A Parasaurolophus that has fire elemental powers.

25. Dinosaur mounts. not exactly domesticated, but tame enough to let a rider on their backs and steer them.

-KH art that didn’t make it-

26. First draft of my Vanitas fan outfit and several designs of Namine’s before landing on the final one I chose.

27. First round of Zootopia Aqua and Terra- before I drew them in their final poses.

28. Chocobo draft of the Dilan and Xaldin chocobo mount design.

29. Lycan/werewolf Pureblood Heartless/Darkling idea.

30. A redraw of that scene at the end of BBS with Xehanort and Braig- only this time Xehanort and Bragi.

31. Redraws of Vanitas’s scenes in KH3 but with his helmet off. I wish it were off, because the whole reveal to Sora could have taken place else where.

-Warrior Cats?-

Friends got me into a Warriorcat clan generator thing witch is kind of like a rouge-lite drama-simulator? its hard to describe.

32. First major clan. absolute drama. Halfheart murdered a lot of cats by using the medicine cat, Laketail, and so did her daughter, Barkkit- only with a more claws-on-approach. 10/10 would recommend reading that book.

33. Current clan. Less drama- more survival. They’re not labelled, but we have; Lilacstar, Boulderheart, Flipleaf, Skyclaw, Blotchpaw, Owlfur and Wormtail.

[medi-melancholy]

in 690 sq and a single i got

1 one who wishes for salvation CE

2 heaven’s feel CEs

2 love’s curse CEs

2 baobhans

2 gawains

1 barghest

1 enkidu

1 bug man

and that is everything of note. that’s literally it. like i can’t be THAT mad because i got what i wanted eventually and a bonus claybae but also. Why

[chaneajoyyy]

I forgot to tell y’all, if you don’t already know, but Celebrity Family Feud comes back tomorrow. I just don’t know when the Mayans M.C. Boys’ episode is.

[tomhardydallasstarsgirl]

FUCK.YOU.ANGEL.REYES.

Chapter 8

Angel Reyes x Black Reader

Warnings: Language, Angst Secrets coming to a head, Death and Clayton Cardenas making his debut.

"Dr. Helena to Surgery 3, Dr. Helena to Surgery 3", goes over the PA as you pace back and forth waiting in the waiting room.

Your Mayans brothers as you now call them are there with you for moral support as you all are patiently waiting for her Doctor to speak with you.

"Colibri, have a seat please", whispers Angel stopping you in your tracks.

"I can't Angel. I can get over this just that easy".

"I feel like I'm somewhat responsible for this".

"I haven't come to see her in a while and it's caught up with me for not doing so", as you break down and cry in front of everyone.

"Hey now, I won't have any of that now my beautiful sister, and I'm sure that bad ass in there who is your Granny won't have that foolishness either", says Naomi as she wipes away your tears.

"She knows you're an adult and have a lot of things on you plate right now. So don't feel guilty about not seeing her like you want to. Besides Bishop and I along with everyone else has been keeping her company as well too sugar", as your head rests on Naomi's shoulder.

Just then the doctor walks into the waiting room putting everyone on alert.

"Hello Ms. L/N. I just wanted to fill you in on your grandmother's condition. She's stable for the moment right now but, she will need surgery to repair the fracture in her hip".

"Wait a minute she'll need surgery? Will she survive this?", as a lump forms in your throat as Taza rests his hands on your shoulders.

"It's touch and go from here on out. Also, I will be performing the surgery along with Dr. Anders so we'll keep you all posted as she's getting prepped for surgery. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna scrub in".

"Can we see her now please?", you ask.

"Oh, yes you can. But, please don't bombard her all at once", says the doctor as he leaves to prepare for Mama Sadie's surgery.

Taza and Angel escort you to your grandmother's room as everyone else waits behind.

"Hey, Y/F/N", you hear being called behind you as you turn around seeing Margo and Neron together holding hands.

"Hey, Margo. Hey Creeper. What's going on you two", you say in a sing-song tone as Angel chuckles to himself.

She walks up to you giving you a hug as you eye Angel over her shoulder as he shrugs his shoulders like he's innocent as Taza suppresses a laugh.

"Lo siento Y/N", says Creeper kissing your cheek.

"We'll be in the waiting room okay", says Margo.

"Yes, we will. Anything for you my Mayan sister", says Creeper as they head towards the waiting area.

"Margo and Creep?", says you and your grandfather simultaneously drawing a smile on Angel's face.

"I'll tell you both later", says Angel as you all finally reach your grandmother's room.

"Hey let me get some air first okay? Then I'll be back to see her okay", you whisper to Angel.

"Want me to come with you mi dulce?", he asks not letting your hand go at the moment.

"No my King. I'll be fine", you say tip-toeing a kiss from Angel as he finally let's you go before stepping outside into the cool air.

Walking through the door to a seated area outside you breath a heavy sigh as you sit down on a bench in the well lit area. You take this time to respond to emails, texts and calls as you hear voices shouting. You walk to the corner of the building as you peek around it.

"Look he's is busy right now. Why do you keep coming around looking to start some shit. He's with his girl right now so just get the fuck out of here before he sees you", shouts Coco to the other person.

"You all know why I'm fucking here Coco. He needs to know and no one is going to stop me from telling him", speaks the female with a heavy accent", as you hear Gilly telling the female to leave.

"It's like what they say nowadays. What happens in Mexico stays in fucking Mexico. Now get the fuck out of here", says Coco gritting those words through his teeth.

The woman says nothing more as she takes her exit to leave. You accidentally step on a twig as your brothers look towards your general direction. You suddenly hear fast footfalls to the ground as you quietly ease your way back inside the hospital heading towards the ladies room where its empty of other occupants. You step into a stall as you sit on the toilet seat. You attempt to wrack your brain about what you just heard from outside between Coco and this female. You notice Bishop speaking quietly to what seemed to a be another doctor. You couldn't make out the entire conversation but, the only words you could make out was "paternity" and "DNA Test" causing you to almost stutter step in your tracks.

A nurse was just wrapping up checking vitals and making her comfortable as she quietly leaves the room. No words are spoken as the sounds of her heart being monitored beeps and your grandfather says a prayer in Native American Tongue.

Your body was stiff as you stood in the threshold of her room as Angel and Taza looked on with patience. You felt a bit queasy and dizzy as you swore the room suddenly begins to spin.

"Whoa, little one. Are you alright my dear", asks Taza with concern as he looks toward you.

"Angel", you shout as he catches you picking you up.

"Hey nurse, please help. My girl almost fainted", shouts Angel as you girls come running to check on you.

A male nurse brings a wheel chair for you to sit in as you grandmother's doctor approaches.

"Honey, are you okay?", asks Scarlett as they watch the doctor check you as Angel holds your hand.

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"Have you been eating well?"

"Not really".

"And what what about your sleeping Y/N? Has it been good for you?"

"No, it hasn't

"When was your last period?"

"Period?", your girls whispering looking at each other.

"Whoa dude!!! What you asking her that for?",says Angel grabbing the doctor by the collar.

"Goddammit Angel, STOP!!!. Let him do his job please", you say as Angel releases him straightening his collar back to normal.

"I'm so sorry doc. Didn't mean to do that to you sir.

"Oh, it's alright son", says the doctor letting out an uneasy chuckle as he continued to check on you.

"My last period was the week of April 20th", you spoke calmly to the doctor as your friends eyed each other with suspicion as Taza and glared in Angel's direction as he suddenly felt hot and nervous under the collar.

BUZZ BUZZ BUUUUUZZZZZ!!! Goes your friends phones as they all check them simultaneously.

"Biiiiitch, that was over two months ago", as your girls read Scarlett's group text as they all eye each in agreement as Bishop, EZ and Ariza walk up behind them quietly peaking over their shoulders without them noticing.

"Girl, I had a feeling Angel was back to waxing that ass", says Naomi responding next in the group text.

"No wonder she been all Minnie Ripperton "Looooooving Yooooouuu" and shit", goes Danielle next as your girls share a giggle.

"LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA", responds Scarlett.

You became dismissive of the thought of possibly being pregnant. You didn't have time to be a mother right now since you were more concerned about the well-being of your grandmother.

"You know what it's probably just stress Doctor. No need to do a test. I have been under a lot of pressure lately. With work, getting ready for this show that's coming up in a couple of weeks. Hell my girls been working their fingers to the bone as well getting this show together for the whole world to see", you say as you quickly dropped the subject. The doctor pleaded with you as you said no.

"Sir, im here for Mama Sadie right now. Not me. So can I spend time with her before she has surgery please.

The doctor doesn't argue as he respects your wishes leaving her room. You lay beside in her bed lacing her fingers with yours as you fall asleep.

"Colibri. Wake up Colibri. They're here to prep her for surgery", says Angel.

You give your grandmother a kiss as she's being wheeled away towards the operating room. Dr. Anders gives you words of comfort before heading off to the O.R. for your grandmother's surgery.

You're pacing back and forth in the waiting room as you wait for Mama Sadie. At that point you receive a text message:

CC: Hey babygirl, I heard about Mama Sadie from Margot. Im so sorry to hear that. I was thinking of coming there to see you all. Is that okay?

You contemplate on what exactly to say back to Clayton. At the time you didn't think it was a big deal so you answered his question.

Y/N: Sure no problem.

CC: Okay I will see you all tomorrow evening sweetheart. 😘⚘⚘

Y/N: Thank you. See you then. 😊

Its the next day as the sun is skimming the clouds when everyone was still waiting as you were asleep with Angel's arm around you. Well when you woke up with a jolt it wasn't Angel's arm around you it was Coco.

"Hey Coco? Where's Angel?".

"He's outside taking a smoke break".

Taking a long stretch you survey the waiting as you see all the couples fast asleep. All except for Angel. You decided to stretch your legs a bit as you grab your jacket. You was about to step outside as you bumped into Angel who looks upset.

"Hey, I was just looking for you. Are you okay baby?".

"Yeah, I'm good Colibri", as he grabs your hand pulling you away to leave the hospital.

"Whoa, wait a minute where are we going?"

"I need a shower and I'm hungry. Then we can come back".

"Okay well let me get my purse okay".

You head back to the waiting room to retrieve your purse without disturbing anyone. You made sure to tell the nurse at the front desk that you will be back shortly.

You were in the shower singing as Angel was cooking something quick for you both. You step out if the shower feeling good. You get dressed as you walk towards the living room hearing hushed tones of an argument. You didn't turn the corner as between Angel and the other person.

"Look it's not my fucking baby. And stop calling me. Stay away from my fucking brothers. I. DON'T. FUCKING. WANT. YOU", you hear as he tosses his cell phone across the room landing on the couch.

You put your biggest smile on your face as you come around the corner. You hug him from behind as he turns around to give you a deep kiss. You were about to say something when both of your phones go off simultaneously.

You both arrive at the hospital hand in hand running towards everyone else. Suddenly you stop in your tracks as you feel something fly right through you. As if another spirit touched your soul giving you a warm hug.

"Baby what's wrong?", asks Angel.

"Oh nothing im fine", you say as you finally see your grandfather being consoled by Hank and Bishop.

"Hey what's happening? How is Mama Sadie doing?", you ask Dr. Anders as you approach him

"I'm sorry Y/N. We tried everything but, your grandmother suffered an aneurysm and we couldn't get to it in time".

"So, are you telling me that my grandmother is dead?", you say raising your voices catching everyone's attention.

"Yes, Ms. L/N", as you began to wail and cry as your girls are there to comfort you.

Angel approaches you offering you hug as you stop him.

"I hope it was worth it Reyes. Since you have a baby on the way by some chick named Adelita", you say giving him a shove.

"Or as Coco called it "What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico".

"Babygirl, just calm down. I know your upset right let's just go somewhere we can talk and make arrangements", says Bishop attempting to calm you down.

"Oh, here you go Obispo. How is that paternity test coming along huh? I'm curious to find out what kid will you be fathering along with Angel?", you shout wiping tears away.

"He could be your father Y/N", goes a voice as you turn around to see that its your life long best friend Naomi.

"What do you mean Bishop could be my father", you ask with disbelief on your face.

"Bishop told me this a while back. He confessed to me with tears in his eyes saying that he could be the father of my best friend".

"That's not true Philip is my father to me and my baby brother" you shout as you run off.

"Give her some space Hermano", says EZ grabbing his older brother's shoulder.

Clearing the hospital front door you see Clayton walking to those same doors. You run toward him jumping into his arms as you break down and cry. Angel walks out first with his brothers in tow catching a glimpse.

"Hey Hey Hey, what's the matter babygirl", says Clayton comforting you.

"Can we get out of here Jonathan?".

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[claybaebelgium]

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[elysemariecreation]

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First new mug design of the year! My creativity has been sorta stuck, but I’ve been wanting to make bee mugs for a while now and I finally made it happen 🐝 . . . . . #bee #savethebees #pottery #ceramics #handmade #mugshotmonday #killerbees #pottersofig #mug #etsy #etsyseller #etsytribe #claybae #marchmeetthemaker (at Colorado Springs, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9zH9O4ANL-/?igshid=s4cb594ccfqt

[katecollectively]

Just like candy, here's another one that got me smiling 🍭🤩 #sweetsugar #mugshotmonday #ceramics #ceramiclove #claybae #pottery #katecollectively #etsyseller (at San Diego, California)

[chickenfarmersan]

[animegirlsakurablr]

Shenanigans in the Grand Order, part 258

Honestly same.

She's going to quickly regret this. 🙂

Don't you pull this too. 😑

BY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE-

Next year I'm aiming for her (honestly hope that I'll have a better time compared to Cas Gil).

Let her have this!

^_^

Look at that smile!

I DID IT!!! :D

Claybae has an NP upgrade. 👀

[attackonari]

The Hunt (GilHaku)

I creeped within the dense foliage of Chaldea’s gardens. The Casters of the place have come together and made it as a place of relaxation and to grow herbs needed for their potions or whatever else. Right now there was no relaxation in the gardens. This is a jungle and there are an infestation of enemies. Right now, we are hunting.

Spotting movement on the bonsai terrace I took aim at a shade of green that should have, to normal eyes blended into the environment but unfortunately for it, I was too used to spotting this shade among many things. Taking aim, I pulled the trigger and watched my bullet fly. 

SPLAT!

“AH! I’ve been shot!”

I took no heed to the soft androgynous voice on the communications line and took two more shots. 

SPLAT! SPLAT!

“No!”

“CLAYBAE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. PLEASE RETURN TO THE GARDEN ENTRANCE.”

“...”

“FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Bullseye. Knowing that others may have possibly spotted me based on the trajectory of the bullets alone, I army crawled through the dense foliage and went to bury myself under the large roots of one of Scathach’s Ash Trees. Laying my rifle down for a moment, I lift my goggles to wipe my eyes of the sweat gathered there. I have to be careful. He can be anywhere. 

“DAMN IT! DAMN YOU YOU STUPID KING!”

Ishtar?

“PRETTY GODDESS OF VENUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. PLEASE RETURN TO THE GARDEN ENTRANCE.”

“ARRRGGH! THIS IS STUPID!”

Do they not understand the concept of stealth? Either way, I’ll win. I have to or I’ll have to put on that Magi☆Kuni idol stuff on. It was fun at first, but Gilgamesh is getting a little out of hand with it. Hearing noises coming from the brush in front of me, I see long white hair and hear a voice complaining. 

“Why oh why do I have to participate in this? I’m not meant for actual combat. What’s wrong with feeding my addiction? And why are some of these servants so intense? Ahhh, an Iced Hazelnut Mocha Macchiato right about now.

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

“W-WHA-”

“MEMEMAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. PLEASE RETURN TO THE GARDEN ENTRANCE.”

“KYAAHHHHH!”

That wasn’t far from me.

“FUAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“GILGAMESH YOU-”

“QUEEN DEATH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. PLEASE RETURN TO THE GARDEN ENTRANCE.”

“But...I wanted to win…”

“ONLY TWO COMBANTANTS REMAIN.”

So, just he and I remain. My dignity rides upon this fight. No more idoling. Magi☆Kuni ends here!

I run to a copse of trees and lift up the camouflage I prepared earlier. I’m pulling out all the stops. I climbed one of the hunter roosts I had one of the Cús make me. Each one covered in a camouflage of leaves from their respective trees to hide them even more. I lay myself down and make sure my rifle is covered, I can’t give anything away. Now to wait. 

“HAKUNO!!”

Gilgamesh can be terribly easy to read sometimes. 

“COME OUT HAKUNO!”

Well, Archer can be. Caster, despite being arrogant, does use his head. Archer likes to let people get mad and overpower them completely or just overpower them. So no, sorry Archer, I won’t let you make me mad. I’ll wait you out. If you start destroying the Garden, the Casters will take their revenge on you. Probably turn you into a goose or something. 

“HAKUNO, YOU KNOW I’LL WIN THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“UURUGGHHH KISHINAMI YOU AVERAGE IDIOT MAKE HIM REGRET THIS CHALLENGE!”

Feeling that love of your Ishtar, really…

“HAHA! A USELESS THING LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK OF REGRETS! YOU WEAR THEM SO WELL!”

“KISHINAMI RIP HIM TO PIECES!”

Why are their voices projecting so well? What happened to our comms? Deep silent breaths Hakuno. Concentrate on finding some flash of gold. Putting a target on his own head. Let’s see how well this works for you O’ King of Heroes. I wait and let my eyes survey the area around me. 

“Hakuno~”

There. I take aim and fire.

SPLAT!

“WHAT!”

I quickly drop off the roost and move back into the dense foliage. Running low and using the trees as covers I climb atop another roost. I’ve watched all those shooting games you’ve played Archer. Maybe you should have paid more attention to them then to trolling kids with foul sentences. 

“HAKUNO!”

So loud. 

So Golden.

So hit.

SPLAT!

“HAKUNO!”

Down and up to another roost. 

“ALRIGHT KISHINAMI THAT’S HOW IT IS! MAKE THAT KING PAY! MAKE HIM KNEEL!”

Getting a little into it there Ishtar. 

“I-ISHTAR! CALM DOWN!”

“I REFUSE! HE SHOT MY PRECIOUS BODY!”

“P-PRECIOUS!? YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT ON THE ARMOR!”

These two, really? Right now?

SPLAT!

Dammit!

I jump down and head for the trees. A splat hits the tree right by my head!

“FUAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAKUNO I’VE INDULGED YOU ENOUGH! NOW LOSE!”

Stay silent Hakuno. This is all to get into your head. Another splat on another tree. I dive into the river that runs through here and head for the bridge. I’ll use the maintenance tunnel, get to the other side of the garden. From there I can snipe him. 

“HAKUNO! RETURN YOURSELF IN MY SIGHTS AT ONCE!”

He only has one hit on me. I just need one more on him. Emerging from the tunnel I run to the bonsai terrace. If being around an Archer that isn’t Gilgamesh has taught me anything, it’s that a bird’s eye view is important. Especially when someone wears a GOLDEN HELMET!

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

Click.

Aww.

“HAKUNO HOW DARE YOU!”

“G0LD3NK1NGOFALL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. SINNABUN1 HAS WON THE GAME. PLEASE RETURN TO THE GARDEN ENTRANCE.”

With a sigh I trek to the entrance. When I reached the entrance I’m stuffed into a chest of body armor and green hair curtains around me.

“Hakuno, you won!”

“Yeah…”

“HAKUNO!”

“AH, sweet Hakuno, my dearest BunBun, you’ve made me sad..”

“MOVE OVER FLOWER IDIOT! KISHINAMI YOU AVERAGE-”

“HAKUNO! HOW DARE YOU SHOOT AT YOUR KING!”

“You lost,” I looked at Archer, “so I don’t have to dress up as Magi☆Kuni.”

“Heh, Hakuno, do you believe our deal would be so simple,” Archer smirked.

“...”

Yes. 

“Hakuno,” Enkidu began, “you don’t have to dress as Magi☆Kuni for Archer, but Caster and Kid Gilgamesh can still pester you for it.” 

No.

No.

I felt an arm around my waist and I was pulled close to a smirking face.

“Try again...BunBun.”

Damn it.

[soccherr]

sir claybae

[degen-nyc]

#clayBAE @neutral_karma wearing some DEGEN @chiaozza collab sockies 😍

[chaneajoyyy]

👁

[thatsnotscience]

building teapots the old fashioned way. #coilbuilding #handbuilding #blackandbrownclay #teapots #claybaes #ceramic #ceramics

[petalseas]

everyone: OMG IT AN CLAYBAE

Platinum: What the fuck did you say? 

what can i say. i love (one) knightmare assassin.