#Hxroic-wxlls-rxvived

[ask-dark-monita]

"Ayo, you finna say sike right now, Sonic. We ain't nerds, we're cool. We're the definition of cool. Cool is literally in our name, dawg."

[historias-multorum]

@hxroic-wxlls-rxborn continuing from this.

"Good. Come with me."She took Jotaro by the hand and led the way to the creek.

It was a peaceful and quite place that Kei liked to frequent since it was behind the park she visits on her breaks from the Higashikatas. "I hope you don't mind getting wet."

[dropletsofmuses]

Stab! She was able to throw her javelin on the inner ring of the dart board, just to show her how to do it.

“See? Easy, isn’t it? Now you try, Misha!” She just realized that Misha never told her why she needed to do this in the first place.

“Ohhh, alrighty alright! I can do it then’su!” She gripped onto her javelin tight!

“Okay, okay… I’m sure I can do it this time’su…”

“EIIII!!” She throws…!

…and barely even hits the dartboard to begin with! It hit so far out from the outer ring that it’s basically been stabbed into one of the numbers on the dartboard!

“Ah.”

“…”

“Misha… Your aim’s not that bad, is it?”

“Tohoho…”

@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived

[kingbcwser]

Event: Long Jump

A dash event hosted by @hxroic-wxlls-rxvived <3

             It has been a long time since Bowser participated in the Olympic games... but that doesn’t mean he won’t join to miss the opportunity to crush his opponents once again! Although... the first phase is a long jump. Oh boy.

             The monarch quickly warmed up before his name was called, stretching his arms and legs and quickly giving a few slaps to his face. Focus Bowser... Focus. When the signal shot, he took a run for it! He stopped by the correct line, crouched as best as he took and...

             ... Jumped quite far from an old timer! Landing abruptly in the sand and almost falling, Bowser looked over his shoulder to see how far he went with a proud smirk.

             “Heh, piece of cake.”

[tvstarkuma]

“ You know what they say! A pizza a day keeps the hunger away! “

He bought three large pepperonis pizzas. This time, to share, luckily.

Deep deep breath in. So this was was a famous pepperoni? It smelled like cheesy garlic goodness!

"Smells great, Mario! We don't have any pizza places in Inaba." Someone should really fix that. Maybe Junes could sell some fresh pies instead of frozen ones?

"MMmm!" Yup! Inaba definitely needed more pizza, "Can I have more?"

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

(Hey’o! I just crashed through your wall to come in and say that you’re not only an extremely talented writer, but an amazing person as well! You pay so much effort into all your characters and stories, and it’s always an utter joy to get to see your shenanigans on the dash! And even moreso when we get to interact, whether it be through events or random asks! Keep up the good work, mate, and I hope you thrive, forevermore!)

I was just talking about you! You're a great mun too-- a joy to see and a very friendly person too. Thanks for these compliments

I hope for you that you thrive in this hellsite forever more as well cause really, a lotta people enjoy your stuff as well, me included!

[inseparableduo]

@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived replied to your post “anyone has a ref for free image editors so I can...”:

Picsart is a pretty good image editor, in my experience! I use the app sometimes, and it’s great.

​I'll have to test it out!

[thesafaribaggirl-returns]

"if I remember what Yatagarasu said... there's a Yukari whose the god ecotones or whatever they're called you know the spaces between areas. The spaces between areas are sometimes the rougher than the areas themselves, so I'm gonna bet that Yukari's pretty tough, but my teacher was Sun Wukong and she's a master of all sorts of ways to fight so I think she's still tougher.

“ It’s kinda hard to figure out what character Yukari is… Like, is she the Whis figure of the series? Or something else? “

Find out next time on Touhou Ball Super.

[divinityunleashed]

@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived replied to your post “Goku Black has appeared! What to do?”:

(Blorbro) He’s gonna take a picture! But first, he’s gotta ask… “Can you do like, a funny pose? I’m tryn’a do a project here, and it’d be REAL cool of ya to do something funny.”

​"What kind of project are you doing that requires a God like myself? And I swear if this pose you want me to do is degrading in any way, I won't hesitate to execute you."

[ask-dark-monita]

Meanwhile at the 2012 Paradise Dimension...

We would find the 2012 Paradise variants of Cloud, Goku, and a much younger version of Notori, basically the 2012 Paradise variant of the All-Stars team. They were on vacation at the same boardwalk.

"Umm... Guys? What's this about a skeleton?"

"Whoa, guys! Turns out that skeleton is some kind of terrorist! They blew up three entire cities & killed millions of people!"

"*Sigh...* Of course... Looks like our vacation has been cut short... It's a good thing Internet, Trunks, and Pan aren't here to witness this... C'mon, guys, let's mosey out."

"A skeleton?! This must be the work of Rex Stenton somehow!"

More help has arrived!

[dragonballnewstar]

Mario’s Olympic Games: The Super Monster Burger!

@hxroic-wxlls-rxborn

Leche had exited the pipe at the announcement of the next game - eating a ginormous burger. Her eyes widened at seeing the immense size, her head tilting to process it all.

Do I look like a Saiyan?! She shook her head and smacked her cheeks to steel herself. She's the Amazing Spectacular Leche - she doesn't back down from anything! Not even hamburgers!!

"Alright! I'm finna destroy this baddie!"

With that, she pulled a chair and began eating, using ketchup as an assist method to swallow large bites of the sandwich.

Time ticked on, 5 minutes... then 10... then 15...

After while her jaw started to hurt from chewing so much and trying to take large bites. She could feel herself getting full, her eyes tightly shut as she tried to eat more and more.

The sandwich was broken apart into sections. It took a little over an hour, but she finally finished the monster burger. She laid her head on the cool table, giving a small whimper and sticking out her tongue. She'd typically make some joke about feeling full or something in an inappropriate manner, but at this time she couldn't muster the strength - wanting to lie down and have a food coma nap.

[ask-dark-monita]

"Bruh, why does Waluigi get a pass for cheatin' but not us? Mario is just biased against us. I say we protest all of his sports events. Mario treats us just like how Capcom treats Mega Man as a whole. I ain't lettin' that slide. I bet Mario can't even do the hokey pokey."

"Breaking News: Meta Cooler Bots receive just deserts from Luigi for being big fat cheaters!"

[dropletsofmuses]

"No, don't let him get his hands dirty. I can hit the cheating pendeja with a painful elbow drop if ya want." As someone that takes sports super seriously, she despises cheaters. She also knows how to do wrestling moves. Take this information as you will.

[hoshinomulti]

(Caelus) He’s never seen someone so small, and yet, so powerful, before…

He kinda wants to give them a pet. Is that his lack of impulse control talking? Maybe…yeah. It is.

“ Sick moves, by the way. That was a cool maneuver. “

But first, compliments. And they’re genuine, too.

(To Elektra)

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ᅠᅠElektra's ears twitch at Caelus's complement. She smirked, and gave a little chuckle

❝ heh, I'm glad that somebody acknowledged how awesome I am! ❞

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[iobartach]

@gazelessmenagerie replied to your post “@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived // Olympics Games Event:...”:

HA >:) I win

BY A SINGLE POINT THOUGH???

[kingbcwser]

Event: Tightrope Peril

             After a little bit of bickering and with Mario’s... ‘convincing technique’, Bowser walked up to the platform with his spikey bands removed and retracting the spikes of his shell to make it somewhat fair. After all, it’s rubber balls we’re talking about! And he doesn’t want to hear anyone say he was cheating in anyway...

             Ignoring the fat jokes from the audience and after waving excitingly back to his Koopalings, his arms stretched out wide as he made his way through the rope, balancing himself as best as he could while trying to dodge his Koopaling’s attacks to not fall! He was doing pretty well too, walking through the rope to reach the other side!

             ... only to be hit right in the face by Morton midway through. Ouch.

             Feeling dizzy and losing some of his balance but still trying to move on, Bowser was once again hit in his belly by Lemmy and completely lost his balance, falling head first into the water! He might need some assistance...

@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived

Bowser’s score

Long jump: 8 Javelin dart throw: 10 Tightrope peril: 5

Total score: 23