#Human!173

[banesberry-anomoly]

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Obligatory @univestigator tag

[prinx-quail]

The brainrot won. It's human scp time

Just a cute lil couple photo with your local gay people. Dyo DEFINITELY isn't sitting on the Doctor's lap to look taller no sir-ee

Also behold your local tough guy. He totally is NOT a supportive father of one and DOESN'T push his roomate's wheelchair when it runs out of battery. He has no heart and eats nails for breakfast.

Cute lil family photo time :) these people are rich enough to buy a country. (Dyo is off doing.... Whatever it is they do unsupervised and forgot to show up, hance was not included)

Man i love human scps you've got:

Body paint enthusiast and influencer that apparently was NOT joking about making neckbreaking asmr

Old ass war veteran with untreated ptsd

Homeless teenager (please dear gods someone be nice to this mans this beast wtf has the world done to this critter)

And an actual baby

Y'all thought you could escape the spankoflex a d Dr.Hamm/049 version of Jay lmao you were so incorrect and you will never escape them

[seqyv]

queerposting

roth cameo real

[evanwevand]

No one here knew me before, but yeah, back in 2021/22 when I was 13/14 my 173 was that first one

Sorry

[color-ns]

As per my yearly tradition I managed to remain a total psychopath when it comes to listening to music all day every day- love you @setitoff and @blackgryph0n !!! You make my day, every day ♥︎ (as you can clearly see)

[nmoroder]

there’s a lot to unravel here but i’ll try to be short haha! i have a very old humanAU about several SCP objects running an organization like the Foundation itself - like, doing same research but some objects are still being contained (049 or 895 for example) and some run the organization - like all those depicted above. and most of them are anomalous as well and being contained when needed

the organization (and the AU by extension) is titled DUOTR, it’s also an acronym and it’s run by an admin team of five (six) people; six in brackets cuz the last one is technically not a part of it but provides invaluable info by his own anomaly. one by one left to right, the agents depicted above are: 173, 914, (0)682, 079, 106 and 372, where 173 is the director and 106 is his second in command and the co-founder, and 372 is the non-official sixth admin team member. you can read more info on this AU and see some old ass arts in this DeviantArt folder!

[fizzseed]

”i’m fine”

”no, try again”

i need to sit down

[beastmode-daily]

Beastmode daily FACT: No one knows where Humans come from. They have no internal organs, and little outward features. Physically, they have several Common traits such as 5 fingered hands and bipedal locomotion. Scholars believe that they are a kind of self-perpetuating Golem, or a creature born of natural magic spread from mundane objects. They are rather fond of menial labour jobs.

[zabysfacility]

These are probably going to remain sketches, but I had to!!! Besides 049/035, I think they're the best pair :3c

[dampff]

this is my first job in a long time...i have nothing to say except that I still adore this boy!!💗🌸

[beautifulbookishdisaster]

As the pandemic took hold, I felt as if I was being unmoored from what I thought was reality. So much that had recently been extraordinary... was in the process of becoming mundane. And so much that had recently been mundane was becoming extraordinary.

John Green, The Anthropocene Reviewed (Indianapolis 500)

[banesberry-anomoly]

I don't need the comfort of your lies.

Obligatory @univestigator cause were coowners of the au

[madwickedawesome]

You should read hamlet I think perhaps you might like it if you have not already (I remember you asked if you should get into Shakespeare so I am assuming you have not read it but if you have. Oops.)

I HAVENTTTTTTTT i totally should shouldnt iiii <333 ILL TOTALLY BUY IT ive been meaning to read it for AGES i also love ophelia depictions in paintings and im fairly certain??shes from haml??et???????

[seqyv]

it's you!

...despite everything, it's still... you ?

[rainbowgod666]

The collector once he realized the overglorified UB Ball he was encased in fucking CHRONOSTASIZED HIS ASS and so everyone henever knew is ded

And also uuuuuuh the archivists

...maybe me giving the bite of 87 to a member of its species like i was just eating an apple was a bit too... heavy?????????

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking