#How did this even happen

[lycoris707]

so I was looking through gem's name mc in search of her researcher skin

and I found this

so I present to you

grem

I'M SCREAMING-

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

Remember when Steven Universe almost ended over Ruby and Sapphire’s wedding, but when the network understood how popular it was they continued the series for a movie and a spin-off?

And then She-ra was able to capitalize off of that success and get approved to have Adora and Catra kiss and end up together at the end of the series?

And then The Owl House was able to capitalize off of that success and was allowed to have Luz and Amity be canon love interests from season one?

And in the meantime there was show after show featuring queer main and side characters to rave reviews and success?

And we all thought, this is it. The domino effect is working. We’re making progress. And animation was the industry with the most and some of the best queer representation in all of visual media and it was only growing?

And then The Owl House got canceled with nothing to replace it. And Kipo and OK KO and Dead End and every other queer-inclusive show that had popped up in the meantime all ended quickly or were canceled with nothing new to fill their holes.

And now we have nothing left. And the trend that had been escalating for the past 10 years to create a golden age of queer animation has seemingly been shot dead with nothing to show for it.

Remember that?

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Step by step guide on how to blow up apparently

Step 1: be in the aromantic community

Step 2: want to be reblogged by @aromanticofficial because for the funny

Step 3: say something that is apparently so relatable that hundreds of people will spam your notifications to let you know how relatable it is

Step 4 (optional): be extremely confused and frightened by your power

Congratulations! You will now maybe blow up within 24 hours ._.

(/j)

[killxio]

pr mishap | e. yaeger

word count: 627 [ 2 min 20 second read] | ✪ content warnings: porn w plot (is this enough to be considered a plot?), writer who thinks they’re funny, p in v sex, car sex

famous!eren x influencer!reader

✭ curse eren and his stupidly good brain melting dick.

so.

you and eren recorded a little dancing tiktok. you were both big social media presences, so you expected big numbers, but this went reaaaaaaaaal large and you couldn’t figure out why.

until you did.

at a point in the dance, eren spins around and in his back left pocket there’s just enough fabric to make out what it is:

a lacy thong.

this had y’all’s followers up in ROAR!! you’re away at a shoot all day as twitter explodes, barely having time to check your phone.

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and of course, here is your idiot big head boyfriend keekeeing on the timeline.

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so how exactly did eren become eren Panty Snatching yaeger?

you and eren share feverish, desperate kisses. you don’t wanna let each other go, but eren doesn’t want to miss a second of your body being revealed to him as he undressed you. unbeknownst to you, he slips your pretty soaked thong into his pocket after tugging your shorts off.

eren pulled up on you taking promo pictures for a swimwear line and couldn’t keep his hands to his goddamn self. so, here you are in the back of his tinted black audi fogging up the windows.

he’s taken time to kiss from your nipples to your clit, spitting at your cunt for extra lube before sitting up and tugging down his jeans.

you moan, low and deep, fist clenching ,as he enters you. he begins to fuck into you, deep and on a mission to fuck you stupid.

and he does. his fingers are relentless against your clit, determined to make you shake with the help of his other hand keeping your hips in place.

“eren.. ohmygod so good ssso good so g-good” you quietly chant, eyes unfocusing a bit but still locking on his gaze.

“is it, baby?” he questions, smirking down at you in between loose strands of his hair.

“y-yessss.. ah- too good, too deep,” your praise changes after he uses his hand to lift you up and pull you towards him more, going deeper and knocking the fucking air out of your lungs.

you bring your hands up, desperately trying to push against his pelvis to slow him down. he just pulls his hand from your hips and moves yours up to his lips, kissing your knuckles before letting them fall back down. he knows you don’t have the strength to try again.

before he goes to help you maintain the arch, he pushes your thighs up and out a tiny bit despite the constricted space.

“fuck, how much tighter can you get princess?” he asks in awe, the repositioning having helped, “oh fuck, damn near choking me.”

you have him moaning, not groaning, moaning out in your ear.

it’s enough to drive fling you over the edge, passing up eye contact for rolling your eyes back and beginning to shake under his touch.

“eeereeeeeeennnnnn..” his name is long, breathy and drawn out from your lips, a beg for something unspecified.

he doesn’t falter in place despite the twitching of his cock, a silent signal of how close he is, not allowing you to come down from your high. by now you have no defense left and are a babbling, moaning mess under him, still cumming on his dick. eren cums, the two of you moaning so loudly you’re sure anyone walking past the car had to hear.

after a few slow strokes he pulls out, the plat plat of cum dripping onto his leather seats is audible over both of your harsh breathing. a string of cum breaks when his lower abdomen disconnects from your pelvis.

by the now, the last thing you were worried about was where the hell your panties were. no worries, 1/4th of twitter found them for you.

[kitssunglasses]

Charlie Spring account commented on Kit's post

[muppetappleanon]

Important.

Uh guys, my mom called me, im sorry to say that uh, well, I gotta leave the commune and I have to give up this account. I might come back but it's most unlikely, but hey! at least I get to be in the family annual just dance competition? but yeah, this was fun. I'm currently packing my things, im sorry guys I know that im the prophet and we were so close! but yknow, family comes first. My mom told me to cut the shit and come home. I'll miss you all.

[ghost-cricket]

[mine0560]

I decided to post it on my main account since it's not really much related to art for Wacky house. (Don't worry, art and comic are on their way)

BUT I AM TOO SHOCKED TO NOT SHARED IT HERE.

TODAY MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THAT SOMEBODY DID VIDEO EXPLAINING MY FRICKING AU

Not like I am ungreatful. I am just shocked when I have like 2 posts there.

So I am really flustered and shocked. It feels unrealistic to be honest xd

If you speak spanish go check them out.

And you can go check out my AU tumblr blog

➤ Here

[jinxthejubilee]

Guys, really....?

So, I just learned that faceless Student B here has an actual fanbase. Anyone care to explain how this happened, or...?

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

when i first heard about the “we’re both a bit fruity” quote i thought it must have been taken out of context, but, quite frankly, it actually sounds even worse in context

[keirawantstocry]

Why are u ahag?

LMAOOOOO

[vnmof]

not me just realizing i have 100 followers I SWEAR IT WAS AROUND 50 A LONG TIME AGO?? HUH??

okay but like, WTF THANK YOU ALL??? 😭😭 im like, FLABBERGASTED how am i so blind 😭😭

[bluesidedown]

Yall my kitchen sink stopped draining today

[gtliveoutofcontext]

Ash says she stood outside mats door with a sword on a dark night.

To guard! Ash would never do anything malicious!

[beaningeneralacceptance]

My friend has stolen my rival, so now we share him. We're in an inescapable rival triangle with a ~238lvl snow/wind mage named Nicholson (he was wisely kept at ~200 in the Bronze Sea but we unwisely fought him at Port Mistral during the quest).

[lorrainestea]

It is happening.

It's hard to believe, but it's happening.

People are afraid of me. They are scared of what I've become. My parents' friends use me in horror stories to make their children obey and do as they say... And I always respond with a smile on my face I'm not their biggest problem...

Hi, I'm a dentist assistant 👋