#Hotel stories

[livingfictionsystem]

So, I'm checking this mum in and she had a darling little one, who looked somewhere between one and two years old. The little one was sitting on the counter and playing with her mum's ID.

The little one holds it out to me and I'm like "Is that you?~"

And she's like "Yeah."

And my response is, "Do you know what fraud is? :>"

And the mum just BUSTED out laughing.

[driftwork]

4am- i woke with a start from a bad dream, my mouth hurting. I was dying, terminal, the memory of being refused treatment. What treatment? there is no treatment. The entrance into the hospital a narrow rightangle doorway of kafkaesque dimensions. The ball of my left foot itching badly. I get up go carefully downstairs to rinse my mouth, drink, distract myself and forget. With each step my identity fades. The first elements of light from the dawn. I think of going back to bed. I am recovering, do i need anti-histamines? An hour later i think i can sleep again. Just after 5am to the sound of early morning bird song i fall asleep, no longer dying.

[hotelofheroines]

"So...How did you enjoy Nude Beach day, Miss Walters?"

"Um...it was interesting. Ended up spending it non-hulked. I got a lot more attention when I'm big and green, but it was nice to just be nude with other people, I guess. And...um..."

"Yes? Go on. There is very little you can say that would surprise me."

"I just felt...more expose non-hulked out. Even though I wasn't the center of attention."

"Hmm, that is likely psychologically telling, but Miss Menchi also claims that wearing shoes while naked makes her feel more exposed, so that is not too strange."

[notherpuppet]

Radiorose 📻🥀

Based on a true story where I deadass just started digging through a new friend’s purse because I’m a psycho who forgot how to have any goddamned manners 💀

[feysplendent]

Overheard at work-

Experienced hotel employee: Comic con is like a Halloween event. They all dress up and its really colorful and cool.

New hotel employee: Oh wow! That sounds fun. Should we dress up for work?

Me whispering to myself: yesssss do it

[tooth-with-eyes]

[hotelmanagerlife]

【｡_｡】 𝘏𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 【｡_｡】

Can anyone relate?? 🥹

[13deth]

AHS 🔪

[livingfictionsystem]

We're sold out on double queens and a guest comes in with a reservation.

Okay, cool. I look up his name, we go through the motions, I hand him his keys. And he goes "Aren't you going to give me the keys to the other one?"

"👁👄👁 Sir what other one? There's only one room under that name?"

"Yeah, I pre-paid for two rooms?"

So now I'm stressed because I think Expedia has let me down Once Again and asking management to see if there's Anything I can do and this bloke is holding up the line and half the rooms are not inspected and we have five callers on hold and wedding guests are complaining and--

Guest: "Hey, the other room is under a different name. Would that matter?"

👁👄👁

-Xhaxhollari 🕊

[driftwork]

2 am

The hotel in Sidmouth is a boutique hotel of perhaps 20 or 30 rooms,  lxurous and cool by turns.We are  here because of the wedding we  are attending on Saturday.  A few days on the coast.  Wandering around the town, around the dock and the bay,  spending time in a small bar eating tapas with margaritas with music playing.  She isn't drinking. She refuses to say why, though tired she seems happy. It's later, she is asleep, its 2AM - i am in the bathroom  the led of the charging toothbrush glowing through the opaque glass of the cabinet doors.  The sound of foxes or deer in the gardens outside, perhaps also across the road on the hillside.  The led stops flashing,  you shuffle in the moonlight  back to bed, swish swish swish on the wooden floors.  You dream of her  driving the car in her underclothes. Was it my younger body? She asks  in the morning.  Yes, you say.  We are the only people who know those bodies.... It rained. Downstairs at breakfast she says, palefaced, eating muesli with yoghurt,  some fruits, a pot of coffee in front of her, I have to tell you something...

[foodforthefoul]

Thinking about the conversation I overheard while waiting for the elevator in the hotel I work at. Reverberating up the stairwell:

"I just remember eating Snickers bar after Snickers bar, and being completely covered in baby powder"

I wish you all the best you Snickers fiend

[saintlucretia]

the feeling when your fictional crush is so wild you can't even defend them:

[hypnoticmoth]

Some sketches of Vox’s life after he lost everything, as he tries to get his life back together (and eventually his fellow Vees)

The sorta context is here ~

[notherpuppet]

📻 🍎