#Hoseki Iwa

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Jinko: Who's got one awesome shot

Iwa: We do

Jinko: We do? WE do?

Iwa & Ku: We do.

Jinko: What's your awesome shot?

Iwa: It's a little something we like to call

Iwa & Ku: FLUFFERKNUCKLE

Jinko: I want to say yes, I just don't know if now is the time to be demoing a new thing.

Nani: What is it?

Iwa: cocks finger like gun\

Jinko: Okay, couple thoughts. When we tried to blow up the dummy, didn't go so well. Also load bearing beams in a closed room with no windows, so its going to hurt US too.

Ku: Flufferknuckle...

Jinko: Okay, the name is great. I just think that maybe in practical use, not the best.

Iwa: Think about this

Jinko: I am, I'm the only one doing that.

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naruto oc masterpost

📚 Rei - an anbu, the daughter of the local bookshop owners, kakashi’s love interest

🔪 Sekkachi - rei’s childhood teammate, one of guy’s best friends, chronically ill and a chain smoker

🐇 Naru - an anbu, rei’s childhood teammate, comes from a wealthy family involved in government

🩸 Tenshi - secret root operative, likes to use her sexuality as a weapon

🔮 Mikazuki - an anbu, shy, into tarot and astrology and herbalism

🤜 Arai - an anbu, subordinate of rei’s team, brash but well-meaning underneath, younger sister of sefure

💔 Sefure - arai’s older sister, works in the red light district, an old flame of kakashi’s

🧡 Tanjo - former iwa-nin, midwife, mother to kyugeki

👑 Tenjikubotan - sekkachi’s cousin, roru’s older sister, socialite, a gossip

🍃 Roru - sekkachi’s cousin, tenjikubotan’s younger sister, bright-eyed and enthusiastic, rock lee’s love interest

🌟 Sukui- an anbu, subordinate of rei’s team, charming and secretly generous

👓 Hitsuji - an anbu, subordinate of rei’s team, twin brother of hiretsuna, intelligent but anxious

🏥 Hiretsuna - hospital receptionist, twin sister of hitsuji, airheaded

🎀 Amai - dango shop waitress, sweet and hospitable

💎 Hoseki - younger sister of ketsui, cousin of kagami, jewel expert

🔥 Ketsui - older brother of hoseki, cousin of kagami, expert blacksmith

🤫 Kagami - cousin of hoseki and ketsui, mental health ward patient, intelligent

💜 Suisen - shy, unsure of herself, mental health ward patient

🏴 Nozomi - sharp edges, jaded, mental health ward patient

🌎 Sosei - head of the mental health unit, holistic, encouraging, twin sister of seiiku

🤱 Seiiku - head of the labor + delivery unit, midwife, twin sister of sosei

🦊 Kettei - optimistic to a fault, mental health ward patient

🌼 Harusame - distant relative of rei’s, former ame-citizen, softspoken and sweet, yamato’s love interest

💪 Miyu - former kiri-citizen, quirky and perseverant, might guy’s love interest

➕ Fujie - sosei’s daughter, nurse in the mental health ward, strict and stoic

💀 Tsubaki - hospital mortician, friendly and unassuming

🦈 Doremi - hoshigaki relative, musician, close with gaara

🔰 Hachimitsu - younger sister of aoi rokushou

🙈 Haru - an anbu, asuma’s older brother, konohamaru’s father, harsh and unsympathetic

🙊 Fuyu - an anbu, haru’s wife, konohamaru’s mother, slick and unforgiving

👠 Hai - kettei’s older sister

🌸 Risa - kettei’s teammate

🐍 Rukia - former konoha-nin, medic-nin, kabuto’s love interest

🐜 Kuroda - kettei’s teammate, an aburame

🍋 Yuzu - bookshop apprentice, quirky, interested in politics

🎭 Takashi - sensei to kettei, risa, and kuroda

🎶 Ren - rei’s doppelganger, musician, a yamanaka

💾 Inomi - ren’s older sister, a yamanaka, works in hospital records

📓 Nigai - amai’s older sister, professional, handles logistics of dango shop

✌ Umami - amai’s older sister, hippie, artist, works at the dango shop

🧂 Shiokarai - amai’s older sister, athletic, temperamental, dango shop waitress

🥵 Tsurai - amai’s older sister, sensual, hotheaded, dango shop waitress

🍏 Sui - amai’s older sister, sour and sassy, dango shop waitress

🎱Kikkake - an anbu, subordinate of rei’s team, jaded, bald

🥟 Teiko - rei’s grandmother, former anbu

🥀 Fuun - younger sister of teiko, former konoha citizen, defected to amegakure

📿 Kohai - sekkachi’s grandmother, former anbu, former suna-nin

☕ Komori - suisen’s grandmother, former anbu, runs the antiques shop with her brother rojin

💰 Rojin - runs the antiques shop with his sister komori

🌙 Choryu - mikazuki’s grandmother, noble from crescent moon kingdom

🐟Kigiku - naru’s grandmother, handmaiden to choryu, nana, and kaigan

🌾 Shinzou - kakashi’s grandmother, sakumo’s mother, farm girl

🌌 Nana - naru’s grandmother, kaigan’s older sister, noble from the crescent moon kingdom

⛵ Kaigan - nana’s younger sister, noble from the crescent moon kingdom

⭐ Hitode - jiraiya’s mother, immigrated from uzushiogakure, older sister of namine and sango

🌊 Namine - immigrated from uzushiogakure, sister of namine and sango

🐠 Sango - immigrated from uzushiogakure, younger sister of namine and sango

🐺 Noriaki - son of tobirama, sakumo’s father

🍸 Hinotori - daughter of hashirama, tsunade’s mother

🔞 Ogata - jiraiya’s father

⚡ Nariko - daughter of rei and kakashi, hotheaded and confident

🎨 Sutego - adopted daughter of rei and kakashi, sarcastic and artistic

🧣 Rokurou - son of rei and kakashi, quiet and bookish

🔫 Katsuro- son of rei and kakashi, keiko’s twin brother, rebellious and snarky

🌷 Keiko - daughter of rei and kakashi, katsuro’s twin sister, sweet and softspoken

🐻 Kazuhiko - son of rei and kakashi, polite and imaginative

🍥 Anemone - daughter of naruto and hinata, younger sister of boruto and himawari, arashi’s twin

🌀 Arashi - son of naruto and hinata, younger brother of boruto and himawari, anemone’s twin

🐱‍👤 Sensu - son of sakura and sasuke, younger brother of sarada

🍑 Anzu - daughter of sakura and sasuke, younger sister of sarada and sensu

🌱Mei - daughter of yamato and harusame, deaf

🍜 Hiyamugi - son of iruka and ayame

🦯 Kanami - daughter of suisen and kettei, blind, love interest of rokurou

🗽 Patina - daughter of rock lee and roru, younger sister of metal lee

🧠 Ise - son of neji and tenten

🦑 Ushio - son of karin and suigetsu

🐣 Kyugeki - son of tanjo, love interest of nariko

💐 Ran - kyugeki’s teammate, friendly and optimistic

🐒 Wakizashi - kyugeki’s teammate, quirky and genuine

👝 Ichika - sefure’s daughter, nariko’s rival

🥻 Oniyuri - daughter of tenjikubotan and sukui

🌄 Minoru - nariko’s teammate, sutego’s love interest

🐉 Nagisa - son of rukia and kabuto

👘 Edna - arai and sefure’s grandmother, former anbu, runs the local kimono shop

🍰 Aji - grandmother of dango shop girls, sister of tsukurou, founded the dango shop

💊 Tsukurou - grandfather of tsubaki, brother of aji, hospital pharmacist

🌿 Heiwa - mother of sosei and seiiku, medic-ninja

👁‍🗨 Asaki - choryu’s husband, a hyuga

🕷  Arachne - asaki’s teammate, an aburame

🩺 Naoya - rin’s older brother, inomi’s love interest, a medic-ninja

⚕ Naohiko - son of naoya and inomi

🥢 Takoyaki - son of shiokarai and kikkake

🌶 Sansho - son of tsurai

🍨 Wagashi - son of amai

🎴 Yomi - daughter of tsubaki

🔖 Ryou - daughter of hachimitsu

🙇‍♀️ Setsuko - mother of hinata and hanabi, a hyuga

❣️ Kagome - mother of neji, a hyuga

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Jinko: Knock, knock, knock

Iwa: Who is it?

Ku: Tell them its the tax agency

Jinko: It's the uh, the tax people

Iwa: Oh, I don't want to talk to you

Ku: Tell them if they don't let us in we'll kill their whole fuckin family

Jinko: We, ah, we have cookies

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Iwa: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Jinko, whispering: "You fly is down."

Jinko, whispering a little louder: "Your fly is down."

Iwa: YEAH MY FLY IS DOWN CUS IM NOT A CONFORMIST PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU. ITS ANARCHY DOWN HERE AND IM LIVING IT

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Rowan: Did you know, there's a skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW

Mark: No there isn't

Iwa: No there isn't

Akitsu: No there isn't

Gaken(?): No there isn't

Ren(?): No there isn't

Himiko: No there isn't

Lyrimon (sometimes): No there isn't

Akio: You're goddamn right

Koatsu, a dumbass even as an adult: No there isn't

reiko slowly losing braincells

Ameko: yes yes and that's why I love you

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Elain: I'm a demon, daughter of the fallen angel Lucifer sent from hell to bring about the apocalypse

Iwa:

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Iwa, fed up with Jinko's shit: tries to suplex him

Jinko, who is 500 pounds: :)

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Iwa: Oh honey, don't cry. You're so ugly when you cry.