#Horseface
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i wish you could add music to posts..id add brat
ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐
Levi Ackerman 𖹭
Genitalia: Levi’s is on the smaller side, but it’s perfectly proportioned with a slight curve. He’s meticulous about grooming, so it’s always pristine. He’s the type to keep things tidy and controlled, just like his whole persona. Dynamic: Levi’s definitely a top. He’s assertive and precise, and he likes being in control. However, if he really trusts someone and feels relaxed, he might be open to switching. It’s not his default mode, but he can make exceptions.
Erwin Smith 𖹭
Genitalia: Erwin’s is thick and commanding, reflecting his leadership qualities. It’s not just big in size; it’s impressive in presence. He carries himself with confidence, and his genitalia is no different. Dynamic: Erwin is a classic top. He’s used to being in charge and taking control, which extends to his intimate life. He’s confident and decisive, and he knows exactly what he’s doing. You won’t find him hesitating or second-guessing in this area.
Armin Arlert 𖹭
Genitalia: Armin’s is average in size, but it’s sensitive and responsive. He’s a bit self-conscious about it, often overthinking things. Despite that, he’s genuinely sweet and attentive. Dynamic: Armin tends to be a bottom. He’s a bit shy and prefers to let someone else take the lead. However, with the right partner and when he’s feeling more confident, he’s definitely open to switching things up.
Porco Galliard 𖹭
Genitalia: Porco’s is medium-sized and notably thicker. He’s quite proud of it and knows how to use it. It’s not something he hides or downplays; he’s pretty confident about it. Dynamic: Porco is a switch, but he leans more towards topping. He likes being in control and taking charge, though he’s not opposed to switching it up if the mood and the partner are right.
Miche Zacharius 𖹭
Genitalia: Miche’s is notably big, almost intimidating, just like his overall presence. It’s impressive in size and perfectly matches his strong, authoritative demeanor. Dynamic: Miche is definitely a top. He’s assertive and commanding in all aspects of his life, and that includes his intimate moments. He takes charge and knows how to assert his dominance.
Eren Yeager 𖹭
Genitalia: Eren’s is average-sized but has a slight curve. He’s not shy about it and is quite confident. His more intense and driven personality carries over into his intimate life. Dynamic: Eren is a switch, but he leans towards being a top. His energy and assertiveness make him naturally inclined to take control, but he’s also open to switching when he’s in a more relaxed or trusting situation.
Jean Kirstein 𖹭
Genitalia: Jean’s is well-sized and nicely shaped. He’s confident without being arrogant about it. He knows it’s good, and he’s comfortable with himself. Dynamic: Jean is primarily a top. He’s assertive and confident, enjoying being in control. However, he’s also open to switching if he’s with someone he really cares about or feels a strong connection with.
Connie Springer 𖹭
Genitalia: Connie’s is average and straightforward. It’s not particularly standout, but it’s reliable and does the job just fine. He’s easygoing and doesn’t make a big deal out of it. Dynamic: Connie is a total switch. He’s laid-back and goes with the flow, so he’s flexible about his role in bed. He’s comfortable switching things up based on the mood or his partner’s preferences.
Zeke Yeager 𖹭
Genitalia: Zeke’s is bigger than average, and he knows it. He’s a bit cocky about it, which fits his personality. He’s not shy about showing it off. Dynamic: Zeke is a top with a bit of a manipulative edge. He likes being in control and pulling the strings. He enjoys being the one in charge and directing the action.
Reiner Braun 𖹭
Genitalia: Reiner’s is thick and solid, just like his physique. It’s well-matched to his strong and imposing build. Dynamic: Reiner is a switch but tends to be more comfortable as a top. His natural strength and dominant personality make him more inclined to take the lead, though he can definitely switch things up if the situation calls for it.
Bertholdt Hoover 𖹭
Genitalia: Bertholdt’s is larger than he might realize, but he’s a bit shy about it. He’s not fully aware of how impressive it is, but it’s definitely noteworthy. Dynamic: Bertholdt is mostly a bottom. He’s a bit reserved and can be shy, but with the right partner who can boost his confidence, he might be open to switching things up.
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m so sorry my writing is bleh as heck!! writing with nails is my hell. do not ask for floch i dont write about 1 inch shrivelled yucky cocks.
ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐
#aot#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan#aotvalentines#shingeki no kyoujin#aot x reader#erwin smith#armin arlert#eren x reader#eren yeager#reiner braun#birthcontrolaot#berthholdt#zeke yeager#aot zeke#zeke jaeger#zekrom#zekina#connie springre#connie springer#connie x black reader#jean kirstein#jean kirschtein x reader#horseface#eren jeager#eren aot#ren#miche zacharias#miche x reader#porco galliard
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horseface indeed lmfao
#mappa what have you done#jean kirschstein#jean kirstein#jean kirschtien#snk meme#jeanbo#horseface#snk shitpost#snk s4#snk#aot#shingeki no kyojin#attack on titan
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Eren: Armin's the brain, Mikasa's the brawl...
Jean: Ha! That means you're neither.
Eren: ...And I'm the reason they need brain and brawl to begin with. I'm their motivation. I'm their glue. So sit down horseface before I glue your ass to the nearest chair.
[Que uncontrollable laughing from the direction of eat-sleep-loveHistoria squad]
#you don't need brain or brawl to kick ass#just some glue#incorrect quotes#anime#aot#attack on titan incorrect quotes#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#eren yeager#eren jaeger#jean krischtein#horseface#armin#mikasa
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the most embarrassing snk/aot simp arc was 11 yo me simping for jean, 17 yo me simping for s4 eren, and then 22 yo me balls deep in the down-bad for levi after the final season giving me an aot renaissance
#levi#ackerman#levi ackerman#short king#manlet#horseface#the horse face jokes around jean never cease to make me giggle#jokes on the y/n fanfic writers who say y/n looked down on levi im 5'1#im a short king thirsting for a short king#heichou#captain kink?#overly competent men#manbuns are sexy#i hc eren as an emo brat but hes hot so its fine#eren lowkey a little bitch
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I'm so excited for Noel's new show!! Apple wanted to make sure that he wasn't gonna do anything crazy lmao...
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Their bond was so special.
#btw Eren said ‘that horseface..i hope he’s alright’ because jean was in danger in Eren’s place and Eren was worried#WIT#didn’t animate thus#Erejean#eren jaeger#attack on titan#eren#shingeki no kyojin#aot#eren yeager#anime#Aot end#the end#Aot trailer
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It takes two seconds for every "Sansa never bullied Arya, they just had a normal sibling relationship" post to devolve into "but if there was someone to blame, it would be Arya because she was soooo mean and calls everything Sansa does stupid". The only reason the "Stark sisters 4ever" hags want them to get along is because they're desperately hoping Sansa's behavior toward Arya isn't ever addressed so they can keep pretending she's a perfect angel who can do no wrong; they won't even try to pretend it's about anything else.
#arya stark#anti sansa stans#fandom nonsense#this is why Stansas always argue so fervently that Sansa never mocked her for her looks cause they know how shitty it sounds#meanwhile in ADWD George even further confirms that Sansa bullied her by having Theon remembering it#and Sansa's TWOW chapter has her describe someone as being /horsefaced/ specifically#it's definitely going to be mentioned as part of their future conflict and Stansas can't stand it which is why they#spend so much time shifting the blame to Arya and pretending their conflict was equal (or instigated by Arya)#never mind that the main source of their conflict is likely to be the fact that Sansa told Cersei about Ned's plans 🥴#and that never gets brought up because they know /she's just a child/ won't work as an in-universe excuse
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Hi. Looking for a multi chapter in-panem fic where Katniss and Peeta have a son who doesn't know Peeta is his father. He later discovers his paternity. Part of the story is told from the son's pov, and he has his own romance. K + P restart their relationship in secret. Thanks!
Hi @horsefaced
I am 99% sure the story you are looking for is Stubborn Love by Stacylk on fanfiction.net.
Let me know if this is not the right story!
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valentines prompt ᥫ᭡
Reiner’s warmth and strength always made you feel safe. On Valentine’s Day, he gave you a handmade scarf, its softness was not a testament to his care...it was prickly , but he made it for you and that plastered a smile on your face , “I made this for you,” he said, a shy smile on his face. “Thank you, Reiner. It’s - .. beautiful,” you replied, touched by his effort. You felt like a mother looking at her sons little drawing, it was adorable.
Though it may not have been the prettiest article of clothing , you loved it nonetheless , wearing it all of those chilly days spent together.
@verxca specially for my pretty girlll
~ ♡ please send request I beg♡ ~
#attack on titan x reader#aot#attack on titan#reiner braun#reiner x reader#reiner braun x reader#levi#levi ackerman#erwin#erwin smith#armin#armin arlert#jean#jean kirstein#horseface#berthholdt#birthcontrol#birthcontrolaot#connie#connie springre#connie springer#connie springer x reader#shingeki no kyojin#erwin x reader#miche#miche zacharius#aot in general
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N!Alucard: bisexual, because he was r*ped by Japanese twins.
G!Alucard: Not intrested to have romanitic relationship or isn't ready to have one, because he is immortal and he would be more alone.
#akumajou dracula#anti netflixvania#better to not show his romantic intrest then to show being bisexual#sure that alucard might like trevor but i don't know if it was in romantic way#and more in classical friendship#fuck netflixvania#fuck n!alucard and japanese twins#i don't want to see the horseface again
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g-d..... some of the takes is see for jeyne poole in the fandom is. smth else. can yall be normal about trauma survivors specifically r///amcoa survivors & survivors with extreme trauma jesus fucking christ..................... (impossible. apparently)
#''she deserves it for what she said to arya!! she's a BULLY!! she called her HORSEFACE!!'' i&. can yall be normal for five fucking minutes.#''fake arya'' JEYNE. JEYNE POOLE. HER NAME IS JEYNE. IT RHYMES WITH PAIN she has a NAME she's a person don't rob her of that#''oh arya's gonna be queen of the north bc shes married to ramsay'' i. jeyne was forced to marry ramsay & sansa's not disinherited be norma#''oh arya's gonna give jeyne the gift of a mercy death'' ..... so yall are saying survivors who went through severe trauma cant be happy hu#''jeyne's gonna kill herself & arya's gonna steal her face'' jeyne's never been depicted as suicidal even after everything istg be normal#her entire story is about survival about how the point is to literally live no matter what happened to you you still deserve to be happy#n e wayz sansa loves her bestie jeyne poole & is gonna slaughter ramsay bolton & then she's gonne give the dreadfort & bolton lands to jeyn#jeyne's gonna outlive her abusers & get what ramsay always wanted & could never have !!!!!!!#& she's gonna have a long & happy life w/ her bestie sansa stark queen in the north & theyre gonna grow up to be elders !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ooc.
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A Game of Thrones, Arya II
She had loved listening to the men on the benches too; to freeriders tough as leather, courtly knights and bold young squires, grizzled old men-at-arms.
She used to throw snowballs at them and help them steal pies from the kitchen.
Their wives gave her scones and she invented names for their babies and played monsters-and-maidens and hide-the-treasure and come-into-my-castle with their children.
Fat Tom used to call her “Arya Underfoot,” because he said that was where she always was. She’d liked that a lot better than “Arya Horseface.”
#a game of thrones#arya ii#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#arya stark#house stark#winterfell#fat tom#tomard#arya underfoot#arya horseface#smallfolk#servants#freeriders#knights#knighthood#squires#men at arms#snowballs#games#playing#food#kitchens#babies#children#names#come into my castle#monsters and maidens#play
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so fucked up..... horses have to pay double for shoes.....
it is UNFAIR and tragic … this horse does have sick shoes tho
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kiirschtein → fushigurro
just to let the handful of darling people who are aware of my existence know ❤️
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listennn... Jean is bigger but Eren knows how to use it better.
#i dont make the rules#it's canon#aot smut#eren is a bit curvy too#jean's called horseface for a reason#iykyk
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