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omg-i-think-i-like-you · 2 years ago
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my mom is cleaning the bathroom and listening to Hassidic/Klezmer songs and it makes me imagine Eddie taking Steve to a relative's Jewish wedding and teaching him how to dance the Horah djebdjejdj please Steve would absolutely love it he'd be there in the inner circle with a yarmulke on his head and Eddie on his shoulders having the time of his life I'll cry this is gonna be my happy place for a while
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pettytiredandjewish · 8 months ago
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🎵🤝🎵🤝🎵
Jumblr, we are dancing a horah togther!
Rb to join the dance ❤️✡️❤️
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modeus-the-misanthrope · 9 months ago
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Marika with bags under her eyes: I've got it! The perfect plan of how to conquer Caria and finally have uncontested control of the Land's Between!
Godfrey picking his nose: Uh...what is it?
Marika wide-eyed and manic: I'm gonna get her pregnant!
Godfrey slowly turning to look at her directly: 🏳️‍🌈?
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draken-rotzi · 7 months ago
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theres-a-body-here · 1 year ago
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(male reader please!)
thinking about godfrey fucking the poor little tarnished warrior who thought that he could best him in combat :)
he’s been quite alone in the lands-between for a while now.. without the touch of another.. might as well take you to be his hunky concubine/body pillow :)
Godfrey x Male!reader
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You probably should've put more levels into Vigor.
Maybe even Mind.
But nope. You put a majority of your runes into leveling intelligence.
And now you're pinned underneath the First Elden Lord. You glance to the right of you. Your Carian Regal Scepter lies just out of reach. You wonder if maybe you should've listened to Nepheli and gone with the max strength build. Damn. Maybe you could respec after you die. it's only been about 24 times you've been slain by this massive beast of a man. Hell, you've onl- and he's staring at you.
Actually.....you realize he's been staring at you the entire time you've been internally monologuing. Gods, he's large.
You try to squirm a bit. Yep. Completely trapped. You begin to wonder why he hasn't killed you yet.
As Godfrey's face loomed closer to yours, you could feel his hot breath on your skin. A shiver ran down your spine as he moved in toward your neck.
"What...What are you doing?" you stammered out, trying to squirm away from him.
Godfrey let out a deep chuckle. "Don't be afraid, Tarnished," he growled. "I simply haven't been with another for so long..."
With that, he pressed his lips against your neck and began to kiss and bite at the sensitive flesh there. Despite yourself, a moan of pleasure escaped from your lips.
You continued to struggle weakly against Godfrey, but his grip on you was too strong. He chuckled lightly as he felt you squirming beneath him.
"Relax yourself," he murmured into your ear. "I won't hurt you.....unless you wish for me to."
With that, Godfrey leaned in and began kissing and biting at your neck again. You could feel yourself growing more and more aroused with each passing moment, despite the fact that this was all so unexpected.
His lips found a particularly sensitive spot on your neck and he began to suck eagerly at the flesh there. Before long, he had left a bright red hickey on your skin -- one that would likely take days to fade away.
"Gods..." you breathed out, unable to resist any longer.
As Godfrey continued to lavish attention on your neck, you found yourself growing increasingly lightheaded. His touch was electric, sending shivers down your spine and making your blood boil with desire. You let out another moan.
"You sound like a lovesick maiden," he teased as he nipped at your collarbone. "Perhaps you would be better suited to being my consort rather than the new Elden Lord."
He chuckled darkly as he moved back down to your neck once more, tracing his tongue along the sensitive flesh there. You let out a moan of pleasure that was louder than before as sensations rippled through you.
"Such sweet music," Godfrey murmured against your skin. "I could listen to it all day."
"Mmmm...please," you choke out, unable to keep yourself from begging for more.
Godfrey let out a low growl as he continued biting and kissing at your neck. His hands roamed over your body, pulling at the straps of your armor and exposing more skin for him to attack. You hear some of the armor's strings ripping apart.
"You like that, don't you?" he murmured against your skin. "I knew it...you were made for this."
You could feel yourself growing even more aroused at his words. It was true -- everything about Godfrey seemed to be designed to arouse you.
"I..." you began breathlessly, unsure of what else to say in the face of such overwhelming pleasure.
It wasn't before he tore away all of your clothing. You hiss as your hard cock is exposed to the cold air.
Godfrey's eyes roamed hungrily over your naked body as he chuckled darkly, taking in every inch of skin that was now on display. You felt incredibly vulnerable and exposed under his gaze, which seemed to strip you down to nothing more than the rawest essence of yourself.
"You're such a skinny and weak boy," he teased, tracing his fingertips lightly over your skin. "How do you expect to be able to handle everything that comes with being the new Elden Lord?"
Your cheeks burned red with embarrassment as Godfrey continued to taunt you. It was true -- compared to him, you were nothing but a weakling.
"I...I don't know," you stammered out weakly.
Godfrey let out a low growl as he leaned in closer, pressing his body against yours until you could feel the heat emanating off him like an inferno.
"Well, we'll just have to see if I can toughen you up then won't we?" He purred lowly into your ear.
You shuddered involuntarily at the sensation before letting out another moan.
Godfrey then backs off of you, you took a deep breath and braced yourself for what was to come. You could feel his gaze on your naked body as he began to work on removing his own loincloth and groin coverings.
"There's a good boy," he growled deeply in his throat. "You're not going anywhere, are you?"
Your face burned bright red at the suggestion that you might flee. To be honest, you weren't entirely certain whether or not that was what you wanted to do -- but for now, at least, there was no denying the overwhelming attraction that pulled you inexorably towards him.
"N-no," you stammered out weakly.
Godfrey let out a low chuckle as he finished undressing himself completely. His massive member sprang free from its confines and stood proud between his legs like some kind of wild beast leashed and ready to pounce upon its prey.
Out of nowhere, Godfrey pulled you towards him, it all happened so quickly that your mind barely had a chance to keep up. Before you knew it, you were astride him, with his massive manhood pressing against your skin as he lay under you.
He chuckled darkly as he looked up at you and saw the confusion written plainly on your face.
"Don't look so surprised," he growled in response to the expression on your face. "I'll let you be on top...this time."
You could see a small smirk spreading across his lips as he spoke those words -- clearly enjoying the idea of throwing a bone to someone whom he viewed as being decidedly beneath him.
His words made your cheeks burn bright red as you felt the unmistakable sensation of your cock rubbing against his bare chest. You groaned softly under your breath as pleasure rippled through you at the thought of there being "another time".
Godfrey let out another low laugh before reaching up to grab hold of your hips firmly, guiding them back and forth over his slick chest while making sure that it was getting stimulated in every possible way.
You whimpered as your cock rutted against him. Godfrey seems to like the sounds you make as he lets out a hum of approval.
As you kept rutting against Godfrey's chest, grinding your erect manhood over his skin with an intensity you had never felt before. You're lost in pleasure as he keeps touching you everywhere.
Suddenly something else came into play. You feel the hot and hard length of Godfrey's monstrous cock sliding between your ass cheeks, brushing against your puckered hole and making a low groaning noise grow louder in your throat. His hands tightened on your hips as he bucked up into you again and again, each thrust sending shivers down your spine.
You couldn't help but feel nervous as you felt the tip of Godfrey's massive cock pressing against your tight little asshole. You knew that this was going to hurt -- after all, he was so big compared to you, and you were still a virgin back there.
"Please…please be gentle," you begged in a soft voice, sounding more shy and vulnerable than ever before.
Godfrey let out another deep chuckle at your words before responding with a grin on his face. "I'll think about it," he growled darkly, clearly enjoying the power dynamic between the two of you.
As he began to push himself inside of you slowly and steadily though one thing became clear: He had no intention of being gentle at all.
Pain ripped through your body as Godfrey pushed into you inch by agonizing inch. Tears sprung to your eyes as wave after wave of excruciating agony washed over you, making it impossible for anything else beyond sheer raw pain take place.
Godfrey let out low grunts of pleasure as he powered his way deeper inside of your tightening ass cheeks. His grip on your hips tightened even further until it felt like they might snap under the pressure from his powerful fingers alone.
"You can handle more than that tarnished," he growled harshly as sweat dripped down onto both of their bodies from the effort.
You had barely even had a chance to brace yourself before Godfrey suddenly slammed his massive cock into you all the way with an almost brutal force. The pain was intense and overwhelming, causing you to cry out in agony as your entire body convulsed with the shock of it.
You tried to move up but he held your hips down, forcing you to take it as he chuckled darkly in pleasure at your expense. You were completely helpless beneath him, submitting to his every whim without any choice or say in the matter.
"That's it, good boy," he growled harshly into your ear as sweat dripped from both of their bodies. "Just lay there and take it like I know you can."
The pain was excruciating, but somehow you managed to hold back the tears that threatened to spill from your eyes. You tried to focus on anything else beyond the fiery ache that seemed to consume every fiber of your being.
Godfrey continued to thrust upwards into you, each powerful stroke sending new waves of agony rippling through your body. You could feel the sweat dripping from your body onto his chest as he pounded into you again and again.
You whimpered and moaned pathetically above him, unable to do anything except straddle him there and take it as he teased you with words that cut straight to the bone.
"I thought you wanted to become Elden Lord," he sneered in a raspy voice, clearly enjoying every moment of your torment. "Is this all it takes to break a weakling like yourself?"
You felt embarrassed by the words spilling from his lips but were powerless to do anything other than take it all as he ravaged your body with wild abandon. Every part of you tingled with pleasure that mingled with pain in ways that left you shaking uncontrollably.
As Godfrey continued to pound into you, you were surprised when he suddenly pulled you down onto his chest and began to fuck you even faster than before. Despite the insults and brutality that had gone before, it seemed as though he was claiming ownership over your body -- something that left you feeling both confused and aroused in equal measure.
"That's right," he growled darkly in pleasure beneath his breath. "You're mine now...all of you. I did say you'd do better as my consort."
You whimpered pitifully at Godfrey's words, your mind racing as you tried to keep up with the onslaught of sensations coursing through your body. The thought of being this massive man's consort made your cock throb as it rutted against his chest.
Without warning, Godfrey began to pump your stiff member in time with each deep thrust into your tender holes, sending waves of pleasure rippling down through every nerve ending in your body. You gasped for breath as pleasure and pain merged together into one overwhelming force that threatened to consume you completely.
"Fuck...I'm so close," Godfrey groaned in pleasure as sweat dripped down both of your bodies. "Can't hold back much longer..."
"That's it," Godfrey growled darkly as sweat dripped from his face onto the ground. "Let yourself go...submit to me completely."
His hand on your cock got faster, synched perfectly with the pace of his own thrusts. Pleasure coiled tightly inside you like a snake about to strike.
You were barely able to catch your breath as he bucked harder, plunging himself deep inside your body in one final push that sent shivers cascading through every nerve ending in your body.
Finally, with a low guttural moan, Godfrey exploded inside you -- coating your walls with his warm seed while making sure that every inch of himself was buried deep within your tight little hole.
You let out a low guttural moan at the feeling of the former first Elden Lord breeding you. Hot spurts exploded from the tip of your cock and onto his chest as wave after wave of pure ecstasy pulsed through every part of your being, leaving you spent and exhausted but ultimately satisfied beyond belief.
Godfrey lays on his back breathing heavily. You thought it might be a good time to make your escape, but before you can form a plan Godfrey wraps his strong arms around you and pulls you in close.
You open your mouth to demand he lets go but you hear him start to snore softly against your ear. A sense of relief washes over you, but then quickly transforms into embarrassment as you realize that his cock is still inside of your sore little hole.
You whimper pitifully at the feeling of him filling every inch of your tender walls, unable to do anything except lay there caged within his powerful frame. You have no choice but to remain there against Godfrey's sleeping form, staring at his chiseled features and muscular body as his snores reverberate throughout your own exhausted frame. He was pretty sexy when he wasn't brutalizing you, you admit to yourself begrudgingly.
You let out a long sigh.
"I hope Marika likes sharing"
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toweringclam · 5 months ago
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So like here's a real brain breaker for all y'all elden ring lore hunters.
Who are Godwyn's parents?
Marika and Godfrey, duh. Everyone knows that.
Except...
Can you point to a single piece of lore that says that?
Like, find me one single solitary piece of lore that conclusively states either Godfrey or Marika was Godwyn's parent.
TBH, this is kinda fucking me up. There's gotta be something.
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tarnishedinquirer · 6 months ago
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Person of Interest: Nepheli Loux
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Name: Nepheli Loux Title/Alias: Hero, Warrior Race: Badlander Gender: Female Occupation: Adventurer Affiliation: Unknown Badlands tribe, her father. Notes:
Possible relation to Horah Loux, a semi-mythical warrior who the voice told me is actually here.
Who is the father she mentioned?
Holds great respect for the Banished Knights
Possibly affiliated with the Red Banished Knights.
Can speak to the winds of Stormveil
Gideon Ofnir's adopted daughter
She respects him, but he does not respect her in the slightest.
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cassie-is-trans · 1 year ago
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Lucy Loux, Warrior
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korrolrezni · 5 months ago
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Peter, if you aren't careful, Jamie will figure out who you are, and that won't be pretty, darling boy.
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hexplays · 9 months ago
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@hexmaniac-horah
Did you hear about the one club around the gym?
I DID
i told you not to go there dude its full of insane people. glad you were okay though. it got ransacked but nothing got stolen i think, which is weird.
sabrina's folks frequent that place, right? makes me wonder if something else is going on around there
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cursedmystic · 10 months ago
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From @hexmanic-horah:
Hello Mr. Matsuba,
My name is Horah Anoka, and I'm doing my college thesis on Haunter toxins. If you have any personal insight on Haunter toxins, my advisor has told me that I'm allowed to use interviews with specialists to support my claims.
Thank you so much for your time.
Horah
Ah, it's not often he gets emails, so he almost misses this one. What luck to remember to check it today.
Hello Horah,
Thank you for reaching out with an interest in this subject. There's not many experts in the matter and seeing more people take up the research is nice.
My own expertise with Haunter toxins, alongside the studies of my fellow League specialists in the Poison typing, have deduced that Haunter toxins have migrated to a more physical delivery system versus the gaseous form Gastly takes, though Haunter are still dangerous to be close to without protective gear and knowledge.
The classification of their toxin is an ongoing project, but it seems to act as a type of neurotoxin causing tremors, paralysis and weakness, as well as a marked 'sense of impending doom' that's been noted multiple times.
I've attached a few studies that might be helpful to you in your research, but feel free to reach out again if you need more.
Good luck on your thesis.
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maudlinandmad · 1 year ago
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Just invaded to watch Horah Loux lose a westling match against a rennala cosplayer and some guy in armor, I love the matchmaking lol
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modeus-the-misanthrope · 9 months ago
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Depending on how much work wants to wear me out...I'm finally gonna do it. I'm gonna take aim at the "Elden Ring is good cause it doesn't have politics in it!" And murder that concept with a smile. Using a character most who played the game probably wouldn't expect.
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This Geriatric, Conan the Barbarian in retirement, wrestling fan.
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how-and-why-do-i-know-this · 10 months ago
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*gets caught in Horah Loux's WWE command grab*
HOLY S**T
AS MARIKA AS MY WITNESS, THAT TARNISHED IS BROKEN IN HALF
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allgather · 10 months ago
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thinking half-baked pidge bat mitzvah things.
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minespatch1 · 1 year ago
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Zlofsky uploaded a transparent border for people to use so I took some of my favorite snapshots out of 21,000.
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