#Hooten and the Lady Imagine

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Regret- Ulysses Hooten

Pairing: Ulysses Hooten x Reader

Characters: Ulysses Hooten

Warnings: N/A

Request: Anon- Since any sign of Hooten and the Lady is non existent on Tumblr, one shot request for Hooten and reader? "Who are they?" "They don't like me." And whose that?!" "They don't like me either!". If you're up to it 

Word Count: 405

Author: Charlotte

Sometimes you had to ask yourself which stupid decisions led to where you were in the world, but you didn't have to think too far to figure out what led you here today. Befriending Ulysses Hooten was what had led you to having guns pointed at you from every direction and you regretted ever meeting the man especially agreeing to travel with him to find a relic in the middle of a jungle in Latin America.

You knew that he was a troublesome man and didn't follow a lot of things such as laws and that would get you into some hot water at some point, but you didn't expect anything like this. He told you it would be safe, at least safe enough that you wouldn't end up dead but with the number of guns pointed at your head, you doubted that heavily. The people surrounding you were clearly from different groups, two clear different uniforms amongst them.

"Who are they?" You asked, trying not to move too much, rather scared that you were able to get shot, gesturing towards the group to your left with a small movement.

"They don't like me," he stated.

It wasn't hard to realise that; people didn't aim guns at people they liked.

"And who's that?" You frowned gesturing in the opposite direction.

He narrowed his eyes at you, as though it was a very obvious answer even though you had no idea who any of these people were and seen as they all spoke different languages that you didn't understand, it was a little hard to figure it out on your own.

"They don't like me either!" He exclaimed.

You huffed, having hoped that maybe he knew one of the groups for a good reason but instead you were more than likely going to end up dead in the middle of a jungle with a man you weren't fond of.

"At least I have something in common with them," you stated with venom laced in your words.

"It would hurt if I cared," he retorted.

With a frown you tried to calm down, not wanting your anger to take over but it was easier said than done.

"I knew it was a bad idea to work with you. Why was I so stupid?" You sighed.

Hooten shrugged his shoulders. "Everyone I work with seems to regret it. Honestly I might start taking it personally."

"You really should."

[tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine]

So guys imagine The librarians but without magic and with only two characters, which are in many ways mixtures of our favourite crew

then imagine treasure hunts, looking for artefacts in glorious locations, solving riddles

and then slap on a good portion o sass, sarcasm and brilliant dialogue.

What I’m saying is...

do you know “Hooten and the lady?”

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Who do you write for? Do you do Male Reader imagines? Great work

Hello Love, here are the fandoms we write for (there may be some we missed from the list, so if there’s one missing just ask):

A Study In Charlotte

About A Boy (Film and Show)

Agent Carter

American Horror Story* (Only Murder House, Asylum, Coven and Freak Show)

And Then There Were None

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Arrow (Only seasons 1-3)

Avengers (Includes all MCU films from The Incredible Hulk to Civil War, Ant Man Included)

Awkward.

Baby Daddy

Bad Education

Bates Motel* (Only Season 1)

Batman (The Dark Knight Trilogy & BVS)

Being Human UK* (Only season 1-2)

The Big Bang Theory

Bioshock Infinite

Black Mirror

Blindspot

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Carmilla* (Only season 1)

Carrie The Musical

Castle* (Only season 1-7)

Casualty* (Only season 23+)

Conviction

Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders

Crimson Peak

Daredevil* (Only season 1)

Dawson’s Creek* (Only season 1-3)

Dear Evan Hansen

Die Hard

Disney (Including any Disney films with exclusion of Frozen; Also shows such as Girl Meets World, Liv and Maddie, Suite Life On Deck, Lab Rats and Wizards of Waverly Place)

Divergent

Downton Abbey

Drop Dead Diva

Elementary* (Only season 1-4)

Falsettos

Fantastic 4 (Only the 2005 film and sequel)

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

Fast and Furious

The Fault In Our Stars (Book and Film)

Finding Carter (Only Season 1)

Fire Watch

The Flash* (Only season 1)

The Fosters* (Only season 1)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Glee* (Only season 1-5)

Gone Home

Gossip Girl

Greek* (Only season 1-2)

Grimm

Hamilton

Harry Potter (Films and Books)

Heathers

Heroes Of The Storm

The Hobbit (Film series and book)

Hooten and the Lady

How I Met Your Mother

How To Get Away With Murder* (Only season 1)

The Hunger Games* (Not including the last film)

The Inbetweeners

Indiana Jones

iZombie

Jurassic Park/ World

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Legion

Life Is Strange

Looking For Alaska

Lord of the Rings

Lost

Magical Diary

Manhattan Love Story

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD* (Only season 1)

The Maze Runner

Miscellaneous Films (Beastly; Chalet Girl; When In Rome; Definitely, Maybe; What’s Your Number?; Just Like Heaven; The Nanny Diaries; The Internship; The Italian Job; The Man From Uncle; Wild Child; Chicago; About Time; The Holiday; Love Actually; 27 Dresses; Notting Hill; Bridget Jones’ Diary; The Proposal; She’s The Man; Jupiter Ascending; Nerve; Sydney White; Wimbeldon)

Mission Impossible

My Family

My Little Pony

New Girl* (Only season 1-3)

The Night Manager

North and South

Not Going Out

Of Mice And Men

Once Upon a Time* (Only season 1-5)

One Day At A Time

Orange is the New Black* (Only season 1-3)

The Originals.* (Only season 1)

Outnumbered

Overwatch

Paper Towns (Film and Book)

Percy Jackson (Only films)

Pirates of the Caribbean* (Only films 1-3)

Pramface

Pretty Little Liars

Pushing Daisies

Red Band Society

Reign* (Only season 1-2)

Rent

Riverdale

Samantha Who

Scream

Scrubs

Secret Life Of An American Teenager* (Only season 1-3)

Sense8

Shadowhunters*

Sherlock

Siblings

Skins UK* (Only season 1-4)

Stalker

Star Trek

Star Wars* (1-6)

Step Up

Stranger Things

Supergirl*

Superman (Superman Returns, Man Of Steel and BVS)

Supernatural* (Only season 1-3)

Switched At Birth* (Only season 1-2)

Teen Wolf* (Only season 1)

Twilight

Until Dawn

The Vampire Diaries* (Only season 1-4)

The Walking Dead

Westworld

Witcher 3

World of Warcraft

X-Men (Includes all 9 films; including Deadpool and Apocalypse)

8 Simple Rules* (Only season 1-2)

13 Little Blue Envelopes

13 Reasons Why

90210* (Only season 1-2)

10 Things I Hate About You (Film and Series)

The 100* (Only season 1-2)

Aaron writes for male readers, so it may not cover all the above fandoms as Hannah and I do not.

Thank you Love.

- Lottie.