#Hoochie hoe daddy shorts

[env0]

I need to Clean my work. Mirror

[peachsayshi]

Hey Peach. Psst Peach.

Listen. LISTEN.

It's 7.33 am for me and d'you know what I'm thinking of?

So I'm writing the quasi-dark fic of Suguru and reader. He's a powerful cult leader. Very influential and has global politicians and CEOs bu the trachea. Runs the world type shit. Think JJK0 Sugu, but in a suit.

Reader is an investigative journalist. She's onto him and knows what he's about, but she knows if she publishes her findings she might be killed for it. But she's determined to do it.

But the the thirst is so real and so mutual. He wants her, in all senses of the word. He wants to utterly corrupt her, morally, emotionally mentally and sexually, make her only his, and sex is just one of the avenues he plans to use to do that.

She, on the other hand, knows his a psycho narcissist with a god complex but she has seen him at the gym and in the pool taking laps in his hoochie daddy shorts and the very wet dick outline through them and his hair sticking to his back and the water running down his abs and his fucking snail trail and -

ANYWAY. This is a man who has the power to destroy entire governments and absorb multinationals but when he's in his mansion at 6pm after his third cup of green tea and fucking one of his fave hoes (that dude can suck dick really well) has not calmed him down he's jerking himself off to the thought of reader like a horny 19 year old? A powerful sexy, man wanking to the thought of you?

Whew. Let me go feed the dogs.

NAT. NAT. NATTTTTTTT.

I AM FUCKING FERAL RIGHT NOW.

if anybody is seeing my comments, I need all the prayers that I can get to survive this concept. this has me fluttering and hot in so many different ways, my goodness, EVIL SUGU JUST HITS SO DIFFERENT.

especially when he's so obsessed with you?? where you're constantly in the back of his mind even when he's with somebody else??

I'm going to vomit - I swear this post is about to hospitalize me. IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

(everyone else looking at me because I can't keep it together)

mail 💌

[gracegrove]

me vibing to that hoochie daddy season song 😎

It's hoochie daddy season

Hoes go from breathing to wheezing

You know these shorts don't need to touch my knees man 🎶

[19dayz]

He Tian: At the end of the day I gotta wear my hoochie daddy shorts and do hoochivious activities and be on my worst behavior cause that’s what the hoes want.

Mo Guan Shan: What?

He Tian: I don’t know how to explain it more clearly. I ain’t got no more words

Mo Guan Shan: You ain’t got no more words? Where the hell did you finds those in the first place?

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Croptops and stances