#Homestuck x Reader

[somberauthor]

could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).

gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!

DAVE STRIDER

it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.

He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.

He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)

DIRK STRIDER

He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.

He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.

Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.

Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...

[l4zyb0n35]

I always feel like that bitch whenever a fanfic writer i follow and get inspo from likes my post. It’s like winning an Emmy.

[myhedcanonicfables]

Tavros, Gamzee, Karkat x injured! reader

Tavros :

«hHEY YOU'RE NOT OKAY, AREN'T YOU?» Tavros just looks down at you, examining your condition if, for example, you fell or something.

This guy is really worried about the situation. He tries his best to help, with his inept support or first aid.

Even if it is something very insignificant, he wants to show politeness, show his kindness. If he could make a good impression on you, he would be able to raise his self-esteem and your's friendship.

Tavros will probably chatter about how it's nothing and such injuries (in comparison) can dont sooo hurting or take soo long, in the way like comforting....

He will talk you about his experience with wounds and bruises

Gamzee :

«WhOa! MaMmA, iT's HuRt?» He takes you by the hand, lifts you up and helps you shake off or serves as a support if necessary.

He's more likely just to make sure everything is fine cuz there are still cases when a friend needs to help. So i mean he's just not exaggerating the tragedy.

But if it's really something scary, then he will certainly sympathetically help, although with his carelessness and ineptitude he may not do things perfectly.

In fact, he doesn't really care about it as a result, as long as you're okay.

Karkat :

« HEY! BE CAREFUL!» Like the Gamzee, he lifts you up and serves as a support.

Swears if it's something serious. «YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AT THIS RATE». But if it's nothing and you complain to him too often, he also swears that you're a crybaby

After that, Karkat can laugh at you or vice versa in risk place he hold your hand for safety, occasionally reminding you of your lack of care.

[loquaciousscribe]

Hello!! You don't have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable,, but I would love to see an egbert x reader in your writing style if you have the time! Tysm in advance!

i'm assuming by that you meant headcanons? if not feel free to ask again a bit more specifically! and no worries about your character choice!!!

JOHN EGBERT X READER GENERAL HEADCANONS

john is a clingy little shit but it doesn’t really come out completely until later in the relationship because he’s worried about making you uncomfortable or doing it at the wrong time

for this reason your relationship goes kinda slow unless you’re the one initiating first. then he’s all over you

he’s not the best with dealing with emotions, so if you’re upset and trying to make you laugh doesn’t work he’ll just sit close to you(mostly to try and figure out if you want him to be there or not). if you want him to cuddle up with you he will. he’s just there for you

expect a lot of movie dates.

“WHAT?! what do you mean you haven’t watched con air?!?!?! we’re watching it right now.”

as long as you’re good to john, his dad likes you

speaking of john’s dad, if you like sweets that’s great for you because john has PLENTY of extra cake that he won’t be eating. though john doesn’t really think of it as a favor he’s doing you, but the other way around(don’t waste food guys !!)

subconsciously picks up your mannerism. the way you type? the way you talk? a certain phrase you use often? he doesn’t even realize he got it from you

he compares the two of you to movie couples just pictures he finds on the internet

he uses shitty pick up lines he found on the internet on you

“did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” *finger guns*

“i’d bring you to the movies but they don’t let you bring your own snacks:[“

or if he trips in front of you and he’s like “guess i FELL for you” with a dumb smile on his face

he loves your laugh and him making you laugh is even better

he’s a pretty cheesy romantic

joghn ebgert

[celestialatlantis]

Sick Headcanons : would they be good at taking care of a sick, human s/o ?

Characters : Sollux, Gamzee Content warnings ? : This is a sickfic so there's that, but not much, no mentions of vomit either.

Beginning of the end (wow, dramatic)

Day one: you'd start feeling off, this headache with a weight coming and going, your throat would feel a bit dryer than it should. Half a day of ignoring the warnings, a coughing fit hits you like a truck and Instantly you'd be hit with dread as you realised, shit, it's a cold; you don't even know where the hell you're supposed to get medicine now. Deciding to leave early, you were thankful that no one pried or probed you for answers. Then you had locked yourself up in your room, trying to logic out whether any of your teammates could get you the meds you used to buy. Unsure of how to bring that up, you decide to call it quits for the night. Feeling sluggish by the time you went to sleep. Waking up, you felt like rock-bottom personified. Fuck.

Gamzee Makara

Some would expect him to not notice as fast as he would.

"Nah little mama, something was defo bothering your cute thinkpan and this motherfucker would have to be blind to miss it .Honk"

But no he has a vibe-based radar and depending on how far your relationship has progressed it only becomes more attuned, somehow.

(Of course it did, he's red for you. This isn't a joke for him. it's a startling shift of demeanor to the untrained eye whenever his attentiveness shows, but it really shouldn't be.)

Has no clue how humans work. Still he'll ask you first and if you don't know then fuck. He's gonna have to ask Karkat if his human buddies know anything.

Either way, he'll bring a blanket and make a pile so that he can sleep near you in-case you need anything. He doesn't wanna leave you alone when you're sick, it has to feel extra lonely.

..at least he thinks it would be. Thinks. That's all.

He'll keep you company and bring you food, water, if you need Meds he'll try to look it up and see what he can do.

He's surprised when he remembers a few tricks he taught himself, from the times when he got sick while goatdad was away.

Will set a cold wet cloth on your forehead and switches it out when you fall asleep.

If you feel gloomy when sick, or if you just want him to, he'll do whatever he can to make you laugh.

Ask him to jump-scare someone by crawling in the vents and you'll see he's already five steps ahead of you. You can't help almost heckling a laugh for the second time when he gets back through the vents and you see he brought a Jason mask with him to scare the poor soul for your entertainment.

if you chose peace this time, he still has some tricks! He will make you laugh until you feel better, and you trust that based on experience.

He's strangely smooth as he walks around, not stumbling as much, although he seems to be acting like usual on the day when you wake up feeling well.

...you never did see it, but he couldn't let himself stay high while you were sick, it didn't feel right.

It really didn't feel right. He doesn't think it'll be remotely okay ever again, now that he knows you can get sick like this, - but it's okay. Now he can look out for you, like how you do for him.

Sollux Captor

Well shit, there's a chance that he finds out a bit later than Gamzee simply because he makes himself busy.

He'd notice you not replying to his pestering though, so off his chair and out his roo-..respiteblock he goes.

God, he'd inwardly cringe a little when entering your human room because he can sense the sick in the air somehow.

Asks the humans upfront how to take care of a sick person, which is noted to be unusual by Rose but she promises not to pry.

Sollux also stays in your room, brings a husktop, makes a makeshift pile to sleep on and just monitors you until you're feeling better.

Occasionally he'll leave, but mostly to get food, water, so on so forth.

Lets be honest, locking himself in a room and not leaving is not something out of the norm for Sollux. it's not difficult for him to stay.

Lets you whine if you're an insufferable patient type of person, he can feel a bit irritable but he just can't let himself get angry at you while you're sick.

The thought of snapping at you while you're steaming like a stove-top makes him feel like a jerk, and he has a heart in his ribs somewhere even when he acts difficult about it.

This type of vulnerability is new from you, and he won't make you regret not pushing him away.

He'll bring you a controller to play games together if you feel well enough to play. Would let you backseat him while he plays if you can't but still want to do something together.

He'll pester others for your entertainment too, or if you have human friends who could send over something for you he'll ask them for it too. Comfort soup that you can't make here? Consider it done, your friend will bring it in a few hours.

(he doesn't wanna risk fucking up the recipe and give you food poisoning.)

You get to choose the background music when he's doing coding, still, ask for his attention and you will receive it.

He might honestly fix a few things wrong in your room that you didn't know about if he gets bored while you're asleep. Mild things.

Also replaces some of your old chargers with newer and less beat-up ones.

He might even purr (read: buzz) if you pull his heart strings (not that difficult) and say it'll help you sleep, especially if you have a difficulty falling asleep when sick.

All in all, he learns pretty fast. Not that you should tell him that right after you recover, it'd give him an industrial sized ego.

[adayinthelifeofyn]

Random Headcanons Relationship: Eridan Ampora with a low blood matespritship

He will kind of be a dick about it in public but when it’s just him and his partner he becomes a lot softer.

This behavior will start to stop over time but in the beginning there will be quite a bit of “low blood this” and low blood” that.

He will dress his partner in the finest clothes and jewels if they let him.

Once the relationship is clear that it will be long term he will be very affectionate in his own ways.

One of them is always holding or hanging off his partner.

This just makes him become very clingy. That happens more in private than in public.

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Brain Ghost Dirk...

Imagine him being able to manipulate your thoughts. Why think of anything else but him? Why would you ever want to talk to anyone else when you can talk with him - someone who knows you better than literally anyone else. No one knows you like he does. No one cares about what you care about more than him. No one else understands you the way he can. Nobody else is worth it. Wouldn't it just be nice to talk to him, and only him, forever?

Can you imagine if he were able to manipulate your brain chemistry? Conditioning you to associate him with happiness, he floods you with dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin whenever you speak or think of him. And if you dare ignore him or try to spend time with anyone else, he's not afraid to mess with your head. You may suddenly find yourself unable to feel much of anything, or maybe too much - spiraling into panic attacks and unable to calm yourself. You only find relief when you come crawling back to Brain Ghost Dirk. Well, metaphorically speaking.

Dirk being so powerful in his control over your mind that he's able to control your body. You're trapped inside your own body, silently screaming to be let go and for Dirk to stop, all while he ignores your words and showers you in praise. He loves feeling your skin on your hands, feeling you through your own body. He can increase the sensitivity if you'd like. He knows exactly what you like best, after all. Nobody knows you as well as him.

And really, if you didn't want it, wouldn't you have been able to stop him by now. After all, he was only in your head.

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[sludgewolf]

Their Love Language pt1

Characters: Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

Aradia Megido

Quality time/ gift giving

Basically a crow, she's always bringing little somethings that reminded her of you

enjoys just existing by your side, you can each be doing whatever while in the same room that she's happy

Tavros Nitram

Words of affirmation

He's a nervous baby that needs reassurance so his lusus is always comforting him

Now being with you he ends up mimicking that and is always telling you how much he loves you or how good you're at certain things or whatever he feels like telling you

Sollux Captor

Acts of service/ Gift giving/ Cursing at each other

Now, Sol is shit at communication, so shit that instead of telling you he loves you he just calls you a motherfucker or a little bitch

never using your name, instead calling you nicknames or affectionately using a curse that, at this point, you just accepted as being another nickname

But mostly he shows his love through giving you random games he made or fixing your computer

He may not be physically be your side but Sollux is always up to playing games together

Karkat Vantas

Tough love/ Quality time/ Yelling

He's one of the most carrying trolls you've ever met, but he can't express his love in a non aggressive and shouty way

But Karkat does care, a lot actually, he just expresses it by yelling at you to be more careful or for you to sleep a normal time or even for you to not forget eating

The time you spend together at his hive he's always making you something to eat, covering you with the fluffiest blankets he owns and showing you the cheesiest and shittiest romcoms he has

Nepeta Leijon

Physical touch / Quality time

Cuddle bug and she's not sorry

Nep craves deep conversations in the dead of night, it's when she feels like she can truly connect with you

Also outfit sharing, she loves to see you in her clothes and wearing her sign

it's just a way for her to make sure you're warm and protected from the elements and other trolls

[chemical-underreaction]

dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader PLEASE

sure thing!! <3 sorry if this wasn't exactly what you wanted, but i had a lot of fun writing this!!

DIRK STRIDER X READER (PITCH) HEADCANONS (*´∇`)┌θ☆(ﾉ>_<)ﾉ

alright, let's be clear. dirk strider does *not* hate many things. he dislikes things, of course. he dislikes a lot of things.

but hate? hating things is too emotionally vulnerable for his tastes.

oh, but you?

he can make some exceptions for you.

you are a special, particular kind of pain in his ass.

there's two very different reasons why (i think) dirk would hate someone.

either they, as a person are in entirely direct conflict with him and get on his nerves in a major way - or, they're way too similar to him, and dirk does not like getting a mirror to his own behavior.

so more than likely, you'd fit into one of those two categories. i don't know you, though.

but regardless of what it is, you probably wouldn't have known for a while.

he didn't treat you.. differently? per say?

he was cold and cryptic and strange to everyone.

but with you, it seemed different. everyone told you it was just in your head. that dirk didn't have a problem with you, he was just like that.

but it was not.

dirk took so much pleasure in confusing you, getting one over on you. playing his little mind games.

granted, he is just kind of like that, but it's different. it was a lot more targeted, pointed - it wasn't purely in jest.

but, more importantly, it wasn't onesided.

you were not just a passive actor in this, oh no.

whatever you did, it was equally targeted to get on his nerves as much as possible.

there came a point where both of you, just for the sake of your fucked up little game, knew more about each other than even your mutual best friends did.

you'd torment each other with things, but you'd never bring anyone else into it or tell anyone things only the two of you knew. there was something of a code of honor. a trust fall system.

despite how much you disliked each other, you'd never actually do tangible harm to each other.

you just engaged in a prolonged battle of psychological warfare over your chat client.

eventually, it gets.. bizarrely flirtatious. not in a traditional way, no, but in a way that was still undeniably flirting.

you still hated him. he still hated you.

it continued regardless.

you two never.. officially got into a pitch relationship.

you're both human, after all. how would you know?

however, eventually, you were informed that your relationship with dirk sounded a whole hell of a lot like blackrom.

so, of course, you approach him about it.

neither of you know *enough* about quadrants to really call it.

but all the trolls have just been assuming it anyways, so you just shrug. by now, it's calling it what it is.

you and dirk have the mutual respect necessary for blackrom. and the mutual attraction.

needless to say, you have the "hate" aspect down.

alright, miscellaneous hc time.

he'll offer to teach you how to swordfight. he might only have done it so he could rock your shit, but he'll always patch you up after. and that little smile he gives when you first managed to get him back was pretty genuine.

just enjoys teaching you how to do his stuff in general. he'll tease you about sucking at it, but he'll actually be happy when you make progress. curse his tiny soft spot.

shows up in your house/wherever you live at random. also likes sneaking up on you whenever he sees you. the more you hate it, the more he'll do it.

he'll claim that you're more attracted to him than he is you - but that's a total lie. he's a little pathetic sometimes.

gets very flustered when you're better at him than something. anything. literally anything at all. why, exactly.. good luck getting that out of him.

actually gets genuinely upset if he goes too far with you in any way. it'll mess with him a lot, and he'll apologize profusely.

he cares about you, despite how annoying you are. despite how much he hates you, despite all of it. he cares about you a lot. and, in his own weird way, loves you.

[nightfang22]

Not me re-entering my Homestuck™️ era.Look forward to some new Homestuck content from me soon.😂

[somberauthor]

can i get hcs for kanaya, john and equius(kinda weird group ik) with a s/o that has a concerningly high pain tolerance and will get hurt all the time and not realize that its actually a really bad wound oh my god you got stabbed

IM TRYING GUYS IM SO SORRY

KANAYA MARYAM

She cares for you deeply, so she constantly checks up on you to make sure you dont have any cuts or bruises that you have been blind to.

if you come in trailing blood without even knowing, she'll be all over you.

because of you she researched a lot of ways to bandage a wound, and has remembered every preference you have for them.

JOHN EGBERT

He tries his best but panics whenever he sees you injured

He has Rose or someone else help you out if its too gnarly for him to handle. which is most of the time.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

He knows how to fix robots, and as far as he's aware, you're not fixable like them.

He, similar to john, has someone else come over to help you. He doesn't trust himself to handle you carefully.

He usually calls up nepeta, though, as she gets injured easily and should know how to bandage a wound.

@loquaciousscribe why do you do this....

[bridalgirl]

equius x reader headcanons? hes my favorite guy and i love him a lot

[how i feel making requests]

"not out of desire or shame but some subconscious impulse to feel pain"

behind all the muscle and his barely-kept-together mental state, is someones whos very, sickly sweet.

he doesnt show it in the most direct ways. maybe not the most socially acceptable ways, either. but hes in love with you. dear jegus believe him, he truly is.

when he met you he was initially taken aback. his etiquette and morals failing him because you were so different. and so intoxicating. and so nice.

he needed a towel.

but, seriously, it took awhile before he actually took his feelings seriously. first he floated around you, more often sitting at his computer, drumming his fingers and waiting for a message to come in.

hed ask all his friends (from every caste) about you, waxing poetically about how you spoke, how you behaved, how you looked.

ofcourse, in the early days those admiring comments were mixed with some hints of distaste. old habits die hard, and no matter what caste you are- lord forbid if youre human- he'll have some choice words to say about the colour of your blood. but, really, its all nothing to him. every negative thought gets mixed with the positive ones, and the longer he talks, the negative ones just.. fade away.

either nepeta or karkat would tell him that he seemed oddly interested in you. he tried his hardest to ignore that.

but with every message you exchanged with eachother, something seemed to blossom inside of him. you kept catching him off guard and left him fumbling with his feelings. though he;d be too stubborn to tell you about what he felt, ofcourse.

but when you start dating? boy. boy. goodluck getting this man away from you.

hes by your side. always.

personally i think his biggest love languages are quality time and acts of service. he loves being useful to you. whether it'd be picking up groceries or fending off creeps. this man can do it all.

speaking of a) groceries. hes a strong boy, as we all know. i think hed like to show off a bit, bashfully deny you from carrying things yourself and instead doing it for you. he also likes it when other people see him carrying things for you- it fills him with an odd amount of pride. he can do things for you. help you.

and b) creeps. equius will be your personal guard dog, whether he means to or not. hes a very protective person, and you only have to snap your fingers or he'll snap and lunge and bite at whoever is bothering you. whether thats literally or figuratively is up for debate.

[myhedcanonicfables]

hiiiii ^_^ i ADORE your writing. hmmmmm how would you feel about writing up something about equius and eridan (separate thoo) caring for a sick reader? can be human or troll

hiii! thank you for request!!

EQUIUS, ERIDAN X SICK!READER

Eridan

It is likely that Eridan will show his great indignation, " wwhat could you havve missed to get sick? " And it doesn't matter that a cold often comes without someone's fault.

He wants to look respectable, taking care of you. He thinks that he's like someone "reasonable", whom a cold wouldn't take so easily.

If you deny your obvious indisposition, he will try to force you to behave like a patient. At the same time, Eridan will most likely take over your possible cases, sometimes showing that he is doing you a great favor.

If his panache suddenly makes you jump out of bed or worry a lot, then he will try to take a huge step towards less pretentious and more open behavior, at least in front of you.

And this time he himself will admit the powerlessness of magic in such a serious matter. ig...

Equius

Equius doesn't know what to do. After all, he himself is too strong to get sick and very rarely encountered illnesses.

But he will try to pretend that he is very confident in everything. You should not worry about his inexperience anyway...

So he will write to his friends, arrogantly asking for help.

Equius will command even more, then usual. what he is sure of is that in your a position it is not worth taking on too much.

" D --> Or if you really want to, then...

Is this really not going to make the situation worse? "

From his not knowing in this area, he will more often worry about it.

And the lower your blood, if you were a troll, the greater his fears.

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

Hi guys ^^

Could i request Karkat x male reader comfort? Specifically where reader doesnt feel comfortable in their body/has body image issues?

If not it's okay :3

🪼- i gotchu, buddy! karkat loves you <3

Karkat Vantas X male! self-conscious! Reader // Headcannons

The two of you are often hanging out at his hive together, watching shitty movies, eating snacks and just chilling out.

But when you showed up looking really down, Karkat dropped his aggressive attitude and tried to show you some solace. "ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT."

Okay, wow. You were used to him being an asshole but today of all days, that hurt more than it should. You came here hoping he'd help you with your insecurities, not make it worse. He saw the way you crumbled under his words, looking like you might cry and he frantically tried to fix it.

"FUCK, I'M SORRY. Y-YOU LOOK FINE, MAN, COME IN." He faltered, actually apologizing for the sake of not wanting to cause you any more harm than what had already been done.

You tried to just relax, and Karkat was being more hospitable than usual, not even bothering to rant about whatever romcom he'd put on. He'd gathered his fluffiest blankets all for you, and made you a nice nest to settle into. He offered you your favorite snacks, told you that you could pick out the movie, and kept trying to make up for his mistake, but his words were still hurting you even though he'd apologized.

You broke down after so long of trying to hold it in, and your emotions were affecting Karkat as well. He's not the best at comforting, but he sat at your side and gave you some shoosh papping and a hug until you were ready to talk about it.

Even though he was fully understanding of your reasoning for why you were feeling so bad, he still had a hard time conversating about it. He'd been feeling all of those same emotions you were, about his blood color and what others thought of him, and even his littly nubby horns you loved so much.

But, he couldn't think of any of your attributes the way you did. Everything you listed that was bothering you about yourself, those were all the things he loved about you.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? NOT JUST WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, BUT WHO YOU ARE IS PERFECT. IF YOU WERE A WORM, I'D STILL FEEL RED FOR YOU."

He has a kind of tough-love mindset, but he knows you cant just go from feeling like that to being confident, so he decides to replace each bad thing you say about yourself with something great he thinks of you <3

Karkat gives you extra smooches and lots of snuggles to make sure you know how loved you are, and if changing something about yourself will make you happy, he'll support that too!

[jklovu]

trick or treat dave!

dave gave you [x2] apple jolly rancher and [x1] soundcloud link!