#Homestuck x Reader

[yanyan-stuck]

hii!!!! i love your work so much!! }:)

if you're feeling up to it, could the john egbert fans get some food with trickster headcanons? sfw or nsfw, no preference,, tysm!! keep up the amazing work

How about both

Yandere Trickster John Egbert

-Being a trickster would make him even more delusional. If you tried to fight back against him, he would just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen.

-He would turn you into a trickster as well, as quickly as he could. After all, he feels so happy like this and he wants you to feel it too.

-He would almost certainly try to get you to agree to marry him as soon as you turn trickster. If you manage to keep your wits enough to refuse, he'll just keep asking until you give in.

-When in trickster mode, he'll be impossible to pull off of you. It doesn't matter what's happening, he's latched onto you like his life depends on it.

-If you hadn't already been kidnapped when he went into trickster mode, he would tell you all of the creepy things he knows about you, everything cute that he's seen you do. And, with your mind being as addled as it would be in trickster mode, you'd just giggle and find it adorable that he would find that much out about you.

N/S/F/W

-He gets just as much baby fever as every other person in trickster mode would. Luckily, that would include you too.

-Like how I said he can never be pulled off of you, if he's not cuddling you he's having sex with you. It doesn't matter what you would be saying if he hadn't forced you into trickster mode. It would work entirely in his favor that trickster mode lowers your inhibitions entirely.

-As soon as he gets you into trickster mode, he would want to be having sex with you. It's something entirely unavoidable in his eyes. It's meant to happen that he'll ask to have sex with you, and you'll enthusiastically agree.

-He would want to have a child with you to an insane degree, regardless of if that's feasible or easy for the two of you. Again, you'd be feeling much of the same way though, so you can't really blame him for anything he did while in trickster mode.

-If he manages to remember even an inkling of consent that you gave while in trickster mode, it would make your life a living hell when he's out of trickster mode. He'd either see it as permanent consent, or attempt to force you into trickster mode again in order to feed his delusions of you wanting and needing him.

[somberauthor]

could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).

gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!

DAVE STRIDER

it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.

He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.

He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)

DIRK STRIDER

He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.

He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.

Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.

Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...

[l4zyb0n35]

I always feel like that bitch whenever a fanfic writer i follow and get inspo from likes my post. It’s like winning an Emmy.

[myhedcanonicfables]

Tavros, Gamzee, Karkat x injured! reader

Tavros :

«hHEY YOU'RE NOT OKAY, AREN'T YOU?» Tavros just looks down at you, examining your condition if, for example, you fell or something.

This guy is really worried about the situation. He tries his best to help, with his inept support or first aid.

Even if it is something very insignificant, he wants to show politeness, show his kindness. If he could make a good impression on you, he would be able to raise his self-esteem and your's friendship.

Tavros will probably chatter about how it's nothing and such injuries (in comparison) can dont sooo hurting or take soo long, in the way like comforting....

He will talk you about his experience with wounds and bruises

Gamzee :

«WhOa! MaMmA, iT's HuRt?» He takes you by the hand, lifts you up and helps you shake off or serves as a support if necessary.

He's more likely just to make sure everything is fine cuz there are still cases when a friend needs to help. So i mean he's just not exaggerating the tragedy.

But if it's really something scary, then he will certainly sympathetically help, although with his carelessness and ineptitude he may not do things perfectly.

In fact, he doesn't really care about it as a result, as long as you're okay.

Karkat :

« HEY! BE CAREFUL!» Like the Gamzee, he lifts you up and serves as a support.

Swears if it's something serious. «YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AT THIS RATE». But if it's nothing and you complain to him too often, he also swears that you're a crybaby

After that, Karkat can laugh at you or vice versa in risk place he hold your hand for safety, occasionally reminding you of your lack of care.

[loquaciousscribe]

Hello!! You don't have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable,, but I would love to see an egbert x reader in your writing style if you have the time! Tysm in advance!

i'm assuming by that you meant headcanons? if not feel free to ask again a bit more specifically! and no worries about your character choice!!!

JOHN EGBERT X READER GENERAL HEADCANONS

john is a clingy little shit but it doesn’t really come out completely until later in the relationship because he’s worried about making you uncomfortable or doing it at the wrong time

for this reason your relationship goes kinda slow unless you’re the one initiating first. then he’s all over you

he’s not the best with dealing with emotions, so if you’re upset and trying to make you laugh doesn’t work he’ll just sit close to you(mostly to try and figure out if you want him to be there or not). if you want him to cuddle up with you he will. he’s just there for you

expect a lot of movie dates.

“WHAT?! what do you mean you haven’t watched con air?!?!?! we’re watching it right now.”

as long as you’re good to john, his dad likes you

speaking of john’s dad, if you like sweets that’s great for you because john has PLENTY of extra cake that he won’t be eating. though john doesn’t really think of it as a favor he’s doing you, but the other way around(don’t waste food guys !!)

subconsciously picks up your mannerism. the way you type? the way you talk? a certain phrase you use often? he doesn’t even realize he got it from you

he compares the two of you to movie couples just pictures he finds on the internet

he uses shitty pick up lines he found on the internet on you

“did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” *finger guns*

“i’d bring you to the movies but they don’t let you bring your own snacks:[“

or if he trips in front of you and he’s like “guess i FELL for you” with a dumb smile on his face

he loves your laugh and him making you laugh is even better

he’s a pretty cheesy romantic

joghn ebgert

[bridalgirl]

equius x reader headcanons? hes my favorite guy and i love him a lot

[how i feel making requests]

"not out of desire or shame but some subconscious impulse to feel pain"

behind all the muscle and his barely-kept-together mental state, is someones whos very, sickly sweet.

he doesnt show it in the most direct ways. maybe not the most socially acceptable ways, either. but hes in love with you. dear jegus believe him, he truly is.

when he met you he was initially taken aback. his etiquette and morals failing him because you were so different. and so intoxicating. and so nice.

he needed a towel.

but, seriously, it took awhile before he actually took his feelings seriously. first he floated around you, more often sitting at his computer, drumming his fingers and waiting for a message to come in.

hed ask all his friends (from every caste) about you, waxing poetically about how you spoke, how you behaved, how you looked.

ofcourse, in the early days those admiring comments were mixed with some hints of distaste. old habits die hard, and no matter what caste you are- lord forbid if youre human- he'll have some choice words to say about the colour of your blood. but, really, its all nothing to him. every negative thought gets mixed with the positive ones, and the longer he talks, the negative ones just.. fade away.

either nepeta or karkat would tell him that he seemed oddly interested in you. he tried his hardest to ignore that.

but with every message you exchanged with eachother, something seemed to blossom inside of him. you kept catching him off guard and left him fumbling with his feelings. though he;d be too stubborn to tell you about what he felt, ofcourse.

but when you start dating? boy. boy. goodluck getting this man away from you.

hes by your side. always.

personally i think his biggest love languages are quality time and acts of service. he loves being useful to you. whether it'd be picking up groceries or fending off creeps. this man can do it all.

speaking of a) groceries. hes a strong boy, as we all know. i think hed like to show off a bit, bashfully deny you from carrying things yourself and instead doing it for you. he also likes it when other people see him carrying things for you- it fills him with an odd amount of pride. he can do things for you. help you.

and b) creeps. equius will be your personal guard dog, whether he means to or not. hes a very protective person, and you only have to snap your fingers or he'll snap and lunge and bite at whoever is bothering you. whether thats literally or figuratively is up for debate.

[adayinthelifeofyn]

Random Headcanons Relationship: Eridan Ampora with a low blood matespritship

He will kind of be a dick about it in public but when it’s just him and his partner he becomes a lot softer.

This behavior will start to stop over time but in the beginning there will be quite a bit of “low blood this” and low blood” that.

He will dress his partner in the finest clothes and jewels if they let him.

Once the relationship is clear that it will be long term he will be very affectionate in his own ways.

One of them is always holding or hanging off his partner.

This just makes him become very clingy. That happens more in private than in public.

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Brain Ghost Dirk...

Imagine him being able to manipulate your thoughts. Why think of anything else but him? Why would you ever want to talk to anyone else when you can talk with him - someone who knows you better than literally anyone else. No one knows you like he does. No one cares about what you care about more than him. No one else understands you the way he can. Nobody else is worth it. Wouldn't it just be nice to talk to him, and only him, forever?

Can you imagine if he were able to manipulate your brain chemistry? Conditioning you to associate him with happiness, he floods you with dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin whenever you speak or think of him. And if you dare ignore him or try to spend time with anyone else, he's not afraid to mess with your head. You may suddenly find yourself unable to feel much of anything, or maybe too much - spiraling into panic attacks and unable to calm yourself. You only find relief when you come crawling back to Brain Ghost Dirk. Well, metaphorically speaking.

Dirk being so powerful in his control over your mind that he's able to control your body. You're trapped inside your own body, silently screaming to be let go and for Dirk to stop, all while he ignores your words and showers you in praise. He loves feeling your skin on your hands, feeling you through your own body. He can increase the sensitivity if you'd like. He knows exactly what you like best, after all. Nobody knows you as well as him.

And really, if you didn't want it, wouldn't you have been able to stop him by now. After all, he was only in your head.

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[playerofspace]

YANDERE!GAMZEE MAKARA x GN!DARLING

★ in his nonsober state, there is perhaps nothing more important in this world to gamzee than the peace of sitting around, drinking a few fanciful sips of soda, and you. everything else, even his bestest of pals, quickly takes a backseat in his obsessive stupor.

★ at first you might find yourself charmed by his laidback demeanor. a lot of people tend to let their guard down around him—because really, what is good ol’ easygoing gamzee gonna do? but that’s exactly the play. to fool you and all the others. some wait to reveal their true colors when their prey gets closest to them, but he doesn’t even need to try all that hard.

★ it all boils underneath the surface. the violent urges, the way his relaxed stance suddenly tenses when he hears you mention others in casual conversation, the way his lazy smile curls into a not so subtle snarl. after a while, it’s hard to contain. he can’t just sit around anymore and wait for someone else to sweep you off your feet. gamzee is well aware of what his friends think of him: stupid, delusional, manic, strange. it wouldn’t be hard for them to convince you they were the better choice.

★ not many fancy him a planner, but he has thought this through many times. he tosses and turns in his recuperacoon at night, going over all the ways he could snap on a dime and murder every one who cares to witness you. the sopor never managed to keep that part of him quite at bay—the part that constantly dreams of violence.

★ he’s afforded them the privilege of you for too long now. you’re a blessing, a miracle not even in disguise. it’s disgusting that you value those lower than you. it’s like you don’t see your own worth. that frustrates him more than anything else. he knows now that he has to take the burden upon himself and make you understand that you shouldn’t be around filth like that.

★ gamzee tells you not to worry when people you care about begin to disappear. and you believe him, because why wouldn’t you? he’s the only one who could comfort you in such trying times. he rubs your back and says so softly, miracles like you never need to know no fright. somehow, the words don’t seem right this time. but you’re too caught up in your grief to care.

★ maybe it’s odd that even as gamzee’s friends vanish one by one, he still keeps that peaceful smile on his face. as if nothing has changed at all. and to him, that’s just the simple truth. he can watch them bleed and smile the next day. he can mangle their bodies beyond repair and look you in the eyes, whispering such sweet things as you cry to him about your concerns. as if the hands that hold up your face aren’t soaked with the blood of those you cared about.

★ all is right in the world. now with no competition, things can go back to the way they always used to be. you, him, and a bottle of grape soda. maybe even the occasional cuddle pile. you shake and shiver whenever he holds you, but he couldn’t account for all the side effects. all that matters is that you’re not leaving any time soon, and that’s just the way he wants it.

★ you may not ever figure out it was gamzee who slaughtered everyone. maybe you’ll live the rest of your life thinking it was some mysterious assassin who had a serious score to settle with your friends, or some monster you had yet to defeat. he wouldn’t have it any other way. good things come to those who wait, after all.

[nightfang22]

Not me re-entering my Homestuck™️ era.Look forward to some new Homestuck content from me soon.😂

[yanyan-stuck]

Cronus ampora's S/O has him as a lock screen. How would he react?

Yandere Cronus's S/O has him as a lock screen

-This man would be over the moon. You wouldn't be able to get him off of you if he notices.

-Of course, if you tell him that you did it, even just to ask for permission, he'd likely be suspicious of your motives. He might treat you a little harshly after you tell him to see if you'll back down. If you do, he'd likely view it as a sign that you don't truly care for him and that you were just attempting to sweeten him up so you could leave him.

-If he just so happens to see your lock screen after you change it though, he'd love you for it. He would see it as genuine affection from you, and reward you accordingly.

-This would make him far more affectionate towards you, suffocatingly so. Even if you verbally claim that you don't like him, he wouldn't back down, thinking that adding him as your lock screen means that you were meant to be with him no matter what.

-God forbid you want to change your lock screen to something else ever again. After he sees that you changed it to him, he'd be furious with you if you changed it to something else, even temporarily.

-However, if you would change it to a new picture of him every once in a while, he'd be even happier about it. He'd love the continued devotion that he would be seeing from you, and you might even be able to get his guard to lower. He'd still be paranoid about you not loving him, but updating your lock screen with recent pictures of him frequently would ease his worries a little bit.

[somberauthor]

can i get hcs for kanaya, john and equius(kinda weird group ik) with a s/o that has a concerningly high pain tolerance and will get hurt all the time and not realize that its actually a really bad wound oh my god you got stabbed

IM TRYING GUYS IM SO SORRY

KANAYA MARYAM

She cares for you deeply, so she constantly checks up on you to make sure you dont have any cuts or bruises that you have been blind to.

if you come in trailing blood without even knowing, she'll be all over you.

because of you she researched a lot of ways to bandage a wound, and has remembered every preference you have for them.

JOHN EGBERT

He tries his best but panics whenever he sees you injured

He has Rose or someone else help you out if its too gnarly for him to handle. which is most of the time.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

He knows how to fix robots, and as far as he's aware, you're not fixable like them.

He, similar to john, has someone else come over to help you. He doesn't trust himself to handle you carefully.

He usually calls up nepeta, though, as she gets injured easily and should know how to bandage a wound.

@loquaciousscribe why do you do this....

[hellclipzzzzzzz]

hi! Could you pls make some Gamze Makara x Transmasc!human!reader? if you feel comfortable with it ofc. Have a nice day :33

OF COURSE ANYAN

🥧 - Let's be real here, Gamzee does NOT give a shit about gender. Bitch goes by all pronouns and if you ask what's in his pants he'll say something like 'fAyGo' or pull out a clown horn.

🥧 - Because of that, he doesn't really understand dysphoria, or what being trans feels like. It'll take a bit of coaching for him to figure out what it means, lol.

🥧 - he catches on quicker than you'd think, though. quite a bit quicker. while he doesn't understand it fully, he's 100% supportive of you.

🥧 - it's actually really easy for him to switch up pronouns if you're friends or dating pre-transition, since... he doesn't really use pronouns for people, moreso just 'motherfucker'.

🥧 - the best period pal. THE. BEST. he'll curl up with you and watch whatever movies you want, and somehow he knows what you want before you even say it. you'll wake up and he'll have everything stocked up for you.

🥧 - doesn't really care if you start medically transitioning or not. he's supportive regardless, and loves to bash in transphobe's skulls with his bowling pin 💜

[myhedcanonicfables]

hiiiii ^_^ i ADORE your writing. hmmmmm how would you feel about writing up something about equius and eridan (separate thoo) caring for a sick reader? can be human or troll

hiii! thank you for request!!

EQUIUS, ERIDAN X SICK!READER

Eridan

It is likely that Eridan will show his great indignation, " wwhat could you havve missed to get sick? " And it doesn't matter that a cold often comes without someone's fault.

He wants to look respectable, taking care of you. He thinks that he's like someone "reasonable", whom a cold wouldn't take so easily.

If you deny your obvious indisposition, he will try to force you to behave like a patient. At the same time, Eridan will most likely take over your possible cases, sometimes showing that he is doing you a great favor.

If his panache suddenly makes you jump out of bed or worry a lot, then he will try to take a huge step towards less pretentious and more open behavior, at least in front of you.

And this time he himself will admit the powerlessness of magic in such a serious matter. ig...

Equius

Equius doesn't know what to do. After all, he himself is too strong to get sick and very rarely encountered illnesses.

But he will try to pretend that he is very confident in everything. You should not worry about his inexperience anyway...

So he will write to his friends, arrogantly asking for help.

Equius will command even more, then usual. what he is sure of is that in your a position it is not worth taking on too much.

" D --> Or if you really want to, then...

Is this really not going to make the situation worse? "

From his not knowing in this area, he will more often worry about it.

And the lower your blood, if you were a troll, the greater his fears.

[chemical-underreaction]

dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader PLEASE

sure thing!! <3 sorry if this wasn't exactly what you wanted, but i had a lot of fun writing this!!

DIRK STRIDER X READER (PITCH) HEADCANONS (*´∇`)┌θ☆(ﾉ>_<)ﾉ

alright, let's be clear. dirk strider does *not* hate many things. he dislikes things, of course. he dislikes a lot of things.

but hate? hating things is too emotionally vulnerable for his tastes.

oh, but you?

he can make some exceptions for you.

you are a special, particular kind of pain in his ass.

there's two very different reasons why (i think) dirk would hate someone.

either they, as a person are in entirely direct conflict with him and get on his nerves in a major way - or, they're way too similar to him, and dirk does not like getting a mirror to his own behavior.

so more than likely, you'd fit into one of those two categories. i don't know you, though.

but regardless of what it is, you probably wouldn't have known for a while.

he didn't treat you.. differently? per say?

he was cold and cryptic and strange to everyone.

but with you, it seemed different. everyone told you it was just in your head. that dirk didn't have a problem with you, he was just like that.

but it was not.

dirk took so much pleasure in confusing you, getting one over on you. playing his little mind games.

granted, he is just kind of like that, but it's different. it was a lot more targeted, pointed - it wasn't purely in jest.

but, more importantly, it wasn't onesided.

you were not just a passive actor in this, oh no.

whatever you did, it was equally targeted to get on his nerves as much as possible.

there came a point where both of you, just for the sake of your fucked up little game, knew more about each other than even your mutual best friends did.

you'd torment each other with things, but you'd never bring anyone else into it or tell anyone things only the two of you knew. there was something of a code of honor. a trust fall system.

despite how much you disliked each other, you'd never actually do tangible harm to each other.

you just engaged in a prolonged battle of psychological warfare over your chat client.

eventually, it gets.. bizarrely flirtatious. not in a traditional way, no, but in a way that was still undeniably flirting.

you still hated him. he still hated you.

it continued regardless.

you two never.. officially got into a pitch relationship.

you're both human, after all. how would you know?

however, eventually, you were informed that your relationship with dirk sounded a whole hell of a lot like blackrom.

so, of course, you approach him about it.

neither of you know *enough* about quadrants to really call it.

but all the trolls have just been assuming it anyways, so you just shrug. by now, it's calling it what it is.

you and dirk have the mutual respect necessary for blackrom. and the mutual attraction.

needless to say, you have the "hate" aspect down.

alright, miscellaneous hc time.

he'll offer to teach you how to swordfight. he might only have done it so he could rock your shit, but he'll always patch you up after. and that little smile he gives when you first managed to get him back was pretty genuine.

just enjoys teaching you how to do his stuff in general. he'll tease you about sucking at it, but he'll actually be happy when you make progress. curse his tiny soft spot.

shows up in your house/wherever you live at random. also likes sneaking up on you whenever he sees you. the more you hate it, the more he'll do it.

he'll claim that you're more attracted to him than he is you - but that's a total lie. he's a little pathetic sometimes.

gets very flustered when you're better at him than something. anything. literally anything at all. why, exactly.. good luck getting that out of him.

actually gets genuinely upset if he goes too far with you in any way. it'll mess with him a lot, and he'll apologize profusely.

he cares about you, despite how annoying you are. despite how much he hates you, despite all of it. he cares about you a lot. and, in his own weird way, loves you.