#Holmes had cocaine Blanc has video games he should ostensibly be good at
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“BENIOT BLANC ORIGIN STORY!!”
No. That man came from the swampsfarmswoodsprairies of Appalacitexalouisifloritennessee one day, fully formed and forged by the fires of his fictional forefathers. He goes home to his flat with his baker husband and waits, playing Among Us with celebrities in the bath, until his next compelling case comes to call.
The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.
#all good detectives need a vice#Holmes had cocaine Blanc has video games he should ostensibly be good at#and importantly!!!! he is not#that’s all we need to know
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