Make it to the high fashion fashion fashion fa-a-a fashion 🃏📍
Close-ups, flipped ver, + doodles under cut
Yes this was supposed to be a card from a poker deck, specifically a joker LOL
I had a lot of fun drawing them, bc their shape language contrasts so well just drawing them side by side is visually appealing
Also apparently today is Illumi's unofficial birthday? So happy birthday lumi :D you're so adorable you look like a mildly disturbing but super cute bug
Warnings: it gets smuts in hisokas part, mentions of reader getting pinned down, mentions of Chrollo and illumi using reader to break the law
꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜
Illumi
Illumi likes look at them and randomly runs his hands over them from time to time just to feel them
Definitely finds them useful for locating targets, literally just hands you a photo and tells you to fly over the city until you find them
Will definitely train you to keep them quiet so you can Sneek into places easier
His family is probably cool with you because your kids will have wings and special skills as well
Hisoka
Hisoka is a very sexual being and naturally he finds many ways to use your wings against you in the bedroom
He definitely likes tying them to your back or pushing you into the bed really roughly with them
He also probably randomly comes up and yanks feathers out to see that little jump you do
And if you have a mating call or dance he might go crazy every time he hears it because he knows you want him
He lives flouncing around with you on his arm in public watching as all the eyes go to you and your beautiful wings
Chrollo
If your a bird that takes shiney things like a crow then he’ll probably meat you because your getting chased down the street by the police for stealing and he saves you
Trust that he will get you every shiney necklace or bracelet you could have ever dreamed of
Like illumi he may also use your ability to fly to his advantage by getting you to spy or identify people
And seance crows remember faces he’ll use that to
He’ll love you wings regardless but if they are shiny and black he’ll be head over heals
Warnings: Gender Neutral, no pronouns or characteristics used to describe reader. Mentions of some characters being possessive, controlling, and suggestive. Otherwise no content warnings.
Chrollo
He is a gentleman and treats you with the upmost dignity. Whatever you don't want to do, he respects and works around that, finding common activities the two of you can enjoy.
A lot of library dates, early morning coffee dates, and snuggling during rainy weather with the fireplace going. He enjoys small moments of intimacy like this.
He steals and buys for you a lot of expensive things he thinks will look nice on you. Also, he steals anything related to your hobbies.
"This reminded me of you, y/n" he sweetly smiles as he gives you his present.
Feitan
He's surprisingly a very casual dude to date. He takes you to a lot of casual and relaxing venues, unless you guys stay indoors. Theaters, watching horror movies on netflix, and eating a lot of takeout.
But he's a VERY possessive boyfriend. I wouldn't say he gets jealous easily since he trusts you. However, he still sees you as his, and doesn't like it when people encroach on what's his.
Not as considerate as Chrollo when it comes to where you want to go since he kinda just. Has you follow him around wherever he goes, even on his outings with Phinks.
Speaking of Phinks, expect to see him a lot during outings and to have him tag along on a lot of dates.
Hisoka
If you're strong, he'll want to fight you a LOT. He loves testing your limits and abilities.
Expect spicy times after fighting, training, or "playing" since that really riles him up. He figures he's already in action so may as well get some more.
He's pretty goofy and likes to make you laugh. Expect a lot of jokes and inappropriate behavior, even during spicy times.
Hisoka REALLY loves to tease you and make you blush by saying obscene and gross things. If you're not blushing, he'll try harder and up the level of obscenity to get a reaction out of you.
Illumi
Illumi has heard of dating but doesn't really know how it actually works. By this I mean he's never officially dated and doesn't have a clue where to start.
He begins courting you by like, declaring that he wants you as a spouse and just outright stating that you two are dating now.
He buys you a lot of expensive gifts, not always to your tastes since he can be somewhat oblivious in other people's wants and feelings, but it's the thought that counts.
He watches over you like a hawk, making sure nobody lays a finger on you or even looks at you a certain way.
Pariston
Ok so you know how I said in some of the other men's HCs that they will buy you nice things? Pariston does that but up to 11. He loooooves buying you really gaudy, tacky objects and clothing. Extra points if they're revealing or suggestive.
Takes you out to fancy dinners and public functions quite often, and these make up most of your dates together.
Wants you two to appear as a perfect couple, in looks and appearance, in behavior and manner, and in dynamics and relationship. He has to uphold an image so the pressure is on to be absolutely perfect.
Not really very intimate behind closed spaces, unless he's in an uncharacteristically good mood. And even then it's more as a way to taunt you and hold more control over you. He'll be more affectionate out in public for sure, though.