#His babies

[kaisenkalogathia]

“No more babysitting.” But he does it for the rest of his life.

YOUR HONOR THOSE WERE HIS KIDS IM GONNA BE SICK 😭.

[minchanlove]

💭🐰

cats day

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin about my flooded earth/merfolk dc au. Specifically thinking about Marvel and Billy and, I am thinkin' that they're separate beings.

Like originally in the comics and series they were separate beings, just like, switching out mixed with sharing a body of sorts? No clue how to explain the large amounts of detail and knowledge.

But I am saying straight up two separate beings with two separate bodies. Why? Because I think it would be adorable for giant whale shark Marvel, ancient magic-user whose reincarnated several times and literal Guardian over part of the ocean, to find this feral orphan merchild trying to steal his stuff and just. YOINK. His child now. In fact, this entire gang of feral pups who are all alone and have no clue how to hunt or anything because no one taught them? Haha, they're his now. Go away Black Adam these are his kids, don't you have a kingdom to rule?

Pictures of what everyone is based off of, though the colors will be slightly off because well, realistic pictures off of google lol.

Marvel- Whale Shark 

Billy- Wrasse

Mary- Wrasse

Freddy- Killifish

Eugene- Loach

Pedro- Danio

Darla- Goby

BONUS :)

Black Adam- Gar Fish

Dr. Sivana- Dolphin

Mister Mind- Bristle Worm

[felrend]

Bonding

[osamusbigtits]

weasel toya and fox samu making noises at each other because they both want to play but suna says osamu gets too rough so they're not allowed to play

[tacodemuerte]

u see there were like 50 devil men bc jack perry is an omega, WE TOLD U ALL THIS!!

[neongreenllama]

Sirius says stuff like "I'm taking the kids for a walk" and "I can't let the kids alone for too long" and "Took me forever to find a good babysitter for tonight" and he's talking about his pets

[lilbluebastard]

I’m slowly going insane :>

And Anderson behind a dad! >:D

[phoenix-flamed]

You're welcome Clive.

Precious baby boy.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

[noodles-and-tea]

Continuation of this

[stealingpotatoes]

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

(commission info // tip jar!)

[yujateaandpi]

Fanart for @noodles-and-tea’s precious Twins in Time AU comic! These goobers rotate in my head every day.

[canisalbus]

✦ Picciriddu ✦

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”