#His WHAT

[invincible-heaven]

[wehaveagathering]

i’m sure you already have it but if not please include tks habit of lying about his hometown games in your primer. it’s my favorite thing ever

eiidolon my beloved. tk’s habit of What

[alkalische]

i'm sorry my twitter mutual subjected me to this so i have to show you guys too. this is the worst tweet ever i think

[sugaroto]

You spent your whole life thinking something is a last name and then you realize it's a name. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT'S A NAME

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

Troy: I’m Abed’s everything ✨ I’m his best friend 👯‍♀️ His confidante 🤫 His right hand arm 🖐 Man 👨 His silly rabbit 😊 Jeff: His silly rabbit? Troy: Yes 👍 Jeff: Is that what he calls you? Troy: No ❤️

THIS MADE ME WHEEZE AND OH MY HOD he’s so barbara walters coded and this is a direct quote

[bat-anon]

what’s not good about wakey wakey is it was a little too open, and not that cool claustrophobic feel like the original has. too many people. that’s why most people don’t like it

also duck’s cock💀💀

[haunted-plush]

Me: brushing my teeth

Audiobook: "When Jack seized his left hand and brought it to his erect cock"

Me: chokes on toothpaste

[todayisafridaynight]

not sure I'll make it tonight but in case i do is yagami's burgeoning piss kink family friendly?

only if he does it in the sink . as where all Family Friendly activities take place

[sl0wdiver]

[hotdoghottakes]

Just finished reading Hell Bent, and " supercharged, oversized glow stick" is sending me!

[vampiringg]

i do think that its an interesting character trait how through both series, Saul never uses his lightning abilities, even when his life is in danger.

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready