#His “I was trying to be fucking reasonable” lines... baby baby baby baby baby babyyyyy let mommy kiss it better babyyyyyy

[0bsequi0us]

Listened to all of Franco's new voicelines and unfortunately they make him even cuter than he was before 😔 I'm so fucking cooked

They made him even more of a crybaby. Even whinier. Even more pronounced daddy issues. I'm still processing the gravity of this

[johnegbertlover413]

i feel like we're forgetting here that the entire time dave is like 13-16! which like, of course he'd be immature as shit, not to mention bro has been beating his ass since he was a BABYYYYY, bro exposed dave to smuppet porn at like a hella young age, i'm not even a fan of dave strider and i feel like that says something! bro isn't 'the victim' i swear you only say that shit about dave to defend bro's actions so you can ship him with john or some dumb bullshit. if you're gonna have a take on a character at the very fuckin least don't just skim through every panel dave just happens to be in and dramatize every single bad things hes done. another thing, john is just canonically straight! he was never gay, and dave didn't make him homophobic! i'm hoping this is ragebait because you sure as hell are good at it, i really don't wanna think that buffoons like you actually walk the streets.

1) u dumb fuck did you READ the shit I said about it being premeditated (that might not be thee bessssst word to describe it but u get the point). Obviously Dave wasn’t a horrible person a horrible person as a baby but the thing is he is a time player and he has the power to break linear timeee. So following that logical through line his karmic justice (terezi relation heheh or should I say h3h3h) would also not be linear!!!!!

2) bro never exposed him to Smuppets porn I AM TIREDDDDD OF THIS UGHHHH. Smuppets are clearly not supposed to be genuinely sexual in universe or out. I’m sorry but u getting a boner ISNT PROOOOOFFFFF. Liek sex jokes r illegal to u chronically online motha fuckas because u get off to everything u see n blame everyone else for it!!!!

3) Dave was a child HOWEVER so was everyone else. None of them acted like that did they ???? Like Jake had to dispose of his grandmothers remains and had to raise himself as liek a toddler. Now Jake sucks ass but he actually gives a shit about people other than himself!!!! The reason Jake is so manipulative is because he thinks that’ll make everyone happy. It doesn’t but at least he’s trying!!!!! U got me defending that identity stealing shulb ova this wowwwww. What does Dave do for his friends? And like actually his friends, not himself and coincidentally also then? FUCKING NOTHING. He doesn’t even TRY to. He shoves some dead bodies out the window for Jade, so what? She could handle it, she stuffed her grandpas dead body as a child she’d probably be delighted to see Dave dead (as would anyone forced to commune with him). He does it so he can persevere the narrative in his head that he is so cool and so good and he is the most important and everything about how he is some tragic hero when in reality all his friends fucking hate him!! And the braindead fandom takes this at face value!!!

4) the bro is da true victim thing was a joke u dumb fuck I SAID TAHG B4. Do ure reaserch b4 u say something stupid to me I do nowt deserve this. Along with that I don’t need to make bro a better person to ship him with jawhn!!! Imfact the worse of a person he is the betta he is to ship with sweet sweet Johnny.

5) I said Dave made John homophobic I said nothing about John’s sexuality. You know straight people aren’t inherently homophobic right? Anon u should really think about your view point on that u should also probably think about why you are sniffing Dave’s farts he is ugly.

Anyway good luck passing 7th grade English class (you’ll need it!!)

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Aunt Flo

Gif made by me. Crappy, I know. 😄

Warning: period talk mention of period sex.

"Babyyyyy". Nick picked up the phone, your whiny voice made him chuckle.

"Yes, babe"? Nick placed his joint back into his mouth. He was walking around town with Nate finding last minute wedding stuff.

"You're gonna hate me. Well, technically speaking it's not my fault".

"What's wrong? Something happen to your dress"? Nick passed his joint to Nate.

"I started my period". You tell him. The line went silent. Nick was probably having a cow. "Nicky"?

"It's three fucking days till our wedding. Why is this happening"? Nick groaned, rubbing his head.

"I'm sorry. I guess aunt flow doesnt want us to have a wonderful night of love making on our wedding night".

"Well, aunt flows a bitch and she needs to fuck off. How are you doing"?

"I'm fine. Cramping but I'm just pissed. I have to wear a white dress in front of everyone. I'm going to be so self conscious. Should we postpone"?

"Y/N, it's in three fucking days. We cant do that. We'll lose a shit ton of money and people are going to be pissed that we canceled over you getting your period. They'll just tell you to suck it up and plug it up". Nick laughed. Him and his stupid humor. You could hear Nate snickering as well.

"Geez, thanks. I'll just do that". You scoffed.

"I'm sorry. I just hate that it came early. But it's not going to ruin our wedding or our honeymoon. We're having sex. I'll put some absorbent pads down and I'll go to town. I'm not afraid". Nick joked but he was serious too.

"Babe, you're crazy. We'll do it in the shower. Less clean up". You both laugh.

"See, we can make it work. I'm heading home soon, do you need anything"?

"Pads, chocolate, icecream, your warmness, backrubs, cuddles and for you to not touch me unless I say so".

"I can that. I'll run by the store and get everything. Be there soon. Love you. Hey, we could always master period sex before our wedding night". Nick teased. Nate was laughing in the back ground.

"How about, if you put your dick anywhere near me I'll chop it off". You warned.

Nick laughed. "I'll see you when I get home. I love you, baby girl".

"I love you too, hubby".

"I hate that". Nick groaned.

"I know. But I love it". You giggle.

"Bye now". Nick shook his head and ended the call. He looked at his brother and rolled his eyes.

"One things for sure, she isn't pregnant". Nick told his brother.

"I call that a win for you". Nate laughed, getting into Nick's car.

"Yeah, hopefully we can say that after we come back from the honeymoon".

Nick picked up your things and came home. He cuddled and fixed your favorite dinner. He was so sweet to you when you didn't feel good. That's one of the reasons you were marrying him. Plus he wasnt afraid to try new things. 

[dream-of-kpop]

SF9 & Astro Work At Burger King [Pt.1]

Anonymous: "if Seventeen and NCT work at McDonalds does that mean that SF9 and Astro work at Burger King?"

[You guys really like food oml]

[15 people...christ...]

[Lmao this is gonna be short EACH]

So a burger king opened up down the street from NCT and SVT's stores

MJ:

Choked on an onion the first day

Made fun of the Mcwhopper

MJ: "Tf is a mcwhopper???"

Zuho: "A burger duh"

MJ: "..."

Sometimes he comes to work dressed properly other days...oh honey noPe

No beef *literally* with Svt those are the homies

After work on fridays they play Poker

*Hoshi grabs all the chips*

Hoshi: "HAHAAH I WONNNNNN suck on that you bitches"

Moonbin: "That's enough i don't wanna play anymore-"

MJ is bored so he sweeps outside

Even infront of a car ready to drive out of the place

*Honks horn* "MOVE OUT THE WAY"

MJ: "CALM DOWN A FEW MORE SECONDS"

Hwiyoung:

Very awkward

People suspect he's Yuta's brother but they deny everything

Quietly counts money and pretends its his

No matter how confused he is he won't ask for help-

Skater Boi *idk if he can skate but he looks like he could sjsjj*

Looks lost 200% of the time

So does Taeyang so they're the "Lost bois"

He doesn't know the guys from astro very well-

Hwiyoung: "Um Mobin i need a pencil-"

Moonbin: "what...?"

Hwi: "Isn't your name Mobin?"

Moonbin: "No who tf is Mobin?"

Hwi: "YOU"

Jinjin:

Very great management actually

Him and Youngbin thought it would be smart to film an MV at the restaurant to save a few coins

They're still idols at the same time tho so fans scream and see them all the time

*Chani running the cash register*

Fan: "OMG DISBSJSJJWJSJZJSJS YOU'RE CHANIIIIIIIIIIIII"

*Yo boi is shook he did not expect that*

gets called sexy 24/7

the main reason why mostly females apply for the job

Sometimes he sings when he's bored-

Jinjin: "bAbY *korean* bAbYyYyy"

Inseong: "Jesus not again-"

MJ: "yEs fUck iT uP"

Chani:

Sanha is his boi

Mainly cuz they're the same age and go to the same school

Complains that the wifi is slow

Chani: "Youngbin...i need wifi to watch youtube on break..."

Youngbin: "Too bad i have other priorities now go sit your ass down"

His nickname in the kitchen is tangerine headass since the "O sole mio" comeback *Thanks to admin Az :]*

Rocky: "Tangerine headass i need more spoons"

Chani is just-

Does some acting on break-

Chani: "Ok Sanha your next line is 'Please sir, I only have a book and some paper to trade', OK GO"

Sanha: "I really don't want to do this-"

Satan- I mean Sanha:

Deep fried Eunwoo and Moonbin's pants to see what would happen

Said it was child abuse if he didn't get paid atleast $14 an hour

if there's even a fly in the kitchen, he will have a panic attack

Sanha: "Taeyang don't move-"

Taeyang: "Why...?"

Sanha: "There's a fly..."

Taeyang: "Its ok it's just a-"

*Taeyang gets swatted in the head with a newpaper*

*Knocked out unconscious*

Yes Sanha electrocuted himself trying to fix the deep fryer *boi...*

Extremely behind on homework

His mom is about to make him quit the damn job

Admin 2-

-hyungwonthefraud-

my softness for Astro and Sf9 increases 300% everyday \(●.●)/

-Lmao the fast food restaurant universe grows

i hOpe yOu enJoYeddDdd <33333

[prolix-yuy]

Dieter brainrot is back baby!

C'mon Amy, what are you doing to me? The setting, the event, fucking DIETER being DIETER is slowly killing me. This chapter is going on my gravestone.

All of her little asides and negations are giving me life. She is trying so hard and really wants to convince herself, but she does indeed have a "bad habit" for this mess of a man.

The rumor mill is so well done, I love how everyone finally thought her and Dieter were done...

When I tell you I was going to be ANGY if Dieter had moved on...I'm so glad it was a ruse, even though that poor girl got roped into it. At least she got a few minutes of fame.

PLEASE NO DIETER IN AN EMERALD JACKET FUCK MEEEEEE. I can see it and it's way too hot. MENACE!

(You were here first. It was always your belt.)

LOVE this line especially out of all of her asides.

Her nerves in the bathroom were palpable too. All the hopes she'd mounted, the dual anxiety of the press and Dieter, I would need a breather too.

Babyyyyy you can text that little shit if you want to!

But then speak of the goddamn devil...

Their banter is so fun and easy (not for them, but it feels so natural). Even when they're fighting it's still like they're made to be fighting with each other. Their quips and jabs just flow one right after another, and if they weren't barbs and insults people would say that they were perfectly attuned to each other.

“Yeah, I’ll learn her last name when it becomes mine.” He noticeably scowls at his own joke

I love this little line that he's probably rehearsed in his head but he hates the second he says it out loud.

“I only said I loved her because I thought you were gonna say you loved Bradley Cooper,”

Dieter Bravo: big of heart, dumb of ass.

God, you can’t stand him.

(Yes, yes you can.)

We're almost admitting it!

Ohhhhh Dieter presenting the For Your Consideration!!! Sweetie baby!

He bows his head, in honor of you.

Dieter opening the envelope - nervous baby!

DIETER JUMPING OFF THE STAGE AMY NOOOOOO I LOVE HIM.

THE

TH

T

KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Yes! Yes yes yes!

Your hands meet his face, pressing a searing kiss back. Cameras be damned. The act, all of it, be damned.

He kissed you.

He kissed you, and you kissed him back.

In front of the whole world, where rumors may no longer be rumors.

You can’t find a reason to care.

Amy I have enough serotonin to power the fucking moon. I loved her getting her Oscar, I loved her admitting her feelings, I loved Dieter (obviously) and I love YOU for giving us this gorgeous chapter!

SAME OLD MISTAKES: ACT III

THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS SERIES

gif credit: doin-stuff

Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader

Word Count: 2.6K Summary: You’ve finally been nominated for your Oscar. Dieter’s the one presenting the award this year. What could go wrong?

Warnings: Jealousy, Anxiety, Dieter in an Emerald Tuxedo, Academy Award Show, an ill-timed kiss

A/N: Happy 400+ followers. Thank you so very much for your patience with this series, it means the world to me. xo

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PREVIEW:

“What about the… I mean, I saw the story about the guy, the person you went to the coffee shop date with.”

“Bradley Cooper? ” you spit, confused. “He reached out about a part in his next Cate Blanchett movie that I could be a part of, we weren’t on a date. Were you following tabloids about me?”

His brows — and sunglasses — immediately fall.

“Ah, fuck, that was B-Coop? I didn’t even recognize him from… I mean, I didn’t read the captions or anything.”

“Jesus Christ, Dieter.”

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