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lechiien · 1 year
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not me forgetting Tumblr exist again---
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millenniumquartz · 1 year
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provis-9 · 1 year
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Aight gotta ask
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danelloevee-sky · 2 years
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This week's TS sounds like an old man
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angrybatgaming · 1 year
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Telling me one of my friends is online isn't going to make me go away, buddy!
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Found a new outfit I like! AND THE EARRINGS ARE FINALLY VISIBLE!!!
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Playing with one of the poses and emotes and got this to happen. My friend and I were losing it.
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(From earlier.) I swear I had nothing to do with the bowtie on his face. Lol I didn't even notice until I took a selfie with him.
Featuring @syares (mentioned, by Cackling Cannoneer in an attempt to make the annoying Skid go away) and @rinrini / @rinrinidraws (they haven't been very active lately, but they have wonderful art and helped me get better at drawing!)
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wanderingskychild · 1 year
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As y’all probably know, one of the daily quest today is to take a selfie with the hiking grouch. But with 4 returning spirits here I couldn’t just have a selfie with just one.
Troupe greeter here doing what their namesake says, greeting us as we arrive in prairie peaks. From the pictures I’ve seen, their emote is the best to use to make good selfies. I see know I messed up here but I get better.
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See I got it right this time with cackling cannoneer! Though I wish I was closer to them, but it still works out.
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I wanted to do something different with hiking grouch & ended up taking two. Couldn’t decide which one I wanted to post so here’s both. BOTH IS GOOD.
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Last & not least, crab whisperer. Hanging out all the way on the other side of the valley, on a little piece of land just in front of the largest waterfall. I shouldn’t have been surprised they have a pet crab & it’s so cute they brought along a ball for it too.
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Whenever you approach crab whisperer, they want to high-five you. I wanted to selfie that exact moment, took a few failed attempts but I got one I was satisfied with.
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I’ll definitely be taking better photos like this more in the future. I’ve barely even carry around any other item on my back besides the camera 📷. ITS JUST TO GOOD A CONCEPT!!!
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creature-of-light · 1 year
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HOLY FUCKING EVERYTHING????? THEY'RE HANGING OUT OMFG I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS
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foodsies4me · 4 months
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The trainees protecting Magnus is now immortalised as one of my fav head cannons to ever exist. Mostly cause Magnus deserves to be loved and protected and pampered. He has been doing this for others for centuries and secondly he deserves it cause he is just amazing and beautiful soul.
Secondly I actually got so emotional at all the trainees banding together to give him hugs and bring him snacks. Magnus really went from single bachelor with no soul mark trying his is unloveable to the being loved by a handsome Shadowhunter and his clan of protective lil beans. I can only imagine the scene after when Malec are alone and Magnus just breaks down cause ‘fuck, I really am adored for more than my magic’. Cue protective and soft soulmate Alec and just all the emotional reassurance cuteness ☺️
You’re honestly amazing. Like never miss a beat, always on point in ways I could never imagine ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
As a (waaaaay too late) follow up to the Magnus getting hurt prompt and getting some trainees cuddles. (I am running so far behind on my prompts which I know all meant as prompts but they spark too many bunnies and then I want to write them.😂
Anyway here is the short follow up to that first prompt.💜
Magnus watches as the trainees walk out the door in pairs of two and threes. They’re all stalling, Hideaki “accidentally” forgetting five different pencils while Max forgets his socks, shoes and needs to pee before he runs out of excuses he can use. Clara is clinging to him, pouting and arguing with Alec that Magnus needs another Sad Pancake Day despite his injuries having entirely healed. 
Seeing the displeasure on their faces – the disappointed pouts that not even Aloysius and Ariadne manage to hide has something squeezing painfully in Magnus’ chest. Something warm and tender and painful, tearing and healing old wounds as Magnus struggles to keep his voice light and teasing.
Chairman Meow is pouting as well.
It’s not as visible as the crossed arms and downturned lips the trainees have adopted, but it’s visible in the way he’s swishing his tail and twining himself around the trainees’ legs, trying to stop them from leaving in a way Magnus doesn’t dare to.
“-okay Magnus?” Alexander’s voice pulls him out of his internal stewing. He’s looking at him, waiting for an answer. He has Clara and Steph hiked up on one arm while Leo and Barika are dangling from the other and he doesn’t even seem to notice it and the sight makes Magnus’ heart tighten again.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that darling.”
“I’ll see you tonight?” he repeats, rolling his eyes when the reminder Alexander will be back tonight causes another wave of protests.
“Now, now my darling beans – it’s only until Saturday. I’m sure you’ll all survive a few days without me there.”
“But we don’t want to,” Payton grouches this time around. “Can’t you just come live with us at the institute? And then Chairman Meow can come too and we don’t have to wait.”
“Alright, that’s enough out of all of you,” Alexander interrupts before anyone else manages to fit another word in. “We’re already late so say bye to Magnus so we can go home.”
The chorus of Fine’s that echo through his loft sound somehow even more unhappy and displeased than everything else the trainees have said before this point. They bid him goodbye with quick stolen hugs and promises to see him on Saturday before Magnus is alone again in his too-big and too-empty loft.
“Meow,” Chairman Meow complains when the door shuts behind Alexander, the sound high and whiny.
“I know, Chairman,” Magnus sighs, sitting down on his couch so Chairman Meow can climb onto his lap. His chest is still hurting, his heart overflowing with more emotions than he knows what to do with. “I know. I miss them too.”
If later that night he ends up with tears in his eyes when Alexander hands him the drawings and get-well cards the trainees made him, his heart too full of love and care, then that’s only between him, Alexander’s shirt and the privacy of his wards. 
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thatskynews · 1 year
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Skyble Reporter Anxy here, updating you for the latest TS group sightings!
Hiking Grouch and Cackling Cannonner are together in the slopes on the side of the mountains.
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Crab Whisperer is by the waterfall.
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Troupe Greeter is, of course, by the entrance (just look back when you first teleport to the area :D)
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That is all! Happy Traveling Spirit Week!
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afreakingdork · 2 years
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Tactical Entreat
RotTMNT Donatello x GN!Reader
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Warnings/Tags: Aged-up Turtles, Guns, Cursing, Hate Make Out
Synopsis:  It seems to be a lousy day when at your first Airsofting game there just so happens to be an overzealous pro on the other team that has it out for you.
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Goodness gracious, do to all the planets aligning, @donathan 's incredible genius tactical!Donnie, and @unknownfanartist 's wonderful base idea, this one-shot came to be. I cannot thank them enough for their creations and existence. Also being able to be apart of a brain chemistry alternating fandom phenomena event is just stellar. Without future ado, Please enjoy my take on tactical!Donnie!
Maybe it was the weather that kicked off your foul mood.
When the desolate two lane road gave away to gravel and then dirt, the shocks on your friend’s car weren’t the only thing that were worse for wear. Emerging into the muggy air, you bent backwards and pressed your hands into your lower back. There was nary a pop to be had. Giving up and grouching into a slump, your friend passed you a hat.
“You’re gonna need that.”
“Fine.” You ground out, donning the thing. When you brought your attention back up, you found them now holding out a pair of clear black rimmed goggles.
“These too.”
“I got it.” You griped and wondered why they’d offered you the hat first. You removed the headwear to put the safety precaution on and then placed the cap back on your head. “We good now?”
“Yeah, let's go. My sister’s explaining everything.”
You could indeed hear said woman already droning on about precautions to take in the woods. You both approached her, but your attention drifted skyward. Overhead an oppressive thin layer of grey clouds covered the entire expanse. There wasn’t even rain in the forecast. This was just a show of humid superiority. You glared at them.
While you had your mental battle with the atmosphere, your friend knocked your shoulder.
“Come on, we’re heading out.”
“Out? Aren’t we here?” You asked, giving the clouds one last stern look before brining your attention to your friend. Their sister and a third ancillary friend had begun to head down a thin trail.
You friend gave a dry chuckle. “This is just the entrance to the forest, we’re meeting the other team on the… course so to speak.” They took the first step and you fell in line with them.
“Why’d you say it like that?” You hopped what you considered an ominous fallen branch just at the tree line.
“There’s no really a course. We can use the whole woods, but there’s this area with different elevations deeper in.”
“Why’d I agree to this?” You glanced up to find the tree line mostly marring the bleak sky.
“Because you have unchecked aggression.”
You hummed in agreement and continued on what was increasingly becoming a hike. The trail began to dissipate and the brush thickened out. Your only directionality came from your friend’s sister’s determined leadership.
“Who’s the other team?”
“Badasses.” Your friend responded without hesitation.
“Please tell me your joking.” You watched as your friend took a few more steps and turned back to you with an amused brow you could see even through their goggles. “Why are we, first timers, playing against pros?”
“Because my sister hates us.” Your friend shrugged and you both continued to trudge through the thicket until said sister stopped.
She then slung a large bag from around her shoulders. “Let’s gear up before we meet the guys.”
You watched as she set the bag on a rotted log and unzipped it to reveal a plethora or pristine airsoft guns. There was a demonstration on refilling the pellets, but you were busy combing over the details of the rifle you were passed. Once everything was said and done, you noticed a lone handgun left in the bag just before your friend’s sister zipped it up.
“What about that one?”
“Huh?” She looked down. “That one’s kinda faulty. It sometimes doesn’t fire. You want it?”
That seemed like a joke. You could make one of your own. “Sure.”    
She grinned toothily and had the object soaring in the air right at your head as soon as the word left your lips. You juggled it and looked up to find she’d already stowed the bag back onto her person.
“Great.” You shared a glance with your friend who gave a knowing shrug.
Your group continued on deeper into the forest until you noticed that your current trajectory was starting to elevate above a lower level. From the back of the pack you swerved to the side as best you could and saw that twisting mounds of dried earth shifted even higher up ahead. You also caught a glimpse of a purple bandana.  Intrigued, you leaned to see more, but the tree line shifted and the path curved. Rounding the bend, your group stopped at a small clearing.
You friend’s sister had stopped on the other side of the clearing and was talking to a group of four men. You would have made fun of their color coordinated bandanas if it weren’t for the fact that they were wearing full tactical gear. You paled at them. You friend’s sister laughed heartily at something and smacked the red one on the shoulder. In doing so that you noticed the way her green tactical vest shifted. You dragged your attention from them to the ancillary friend who also had a vest on.
“Uh…” You reached out, not wanting to look away and swatted at where you hoped your friend was.
There was a resounding slap as you made contact with their face. They wouldn't like that. “What is wrong with you?!”
“We don’t have vests.”
“No, we do not.” Your friend responded and pinched the delicate skin on the top of your hand harshly.
You hissed and retracted the appendage before finally turning to glare at them. “Shouldn’t we?!” You gestured to in the general direction of everyone else.
“Nah, my sister said the regular pellets don’t hurt that much. Besides, we’re only doing chest shots.”
“What do you mean?” You seethed and your attention was dragged back at the four men. The one with the purple bandana was split off from the group and seemed particularly bored with a cigarette hanging lazily between his lips He caught sight of you watching him and reached up to remove the stick. Your head tilted incrementally as he looked straight at you and gave a sneer. Your head shrank back in disgust. “What’s with that guy?”
“Which?” Your friend followed your eye line. “Oof, that’s Donatello.”
“Oof?” You tore your gaze away from the chuckling man to your friend.
“He’s really intense about the game. You should steer clear of him.”
“Wait, you know who those guys are?” You jolted with realization.
“I’ve never met them, if that’s what you mean.”
You stared at them as they seemingly stopped dead in their conversational tracks. “And?”
“Huh? Oh, right. I mean my sister has plays with them, so I know what she’s told me.” You friend pointed lazily towards the group. “They’re brothers and the color thing sure helps, huh? The red one’s Raphael, he’s kind of a tank and never goes down right away because he doesn’t feel when he’s been shot. The blue one’s Leonardo, he’s tricky, but he knows the line which unfortunately, purple Donatello, does not. I don’t know about the orange one though. I thought there were just three bothers.”
“Great, sick the platoon on us.” You jeered and stomped over to the group with your friend in tow.
“Finally.” You friend’s sister rounded. “Ready to play?”
“No introductions?” Your friend sighed.
“I saw you pointing.” She chided. “I guess there is one newbie on their team though.”
“Hey, guys!” The orange brother waved and his rifle swayed from side to side at the motion.
“That’s Michelangelo. His big brothers finally decided the runt could play with them.”
“We didn’t want our widdle Mikey to lose an eye.” Leonardo chimed in, dropping an affectionate elbow onto his sibling’s head.
"I have literally been an adult for years and that happened one time!" Michelangelo squirmed, but couldn't get free.
“You don’t have to be so formal…” Raphael held up a hand to point. “Raph, Leo, Mikey, Don-”
“Donatello.” The purple brother interjected. “I’ll decide how I’m referred to, thank you very much.”
Could he be any haughtier?
“Right…” Raph trailed off and shook his head.
You chanced another glance at Donatello and found him already watching you. You soured and he tauntingly wagged his eyebrows in return. Officially ticked off, you turned to stare down your friend’s sister. “When do we start? I’m ready to shoot.”
Your friend’s sister put her hands on her hips and sized you up. “Alright, we’ll get to it. We’re gonna split the teams up to account for dead weight. Namely you.” She reached out and caught your friend’s arm. “You’ll be on a team with your friend since they’re a sheep in an unknown pasture. Leo, Raph, you two ok with these bums?”
“Hold up your gun like you’re going to fire.” Leo instructed, pushing off from where he was still perched against his sibling.
You and your friend obeyed the action.
“Eh, rough, but we’ll work with that.” The blue brother gave a thumbs up to Raph who returned it.
“That means you’ll be facing off the dream team.” Your friend’s sister stepped over to Donatello, the ancillary friend, and Mikey.
“I’ve knocked you out every single game we’ve played so far.” Leo flicked the tails of his banana like they were his hair.
“We’ll level the playing field and duke it out then.” You friend’s sister gave you and their sibling a wicked smile.
“How about we go strategize…?” Raph urged. The red brother then grabbed Leo and used him to steer you and your friend further down a path to the lower level. You glanced over multiple shoulders and caught a glimpse of Donatello saying something to Mikey.
Once sufficiently away, the two brothers on your team then proceeded to lay out a strategy that mostly involved you and your friend staying clear of what this area would become: a shootout gallery. You and your friend would follow along a specific outskirts line and attempt to pick off the other team from behind.
“Just watch out for Donald. He goes quackers sometimes; ditches his team if it means at least he can win, like a feral lone wolf.” Leo shrugged as if it couldn't be helped.
You shared a seething glance with your friend who seemed amused by your anger.
“What’s up?” Raph asked from where he was knelt down on one knee.
“I think…” You gave you friend one last heated look before turning to the red brother. “Donatello has it out for me.”
“Prey of the game.” Leo shook his head. “You're gonna need to be seriously careful.” Leo’s darkened look immediately disappeared into a carefree one. “Good luck!”
“Leo!” Raph scolded before turning back to you. “He is right though…”
“What did I do?” You gaped.
“Nothing!” Leo shrugged. “None of us know how he picks. He just decides someone’s going to be his first shot of the day. We’ve all be victims….” Leo trailed off and then reached for his sleeve. You watched as he rolled it up revealing a slicing scar across his green bicep. “I almost lost my arm when I was picked once…”
You and your friend paled.
“He did not!” Raph popped to his feet. “He got that from….!” Raph trailed off nervously.
“Occupational hazard!” Leo winked at you both before turning to frown at his sibling. “Let me have a little fun, big guy!”
“You’re scaring them!” Raph gestured to you and your friend. “They’re our team today!”
“Yeah, yeah, responsibility, blah, blah! We got this!” Leo took a sturdy step forward and a deep breath. “HEY SO ARE WE PLAYING OR ARE WE SITT-?” He stopped dead in his tracks and began to incrementally tip backwards.
“L-Leo!?” Raph moved so quickly in comoarison to his size that you almost weren’t sure he’d moved at all.
Leo dramatically crumpled into Raph’s waiting arms and in doing so you got a glimpse of him. There was nasty red welt already forming right between his eyes.
“What the…?”  You trailed off in horror and looked out to where it had come from.
“WHAT DID WE JUST SAY ABOUT HEADSHOTS!?” Raph roared across the forest.
You watched as Mikey and your friend’s sister appeared from behind a tree.
“I’m sorry! I didn’t- I mean- That wasn’t-!!!” Mikey babbled, clearly distraught.
“Avenge me…” Leo feigned a dying cough.
“NEWBIE HERE SNIPED A HEADSHOT ON HIS FIRST TRY, YOU LOSERS ARE GOING DOWN!” Your friend’s sister clapped the orange brother on the shoulder affectionately.
“I’m really sorry, Leo!” Though you couldn’t be sure from this distance, Mikey sounded as though he were near tears.
“No apologies!” Your friend’s sister scolded, pulling Mikey out of view. “THREE MINUTE HEADSTART FOR POSITIONS AND THE GAME COMMENCES!” Her voice was so loud it seemed to emanate from all the trees. “COUNT DOWN, T-MINUS 20 SECONDS!”
Leo reanimated and took a knee. “Stick to the plan, stay out of sight.”
You and your friend nodded dumbly.
“That means go, now!” He ushered with his hands.
“We’ll keep you safe!” Raph called out as you and your friend took off into the brush.
Your friend already had their phone out and you caught a glimpse of the 20 second timer running out. They set a three minute one in its place. At first, you both ran as fast as you could, but as time ticked away, you slowed. You became painfully away of how each step crunched on woodland debris. You pointed this out to your friend. They suggested careful steps, so you dropped down low and continued to follow an approximation of the plan. Woth your friend leading, you tried to keep the mental map in mind, but the forest was nothing more than a cluster of trees. You had little indication of how close or far you’d traveled away from the action. The timer ran out and the humidity compounded with the sudden gravity of the game you were partaking in.
Sweat gathered at your brow and there was the distinct sound of shots being fired in the distance. With each pellet burst, the two of you adjusted your trajectory and did your best to aim for rounding the action. With each change in your position, every leaf crushed underfoot felt like a scream giving away your position. Your heart raced as the rifle's firing drew close. You and your friend hunkered down and you covered your mouth as even your breathing seemed too loud.
“Two little rabbits, sitting in a bush.” Your friend’s sister’s voice sang out from your right.
“Run.” Your friend said simply and the syllable held so much more than that. You both took off in the opposite direction and heard the soft ticks of pellets pricking each tree your passed.
Your friend yelped.
You turned so quickly that the dry dirt underfoot gave away. It caused you to slide several feet until you were essentially laying down in some underbrush. Looking back, you realized your momentum had carried you quite a distance from your friend who had seemingly tripped. You covered your mouth and watched as their sister stalked up behind them.
“You were always so clumsy.” The woman sneered and aimed a handgun at her sibling. She fired a single shot into your friend's back and then snapped her gaze up to look for you.
Resisting the urge to move, you hoped your cover was enough. She scanned for several seconds longer until she heard a twig break to her right. Zoned in, she pivoted and raced off in that direction. Letting out a breath you hadn’t realized you’d been holding in, you watched as your friend lazily sat up.
“Hurry up, get out of here, and be careful. I really don’t think you get what they’re capable of.”
“What about you?” You whispered, shimmying out from under the brush.
“I’m dead. I’m gonna walk with my hands raised, hope no one shoots me again, and head to the graveyard.” They stood and brought their arms up as described.
“There’s a graveyard?”
“You always were shit at paying attention.” Your friend shook their head. “It’s back near where we met up. Just look for this poor lost soul.” Your friend gave you parting smile before heading off in the same direction their sister had gone.
Now alone, you swallowed hard. You were the last line of the back-up defense. Steadying your nerves, you brought your rifle close and readied it. You then proceeded to continue along the path you and your friend had been charting. You slowed and tried to listen past your ever thudding heartbeat. The trees rustled, a lone bird sang, and there was some errant skittering somewhere a ways off. Waiting longer still, you finally heard the distant exchange of fire. It sounded so far away that you frowned. Either the battle had moved or you had headed in the complete wrong direction. Scowling, you dropped from your readied stance and followed along a raised edge of dirt hoping it would lead you back.
Your gun now lazily in hand, you scanned for those telltale bandanas. Against the natural forest colors they should have stuck out vibrantly. You made it a few more feet when you heard a distinct snap. You instantly crouched down and scanned wildly for the sound. It hadn’t seem to come from any particular direction and there appeared to be no follow-up. Confused, you studied the ground underfoot to see if maybe you had accidentally stepped on something. In doing so, you caught a glimpse of a pile of dried leaves surrounding the base of tree just off the edge of your minute cliff. You squinted at it and in return it seemed to quiver. Stiffening, you stared and wondered what kind of forest creature you had disturbed. The leaves slowly parted and you watched in ever horrifying slow motion as purple emerged from beneath them.
“Hey.” Donatello said simply, the tip of his gun rising in time with his voice.
You had been so sure it was an animal that you hadn’t even bothered to ready your gun. With a final downward push, your body shot up as you attempted to escape. You heard the firing of his gun before you felt the biting sting of its pellets. When the pain did settle in, it rippled from your knees straight up your body to your shoulder.
You shrieked. It wasn’t supposed to hurt this badly.
“I'll give you marks for finding me, but your still in the negative because one should never drop their guard when at war.” He said simply.
“What is wrong with you!?” You hissed, clutching your side.
“Wrong with me? You’re the one that’s dead.” His voice sounded amused and you watched him disappear back under the leaf bed he created.
With nothing left to do, you slung your rifle around to your back and brought your hands up. You continued along the raised path and it did indeed bring you back to the small clearing. Your friend, their sister, and Leo all sat in a pouty group around an extra large tree.
“Ah, dangit!” Leo grouched as soon as he saw you.
“What happened to your duel?” You asked, wincing as you sat down.
Your friend watched you with squinted curiosity, but was otherwise quiet. When no one else answered, they shook their head and stepped in. “They shot each other out almost immediately.”
“I shot first!”
“Did not!”
“They were here before me.” Your friend rolled their eyes. “They’ve been arguing like this the whole time.”
You started to laugh and stopped as pain radiating from your side.
“Are you ok?”
“Donatello was freaking buried underground and shot me point blank.” You nearly spit the explanation.
“Brutal.” Your friend’s sister shrugged.
“These games bring out the worst in him.” Leo sighed. “Raph and I were thinking of training Mike to sub him out.”
“Even point blank, it shouldn’t hurt that badly though…” Your friend reached out and grabbed the hem of your shirt.
You shifted your arm to give them better access.
They lifted the fabric and revealed the already purple peppering of bruises across your side.
“That asshole.” Your friend’s sister uncharacteristically frowned.
“What?” You wondered, unable to see.
Leo crawled on all fours to get a better look. “Damnit, Donnie." He then sucked in a sharp breath between his teeth. "I am so sorry.”
“What?!” You pressed, looking between them.
Your friend let go of your shirt.
“He’s using 0.4g BBs.” Leo' s voice was heavy with guilt.
“Are those…?” You looked to your friend.
“We’re supposed to be using 0.2 to 0.28.” Their sister clarified. “From the looks of that, his aren’t hollow like they should be either.”
“Are you serious?” You jolted in anger and immediately the pain protested.
Before the conversation could continue, Mikey and the ancillary friend emerged from the forest with their hands raised up.
“Only Raph and Donnie are left.” Leo breathed and stood up to look out across the trees.
The new corpses drew close and took their seats around the trunk. You were about to welcome them when noticed an angry red mark on your ancillary friend’s forehead.
“Come on, kid, don’t tell me?!” Your friend’s sister noticed it as well.
“I’m not doing it on purpose!” Mikey yelped. Now that he was close you could tell he was definitely crying.
“A dead person can’t shoot you out!” The sister hissed.
“I took the shot and I’ll take it again.” The ancillary friend noted.
“And I deserved retribution from the afterlife.” Mikey hiccupped.
“Uh huh, you’ll get them next time, Mikey.” Leo reached back and absently patted Mikey’s head with his attention still on the forest.
“I sure hope not!” The younger sibling whined.
Big thudding foot falls echoed and everyone went dead silent. There was a distinct sound of two different gun models firing before silence resumed. The group scanned the forest with bated breath. It seemed as if even the wind had quieted for the reveal. The red and purple bandanas appeared and within a moment, the raised hands of the loser became apparent.
“Come on, Raph! No!!!” Leo cried out, dropping to his knees. “You were supposed to avenge me!!” 
“Sorry, bro.” Raph shrugged, in a jovial mood regardless of his death.
“Leaving your largest target as your final player.” Donatello shook his head and approached the tree. “After all these years you'd think you'd at least try to give me a challenge.” He aimed a bored stare at Leo.
“Don’t give me that shit.” Leo growled, snapping to his feet. “Give me your gun.”
“No.” Donatello recoiled as if Leo’s statement were an assault to his person.
“Raph, hold him down. I’m serious.” Leo kept his gaze squarely on Donatello.
“What’s going on?” Mikey scrambled to his feet.
“Theatrics, I’m sure.” Donatello scoffed but froze when Raph’s hands took hold of his shoulders. “What are you doing!?”
Leo grabbed Donatello’s gun and after a short lived struggle, the blue brother pulled the rifle away and popped off the magazine. Slinging the strap through his arm, he then let Donatello’s gun dangle and followed the same procedure with his own rifle. He held up the noticeably different pellets up to Raph first. “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
“They’re non-lethal.” Donatello looked to the side with the pout of a child that had been caught.
Tightening his grip with one hand, Raph freed the other to poke at the BBs. “What are these things made of…?”
“They’re custom too!?” Leo seethed.
“Everything I use is custom! I made your weapons! You've never complained before.” Donnie spit back.
“You hurt someone…” Mikey breathed with realization. He then scanned the group and immediately noticed the resting wince in your eyes. “At least use it on us!” Mikey alit with fury. “They’re human! You can’t just shoot them like that!!”
Donatello bristled, though his posture gave away his wearing resolve. “It’s bruising at worse.”
“It fucking hurt!” You shouted, getting to your feet and in your anger you forgot the pain. “Not to mention your dick hiding spot!”
“Hiding spot?” Raph hovered over his brother menacingly.
“We’re taking five!” Leo shouted and began to storm off toward where you had earlier entered the clearing. The other brothers filled out after him like they were transporting a prisoner.
You didn’t feel a bit sorry for Donatello.
“Isn’t playing with them a hoot?” Your friend’s sister jabbed the ancillary friend in the ribs.
“Yeah, real blast.” You grumbled, resisting the urge to keep showing weakness by holding your wounds.
“Water?” You friend offered you a small bottle and you took it. You all sat in mostly silence and though the brothers had seemingly moved quite a ways away, their voices would sometimes raise up to where you could hear them yelling. As promised, they filed back in after what felt like five minutes with Leo once again leading.
You, having continued standing because bending the bruises hurt more, turned to face them.
Leo gave you a tight nod and stepped out of formation with Donatello as the next in line.
He strode right up to you. “After a boorish discussion I believe there's been a sort of err on my part.”
You searched his eyes and found their dull veneer unconvincing.
“I’ve switched to my backup rifle with the agreed upon rounds.”
You saw a flash of annoyance in his gaze.
“And, taking into account your lack of experience, I will be sticking to a more…” Donatello glanced back at his brothers who were all staunchly waiting with their arms folded. “…mediocre play style.”
You could tell he didn’t feel the tiniest bit bad. You wanted to throttle him. Alternatively, this was, however, the first time you’d been able up close to him. Your eyes flicked down and caught a glimpse of his rippled biceps from where his arms were crossed over his vest. Resisting the urge to linger, you swept you gaze around and tried to head back to his face, but got caught on several scars along the way. You had to remind yourself that you were mad. Blinking, you snapped your gaze to his to find him watching with a cocksure grin and an amusedly raised brow. No, you were undoubtedly mad.
“Are we playing again?” You maintained bitter eye contact, but directed the question out to the group.
“Are you ok to play?” Mikey’s voice wandered in from over Donatello’s broad shoulder.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” You ground out. “I’m fine.”
You watched as the smugness in Donatello’s face receded to make room for a tide of impressed amusement.
It wasn’t quite how you’d hoped he would receive your declaration of war, but it was an acceptance nonetheless.
“Same teams.” That was an order.
“Hey…” Your friend’s sister brought a small protest that seemed to be quelled by someone near her.
“Do give me a challenge this time.” Donatello covered his mouth from a yawn and turned back to his brothers.
You weren’t just going to destroy him, you were going to slaughter him.
Eventually the proper teams reformed and everyone took note of your bloodthirsty aura. In a sportsmanlike trade, Donatello’s team departed down the small cliff and your team was left to plan in the small clearing.
There was a pregnant pause before you opened your mouth. “I know-”
“We’ll back you.” Leo interrupted, clapping a hand to both Raph’s and your friend’s shoulders.
“How did you know what I was going to say?” You frowned.
“I think we all saw the staring match.” You friend gave a thumbs up.
“Mikey’s in on it too and he’s going to try to convince the others on the DL. While Raph doesn’t usually approve of fixing games, I can make a special exception just this once. We all saw how his supposed apology went. That was bad even for a Donnie standard.” Raph chuckled.
“He needs to be taken down a notch.” Leo clicked his tongue. “We’ll take all the heat. You just need to get behind him. It’ll be tough, but if we can pull it off, Don’ll never know what hit him!”
“Shoot him.” You corrected, a wicked smile on your lips.
“Where were you first round?” Leo shook his head with amusement and broke apart from the huddle. "T-MINUS 20!?”
A yell of affirmation came back. You all gave each other a last determined nod before you broke off to the right. You left your rifle on your back and loaded your handgun as you wove through trees. Breaking it down, you were wholly unmatched. Not only were you playing a game for the first time against a seasoned pro, but, if his scars and muscles had anything to say about it, he was also quite adept in some kind of warfare. Your best bet was a single glaring weak spot you’d come to find in the short time you’d known Donatello: his smugness. With the trope of pride being a villain’s downfall, you were more than prepared to take advantage of it. Digging your right foot into the ground at an angle, you swiftly changed direction. The sheer adrenaline caused you to forget not only your pain, but any errant physical discomfort from the exertion. Dropping low, you skittered into some bushes and waited for the first signs of fire.
As the wind rustled an otherwise empty forest, you used the time to center yourself by focusing all your energy into the white hot rage in your chest. By the time the shots rang you, you had intensified the ball into radical fury. Popping up, you kept your handgun at the ready as you headed straight for the fire fight. Drawing near pellet pops, you dropped down and watched a heavy ammunition exchange. Between the different elevations, the battle had essentially become trench warfare. Your team had managed to pin down every other member of Donatello’s team, but the purple bastard himself. You relished the perfection. Breaking away, you kept to only unobscured forest floor having learning from your past mistakes. You slowed your movements to a snail’s pace and became hyper aware of even the slightest caress of the wind. It was in that trudging that you heard the whine of a bending branch.
Barely lifting your feet off the ground, you scooted closer to the noise until you spotted the telltale flicker of purple. Stilling, you watched as Donatello seemed to be manufacturing something with twigs. With no supplies other than the bits of wood themselves, you watched as he fashioned something and carefully laid it on the ground. Eye’s widening, you recognized the quarter sized kindling. They were little sound landmines that he could use to identify his opponent’s location even if he weren’t able to see them. Thinking back, it must have been the source if the sound that had triggered his leafy appearance. With its small size, you hadn’t even registered the pieces as something that could snap, but the way he constructed it allowed for a multi-level structure that amplified sound.
After sufficiently adjusting the object’s position. He took an extra moment to admire his work. There it was: pride’s downfall. You moved faster than you ever moved in your life. The force generated seemed to alter the wind’s gusts for a moment. When natural order resumed, you had your pistol pressed to the back of his head and he had his rifle half-turned to your position.
“Any last words?” You asked. It was cliché, but you were already pulling back on the trigger.
“Absolutely no-”
The dull click of the gun sounded and for a moment everything was still. Your eyes widened.
“After all that…” Donnie’s voice was dark.
You scrambled, clicking the trigger over and over. The warning about the handgun being faulty echoed in your mind.
“You brought a cheap piece of crap to kill me!?” He twisted around and fired his rifle just as your gun finally discharged. In near perfect sync, you shot him in the cheek and he shot you in the dead center of your chest.
You both stared at each other numbly.
“You could have shot my eye out!!” He suddenly roared, stalking forward.
You refused to take a single step back. “No, please! Should I be thanking you for shooting me in the chest finally!?”
“It’s minor bruising! You tattled on me like a child to my family!” His face was so close you were about to butt heads.
“You faked your apology like a toddler! Act like one, get treated like one!”
“You are INFRUIATING! You’ve had this INANE attitude since we first locked eyes!!”
“I’m sorry, heard of a first impression!? You mocked me in that EXACT MOMENT!!”
“HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF RIBBING?! WE'RE PARTAKING VIOLENT RECREATION!!! IT CALLS FOR RIVALRIES!!!”
What could you say to that? It was a perspective shifting sort of statement. You’d read the context wrong from the start. He may have been a cocky asshole, but he was there for the same kind of release as you. If you were in your right mind you would have remembered how lousy the weather was. Instead, that white hot ball of fury you’d nurtured had full control of your body.
“I FUCKING HATE YOU!”
As soon as the phrase left your lips, his crashed into yours. His gun swung wildly out of the way as the momentum crushed your bodies together. You had no idea where your pistol even went as you forcefully gripped the back of his head. Coming back from its pendulum swing, his rifle jabbed into both of your sides and Donatello hand dug harshly into the back of your neck. He tipped you back to a spine aching degree as your lips moved in tandem. Coy brushes were out of the question as his tongue forced its way into your mouth. For a moment you could only meekly receive him, but your anger was nowhere near dissipating. You threw your momentum forward against his brick wall of a body and in doing so your teeth clicked together. Neither of you noticed in a fierce jockey for dominance. His larger size meant he could exude more force than you and, before you knew it, bark was biting into your back through your flimsy shirt. A sultry groaned echoed from you in response and you could feel the upturnings of his cocky smile against your cheeks.
Shifting your grip, you dug your nails into his shoulders and it was enough to make his hiss. It meant a relinquish of contact that you fully meant to take advantage of until his hand wrapped itself around your throat. He squeezed hard enough to prevent you from speaking, but not hard enough to cut off your air supply. Dazed you put all your residual rage into a scathing glare. His finger tips curled up around your cheeks forcing you to pucker. He gave you once last wicked grin before kissing you again with enough fervor to knock your head back against the tree he’d pinned you against. The war of tongues, teeth, and lips resumed as you manhandled each other for dominance. His legs shifted and pinned yours flat and you realized you were losing real estate you hadn’t even considered investing in. Scratching down the exposed portions of his arm you hooked an armband and ripped it straight off of his appendage. He responded by breaking contact with your lips and instantly latching onto your neck. Your voice betrayed you once again as his teeth sank in against your jugular; his hand having shifted to keep your head in place.
His thumb had drifted a little out of its intended path under his new conquest and, in turning away under the guise of giving him more access to your neck, you neared the digit. He hummed in appreciation right until the moment you popped his thumb into your mouth and bit down.
“I can’t leave that mouth of yours unoccupied for a second can I?” His voice was so thick you felt wrapped in it. Drunkenly, you mustered your own cocky grin, which he masked with his. The violence hadn’t dissipated, but it was twisting into something more. Tongues probed each other in an unrestrained tango. Hands ventured further south. You dug your nails into his thigh and elicited the first guttural groan from him. The power struggle and righteous fury were an electrifying combined aphrodisiac.
“DONNIE!? I’M LOOKING FOR THE DEAD BODY OF MY DEAR BROTHER!!” Leo’s voice rang out clearly amongst the trees.  
You both snapped apart and watched, half-lidded, as a string of saliva connected the two of you in the wake of your make out session. He reached up and dispelled the cord with a swift chop. He gave you once last scathing once over before stepping away.
“OH, NARDO, COME HITHER. I HAVE NEWS FROM THE AFTERLIFE. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU’LL DIE!!!” Donatello stormed away in search of the interloper. “BY MY HAND!!!”
Your body went slack against the tree and you slid down until you were sitting at its base. You blinked and for a moment felt an odd hollow before the sounds of the forest seemed to gently flood back into your ears. Picking up a scrap of black fabric, you turned it over curiously before letting it idly dangle in your fingers. Staring up, the canopy looked black against an overexposed white sky. For the first time all day, you thought maybe today hadn't been so bad after all.
A/N: A terrible game would be to guess how much of this is based on a real life Airsoft game I had 😂
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oh-surprise-its-me · 1 year
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Roy/Jamie prompt: Roy has to fly out somewhere for a recruitment event. When Jamie takes him to the airport they say goodbye, both of them holding back tears. They are absolutely miserable without each other, especially when something happens that delays the event so Roy has to stay for a bit longer. Roy is an even more glowering and grouchy version of himself and even though he secures several new prospects for Richmond, he just can't bring himself to celebrate. He goes to his hotel room just wanting to call Jamie and go to bed, so imagine his surprise when he opens the door to find Jamie Tartt waiting for him wearing nothing but a pleased little smirk and love shining in his eyes?
🚨WOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE HORNY POLICE 🚨
(It’s okay anon we can be bunk mates in jail)
Roy fucking loved zoom calls. He could mute people, he could not talk, he could have Jamie in the room and no one would know.
Fucking in person recruiting. Fucking Josh who got the date wrong so he’s flying in tomorrow. What kind of name is Josh anyway.
He knows he was more of a grouch then usual, but in his defense he had to cancel his 9am flight back to Jamie.
London.
Home.
Jamie.
Whatever the fuck. It doesn’t matter now because Josh made him stick around for another three days.
Josh had better have a foot touched by god and all the fucking wisemen.
Roy slams his room key into the sensor. It blinks red.
Fucking seriously. He slams his way back into the elevator, fuck it might as well call Jamie.
It rings for a good few seconds before he picks up.
“Roy! How’d the extra first day go?”
Roy leans against the wall watching the number tick down. “Hell. I want to strangle Josh but I can’t because he won’t even be here until tomorrow.”
Roy hears their bed squeak, Jamie rolling around. “That fuckin sucks. I miss you.”
There’s a hint of something in Jamie’s voice. He can’t quite tell what. “Did you at least do anything fun today baby?”
Jamie laughs, Roy can picture him perfectly in their bed sheets tossed around, bare skin for miles. He wishes he wasn’t standing in the lobby of a hotel getting a new key.
“Nothing crazy. Bought some new sweats. Planned out a hike to take Phoebe on.”
“I love you.”
He hears Jamie sigh, “I love you too, miss you like crazy. I hate to cut this short but I think Marigold is caught on something I’ve gotta go love you!”
Roy opens his mouth return the sentiment but just hears the beep of the tone.
Christ this key better work.
He slams it into place again, green.
He opens the door and sets the bag down, weird he doesn’t remember leaving a lamp on. Probably house keeping.
He walks into the room.
Jamie.
Holy shit Jamie.
Jamie laughs, Roy must’ve said that last part out loud.
“Baby why are you here??”
Jamie gets up off the bed, Roy now notices Jamie is in fact not wearing any clothing. “Thought I’d surprise you, had Beard deactivate your room key so I’d have a bit of warning.”
“You little prick. How.
“Movie magic baby. But really I’ve got a lot of unused miles and couldn’t take another three days.”Jamie runs a hand across and down Roy’s chest, lightly toying with the waistline of the jeans.
Roy lunges forward, he shoves Jamie back onto the bed, flips him over.
“You aren’t leaving this bed tonight, or in the morning. You are going to fucking limp and look like you belong to me by the end.
Jamie let’s out a moan, “please god Roy touch me.” He reaches back and grabs a handful of hair lightly pulling to try and make Roy go faster.
Roy starts biting his was from neck to ass, he’s not going to miss a spot, they’ve got time.
“Roy I can’t fucking stand is this how are we supposed to go sight seeing.”
“Baby you are the sights, keep complaining and I’ll spank you.”
“Ooh honey don’t threaten me with that.”
*the smack heard round the world*
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whitecreekvalley-if · 9 months
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Care to tell some facts about the ROs?
Fun or serious? I'll do fun little tidbits. Hard hitting angsty facts later, when you least expect it aye 🤌🏼 (this is me trying not to get too angsty at once because that's what I usually doooo)
Mason
On a first name basis both at the clinic in town and the hospital in the city. No self-preservation instincts. Zero. It's actually saved a lot of other people, houses, and animals, so bonus points for that. The nurses still look unamused when he comes through.
Does not trust roosters. Will never get a rooster for the ranch. Won't be caught dead near one of those feathered devils. (He's not afraid of rooster. He's not. Please believe him.)
Has a real hard time saying no to people and it almost got him unintentionally engaged (TWICE) before his friends were like hold up wtf dude. Alcohol might've been involved during one of these moments. Boy gets silly when he's had mezcal.
Alice
Like spice? Not as much as Alice you don't, she could eat a Carolina Reaper and go for another in half a minute. It freaks people out. Don't eat the chili at the potluck if you treasure your insides.
Has the most amazing memory. Forgot what you did on June 18th, 2016? She remembers. Need a reminder what to do five months from now? Personal calendar, let the lady know. It's a curse of you don't want to relive drunken shenanigans.
Total dog person. Sheep are great, but dogs is where it's at. You'll always catch her bringing one or two of her pups to the bar on slow weekdays. She owns many. Like 12 many, and they're all vital for the sheep farm. Absolutely.
Judge
Always, always has to sit with his face towards the exit(s) and back against the wall, otherwise he'll be tense enough to feel like solid rock if touched. He'll deal with not facing a door though. Just prepare for extra grouch.
His nickname used to be Joe. Joe. No one uses it anymore, for their own good. If you really want to burn bridges (or get the coldest glare), start quoting Don't Fuck With Joe by The Blackwater Fever.
Don't go hiking with him, whatever you do. This is a fella who smashes those long distance trails for fun, and has gone out for weeks and even months on end during extended vacations. 100 miles minimum to make the big lug take a relaxed breath.
Sadie
A living, breathing lie detector. She has a deep, intense interest in body language analysis, and listens to tonal changes so hard it looks like she's lost in though. But there's a very, very slim chance for anyone to lie to her and get away with it, which is a freaky skill for a lawyer.
Has never touched an animal bigger than her. Sure she's seen a horse, a cow, a bull, but she'll keep her feet firmly planted on pavement while the animals are out there in the pasture. Equal minding of own businesses.
No one plays poker with Ms. Sadie because they always lose. If the lawyer thing won't work out, she definitely has a future as a card shark, professional players better shake in their boots. Don't watch her shuffle the deck too closely. Or ask why she knows card tricks.
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snips2112 · 27 days
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Excited to see you doing these too! How about 19 for crosslo
Thank you so much for this ask! Sorry for the delay, but life has been so busy. I had the most fun writing this and I did take a little liberty with what it means to be "underwater" but I hope you enjoy! There is a little bit of spiciness in this one, so I'm putting the full text below the cut :)
Falling for You
Kiss Roulette Prompt 19: A kiss underwater
Pairing: Crosshair x oc (Arlo)
“Look, Cross!” Arlo called, wiping the sweat from her brow with one hand while extending the other out before her, pointing to the clearing at the end of the long jungle trail.
Crosshair shook his head, little droplets of sweat flying from his brow as he did so. Picking the hottest day of the year to go on a hike through the jungle on the far side of lower Pabu hadn’t been the finest idea, but it seemed it had all been worth it to Arlo, as she continued to point emphatically into the clearing before her, a broad smile on her face.
Stepping up to meet her, he peered beyond the thicket of tropical trees and bushes and was pleasantly surprised by the oasis that awaited him. There was a large pool of water in the middle of the clearing, fed by a beautiful waterfall, skittering over the rocks a few meters above the pool and cascading down into the clear green-blue water below.
“Isn’t it beautiful?” Arlo observed, already wandering across the clearing to the water’s edge, where she promptly sat down and removed her hiking shoes. Crosshair padded up behind her, folding his arms over his chest and regarding her dubiously.
“What are you doing?” he questioned, raising an eyebrow as she pulled the hairband from her golden locks next, allowing her hair to cascade down her back, and then she stood.
“I’m going for a swim of course,” Arlo replied evenly, pulling her shirt over her head. “If I spend a minute more in this heat, I’m going to melt.”
Crosshair stared openly as she threw her shirt to the ground and made quick work of the buttons on her pants. To his surprise, she didn’t stop there. Next came her bra, and then her underwear, until she was standing before him completely naked, without a hint of self-consciousness whatsoever.
He must have worn his shock on his face, because Arlo gave him a suggestive wink before wading into the water. Crosshair watched her with interest. Though they’d been together for years, she never ceased to catch him off guard from time to time. Arlo was a confident woman, but this was bold, even for her.
Huffing a short chuckle, he watched as she continued to make her way towards the center of the pool. When the water reached her waist, she turned back towards him and regarded him with a saccharine smile on her face.
“Care to join me, love?” she asked, eyes wide with false innocence as her hands boasted temptation, drawing his gaze from her face to her chest as she played with her hair, the long golden strands having fallen over her shoulders.
“It looks cold,” Crosshair grouched, even as he set his pack on the ground, fighting the smirk that warred with his scowl for dominance upon his lips.
“Hmmm,” Arlo murmured, flicking her hair back over her shoulders. “I find it rather refreshing.”
“Indeed,” Crosshair drawled, kicking off his boots as he pulled his shirt over his head. Arlo merely giggled softly, dragging her fingers playfully through the water at her hips, watching him with a heated satisfaction in her eyes. Crosshair allowed himself to smirk then, happy to know she liked what she saw.
After he finished divesting himself of his clothes, he followed her path into the middle of the pool. When he reached for her, Arlo stepped back but caught his hand in hers. Tugging on it gently, she led him across the water towards the waterfall.
She looked like something out of a dream, a water nymph, leading him towards what could only be both his pleasure and his doom. Crosshair was enchanted and couldn’t help the smile and laugh she pulled from his lips as she placed her free hand into the waterfall’s path, grinning and giggling as the water splashed across it.
“It feels nice,” she assured him as she backed under the silvery falls, tipping her head back as the cool water slid down her face and neck before trailing down the rest of her body. Crosshair eagerly stepped into the waterfall with her, letting out a sigh of satisfaction as she finally allowed him to hold her.
With his hands encircling her waist, he stepped forward, until her body was pressed against his. The warmth of her skin was a delicious contrast to the coolness of the water running over his body.
“Kiss me,” she murmured. Or at least that’s what Crosshair thought she was going to say. His lips were already on hers, and she kissed him back eagerly, falling into his embrace.
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angrybatgaming · 1 year
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I JUST WANTED A SELFIE, GUYS.
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twinsoftriumph · 1 year
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wonder if we're gonna see hiking grouch be a hater at prairie peaks as well. imagine going there and the traveling spirit group is pretty easy to find Except for hiking grouch and you end up having to climb the highest mountain with the winged light at its peak and reassuring ranger suggested they go together and guided them up there or sth. like Yeah its a totally different view from the sanctuary islands but its just as beautiful haha. and hiking grouch is like. (loves it but hates being told what to do and thus will not admit that the view is nice because reassuring ranger was giving them instructions on how to safely hike up and they were already being a grouch on the way up so now they have to keep the attitude for consistency. because History Repeats Itself.) It fucking sucks.
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(Bit of beta spoiler under cut but also if you don't know already, you probably should)
So like, I'm really unfond about how TGC is bringing really good spirits for the new season. Like, I'm pretty sure most these spirits are coming all at once?
If you don't know, these are the descriptions of the spirits (cause I don't know all their names):
-Cackling Cannoneer (?!?!?)
-Hiking Grouch
-Rythym Spirit with furry boot pants and wider, downfacing bird mask (has a music sheet too I'm pretty sure)
-Wasteland spirit with a blue flower (??) cut Cape with the hat and mask (Pretty sure it's a Lightseekers spirit)
Idk if that's all of them but... Idk about you lot but after the days of music? I CANNOT afford that? Even just the 4th spirits Cape, Cannoneer's mask and Rythym Spirit's pants is almost 200 candles??? I just have 119 and I don't think they'll stay here long enough for me to get all that.
Basically, TGC is nonchalantly ringing us dry by giving us spirits we can't just ignore, and trying to hide that by giving us the Hiking Grouch cause most people will likely see that as an "unnecessary" spirit.
Hatred towards TGC
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