#Hiding in the bathroom

[lemonsweet]

People are setting off fireworks already and his mom isn't here he is living in hell

[sevazh]

tony pumpkinmetaphor holding out a little pumpkin shaped bucket and staring intently

hi hello tony pumpkinmetaphor

puts a crumpled up piece of paper in your basket

[d8nielaa]

does anyone else hate their elective???

[pascalpvnk]

sheltering from a tornado at work…hello?? 😭😭

[peachybugsworld]

It’s just me and the person sitting next to me in the bathroom stall also on their phone avoiding work against the world

[murcielagatito]

was on register for like two hours straight being a cashier is so emotionally draining

[soph4estela]

i’m soooo sleepy my tummy hurts and my phones about to die but i’m at my dads friends house and my parents don’t seem like they wanna go home anytime soon. i just might cry

[xghostfaceboyx]

Tumblr is less social media, more asocial media. Just a little corner of the internet where we can throw all the unhinged thoughts the little gremlin in our brains have and know that no one else will see it

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Hey! would you continue the prince that is a spoil of war plz I beg you and I’m on my knees for thy

AHH—

[ramudamemura]

why am i active on tumblr on new years you may wonder. i’m at a party and i don’t like it 😭

[therealamazingkarnak]

This movie is so stupid.

[thequestionsofmychild]

How long have you managed to hide in the toilet for?

I am absolutely sure at some point as parents you have hidden in the toilet to get some peace and quiet. But how long does this normally last. Not long for me usually. Ten minutes max I can probably make it last before children are banging on the door. But still hiding out on the toilet is my go to place. Over Christmas though I think I achieved the impossible and broke the world record. So this…

[amarillokidding]

*happy* *is reminded of the horrors (my moms friends)* *depressed*

[dollyfetti]

deaf!bakugou likes to feel the vibrations of your body.

to paint a clear picture, he doesn’t have his hearing aids in, and you two are in resting in bed after a few rounds of making love (and consoling your fiancée when he started tearing up and signing about how he was fucking pissed he couldn’t hear you moaning his name)

the sun’s orange glow as it sets just outside your window beams a gorgeous light onto you both, glistening with sweat. it’s a comfortable few minutes before you remember a juicy story you’d overheard earlier that day, and you gently tap the space next to your lover (you didn’t have to though cuz he was already staring at you with cheesy adoration).

you slightly pull yourself away from his beefy chest to begin expressively signing your daily piece of gossip. you always speak out loud when you sign, even though you know he can’t hear you. and as you’re signing with speedily, facial expressions big and enthusiastic, katsuki’s eyes dart to your lips every two seconds, nostalgically remembering the sound of your gorgeous voice before the war.

he huffs, signing wait. you pause with confusion before he shuffles forward so two of his fingers could rest on your throat. he feels you swallow and a little grin writes itself upon his face. he gives you a tiny nod to continue. and he smiles at the heavy buzzing against his digits.

[randompidgey]

So, 3 days prior a spider jump scared me. 2 days prior I had a mid-massive moth in my room at night. Today I woke up with two massive moths.

Leave me alone, nature! I have a phobia!

[disgruntled-tortoiseshell]

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