#Hetalia opinion

[billowingangel]

Hetalia Horror Polls 1

I'm going to make multiple polls of hetalia based horror genres/tropes

Divider Source: cafekitsune

[miikoissant]

should estonia into nordics?

No, Estonia sounds like a weirdo when he said he wants to join the Nordics (aka the cool kids) and leaving Lithuania and Latvia behind. I mean, yeah sure, having another Nordic member is cool, but Estonia's technically leaving Lithuania and Estonia with Russia (and Russia probably won't accept that decision)

[temnayajija]

плохо трогать трио

[council-of-beetroot]

[oifaaa]

Not from the art, but you give the vibes of someone who was into Hetalia

EXCUSE ME!!?!?

[itstokkii]

Broke: Turkey is 4000 years old and existed in the form of the Turkic Khaganate

Woke: Turkey is, at oldest, the Ottoman Empire because that was when the identity of the Turkish nation, culture, and people became set in stone

Bespoke: Turkey was a tiny pipsqueak running around for a bit as one of the many Turkic tribes that migrated west before eventually inheriting the power of Seljuk and becoming the Ottoman Empire, so he is old, but he doesn't stretch as far back as the Turkic Khaganate since that's the origin of all Turkic nations and making Turkey the single sole representative of the Khaganate ignores the other Turkic identities and groups that developed from the Khaganate as well. The Turkic Khaganate also does not completely represent the ethnic makeup of Turkish people nowadays, as well as the ethnic makeup of other groups like Tatars and Kazakhs due to interactions with Persia, Mongols, and other Europeans. The reason why Turkey's perceived to be old is most likely his "old man fit" which is really just how any Turkish dude in Turkey dresses

[vulptalia]

I've had this template saved for months now. Made by: @/voiddemon

[prumanoenjoyer]

There will be art soon I swear, I'm working on a really complicated background and also being worked like a slave at uni during the week. Anyway here is an outrageous, deranged post mourning what we lost (hopefully in a funny way). You see Hima made a batshit insane, last minute decision to make Roderich and Gilbert cousins in some random character sheet a few years ago, despite probably knowing PruAus was the most popular pairing for both characters involved...We miss you PruAus never forget PruAus 9/11 💔

(Though PruMano is arguably funnier imo)

[rice-ballin]

i am so done with this "uwu gay soft boy" thing ppl have pinned on england he is an INCEL who smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day and thinks morrissey is "literally him" get it right

[eyk-hetaart]

Fact 1: Austria canonically was in a wheelchair at one point

Fact 2: the wheelchair was invented in the late 1500s

Fact 3: why the hell didn’t Hima tell us when

[billowingangel]

🔥 unpopular opinion please 🙏

Gosh, I was all like I'll do this it'll be fun and now I'm anxious 👉👈 I'm not good with controversy.

cw mention of incest and ship discourse

I don't really think any of the characters are related except maybe ones that are multiple representing one country (i.e. Romano and Italy representing Italy. Germany and Prussia [since Prussia may be representing East Germany now?]) I can see though how people may think that but I also can see why people don't. Like some consider UkUs incest but others don't while more people just think Franada is. Really what's the main difference between how those 2 ships had interacted with each other? For a long time I really cared about that stuff but now I don't. And if you consider some to be related then wouldn't most of them be related?

This is what popped into my head but I may change or delete this tomorrow since the phrasing might not be the best or I think of another unpopular opinion. This was the only one I could think of at the moment but I know I have others 😂

[savemehwsfrance]

this is random but here are some random headcanons about england in my nations revealed au

hes not as active on social media, but he does repost the occasional tiktok and post the occasional insta ofc. i feel like all his reposts are british humor or just about his alcoholism.

hes not ugly *i dont think*. hes definitely got an almost masculine, but also like 0.1% feminine beauty about him.

this man is hilarious. sometimes without even trying. but hes also pretty socially awkward. especially in interviews.

i kinda think of alex turner when i think of him. especially fetus alex. and yes he also does the pout alex does because i love it so ficking much.

biggest charli xcx fan. probably got caught by tabloids doing coke once or twice, hes so julia for that tho.

on a more serious note, hes definitely had some problems with drugs. i mean if we are coming off punk england, this goes hand in hand. forgot all his social media training after the 1990s onwards. maybe it calmed down after 2010s but still there, sometimes.

would be best friends with damon albarn and liam and noel gallagher. during the beef he'd feel like his close to divorced parents are arguing. example under

probably bisexual when i mean probably i mean definitely. but like only realised in the 1810s. (if you watched bridgerton basically found out like benedict did *cough cough*)

biggest fan of vivienne westwood. like always has something vivienne on. also doc martens, and leather jackets, sunglasses and messy hair (and guyliner-) yeah thats arthur. his government keeps tryna curb his slay tho. >:(

paparazzis definitely catched him drunk once or twice as well.

the biggest rumor about him though would probably be fruk though. the nations revealed universes version of which could mean nothing.

this man gets twink allegations every 5 business days

okay thats it bye

[hyperblue]

considering that antonio is canonically "the angry drunk" i wonder if roderich had to pick him up at least a few times bc he's one of few people who can actually manage him without the risk of being hit with a chair or something

(it still really depends tho. antonio can either melt like a butter at the sight of roderich OR immediately try to choke him. there's no in-between)

[ellavei]

Interestingly enough I do think Antonio's rage is also quite bad. Laughs.

So, what is Antonio's bad side?

Now I'm curious if you have one for other characters like Austria or England.

On the outside, we already know that Spain is a bubbly and sociable person. But on the very inside, Spain has many aspects that he doesn't like to show. Especially when it comes to... rage.

It would be very debatable on this topic but my view concluded that Spain is quite a judgemental person 😂 When he judges, he judges hard and this even applies to himself. I believe sometimes Spain is more honest with his feelings when he lets out his anger.

But... Spain really knew how bad he was when he got into that state (Hima even drew the ''caution keep out'' tape 😂). If that rage gets him some benefits (e.g.: showing his enemies that he is not the easy guy for them to deal with), the situation would be more convenient for his emotions. But life is more complicated. Most of his rage I think comes from possessiveness and jealousy.

So is there any reason why Spain tried to cover up his rage?

Funny how Spain loves to know that people really like him and will be very proud if they praise something like ''Oh, Spain is such a nice man to talk with'' or ''I love spending time in/with Spain''. So most of the time, he likes to keep that beautiful image. It became more evident when he joined the EU and more people started to get to know about him.

Our Spain really surfing the Internet to read how much people like him and save it.

Like it or not, people would die to have such a good impression on people like the way Spain is doing right now. It is even more enviable when Spain actually feels comfortable being that kind of person most of the time. He is like a magnet that attracts people from the beginning.

I think Spain has the behaviour of someone who finds it hard to deal with anger and frustration in a good way. He can get extremely violent when he gets angry and he really knows it. But he also deeply cares about how people think of him, it is even crazier if it is a person that he likes.

So if he still had a little bit of composure, one of the ways he does is hiding the ''not so beautiful'' part. And that attitude has had a huge impact on his personality.

I feel like many people judge Spain as a bland and shallow character. But if you read more of the manga of Hetalia (I highly recommend some of the old chapters), you will find more interesting canon about him. So... let's have ''a buono mood'' Spain to chill this post 🧊

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(if I can summarize my thoughts and have time I would love to write about Austria and England. Thank you for sending a question and reading this <3)

[krazys-ass-emporium]

Personally, I prefer the canon designs/characterizations of the Hetalia characters and don't care for much deviation from canon.

[qiumenglin]

Movie ramble about “长安三万里”

Just watched “长安三万里”(30 thousand miles from Chang’an). Despite the historical inaccuracies, it has got to be one of the best films I have seen this year, next to across the spiderverse. The animation is compatible, if not, better than Disney. It is almost 3hrs long but I found is really appealing. Your liking towards the movie may depend on your knowledge about the people and the history(everyone in the movie are historical figures apart from background characters). The movie is about the story of a famous poet, “李白/Li Bai” narrated by “高适/Gao Shi”, who in the movie, is a close friend of his. It has a lot of poetry and poet stuff in it. Many famous Tang dynasty poets are included. It’s set in the Tang Dynasty with some stuff about the An Lushan rebellion. Don’t know if it’s available internationally, but it’s worth a watch if your interested in Chinese history and Tang Dynasty poets and poetry.