#Hermione x draco

[bloodypriestess]

💚🐍❤️🦁

The Art of Keeping Casual, Chapter 3 CoverArt

Chapter 3 is now live HERE. A modern AU fic with a fun story and x1000🌶️/5 spice rating.

[sodamnradd]

“You’ve been ignoring me,” said Malfoy, sidling up next to Hermione in the library.

Her hand froze on the spine of a book. “What?” She glanced at his hurt face, baffled.

“After we… you know.”

“What are you on about?”

“The party on Friday night,” he said, growing irritated. “You came back to my room.”

“Nobody’s around to laugh at your jokes,” she snapped, certain he was messing with her. “Go away.”

He staggered back as if something dreadful had occurred to him. Then cleared his throat and left without a word.

Later that afternoon, Hermione found Ginny in the common room. “Did you go to that party on Friday? With all the Slytherins.”

“It wasn’t just the Slytherins.” She grinned. “But yeah. I told you to come.”

“What did you get up to?”

“Nothing too wild. Some drinking games. Harry and I ducked out early, but I heard some people were messing around with party potions.”

The next morning, Hermione sat with Luna in History class. “You were at the party on Friday?”

“It was fun,” replied Luna.

“I heard some people were taking…” she lowered her voice to a whisper, “…special potions.”

Luna’s eyes twinkled. “Fantasy Elixir.”

“What’s that?”

“It makes your wildest fantasies come true.”

Hermione’s eyes veered towards Malfoy sitting alone several rows to her right. “Was it consensual?”

“I think Pansy spiked the punch,” said Luna, unbothered.

“So some people didn’t know their… fantasies… never happened?”

“I suppose it’s possible. Depending on how wild the fantasy might have been. I skinny-dipped in the moon’s craters.”

Hermione stopped Malfoy outside class.

He gave her an impatient look. “What?”

“About Friday…” She began, and his stare grew suspicious. “What did we do exactly?”

“I wasn’t in my right mind.” He tried walking around her, but she followed, blocking his path.

“I kissed you, didn’t I?” she said.

Confusion flickered in his eyes. He glanced at the buttons of her shirt.

She touched them. “And you took this off?”

“No,” he replied, watching her undo the top button. “You did. Just like that.”

Her heart skipped a beat. She dropped her hand. “And you… touched me.”

He leaned down, whispering into her ear, “I spread your legs and tasted your sweet little—”

She gasped. He grinned, and she saw a devilish look in his eye. “Or maybe that never happened,” he mused. “Tell me, Granger, would you let me do that?” When she didn’t answer, he stepped even closer. His breath warm on her cheek. “Would you like it?”

She stormed away, hot and frazzled, as his laughter echoed down the corridor. Prick.

Finally, Hermione went straight to the source. “Were you drugging people at Friday’s party?”

Pansy sat on the ledge of a stone fence; her bag leaned upon a gargoyle. “Of course not.”

“Malfoy told me about it.”

Pansy pursed her lips. “It was harmless.”

“It was completely inappropriate. He saw me naked—”

She burst into laughter. “What?”

“He said…” She flushed, mortified to repeat what he said. “That we did some… vulgar things.”

Pansy’s eyes glittered. She raised her voice, gaze falling upon an object behind Hermione. “Sure. If taking you on some corny ride on his broom and kissing you beneath the stars is vulgar. Remind me, Draco, did you also profess your love?”

Hermione whirled around to find Malfoy standing behind her, hands white knuckling his broom. He was redder than she’d ever seen him, eyes shooting daggers in Pansy’s direction. His gaze shifted to Hermione. She watched his throat move as he swallowed. “No.”

Pansy hopped down from the fence and grabbed her bag. “Well then, here’s your chance.” She skirted around them, pinching Draco’s arm with a wicked smile on her face. “You’re not hallucinating this time. I promise.”

(630 words, cross-posted from bsky)

[ravenflorals]

DRACO: *mindlessly flirting with Hermione*

HERMIONE: *flirts back*

DRACO:

HERMIONE:

DRACO:

HERMIONE: aren’t you going to say anything?

DRACO: I didn’t think I’d get this far.

[katsitsiyo]

Another Dramione sketch comm done by @ivmaruva! (Tysm again!! I love them all sm 🥹)

DHr smooches!! 😘😘😘 Bc they’re in LOVE, your honor. 😌😌

[kkdoesstuff]

ron saying he hopes scorpius's first word is "weasel" is fucking hilarious 2 meeeee. it was the first funny line in a while.

oh and luna having a full daughter for 4 years that she fully name after theo and then dropping him off with him like, "okay me and my husband gonna go on an extended vacation work trip situation, can u take care of her for a while? we can obviously co-parent when i get back! k thanks bye darling!" like girl. love it lmfao and she has a penchant for divination ♡ lovely!

and theo telling charlie, "this is my daughter... u were there when she was conceived" LIKE LMFAO but then charlie being like, "oh so we have a daughter now. sweeet. have y'all eaten" let's eat and then go introduce her to the dragons."

um...... everyone has kids and everything ends up being far more fluffy than i would have hoped but there are still some bad ass dark wizard hunting moments but then neville gives up the "side business" and it's just fluff and hermione being named minister of magic after that....... so yeah! hurray! i'm done!

*giggles excitedly and kicks my little feet* guess who's about to get into BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah?

ME, bitch 🥰🥰🥰

it was published over about 5 months in 2024 (so it's complete obvs, i don't read WIPs sorry not sorry), is 21 chapters, and just over 195K words! so a nice sized fic that i'm about to devour like a starving man, tysm.

i am and have truly been looking forward to this fic ever since someone on reddit said they have never seen draco simp and pine and be stupid for hermione harder than he ever has in this fic. i think they said she slaps him in public and then he is just like, "omg she fucking touched me!!!!!!!! *nuts*" like... LMAO yes bitch. yes pls! and then that possessive draco tag is staring at me like 👀😈 and i'm staring back like 👁👄👁💖

this will be my FIRST EVER marriage law fic and i am so happy that it is this one. i can't wait to see what happenssssss. i have tried to avert my eyes from the hype, summaries, think pieces and such because i'm not trying to set myself up or know too much or be disappointed or go off anyone else's interpretation, i just want to let the fic take me where it's gonna take me!!!! i want to scream, cry, giggle, pine, laugh, throw up, feel the feels, etc. my body is ready!!! *rubs hands together vigorously*

summary:

“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Marriage law, Forced Marriage, Post-War, Angst, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Pining/Possessive Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Hermione Granger; rating: EXPLICIT

very interested by the pairings outside of D/Hr which are Pansy/Neville, and Theo/Everyone lmfao we LOVE a slutty theo, we truly do. i can't wait to see the friendship between him and draco in this one!!! i love their friendship so so so soooo much. (sidenote, i might have to read some theo/harry fics soon enough but that's neither here nor there) ANYWAYS apparently neville has big dick energies in BSP so i'm ready for that. crookshanks is innis bitch where he BELONGS, i love me some crookshanks i truly do.

anything else...? nope i don't think so LET'S MF GOOOO

[lunaduskxo]

Happy Birthday to our favorite witch. 💫

[sophiesstreet]

#dramionemonth Day 12: Fake Dating

“May I have this dance Granger”

There isn’t anyone around we don’t have to..”

“I want to”

Fake dating sureee definitely not in love that would be ridiculous!!

Also this was based off a painting I saw in my doctors office by Brent lynch!

[writings-from-ash]

🍂🤍🍂 My OTP will always be Draco and Hermione.. Manacled by Senlinyu changed me and helped me heal..It's been 4 years? maybe.. and I still think about this often.

[garnetsyrup]

Day 15 - Advanced Rune Translation

them working together is one of my favorite tropes 😌

[illpunchyouintheface]

Hermione: We all have our demons

Hermione: [gesturing to Draco] that one’s mine

[potionsunderthestairs]

Lucius: You’re not good enough for my son.

Hermione: You’re not good enough for your son.

Lucius: Excuse me?

Hermione: You heard me.

[ivmaruva]

Draco has the biggest crush on her. 😳

[sodamnradd]

The notice is posted Saturday morning:

Hiring head lifeguard. Submit applications to Hooch for consideration.

“Looks like I’m getting a raise.” Malfoy’s voice startles her.

Hermione’s duffel knocks his hip on her way out. “We’ll see.”

-

Sunday, she submits her application.

“It’s down to you and Malfoy,” says Hooch. “Demonstrate strong initiative this week.”

-

Monday, Malfoy’s shift starts first. Dark aviators slide down his nose. “No need to test the pH. Hooch saw me do it an hour ago.”

Hermione shows him the finger and receives a whistle blow in return.

-

Tuesday, a little girl scrapes her knee on the shallow steps. Malfoy’s halfway down the ladder when Hermione reaches her. She grins smugly at him as she escorts the weepy child to Hooch’s office in search of rainbow plasters.  

-

Wednesday, Malfoy rescues a rubber ducky from its untimely demise in the pool filter. The toddler’s spirited mother fondles Malfoy’s bicep and leaves him a glowing review in their feedback box.

-

Thursday, Hermione and Malfoy dive for lost spectacles. Malfoy reaches them first. Hermione lands a hard kick to his thigh before breaking the surface, spectacles in hand.

-

Friday, sweat trickles down Malfoy’s chest as he cleans the pool with a leaf net. Hermione drops her shorts by the lifeguard chair, a cherry red swimsuit underneath. The weight of his gaze follows her all the way up the ladder. 

-

Saturday, they close together. “Might want to pack extra aloe tomorrow. You know, to soothe the burn when I get promoted.”  

“When I’m promoted,” Hermione steps forward, edging Malfoy closer to the pool, “I’ll have you disinfecting showers every day.”

His gaze drops to her lips. “I’ll make you blow that whistle all day long.”

She grazes his abs with her fingertips. “Wouldn’t you rather I blow something else?”

When Malfoy’s eyes bulge, Hermione gives him a hard shove. He catches her wrist, yanking her into the water.

-

Sunday, Hooch paces her office. “Shagging in the pool?” Her eyes glow furiously. “You’ve violated half a dozen health regulations!”

Hermione flushes.

Malfoy has the audacity to ask, “But who got the job?”

(350 words, prompt Poseidon from LDWS Feb 2022, came 2nd place. I recently stumbled upon this one again and don't think I've ever cross-posted it anywhere before. I, for one, can use a bit of summer in this January frost.)

[dariaastrid]

He takes a sip, not taking his eyes off the table on the opposite side when Blaise appears next to him: “Draco? Where have you been staring all evening, huh?” Draco doesn't move, and Blaise stands up next to him. “Merlin's balls, am I hallucinating? Granger? Why is that? She wasn't your type?” “Blaise.” “You'll be on the front page of The Prophet in no time. Your reputation isn't that good, sweety.” Granger smiles at Potter, flashing an even row of teeth. It makes his heart warm, and Draco continues to watch, basking in Granger's rays of joy. If he could, he would steal her smile, making it his own personalised sunshine. Very poetic, you prat. An unacceptable and audacious vision creeps into Draco's head, where a radiant smile stretches across her plump lips as she hugs the pillow in his bed. He's gone off the deep end... “Mate, stop it,” Blaise whispers, leaning towards him. “Every-everyone is watching. Skeeter is on your tail. Time to look at the model from the latest issue of ‘Veela's spell’. Come on.”

Chapter 6. Little innocent lie.

Prometheus

[va9art]

“She swung on him. He let her. The crack of her fist against his face, the pain shooting from her knuckles to her wrist— Then Harry and Ron were there, pulling them apart. Malfoy’s perfect nose was crooked, blood gushing over his lips, blood smeared across his teeth because he was smiling, laughing in her face. He wasn’t resisting. Ron—the tallest and most thickly muscled of them—had the easiest job. It was Harry—wrapping Hermione up while she nonsensically yelled “I keep my promises, Malfoy!”—who had to plant his feet and jerk her back.”

Excerpt from and Art based on: ‘BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC’, by WhatMurdah

I had to join the trend and create some fanart because this fanfic has me on a chokehold.

I’ve taken some “creative licence” for Draco; the fanfic has him wearing a signet most likely on his pinky, but I wasn’t vibing with it; his tattoo should be on his right but we would have lost it for the art; and lastly, he was not meant to wear a heavy cloak, but alas, he looks delicious in one 🤷‍♀️

[katsitsiyo]

Dramione

art by @teaandtapestry 💕