#Hellboy and the golden army

[deathofafangirl01]

I saw a post about someone saying that the Hellboy franchise shouldn’t be movies but instead a tv show. I’ve also seen how many fans want Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, etc back, but they’re either too old to do it or don’t want to make a third movie.

Well, I want to take a step further and say if the og movies were to continue it should be an animated tv show. Specifically in a How I Met Your Mother kind of way or even similar to how Flynn started the narration in Tangled. That way Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, etc can come back and voice them all.

Then the show will consist of stories of past adventures/missions that lead up to a few years after The Golden Army told in a “bedtime story format (and I put quotations around bedtime story bc come on, let be real, Hellboy is still gonna curse and shit).

While I know the comics and the movies (especially the og movies) are completely different especially with Liz and Hellboy’s relationship, the show can consist of adventures/missions from the comics, other movies (both live action and animated), or even original ideas/scenarios for the show itself.

Then there can be a bunch of 4th wall breaks such as the kids interrupting (think of like the kid and the grandpa from The Princess Bride) or even Liz or Abe interrupting to correct Hellboy. Or maybe Liz or Abe is telling a story this time so they’re narrating instead. And we can have scenes (or wait until like the finale or whatever) where it’s Ron Perlman in the Hellboy getup sitting in his kids rooms telling them a bedtime story, or they’re telling stories at the kitchen table. We can even do like themed places such as sitting around a campfire for Halloween or in the living room for Christmas, etc etc. The point is, the show can jump between animation (for past adventures/mission voiced by og cast) and live action (4th wall breaks where the og casts are doing domestic things wearing the costumes).

We can have filler episodes about specific characters bc the kids wanted to know/hear more about Professor Broom, or Abe (some episodes based off of Abe’s solo comics??), or John Myers, or Clay , etc. I think this would be a great way to introduce a lot of characters, specifically ones from the comics, or check in on them/get to know them in general.

And idk where I’m going with this anymore but like yeah, that’s my idea.

[between-awesome-and-awkward]

Bad temper

[hellboys]

TOP 10 HOTTEST MOVIE MONSTERS (as voted by my followers)

#4. Hellboy portrayed by Ron Perlman (12%) ↳ the hellboy series (2004/2008)

[sweeetestcurse]

Doug Jones as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden Army

[ezradrawsstuff]

This image is so funny to me

I have so many questions, Why is it so low quality? Why is he wearing slippers? What did someone say to make him look so happy?

[s--strawberry]

why was he serving cunt in the back

[eterwan]

Prince Nuada

[amatesura]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army | dir. Guillermo del Toro

[brenni-murasaki]

[hydravns]

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008) Dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[skeletalobscurity]

I am literally hyperfixing so bad on hellboy rn. Vampire guy on the top is my shameless self insert 🏃

(Also yes the top left is a redraw of caseoh and kitty)

[hellboys]

RON PERLMAN as Hellboy in Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

[gender-luster]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) / Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), dir. Guillermo del Toro

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Ron Perlman as Hellboy in Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) 03/??

[basementeyesdream]

guillermo del toro practical effects save me

[whiskehorange]

Could you please write for platonic reader wanting to learn crafts/abilities from Morticia & Gomes, and as many characters from the hellboy movies as you possibly can please? (Sorry I just love them all)

Morticia

I have a strange feeling Morticia makes her own perfumes in her spare time. With all the pruning and gardening she does, I can only imagine the kind of... "witchy" concoctions she's able to make up

She'd gladly take you under her wing and not only show you and let you wear her own, but would take this as a sort of arts and crafts approach. She gets it, her scents might not be the best fitting for you, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have what you might be looking for!

Morticia was absolutely over the moon when you came to her with your very own fragrance the first time. You had spent weeks watching and planning out some with her and finally had the time to make one with your very own fitting profile of scents. She couldn't get enough of the smell at first and even showed them to Gomez

Although, this is another very slippery slope that leads to her delving into gardening with you, if you're in that. But, let's be honest, we're down to do anything if it includes some one on one bonding with Morticia

Gomez

Gomez couldn't be more ecstatic to hear you have an interest in his hobbies. It's different for you to watch him or ask him questions about it but actually wanting to take the time out of your day to spend it with him? Your the best-est friend he could ever ask for

His hobbies are either malewife activates or medieval dueling, and there is absolutely no in between But it really surprised him when you want to take up fencing.

It's something you've watching him do in his spare time, but you never noticed how much strength and control it took, but he was as patient as ever and was always there to correct your moves or give you tips on how to better your posture and stance

Each time you'd pull something new out of your sleeve from what he's told you he's as proud as ever, staring at you with wide eyes and an equally wide grin. You're learning, and even it it might take a while, he's just happy that you're taking it seriously

Hellboy

Genuinely, what does he even do in his free time besides lay in bed, smoke, and do crossword puzzles? When you first asked him about what his hobbies are he really couldn't even answer you, he just stood there in his room and looked around cluelessly

I think, your best case in this scenario, is to just watch him for a while, you'll notice the things he does in his free time that he never thought about or classified as a "hobby"

You notice though, occasionally, that he divulges into whittling. Typically after a slow day he'll just kick back and mindlessly carve away until he makes something remotely into a familiar shape. It's not perfect, by all means, but it's something. When you ask him about it he says it's nothing but you insist

From here, he teaching you it like it's common sense. Correcting you how to hold the knife, how to hold the wood, resorting to just taking it out of your hands and showing you how to do it in the very beginning. Eventually, it becomes to casual to the two of you that even he's begun doing it more often and the two of you bring new pieces you're either working on or have finished for each other to playfully critique

Abe

Annnnd on the other hand, there's too much that Abe does that it's really hard for him to say when you come to him, curious to do something new out of boredom. It takes him a while to think before he just spews out anything and everything he can think of that he's ever done

One of the biggest things though, I think he finds the easiest to ease you into would be scrapbooking. You can't tell me he doesn't entire stickers and little postcards and massive, thick journals just creatively dyed and crafted to a certain theme

But, it's easier than reading dead languages for fun, alright?

It's something he see's a fun and would love to have someone else he can share them with from time to time when he feels particularly crafty. He's ready to supply you with anything you could ever need - he's got plenty of spares

Bound journals, fountain pens, cards, and ink. Anything you could think of that you'd want to get crafty with, Abe's likely got it. Especially when it comes to ink and pens. And calligraphy? Abe teaches you that before anything else and gives out practice sheets like homework. So be ready to bring them back the next day for a stamp of approval

Johann

There wasn't much that Johann had time for if it wasn't work, but he always appreciated a friendly visit from you in stressful times. Of course, when you first ask him about what it is that he really just does in his personal times, only one thing could come to his mind: his Bonsai's

Now... Johann is a bit more restrictive in what he's willing to teach you - at least for the more hands on things, that is. He has only a couple himself, ones that he takes precious time out of his day and schedule to trim and prune to his liking and he does it very meticulously

He grows delighted whenever you step in to see him now, taking it a slight break in his studies and research to lull you over to his small collection and teach about their varieties and their history

When you show your genuine interest for them he's over the moon, but very stern with you. No, you cannot have one of his and no you cannot prune his, absolutely not. Get your own!

But, he's all ears for the questions you may have and will answer them quickly and correctly. When you get your own, however, he's definitely going to have a lot to say. Harsh worded critiques, but he means the best (for the plant, at least). You might be one of his only regular friends, but that doesn't mean he's going to sit by and watch such a beautiful plant die!

Liz

Liz can be a bit standoffish when it comes down to you wanting to really be a part of her needed alone time, but what she really needs is that person to share it with from time to time. Even she recognizes that it's not ideal to spend ALL of her time alone.

Annnnnd as on the nose as it may seem, the only thing that comes to mind for her to teach you would to be woodburning. OKAY LISTEN listen, I can see it as a small, therapeutic way for her to really get out some of her pent up energy and stress in a more controlled way

Although, the first time you sit down with her to start she realizes... well maybe it's easier for her to just do it from her fingertips than you. She shrugs it off and apologizes for not being able to really teach you anything, but deep down she was a bit sad there was nothing you could do

But the smile that slowly spread across her face the next day you showed up to her room with a woodburning kit in your hands was worth more than anything in the world. There was certainly a learning curve for her as well to see how your tools worked

It's not too hard for her to give you tips, however. It's a few more buttons and control than really only having using your thoughts and a single finger, but almost all of her tips and tricks apply!

Nuada

You're not catching a break. That's all I'm going to say. No matter what it is you wanna learn from him you are not catching a break. it's like you're back to taking 15 highschool AP classes at the same time and each gives you 7+ pieces of homework a night

You always knew one of the more passionate things he was interested in was weapon smithing and craftsmanship. Whenever you had taken notice to the fine detailing of his knives and swords, he was eager to boast about how many of them were made by yours truly

It was when you kept admiring his work when he had a small inkling that you might be interested in learning yourself, and boy was that all he needed to get you straight to work. It's easy for the first few sessions you guys have, just learning the basics of different materials and how best to using them, but it doesn't take long for him to throw you straight into some manual labor

You're bent over a anvil and sweating your ass over making the most rinky dink ass knife you've ever seen that likely won't cut a piece of bread. But you better hope it cuts something or else he's going to make you come back and try again. You work a 9 to 5 now

Nuala

God, what can't she do? She's just perfect, chefs kiss

But something that she can't get enough of is learning herself, so seeing you before her asking if she could tech you something she's got up her sleeve leaves her speechless - in a good way, of course! The two of you usually spent your time together kind of quietly, with your nose buried in books from all over the world and ages, but what you could never grasp was how Nuala could read most of them

You wanted her to teach you more languages than your own and she couldn't be more excited to teach you. Unlike her brother, she's much more mellowed out when it comes to helping you learn some more of the common languages in their elven cities and doesn't get onto you too hard if you struggle at first, she gets it

This is something she didn't realize she was passionate about - her ability to communicate with just about anyone, and she was more than happy to be your teacher. However, she can't help but laugh when you don't quite catch onto the more dead languages she tries to teach you about, but she'll just smile and save those for later