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bloodmoon24 · 4 months

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Vox bragging to his objecthead friends how he won a competition for being the hottest character? (scenario)

King Dice: How the heck did YOU win for most hottest character? And against Lucifer of all characters?

Vox: *with a smug face* Hey, the people have spoken. I’m Hell’s number one hottie

Bezel: Sooo…Does that also makes you the sexiest Sexyman??

Caine: What a weird way to start a sentence

Vox: Hey, if I’m voted for the hottest character in Hazbin Hotel through Twitter, who’s to say that also makes me the sexiest Sexyman?

King Dice: I feel like another showdown game might happen somewhere on Tumblr

#hazbin hotel #cuphead show #the amazing digital circus #chikn nuggit #hazbin hotel vox #king dice #chikn nuggit bezel #tadc caine #Hell’s Hottest Character

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musubiki · 2 months

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its been a while since my last summer mochi 🌺🏖️

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #mochi #art #ocs #original #shy and pouty because coco coerced her into beach time and she cant go swimming #never wears anything so revealing ever #(a treat for lime he he)#i feel like i dont do a lot of solo character art anymore #but i wanted to doodle something tonight...#during the beach ep she stays on the sand under the umbrella the whole time #coco quietly to mochi: look fine you dont have to swim but the whole point is to let lime see you like *~this~*#anyway. lime stays there with her #mochi: if its too hot you should go swimming!! you dont have to keep me company!!#lime: nah im good (id rather die than be away from you wearing that swimsuit)#lime: (the hottest mochi ive ever seen and im gonna waste my time in the water????? hell no)#lime: if youre sweating why dont you uhh......take off the sweater #mochi shy af #its fine if she doesnt. he still has the lower body views

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alastor-simp-page · 4 months

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I need to settle this fellow Hazbins

You guys know my choice <3

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chiquitafresa · 6 months

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LET FUCKING GOOOO!!!!

VOX WON THE HOTTEST HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTER POLL!!!!!!

THIS SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

#Ahahhahahahaha am going crazy #OUR BOY WON #Sorry Lucifer #Not really #Am going to make so much fanart #Your going to see my art far and wide #VOX FANDOM WE WON #Never thought a TV would outrank the king of hell #Barely got sleep because of this #vox is confuse #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #hazbinhotel #poll #hazbin hotel poll #HOTTEST HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTER POLL

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funeralpartyclown · 25 days

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Do you think Dale would have a piss kink? Like watching you, you know, yourself because he didn’t let you go

!?!?!

Well,, I don’t know. Maybe…? I can see him being into anything you do just because it’s you.

From an anatomical standpoint I think he’d never be disgusted with anything just because it’s your body.

Seeing you completely embarrassed and freaking out would definitely be entertaining to him. And If you were into that and asked him to do stuff with you I think he’d be fine with it no questions asked, again, no limits or shame from him ever.

To be completely honest. I have no problem writing about this but I just don’t know if I can bring myself to put more of it here I feel like I’m going to be hunted with pitchforks.

(Non-sexually, I think he’d just follow you into the bathroom to continue your conversation because nothing grosses him out and you have to shoo him comically with a spray bottle)

#dale kobble #longlegs #I am going to the hottest pits of hell for things I put on tumblr and ao3 man #Can you imagine the vaugeposting if the dalefucker haters see this one.#if I’m openly posting about my attraction to this elderly serial killer.#clearly I have had much worse hear me out characters

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shoechoe · 2 months

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star platinum is The most absolutely overrated stand in terms of looks sorry

#short posts #how the hell is he more attractive than whitesnake...#i mean if you asked me the hottest stand i'd answer king crimson but that's just because i have something wrong with me #so don't take my opinion for hottest stand i suppose...#(side note: ranking stands by looks is way more fun than ranking characters by looks to me lol)

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gethellbcnt-m · 7 months

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It's not often that Belphegor chooses to show skin to the public, for he knew how the night could turn out if he exposed his skin for too long. but, Asmodeus had given the goat-demon a pep-talk that lifted his spirits higher than the heavens, assuring him that his performance won't last long enough for his presence to cause a stir with his drug-infused odor. After all, you miss all the shots you don't take, right ? So, he waits for their cue to take the stage, watching on as the tail-end of the previous performer's segment comes to an end, and when the tailed demon takes the stage he takes full advantage of his surroundings. between the poles, lights, and his power, his body remembers the motions and moves of party days long-past, relishing in the attention of the audience during his few minutes in the spotlight. And boy does he SING !

I am in sooo much trouble Busted, arrested, guilty Oh! You got me Again...

I'm busted, arrested So guilty, you got me There's no excuse for me

I'm busted, arrested So guilty, you got me There's no escape from here

I thought I'd have my way with it I only meant to play with it I almost had a day with it I couldn't get away with it

You got me in trouble I'm in trouble yet again You got me in trouble So much trouble yet again, oh

Again and again and again, trouble Again and again and again, trouble

You're busted, arrested So guilty, I got you There's no excuse for you

You're busted, arrested So guilty, I got you There's no escape, it's true

@overangeled @raven-hellish-imp @voxxcd @dancingdevildemon @seven-circlllxs @gethellbcnt @kakodaimones @odiumfidei @peppy-jester

#event: hell's hottest hearts #◜belphegor: in character.◞#✦ ◜edits / mun art.◞#// this isnt the best but im proud at how quickly i was able to do this hjkgghjfk

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musical-chick-13 · 3 months

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Officially decided to watch season 3 of Bridgerton because everything I hear seems to be catering to me specifically.

#there are some romance tropes I am very much Not Immune To. so.#I shall report back with my findings 👍#(<-girl who tried to get through seasons 1 and 2 and simply couldn't do it)#(<-mainly because I did not care about the central siblings of those respective seasons at all)#(sadly I think simon and kate deserve to be opposite better characters)#(hottest take in the world is that I think kate should have ended up with eloise but. you know.)#(also yes I KNOW the show is being Weird™ [<-derogatory] with how they're framing lady w aka pen as like...idk A Businesswoman™#or something. I KNOW. sadly I am not immune to. a lot of things I've seen.)#(I am also not immune to bisexuality as expressed by characters with an interest in music. so when we get to francesca then come #hell or high water I WILL be watching that season.)#(it will be...a bit. before I get to this probably. I am trying to make my primary Media Activity™ finishing this goddamn fic a;sdfkja;lsd)

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somegurl8 · 1 year

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Was anyone going to tell me that Peter Sqloint on the character sheet posted to Patreon in March 2022 has his race put as “Protector Aasimar” and that he has a 20 in Charisma (the same as Rumi’s) or was I just supposed to find it by stumbling upon his character sheet on accident while looking for the PD ones for reference for my Mutants and Masterminds campaign myself.

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi apotheosis #just roll with it apotheosis #jrwi peter #peter sqloint #literally what the hell /pos #I know he needs good charisma for spell casting but think about it from a character perspective #the cringe fail loser boy has the same charisma as the hottest coolest person alive how does that work /pos #also I get him being an aasimar to explain the wings and stuff he gets from Exandroth #but again from an in universe standpoint it’s wild to think about

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set-phasers-to-whump · 2 years

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just watched the entirety of karppi s3 in one day…

#yeab.#and now it’s over completely which is crushing #but. so many thoughts.#chief among them wtf happened to nurmi’s parents?? he told the guy at the clinic one thing and sofia another #and like. at the clinic place he was drugged and gave super specific details so points towards that #but why would he lie to karppi?? idk. many thoughts.#and also!! did not like that they gave him this swanky new porsche #with all the subtle product placement of white collar but none of the charm #also not sure that the facial hair was the right look for him. just sayin. some ppl look better w scruff and some don’t #nurmi (and myself) I believe belong to the group that does not look better scruffy #but fr though this season was so good and I loved how much stuff it managed to tie up #wish there would’ve been more whump though. lots of potential but not a lot of actual Pain.#anyway I loved that jp got a more central role im kind of obsessed with him (and his new tattoo lol)#and that reveal at the end dear lord…I was like ‘no the fuck way’ and then. it was.#batshit I tell you!!#also also. hottest character of the season award goes to henna she looked so good!!#was crazy to see how much older she’d gotten. emil as well I was like oh my god he’s twelve. what the hell.#something I did especially like was the amount of hugs karppi and nurmi got to have. wish they would have hugged more but quite pleased #with what there was.#but. i would have loved to see nurmi in extreme emotional distress or something. like come on we all know he’s going thru it but like.#show me please!!!#and omg I think I will be writing a fic vis a vis him getting shot by karppi bc. the pain of those close range chest shots.#and of being shot by your partner. yeah.#ok ok I’m gonna shut up.#yeah. have had such a productive day today #i say things #not whump #karppi spoilers #deadwind spoilers

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cosmocosmonaut · 2 years

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the Blu-Ray disc of Dorian Gray has finally appeared at my door and i gotta say. i only bought it for the featurettes (specifically the actor interviews) and in Ben Chaplin’s little 15 second interview he understood the assignment better than anyone else in the cast. like absolutely zero beating around the bush it was “yup basil is in love with dorian” and that was that so congrats to him for being so correct

#oh and colin firths interview was sexy as hell too #the hottest thing a man can do for me is completely and utterly understand the character of lord henry wotton #but chaplins basil gives me a very specific kind of feeling it’s like a mix of cuteness aggression and like he’s my dad it’s weird #love him though he’s perfect i think

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ariaste · 4 months

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So listen i have this book coming out in uhhh 10 days and I am Worried about it, because it is a Comedy, and comedy is really hard to market (why????? it's funny pirates, what's not to like??) even when it is, yanno, normal mainstream comedy.

It is even worse when it is Unhinged Comedy That's Mostly Going To Be Funny To People On Tumblr. (For example, the main character being a supreme gremlin made of 90% memes by weight (examples: carries around a bag that is never called anything but his "little rucksack"; has a near-verbatim "stick me legy out real far" moment; talks about his metaphorical "orphan gruel bowl" which is a direct reference to that one Oliver Twist gif) because those are funny to me personally.) Unhinged Tumblr Comedy is difficult because tumblr is not a platform where it is easy to market things to people, because we are generally violently anti-capitalist and LOATHE advertisements and reflexively resist being marketed to for most anything. I LOVE that about this website. Except for right now, because I have bills to pay and a cat to feed. So look, fellow tumblr gremlins, I am just trying to say that if your personal brand of comedy is laughing at the kind of jokes that could only be produced on this hell website, and:

you like pirates

you're queer and want to read more books by queer authors

you want your fictional queer characters to be a hell of a lot more Messy and Unhinged than they often are depicted as being

you're interested in seeing a love triangle (M/M/NB) that resolves into polyamory

you want books where the hottest character gets to makes Passionate Speeches about rebelling against oppressive institutional regimes like governments and organized religions

you believe that capitalism is the most oppressive institutional regime of them all

you think it's fun when two characters have been in a 15-year-long relationship where the vibes have been "We're Newly Divorced" nearly since day one

you believe that All Cops Are Bastards and want to know what to do when you get pulled over by the boat cops

you think the Great British Bake-Off would be improved with weaponry, ritualized bribery/coercion of judges, and elaborate shit-talk

then this book might be for you. Beneath the wall-to-wall hijinks, it is political and it is righteously angry and it is the funniest thing I have ever written (which is saying something, because I have written some funny shit). It's called RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND. Here's a picture of it.

If all that sounds cool, you can read a review of it here and the first chapter of it here to see if it as funny as I am claiming it is, and then if you think that it is, you can preorder it here. It comes out on June 11! Ten days from now!

Thank you for letting me market to you for a minute. Signal boosting would be very much appreciated.

#alexandra rowland #comedy #books #booklr #pirates

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whos-hotter-jjba · 5 months

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Preliminary Match 35 - Hottest JoJo Character Bracket

#yotsuyu's the hottest rock human i've met so far #and i didn't notice he has a flowery skirt?? it looks so cute #zz is like the epitome of an sdc stand user of the week #weird design weird stand forgettable as hell #yotsuyu yagiyama #yagiyama yotsuyu #jjba zz #zz #jojolion #stardust crusaders #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba #hottest jjba character bracket #preliminary match

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pr0vincial · 7 months

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tag drop part one .

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apocalypse-boogie · 7 months

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Whenever y’all make human versions of none human/humanoid enough characters y’all really do show your asses so fucking bad.

The human versions of Hazbin Hotel characters tend to be pretty disappointing, but most are canon so I can’t complain about the fans too much in that case.

Transformers fans though I’m on your ass. Those human!transformers designs tend to leave a lot to be desired. It’s not just that an overwhelming amount of the characters y’all turn white - it’s that they’re all so generic and identical to each other too. Where’s the personality outside of their different color schemes? How the fuck do their original none human forms have more body diversity?

#y’all either turn everybody into the most generic looking white man anyone’s ever seen #or the most fucked and racially offensive caricature you can think of (that is only when you *have* to draw a racial minority of course)#and hell y’all make already human characters look homogeneous and generic and super fucking white or white washed too so I can’t even say #it’s just with none humanoid characters that y’all show your asses with #and don’t even let me get started on genderbent fanart #not every time you turn a male slasher or vigilante/hero female does that mean they’ll then be the frailest fucking hottest big tittied #woman to grace a page #like….be so very fucking serious #ramblings•#me•

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gethellbcnt-m · 7 months

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As the names of varying bachelors are introduced to the crowd, Wally can't help but feel the adrenaline run through him like he's been hit with a live wire ! talk about a rush !

❝ some'a y'all may not be familiar with l'il 'ol Wally, but tonight, y'all're gon' LEARN why i'm a favored bartender in this 'ere club ! ❞ A deep inhale, custom cane in-hand..

And there he goes, running his mouth at fifty miles an hour, like his damned little life depends on it !

#◜wally: in character.◞#event: hell's hottest hearts #// eminem got REAL QUIET when wally showed up!! /j

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