#Helicopter Hog Hunting

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[aethersquid]

Trying to locate a particularly baffling tag

[derpaworld1000]

🤖 [ TWSTformers - Rook ] 🏹

He’s a R44 Helicopter, which is a commonly-picked helicopter to use for hunting hogs and rounding up cattle. It is also used for aerial photography. He’d be a scary guy to cross, but usually, he means well. He’s usually with Epel and Vil, hovering over them cutely as they’re both ground vehicles in their alt modes.

[cupidsdescendant]

Hii!! I saw your requests were open. May I request the mercs with a teen reader who was hired as a mercenary who ends up getting hurt in battle? Please and thank you!

Hurt! Teen Reader X Mercs (Platonic)

hi anon! Sure I'd love to ^w^ i think that's incredibly adorable. I decided to make it a platonic situation for obvious reasons but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!

Scout:

-acts like a big brother, because you're still a teenager he has that kind of cool kid energy that radiates off him whenever you fight in battle together -always picks you back up, physically and mentally. He loves it because it feels like one of those motivational sports movies (specifically the training montages) -"C'mon Y/N we still got a minute on da clock!" He says as he reaches over to give you a hand. He always helps supports you when you have a limp leg also.

-if you're healing yourself or Medic is trying to patch you up he's always on the lookout and makes sure no one is in the way to interrupt

-Despite him hogging all the health kits he'll share them with you :)

-Giving shitty motivational speeches while you're bleeding on the floor he thinks those would work -"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up, Y/N..." he says staring into the sunset, holding his hand to his chest

Soldier:

-kind of like Scout but acts more like a general to an apprentice

-also gives motivational speeches but his are a little more violent... -"You think that's a loss? I've CRAPPED bigger losses than THAT!!!!!!" (BTW IF YOU KNOW WHICH SFM THAT QUOTE IS I LOVE YOU)

-“cmon we don’t got all day comrade! we must stay focused, we must stay together!” He says as he grabs you, running around the map

-“don’t let a scratch stop ya, Y/N” (your bones are literally sticking out)

-he stops whatever he's doing to patch you up

Sniper

-Snipes is the type of guy to only look out for himself. He's not willing to be helpful in the public eye.

-key word, public eye.

-He knows your hiding spots, so incase of emergencies he'll leave you a health kit.

-You never see him during battle, but after the match he'll pat you on the back for your fighting skills.

-"Good job out there."

"Nice shot on that field." He scatters compliments throughout your battles

-If you did happen to find him he'll wave at you from afar with a soft smile.

-Always looking out for you by sniping anyone near you

-Keeps you safe when you're injured <3

Heavy

-Heavy loses it when you're hurt in battle.

-In fact, he'll take you immediately out of the match and rest you somewhere safe.

-"you vill be okay, leetle one." He says with confidence. There's no way to argue with the man, you're just gonna have to deal with his helicopter mom tendencies.

-Hunts down whoever hurt you and continuously kills them

-"Are eyour hungry?" Two sandviches in his hands and a bright smile on his face. "you must eat up!"

-Screams at Medic to hurry up and help you

Medic

-He's used to injuries and deaths, so he can't help but feel default when you're injured.

-But he loves you, he's concerned about their health, them being his apprentice after all. So he has a little more sympathy than others

-Yes, he has a heart, but its not a very big one...he's dedicated more to figuring out what went wrong instead of your safety.

-"Ja, Y/N. Again!? Jou must be more careful- ooh hoo! your femur is sticking out!" cackling to himself as he takes out his saw.

-Pokes at your joints and bones, kinda plays around while you're in pain lol

-But once he patches you up fully, he'll pat you on your back. "Vell at least we know you're fighting-ha ha!" He'll hand you a medikit and let you be on your way.

-If he hears his named yelled by you he runs immediately!

Demoman

-"What did yer do to yerself this time?!" He spurs out.

-He always finds you with bruises and cuts, even broken bones. It freaks Demo out and he's not the type to sit down and help

-But he will run you over to Medic, carrying you in the bridal position and make sure you don't get hurt.

-"Yer really did it this time, Y/N. I beta not see you busted up again!"

-He lets you take swigs from his alcohol, though. "Thise'll help with tha pain."

-He's always on guard while Medic patches you up and looks out.

-"Yer good? GOOD!" A loud roar comes out of him and he grabs you, jumping back into the action.

Engineer

-Always helpful and worried for your safety ;w;

-When you ask for help he's always the first one to show up and support you

-"Now you stay still, Y/N. I can't have it get infected..." while Medic is busy he plays doctor with you, bandaging and cleaning your wounds.

-He sets up turrets that shoot anyone near you.

-After the battles he'll spend time taking care of you at the base

-"I made ya somethang..." His hands hold a tiny teacup with small tea biscuits on the corner. The rest of the night you both laugh and play games

-Engi is always there no matter what, and he insists on staying with you until you reach full recovery.

-Gives you additional advice on how to dodge bullets and weapons and trains you for the next few days.

Spy

-He thinks you're stupid for getting hurt lol.

-"Must you slow me down?!" He yells in a fit of rage, his face ircked. He stops being invisible and carries you over to Medic.

-He's not very helpful in battle, but after he'll talk to you more about training and practice.

-Thinks he's smug when he leaves a "How to Fight" book on your bed. "I thought ze'd like it!"

-"Now I know zou have a bigger brain than your competition, so don't let me down."

-He'll go invisible and watch you closely, making sure that you really are putting practice to the test.

-Even when you get hurt, he'll watch until you get up. If you don't, he'll sigh, reveal himself and rinse and repeat.

-He's still proud of you nonetheless :3

Pyro

-A real helpful pal! He kills everyone in site if they touch you :D

-Pyro is protective as well, but he's unhinged. Instead of killing, he'll brutally dismember his enemies and leave them half alive.

-He's always there for you no matter what!!!

-You both are a tag team, and if one person gets hurt, the other helps out.

-"mrrph murh murrp uhr!!!" (Thanks for the help, Y/N!!!"

-When you're hurt in battle, he comes and does his own DIY surgery with bandaids, sewing needles, and other miscellaneous items in his pockets

-you run to medic immediately to use real surgery tools because there's an 95% what Pyro used will infect and kill you

-Even though his help is...limited...he's gonna help despite it!

wow. i'm kinda stunned lol. this has been in my drafts for officially 2 years ;____; I'm glad I finished it, though. I hope you all love it. Sorry anon for legit being late!!! kissies and love xoxo

[despazito]

watching hog hunting videos and idk it seems more barbaric but if i were a hog i think i'd prefer to be mowed down fairly quickly from a helicopter than spend hours freaking out in a corral trap before getting picked off one by one like fish in a barrel

[kremlin]

helicopter hog hunting right next to that guy (in the town i live in lol) is also really expensive but I wanna do it once i get my degree. they let you full auto belts through an m240 from the skies

man i can almost guarantee you the cost is from the helicopter and the machine gun. anything to do with a helicopter is involved as hell and frankly i'm keen to leave them the fuck alone, i would literally fly a small cessna solo with zero instruction solely relying on my Nerd Ass Flight Simulator skills but never a helicopter. they work in direct defiance of gods will

not having to load a whole mag for 4 seconds of fun doesn't rly offset the whole "$60 of ammo gone in a flash" thing for me. esp. these days

right after i got out of school i worked this really shit remediation job and one of the guys in my crew was this Giant Cornfed Redneck motherfucker who had a bunch of land in central texas with a hog problem, he wanted to start a business doing hog hunting trips & i made him a website or some shit and he took me out. i think the conversation actually started with a dick measuring contest about the guns we owned, he was trying to tell me hogs mean business and 9mm won't cut it. "sure ill bring my AK", he told me itd better be an AKM since 5x45 won't cut it. thought he was bullshitting but nooooope

kinda sucked in the end. me and him did not have much in common (natch) and i do not like to traverse terrain by foot because of wet + hot + gross + computer programmer. there could be a disclaimer here for the tumblr crowd saying "ohhh hogz are so bad, they are invasive, they are extremely destructive, they are nasty creatures" which is all true but i was there from blood lust from computer games

the pack we found, we didn't scout, we heard them fucking barreling towards us, which is when it kinda sunk in, in my mind, "oh wow, this is extremely dangerous, this is frightening, those are huge animals, they are very fast, they are certainly trying to kill me, this is actually gay, wtf". i took an embarrassing amount of shots for hits i landed due to Shaky Hands which never heard the end of for the weekend (city slicker).

they are no fucking joke though, i swear, bullets would either bounce off them or they'd shrug them off, they would never ever seem to stop charging unless you shot limbs off or they lost a puzzling amount of blood. my pal wanted to cook them but he cut one open and it was literally pure blue on the inside which is the effect of some kind of poison the state uses to thin their populations safely while conveying message of "DO NOT EAT" to corpse-finders

to be honest i prefer the computer room. it was scary enough but the worst was laying down to go to bed like "i killed a bunch of mammals today", "those things had brains, thoughts" which ive never shaken off.

[meurydome]

Helicopter Hog Hunt with Kim!

[wherewhereare]

I don’t believe Clint’s in Oklahoma either because if it was his plane flying to Ardmore, it would’ve just stayed there and the plane that flew into Ardmore left. However, I 100% think that Blake brought someone back from Nashville with him that he dropped off the lodge because the helicopter landed there on the radar I use. And also the helicopter picked up one someone from Dallas so that’s at least 2 unaccounted for guests. But Blake never mind mixing friends and family for the same weekend. Especially if the family’s enjoying the lake house while he’s got a couple friends hunting hogs at the ranch.

I don't believe any hunting is going on. Just a lot of assumptions going on due to a stop at Dallas and a very quick stop at the Lodge.

[ourpickwickclub]

the helicopter did t stop at the lodge after the Dallas trip. It went to the main house. I’m not sure it stopped at the lodge one the way with Blake from Ardmore either. It went below the radar ceiling, but given how short the time was, I’m not sure it was actually a stop vs a low level fly over.

Hog hunting can be any time, but it’s generally better to hunt when it’s cooler. In the past hog hunting was later in September

[metallens]

Texas Helicopter Hog Hunt Price in 2023 and Hog Hunting Bounty

Take to the skies for an unforgettable helicopter hog hunting experience in Texas! With prices ranging from $1,100 to $8,000, you can join the fight against the ballooning hog population causing over $1B in annual damages. Some counties even offer a $5 bounty per hog tail. It's an all-year-round activity, perfect for thrill-seekers. Book your adventure now!

Source: https://metallens.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunt-price/

[oww666]

@hatesaltrat check out those prices for the helicopter hog hunting you'll have to win a small lottery to afford

the feral hogs are developing minibosses

[aethersquid]

Putting a bunch of my most confusing tags on this post so I can go back and see what the fuck I put them on originally. Followers are welcome to join me on this quest.

[whitepolaris]

There's the Beef!

Florida ranks eleventh among America's top cattle-producing states. With the Sunshine State's livestock industry bringing in $1 billion a year, it's no wonder the Florida's Cattlemen's Association became concerned when cows were being mysteriously mutilated. "Hell, I don't care if it was space aliens, devil worship, secret government stuff, or something else," remarked ranch foreman J. D. Metts, "Somebody's got to do something about it. This costs cowmen money."

Florida is not alone in trying to figure out this riddle of the range; the western states have also experienced strangle cattle-butchering incidents for years.

The first suspected case of cattle mutilation in Florida may have occurred in 1967 on a prairie at the headwaters of the St. Johns River. Weird Florida spoke with the cattleman who owned the cows. When he came upon his dead cows out on his range, he at first thought their demise was due to some hunters with bad eyesight. But then he saw that there were no bullet wounds, and closer inspection showed that the tail, tongue, ears, and one eye were missing from each cow and that there was no blood on the ground. These parts had been carefully removed with what looked like surgical skill. After a few days, the carcasses began decomposing, but vultures and other scavengers seemed reluctant to go near them. The rancher recalled, "It was like those dead cows were poison."

In 1992, a full-grown bull was found near Samsula with its head cut off. The site was well back from the neatest road, and according to one official, "It looked like the bull had been killed elsewhere and dropped there." The head was found nearby without horns or ears. The Volusia County sheriff's range patrol investigated the case and reported that the "bull's head had been neatly cut off and there was no blood or identifying marks [on the animal]."

The big questions are who would be stupid enough to approach a fifteen-hundred-pound bull and cut its head off, how would you lift and transport the heavy body of a bull, and, lastly, for what reason-just to get a couple of ears and horns?

During the fall hunting season of 1994, two hunters came upon five mutilated wild boars in the woods near Osteen. The animals were in a thick palmetto scrub five miles from the nearest road. Each hog was missing its ears, tail, eyes, and a hoof. There was no sign of a human connection, no footprints, or tire prints, and not one drop of blood. "It was no hunter that killed them pigs," said Buddy Harrison, who, along with his partner, had found the dead animals. "A hunter would never waste meat like that."

Even stranger is the fact that several hunters who knew about the incident reported that for several nights around midnight, a helicopter had been flying over the area. They thought the chopper had been from the sheriff's department, but a check with the Volusia County sheriff's office found that it was not theirs.

Whether the copter had any connection to the mysterious hog mutilations is pure speculation; however, it is worth consideration, since helicopters have been reported in locations of cattle mutilations in the western states and in Alabama. In the Alabama case, the strange choppers were traced to Fort Campbell, Kentucky, which is the base for the 160th Special Operations Group, the major element of the so-called "Delta Force." We know this sounds like a conspiracy theory getting ready to emerge, but isn't it a little weird for military helicopters to be in the same place-and at the same time-as the cattle mutilations? Military officials, as expected, denied having any aircraft in the area.

Strange mutilations headlined Central Florida news on February 19, 1996, when a dozen cows were found dead in several counties. Law enforcement agencies in Brevard, St. Lucie, and Indian River counties launched an investigation but could not figure out the bizarre butchering. Some UFOs buffs suggested it was space aliens doing the deed. Law enforcement tried to link satanic worshippers to the macabre killings, but no evidence was ever found that connected the deaths to any kind of religious cult.

In March 1997, the state of Florida formed a task force to investigate the mystery, and the Florida Cattlemen's Association put up a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the cattle killers. A former FBI agent who had investigated mutilated cattle in New Mexico came in to conduct his own assessment of the situation and concluded that "natural factors explained the mutilations."

The theory was rejected by most people. One Melbourne rancher pointed out the surgical precision that was used in removing parts of the cows: "Buzzards do not remove the tongue at its base, and buzzards don't remove ears." Some of the animal had every bone in their body broken, as if they were dropped from a high altitude, and a few cowboys reported seeing black helicopters. In one case, a cowboy fired his shotgun at a helicopter that landed in a pasture, and claimed that after that, the mutilated ended.

A best estimated if that fifty cows were mutilated during 1996 and 1997 in eight counties. The reward offered by the Florida Cattlemen's Association has gone unclaimed. Investigators were left mystified, and Florida was left with another unexplained mystery.

[ao-fc]

Helicopter Hog hunt

Bay City, Texas

[affordableoutfitter]

Different Hunting Methods for Hog Hunts in Texas: From Ground to Helicopter

For hunters looking for an unforgettable experience and the opportunity to test their skills, Texas is the ultimate destination for hog hunting adventures. Whether you’re flying high in a helicopter or stalking through the brush on foot, the thrill of the hunt and the satisfaction of helping to manage an invasive species make Texas hog hunts a must for any serious outdoorsman.

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[antonjesus]

HELICOPTER HOG HUNTING in Texas