#Helen Westley

[erstwhile-punk-guerito]

[avonlea71]

Anne Shirley and Helen Westley.

[letterboxd-loggd]

Death Takes a Holiday (1934) Mitchell Leisen

April 7th 2024

[westleywithatea]

Helen Otis, AKA Bloody Painter, was born in 1980. He should be about 44 years old by now.

[averokagejd]

THE NAMES ADDED TO JD+ FOR PEOPLE THAT DIDNT SEE ALL OF EM

24K Magic (P1): Eddie 24K Magic (P2): Jesse A Little Party (Alternate) (P1): Lawrence A Little Party (Alternate) (P2): Lisbeth A Little Party (Alternate) (P3): James Acceptable in the 80s: Heather All About That Bass: Nancy All You Gotta Do: Harmon Alphabet Song: Angel Gibbs Am I Wrong: Indigo Animals (P1): Dualis Animals (P2): Dualis (BUGGED) Animals (Extreme): Ravid Another One Bites The Dust (P1): Everett Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P2): Emery Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P3): Oscar Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P4): Astrid Stellar Another One Bites (Alternate): Vic Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (P1): Poppy Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (P2): Daisy Automaton: U.N.I.T. Baby Girl: Rid Baby One More Time (P1): Barbara Baby One More Time (P2): Brittany Baby One More Time (P3): Betty Baby One More Time (P4): Brooke Baby Shark (P1): Pinkfong (BUGGED) Baby Shark (P2): Maris (BUGGED) Bad Guy: Blair Bad Guy (Billie Version): Billie Bad Habits: Lysander Bad Liar: Delilah Bad Romance (P1): Blanche Bad Romance (P2): Claire Obscure Bad Romance (P3): Bianca Bad Romance (Official Choreo): Daray Baiana: Orion Bailando (Enrique) (P1): Natalia Bailando (Enrique) (P2): Estevan Bailando (Paradisio): Summer Barbie Girl (P1): Dolly Barbie Girl (P2): Dan Beauty and a Beat: Joshua Beep Beep I’m A Sheep: Sheep Believer (P1): Doran Believer (P2): Mael Big Girl (You Are Beautiful): Bella Blue (Da Ba Dee): Da’blu Bonbon: Falka Boogie Wonderland (P1): Leigh Boogie Wonderland (P2): Uriel Boogie Wonderland (P3): Favian Boogie Wonderland (P4): Breeze Boogiesaurus: Boogiesaurus Born This Way (P1): Copper Born This Way (P1): Adameve Born This Way (P1): Silver Born This Way (Alternate): Isaac Born To Be Wild: Lycan Boys: Andrew Boys (Alternate): Harlem Cake By The Ocean: Hadri Cake By The Ocean (Alternate) (P1): Maren Cake By The Ocean (Alternate) (P2): Dylan Carmen (Overture) (P1): Azul Carmen (Overtune) (P2): Vermell Carnaval Boom: Allegra Cercavo Amore: Elvira Chandelier: Inane Chandelier (Alternate): Voidalys Cheap Thrills: Melody Cheap Thrills (Alternate) (P1): Preity Cheap Thrills (Alternate) (P2): Farhan Cheerleader (P1): Elio Cheerleader (P2): Lellani Cheerleader (P3): Leo Cheerleader (P4): Eleni Chiwawa (Alternate): Barbie C’mon (P1): Mia C’mon (P2): Panda Cola Song: Dulcie Cola Song (Alternate) (P1): Mashow Cola Song (Alternate) (P2): Lolli Cola Song (Alternate) (P3): Lico Cola Song (Alternate) (P4): Mintu Come On Eileen (P1): Eilidh Come On Eileen (P2): Seamairan Cool For The Summer: Vespera Cosmic Party: Goldie Crazy Little Thing Called Love (P1): Jackie Crazy Little Thing Called Love (P2): Ortiz Crucified (P1): Lady Mairwen Crucified (P2): Lord William Crucified (P3): Lady Odelia Crucified (P4): Liege Rosal Dagomba: Lightfire Dame Tu Cosita: Rana Dance Of The Miriltons (P1): Honey Dance Of The Miriltons (P2): Polly Dare to Live (P1): River Dare to Live (P2): Xia Dare to Live (P3): Galvin Dare to Live (P4): Primrose Diggin’ In The Dirt: Bryn Don’t Call Me Up: Petra Don’t Worry Be Happy (P1): Serge Don’t Worry Be Happy (P2): Franklin Don’t Worry Be Happy (P3): Jean-Michel Down By The Riverside: Faith Dragostea Din Tei (P1): Officer Relax Dragostea Din Tei (P2): Captain Catastrofa Dragostea Din Tei (P3): Para Chutist Dynamite (Taio) (P1): Richard Dynamite (Taio) (P2): Helen Dynamite (Taio) (P3): Mary Dynamite (Taio) (P4): Donald E.T.: Rusga’thors Epic Sirtaki (P1): Nikolaos Epic Sirtaki (P2): Kostas Epic Sirtaki (P3): Dimitris Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P1): Ser Aleksander Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P2): General Edward Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P3): Captain Walter Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P4): Lord Henry Feel So Right: Westley Fernando (P1): Agnetha Fernando (P2): Frida Fire On The Floor: Ember Fit But You Know It: Oliver Flash: Shalf Flying Carpet: Mahsa Funhouse: Folie Funkytown: Xooorgrott

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[witchofanguish]

This is me, and I’m not trying to be confusing, but the above paragraph that I’m cutting into now is verbatim Morgenstern; he was continually referring to his wife in the unabridged book, saying that she loved the next section or she thought that, all in all, the book was extraordinarily brilliant. Mrs. Morgenstern was rarely anything but supportive to her husband, unlike some wives I could mention (sorry about that, Helen), but here’s the thing: I got rid of almost all the intrusions when he told us what she thought. I didn’t think the device added a whole lot, and, besides, he was always complimenting himself through her and today we know that hyping something too much does more harm than good, as any defeated political candidate will tell you when he pays his television bills. The thing of it is, I left this particular reference in because, for once, I totally happen to agree with Mrs. Morgenstern. I think it was unfair not to show the reunion. So I wrote one of my own, what I felt Buttercup and Westley might have said, but Hiram, my editor, felt that made me just as unfair as Morgenstern here. If you’re going to abridge a book in the author’s own words, you can’t go around sticking your own in. That was Hiram’s point, and we really went round and round, arguing over, I guess, a period of a month, in person, through letters, on the phone. Finally we compromised to this extent: this, what you’re reading in the regular type, is strict Morgenstern. Verbatim. Cut, yes; changed, no. But I got Hiram to agree that Harcourt would at least print up my scene—Ballantine has agreed to do the same—it’s all of three pages; big deal—and if any of you want to see what it came out like, drop a note or a postcard to Urban del Rey at Ballantine Books, 201 East 50th Street, New York City, and just mention you’d like the reunion scene. Don’t forget to include your return address; you’d be stunned at how many people send in for things and don’t put their return address down. The publishers agreed to spring for the postage costs, so your total expense is the note or card or whatever. It would really upset me if I turned out to be the only modern American writer who gave the impression that he was with a generous publishing house (they all stink—sorry about that, Mr. Jovanovich), so let me just add here that the reason they are so generous in paying this giant postage bill is because they fully expect nobody to write in. So please, if you have the least interest at all or even if you don’t, write in for my reunion scene. You don’t have to read it—I’m not asking that— but I would love to cost those publishing geniuses a few dollars, because, let’s face it, they’re not spending much on advertising my books. Let me just repeat the address for you, ZIP code and all:

Urban del Rey Ballantine Books 201 East 50th Street New York, New York 10022

and just ask for your copy of the reunion scene. This has gone on longer than I planned, so I’m going to repeat the Morgenstern paragraph I interrupted; it’ll read better. Over and out.

[p1325]

Here's the list of the couples I used in the video: Nick and Lucy ('The Broken Hearts Gallery') Darcy and Elizabeth (Pride and Prejudice) Sam and Austin ('A Cinderella Story') Will and Noah ('Fire Island') Troy and Gabriella ('High School Musical') Ella and Kit ('Cinderella') Brittany and Santana ('Glee') Mia and Nicholas (‘The Princess Diaries 2’) Elena Alvarez and Syd (One Day At A Time) Monica and Quincy ('Love and Basketball') Patrick and Kat ('10 Things I Hate About You') Peter and Lara Jean ('To All the Boys I've Loved Before') Westley and Buttercup ('The Princess Bride') Mark and Bridget ('Bridget Jones's Diary') Rachel and Nick ('Crazy Rich Asians') Belle and Beast ('Beauty and the Beast') Max and Helen ('New Amsterdam') David and Patrick (Schitt's Creek) Bones and Booth ('Bones')

[thealmightyemprex]

So in the Princess Bride,Westley keeps calling Prince Humperdink ugly ......Which is so weird to me cause.....Chris Sarandon is fucking pretty in this film

Then again....Humperdink DID kill Westley for a few hours and WEstley is trying to intimidate him but still it always felt like a weird insult to apply to him

I dunno it reminds me of that scene in Barbie wher she calls herself ugly and Helen Mirren points out MArgot Robbie is very pretty

@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @minimumheadroom @princesssarisa @amalthea9 @filmcityworld1

[livvyofthelake]

speaking of the timeless video this went crazy i saw it the other day and i was like wowie. made me reconsider the princess bride being in the timeless video. you weren’t there because it was in my head but there was a very heated debate about whether to include buttercup and westley it was a whole deal and ultimately they did not make it but what if they should have… like the thing of it is that the princess bride is obviously about storytelling which is very cassie core hence why they were almost included. but ultimately i was just like well what the fuck do westley and buttercup have to do with ty and kit. like they’re not even the same really. unless i want to squint and then i can make anything the same as anything. because i have the curse. i suppose the concept of coming back from the very brink of death for love is very cassie coded. ultimately i don’t see kit herondale as a pirate. although i suppose he’s really more buttercup anyway due to his rapunzel type swag i’ve always said he has. if you looked you could find a post of mine from like 2022 ranking every tsc couple by how much i think they could do tangled/rapunzel in general. and despite helen and aline literally being rapunzel in cassie’s fairy tale tsc art series i still put my guys at number one. because of course i did… kit is the princess trapped in a tower and ty is the rogue who opens the door….. and i’ve always said this. what the hell was i originally talking about. oh yeah

and i believe in both of those options equally to be honest

[yandere-trashcan]

Disney Characters:

Movies:

Aladdin:

Aladdin

Cassim

Jafar

Jasmine

Alice In Wonderland:

Cheshire Cat

Hatter

Queen of Hearts

White Rabbit

Anastasia:

Anastasia

Dimitri

Grigori Rasputine

Atlantis:

Audrey Ramirez

Commander Lyle Rourk

Helga Sinclair

Jebidiah "Cookie" Allardgce

Kidagakash/Kita

Milo Thatch

Preston B. Whitmore

Vincent "Vinny" Santorini

Avatar:

Colonel Quartich

Grace Augustine

Neytiri

Tsu'Tey

Trudy Chacon

Beauty and the Beast:

Belle

Bimbette Gold/Claudette

Bimbette Green/Laurette

Bimbette Red/ Paulette

Cogsworth

Feather Duster/Dove

Gaston

Lumiére

Maurice

The Beast

Brave:

King Fergus

Merida*

Queen Elinor

Cinderella:

Anastasia Tremaine

Lady Tremaine*

Cinderella

Prince Charming

Coco:

Ernesto De La Cruz

Hector

Imelda Rivera

Migel Rivera*

Encanto:

Alma Madrigal*

Antonio Madrigal*

Augustine Madrigal

Bruno Madrigal

Camilo Madrigal*

Dolores Madrigal

Felix Madrigal

Isabella Madrigal

Julieta Madrigal

Luisa Madrigal

Mariano Guzman

Mirabel Madrigal*

Pedro Madrigal

Pepa Madrigal

Frozen:

Anna

Hans

Kristoff

Hercules:

Hades

Hercules

Megara/Meg

Incredibles:

Bob Parr (Mr.Incredible)

Dash Parr*

Edna "E" Mode*

Helen Parr (Elastagirl)

Lucius Best (Frozone)

Mirage

Syndrome

Violet Parr*

Lilo and Stitch:

Cobra Bubbles

David Kawena

Jumba Jookiba

Lilo*

Nani Pelekai

Pleakley

Stitch*

Angel*

Moana:

Maui

Moana*

Mulan:

Chien-Po

Hua Li

Hua Zhou

Ling

Mei

Mulan

Ping

Shan Yu

Su

Ting Ting

Yao

Nightmare before Christmas:

Jack Skellington

Oogie Boogie

Sally

Peter Pan:

Captain Hook

Peter Pan*

Shmi

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Davy Jones

Jack Sparrow

Princess and the Frog:

Charlotte La Bouff

Dr.Facilier

Eli "Big Daddy" La Bouff

Naveen

Tiana

Princess Bride:

Count Rugen

Fezzik

Inigo Montoya

Westley

Sleeping Beauty:

Maleficent

Tangled:

Flynn Ryder

Mother Gothel

Rapunzel*

The Little Mermaid:

King Triton

Ursula

Wreck it Ralph:

Fix-it Felix

Sergeant Calhoun

Vanellope Von Schweetz*

Wreck-it Ralph

Zootopia:

Bellwether

Chief Bogo

Clawhouser

Finnick

Fru Fru*

Gideon Grey

Judy Hoops

Lionheart

Mr.Big

Mr.Manchas

Nick Wilde

[thetimelordbatgirl]

You know, the Arrowverse did a big crossover adapting Crisis on Infinite Earths, and it's still better than the big budget Flash movie, because it had cameos from actors who were still alive, like Burt Ward, Kevin Conroy, John Westley Shipp, Tom Welling, and Erica Durance.

It's sad how the same miniseries that made Kevin Conroy's Bruce Wayne a bad guy still did a better job paying tribute to the actors they got than the Flash movie.

We don't talk about the dis-respect that episode focusing on Batwoman did to Kevin Conroy just to hype up Kate...just, we don't, otherwise we'd be here all day.

But it really does say a-lot when even the CW, known for being pretty bad nowadays when it comes to it superhero stuff, was able to be more respectful in their multiverse by...just not reviving dead actors and just calling in actors still alive at the time and on top of that, not CGI'ing them up like Flash did to Helen's Supergirl. Seriously, if Burt Ward's Robin appeared in Flash, it'd be pure CGI instead of just having Burt Ward reprise the role.

[captainsophiestark]

💕 self-love time! talk about which ones of YOUR creations (edits, artworks, fanfics) you like the most then send to other creators to do the same 💕

TORIIIII I love you so much 😭❤️❤️

It's honestly hard for me to pick, because I've genuinely enjoyed writing so many of them (even if they weren't my best work), but I decided to go with a top 3 (in random order)

Peony (Peggysous)

This is a fic I wrote for the first Peggysous Week (back in 2020!!) and I think it was semi-recently after I first watched Endgame and was SO MAD with the scene at the end with Steve and Peggy that I decided to take the chance to write something that still fit with Marvel's new established canon and didn't break up my otp 😂 I'm still super happy with how it turned out, and I think it's a sweet and heartfelt fic that I really enjoyed writing (so thank you for enabling me to lmao)

2. The Undead Scourge (The Originals x Harry Potter)

This I'm pretty sure was born out of a one-off Wattpad comment on a longer story I've written there that's not on Tumblr, something along the lines of "I wonder how the Mikaelsons would react to Rita Skeeter's anti-vampire article" and I decided that was a very fun and funny prompt and made this lol. I still enjoy rereading this one and it feels like such a random crossover but it was super fun to write and at least in my opinion is super fun to read

3. The Dread Pirate Roberts (Westley (Princess Bride) x Reader)

This is one of my newest fics that I wrote for the Year of Themed Creation (it's my March entry) but I just had SO much fun writing it (clearly there's a theme in what makes something a favorite for me lol). I've loved The Princess Bride since I was a kid and Westley was one of my OG childhood crushes, so getting to write a fun story set in that world that includes story-typical epic romance with Westley (especially when there's not a lot of that out there for him) was great, and I think it turned out pretty good too

Going back through all my old works really made me smile (most of the time) while I was doing this positivity boost, so thank you Tori!! It was a really fun challenge, and it made me fall back in love with some of my old writing, which is always a much-needed nice feeling. Tagging some mutuals, but any writers or creators who see this, PLEASE do it! Gotta spread the creator self-love 😄❤️

No pressure tags: @ghostofskywalker (I saw somebody already re-sent this to you but I don't care, I wanna see at least one more honorable mention if you're up for it ❤️) @arttheclown-coveredinblood @hellotvshowtrash @auroracalisto @space-helen @madame-fear @startrekkingaroundasgard @oonajaeadira @valkyriepirate

[the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever]

round 2, part b

[byneddiedingo]

Paul Robeson, Irene Dunne, Hattie McDaniel, and Helen Morgan in Show Boat (James Whale, 1936)

Cast: Irene Dunne, Allan Jones, Charles Winninger, Paul Robeson, Helen Morgan, Helen Westley, Queenie Smith, Sammy White, Donald Cook, Hattie McDaniel. Screenplay: Oscar Hammerstein II, based on his stage musical play from a novel by Edna Ferber. Cinematography: John J. Mescall. Art direction: Charles D. Hall. Film editing: Bernard W. Burton, Ted J. Kent. Music: Jerome Kern, Oscar Hammerstein II (lyrics), P.G. Wodehouse (lyrics), Robert Russell Bennett (incidental music). 

Productions of Show Boat over the years are almost a barometer of the changes in racial attitudes. In the original 1927 Broadway production, for example, the opening song, "Cotton Blossom," sung by dock workers, contained the line "N------s all work on the Mississippi." The 1936 film changed the offensive word to "Darkies," which today is not much less offensive, so contemporary performances usually change the line to "Here we all work on the Mississippi." Today, we wince when Irene Dunne as Magnolia appears in blackface to sing "Gallivantin' Aroun'," a number created for the film, and we have to acknowledge that minstrelsy was still prevalent well into the mid-20th century. But Show Boat also presents structural problems. It is front-loaded with its best Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II songs: In the original production, "Make Believe," "Ol' Man River," "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man," "Life Upon the Wicked Stage," and "You Are Love" all appear in Act I, leaving only "Why Do I Love You?" and "Bill" for Act II, among reprises of some of the other songs plus some oldies like "After the Ball." The film doesn't solve that problem: In fact, it omits "Life Upon the Wicked Stage" and "Why Do I Love You?" entirely, except as background music. It replaces them with a few new songs, including "I Have the Room Above You," a duet for Magnolia and Gaylord Ravenal (Allan Jones), and "Ah Still Suits Me," a somewhat too racially stereotyped duet for Joe (Paul Robeson) and Queenie (Hattie McDaniel), but they're still part of the first half of the film. And the plot seems to dwindle off into anticlimax after Gaylord leaves Magnolia. But James Whale's film version is one of the most successful translations of an admittedly imperfect stage musical to the screen. One reason is that it gives us a chance to see two legendary performers, Paul Robeson and Helen Morgan. Robeson's version of "Ol' Man River" is not only splendidly sung, but Whale also gives it a magnificent staging, beautifully filmed by John J. Mescall, that emphasizes the backbreaking toil that Robeson's Joe sings about. Morgan's performance as Julie makes me wish that Kern and Hammerstein had given her more songs, but her "Bill" is extraordinarily touching, and "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" becomes, after her introduction, a lively ensemble number for her, Dunne, McDaniel, and Robeson. It's also good to see McDaniel in a role that gives her a chance to sing -- she began her career as a singer. Too bad that Queenie's big number, "Queenie's Ballyhoo," was cut from the film. MGM remade Show Boat in 1951, with Kathryn Grayson as Magnolia, Howard Keel as Gaylord, and Ava Gardner as Julie, under the direction of George Sidney. Lena Horne wanted to play Julie, but the studio chickened out, fearing the reaction in the South. (Gardner's singing was dubbed by Annette Warren.) MGM also tried to suppress the 1936 film, which is vastly superior. Fortunately, it failed.

[lilacchao]

trick or treat!! :3c

you have been assigned the helen, a humorous unit of measure invented by isaac asimov (he claimed in the 40s, but only published it in 1992) to measure beauty

one helen is enough beauty to launch a thousand ships, as per the tragical history of doctor faustus: "Was this the face that launch'd a thousand ships / And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?"

in turn, the millihelen is enough beauty to launch a single ship, and helen of troy herself actually launched 1,186 ships according to the iliad for a total of 1.186 helens of beauty

according to other writers, negative helens refer to ships beached, an attohelen is enough beauty to light a cigarette while strolling past a shipyard, a terahelen (one quadrillion greek warships!) would have a serious impact on the future of the galaxy, and westley of the princess bride has a beauty of four millihelens (as four ships were apparently promised to help find him)

[ccandd96]

This brand-new book is the perfect thing to pick up to cap off summer! Scars Publications just released the Down in the Dirt‘s May-August 2024 issue collection book “A Library of Collaboration”! This 422-page volume is a great way to stock up on issues if you didn’t buy all of the issues making this a GREAT deal! A listing of all the contributors and titles is available at Scars online, and authors are also listed in the description now online through Amazon throughout the U.S. and Canada. They can also be ordered in the U.K., all of Europe, and even Japan and Australia!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBDBH1HK

https://scars.tv/2024May-August-issue-collection-book/A_Library_of_Collaboration.htm

The contributors to this book (of writing and art) include A.R. Williams, Alan Ford, Alexandra Dark, Angela Carrozza, Anthony Thomas Voglino, April Fikstad, April Goodwin, Bill Tope, Binod Dawadi, Brenda Mox, Brian Beatty, Brian Connelly, Cailey Tin, Cameron D. Alexander, Camille Akers, Chitralekha Hore, Christopher Strople, Ciara M. Blecka, Clarence Allan Ebert, Clive Aaron Gill, Corey Smith, Corey Villas, Daniel de Culla, David J Tate, David Sapp, David Sowards, Debra Wilson Frank, Devin Sparkman, Dick Yaeger, Donald Reed Greenwood, Dorthy LaVern McCarthy, Doug Hawley, Douglas Young, Dr. Adyasha Acharya, Drew Marshall, DS Maolalai, Duane Anderson, Edward Michael O’Durr Supranowicz, Eleanor Leonne Bennett, Elena Botts, Eric Brown, Erik Priedkalns, George Beckerman, Gil Hoy, Greg Beckman, Hannah Ferris, Hasan Chaudhry, Helen Bird, Holly Day, Isabel G. de Diego, J. Ray Paradiso, Jackie Bayless, Jake C. Elliott, James Bates, James Nelli, Janet Kuypers, Jerry Guarino, Joan Mach, John F. McMullen, John Farquhar Young, John Grey, John Riebow, John Zedolik, Joy Myers, June Wolfman, Justine Fleming, Kassan Jahmal Kassim, Katarina Pavicic-Ivelja, Ken Weiss, Kris Green, Kyle Hemmings, Kyle Trenka, L. Sydney Abel, Latoya Kidd, Laura Bota, Lee Hammerschmidt, Madelyne Timmons, Mark Pearce, Mark Wolters, Marvin Reif, Matthew McAyeal, Megan Mealor, Michael Gigandet, Mike Rader, Mykyta Ryzhykh, Norm Hudson, Oleksandr Gorpynich, Olivia G. Benson, Olivier Schopfer, Paul Stansbury, R.T. Castleberry, Raha.M, ReLand, Richard K. Williams, Ronald Hernandez, Roseann Bauer, Rowan Tate, Roy N. Mason, Rykard Plaque, Salvatore Folisi, Sandip Saha, Sarah Das Gupta, Scott Taylor, Sean Meggeson, Shawn McMichael, Shontay Luna, Simon Kaeppeli, Steevie Karnes, Sterling Warner, Steven Grogan, Susie Gharib, Terry Sanville, Tom Ball, Toney Dimos, Tony Covatta, Vern Fein, and Westley Heine.

https://www.facebook.com/janetkuypers/posts/pfbid02X79WiLxMhVQRAjyUJdASt2iJ2LHeLrvTuYK2i1RmvSVzDMBcK7cPwCQbxzY67dkwl