#Hedonist

[everyones-bean19]

God I was such a blubbery mess. I was so full and drunk... I could barely sit up properly. Also LOOOK AT MY STRETCH MAAARKS ON MY LOVE HANDLES!!!!

Also how much deeper can I go into this mattress damn.

[nicheguides]

What to Bring to a Hedonist’s Funeral

dont be *that* guy! know your decorum when honoring the passing of a legend who dedicated their life to the pursuit of pleasure

[stackedlikeflapjacks]

Burp* I’m just a little bloated…

[thatfattytoni]

Rounding out

[narcissistichedonist]

well my darling doll, it seems you've made your choice, i couldn't help but tease you a little longer, but now you can listen to me whisper those depravities into your ear

so you want me to ruin you ? you silly little thing, it's already begun. but tell me darling, do you want to be my favourite ? because favourites - well, they never recover...

[secr3treveal3d]

what made you interested in making other people gain weight

My soul. I came back to this planet to experience a hedonistic life, & to help those who seek the transformation of their vessel.

[hedonistmisspiggy]

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity

[sorrowsofsilence]

“I love the look on your face when i’m tempting you, this is a part of me you begged to let you see.” - hedonist

[stackedlikeflapjacks]

God what a fucking glutton

[girlbloggerinterrupted222]

[kurvvykirby]

[femmemistique]

winter lady

[geraldofallon]

Attributes, Qualities, Quirks

Hedonist

[imflabby]

My wife suggested I use this photo so you could all see my double chin...

Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving, I know I did.

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[organized----chaos]

Where you listening to me or looking at the woman in the red dress?