#He's a freak and a cryptid

[enidtendo64]

More Stowaway AU

Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!

[starcurtain]

I don't post about it often, but my favorite brand of Wriolette is definitely:

Despite being however many centuries old, Neuvillette still has significant dysphoria about being in a human body and doesn't think himself even capable of physically doing things the way humans do, so when he starts experiencing attraction to Wriothesley for the first time he's just like

"Oh dear."

But maybe Traveler is right? Maybe Sigewinne is right? Maybe it's time to truly start living the life he's been born into? This is his body, racing heart and trembling, drippy palms and all, and maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing to just... give it a go?

His mind is made up. Neuvillette is going to express his interest to Wriothesley in a mature, respectable, and perfectly normal manner!

But, ah... how?

Meanwhile, Wriothesley is growing ever more confused at Neuvillette's odd behavior by the day, but like... it's an endeared sort of confusion. Dragons are just kinda weird like this; it's all perfectly logical. Neuvillette has Wriothesley's unwavering support even if he does keep swimming down to the Fortress of Meropide in his full suit and cravat at 5am in the mornings and scaring the shit out of the morning shift gardes.

Wait. Wait. Run it by Wriothesley again--Neuvillette wants to what--?! The consent can only be described as enthusiastic.

Still, the ultimate takeaway is that Neuvillette doesn't just learn how to love a human, but also learns how to love himself, the strange vishap in smooth human skin that he's become.

[nemuizerii]

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

theatrical blue elf meets theatrical green elf. to the horror of their team leaders.

(are they flirting or just being full of themselves? yes.)

[hana-bobo-finch]

(Once again I come with an ask regarding Finch's opinion regarding topics he most likely has never thought much about:)

Since you've been reading about bug anatomy lately--do you think that Finch would appreciate the intricate beauty of hydraulic compression in arachnid locomotion, or would he consider the mightier elastic connective tissues of larger spiders the superior option? This could show a lot about who he is as a person

excellent question! Finch himself had created a giant arachnid to boss around his freaky little gopher creatures and she was created with hydraulic compression, so:

[naamahdarling]

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[puppetmaster13u]

My take on @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au, specifically the designs lol. Technically a first rendition and might change (and of course it's not all of them seeing as there'd be others like Nightwing or Red Hood lol)

[phoenixcatch7]

Why can't we have a batman is the spirit of Gotham au?

He already is, in meta, in character, in theming. Him and the joker. He is so very built upon what Gotham is made of, and Gotham builds from what he needs in turn, the setting of his story.

What if that is the reason he can take damage that would permanently ruin a physical career and come back? What if that's how he's managed to maintain his no-kill streak to such an extent? What if that's how he manages to maintain such high maintenance and all consuming identities?

For the heart and soul of a city containing all extremes, the richest nobility and the lowest of the poor, the cruellest villains and the most compassionate heroes, orphaned children and ancient lineages, a city rooted in fear and madness and grit-teeth determination and hard won kindness, what better choice could you find than Bruce Wayne?

But what if he wasn't alone in that? What if Gotham has sunk to such a low because its spirit is damaged and corrupted?

For the heart and soul of the cruellest city in the dc universe, the most unrelenting and uncaring, the one that practically laughs at your pain and suffering as you try to make it through another day, what better choice than the Joker?

[perilouspage]

today's my partner and i's anniversary. we've been together for 8 years. i asked him yesterday if he matches my freak and he said "im not sure i know the depths of your freak"

[afunky-jester]

Cryptid Henry kicking Liam like how kangaroos kick each other but Liam is still a regular ol human so he just gets flung into a tree full force

[disastercyborgecho]

Anakin / Padme and Audrey / Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) have the same dynamic no i will not elaborate

[sailornasa]

recently told a friend of mine who has never touched tumblr about various tumblr tall tales, starting with some of the classic fakeposts like acephobic warm milk, and worked up to chatting about the muppet joker. he has been CAPTIVATED by kermit ever since and has been reading every post on his page for two days now, he's never ingested anything like this before, and his childlike wonder is invigorating

[talentforlying]

[ that art you rbed has me thinking. did you talk once about a hc that there's something slightly Off about john's eyes or did i dream that. because if so: BARKING WITH DELIGHT. ]

YES I ABSOLUTELY DID!! basically i headcanon that, since the demon blood received from nergal 35 years ago has been able to integrate so thoroughly with constantine's system that his blood is now classified as a unique demon-human hybrid (blows a kiss to city of demons), it's also created a few other odd physical distinctions as well!

this includes the development of a tapetum lucidum, an additional reflective layer in the choroid of the eye. it's what cats have that makes their eyes reflect light in the dark, and it lets constantine see better in the dark. he DEFINITELY doesn't know that he has it, he just knows that he's got superb vision for a 70 year old guy & that people get freaked out when he lurks in the shadows, and he has refused to investigate any further than that.

so yeah, his eyes glow in the dark! i picture it more like this (jumpscare warning for large staring cat) than the ringed heterochromia that legend & icon ratblazer draws him with, but the effect is very much the same. / @nightmarecountry

[sophiethewitch1]

www reader "of course i follow dick grayson's cereal review Instagram" not-wayne

[to-the-batcomputer]

cop described batman's outfit as "nancy." well

[formulatrash]

Hazel, I just had my prescription glasses after months of being semi blind-ish (I preferred not seeing how clearly ugly the world is) and the first thing I noticed is Oscar’s HAIRY legs. This is a shocking discovery for me. Nothing, absolutely nothing, on his baby face suggests that he is actually a hairy young man. Even his arms are hairy as fuck? The fuq? It’s giving mismatch. He has hairrryy legs. I zoomed on them chicken legs and they are hairy as fuckkkkk. 😭✋🏾

you probably didn't mean this ask to give me horrendous dysphoria about my own body hair but for the love of god could we for 10 seconds pretend that we understand humans are mammals and body hair is normal