#He's a bounty hunter

[heyhollow]

PUBLIC DOMAIN RAT

[syn0vial]

yes, yes, boba fett finds it strange and uncomfortable when people can see his face and this is one of the major reasons he almost never removes his helmet (in the expanded universe anyway), but another factor that i think isn't explored nearly enough is just how much his helmet shapes how he sees the world. it grants him 360° vision, lets him interface with his weapon systems and slave I, and automatically dampens loud noises and dims bright lights. imagine going through the vast majority of your life seeing the world through that lens and then suddenly taking it away. removing his helmet for any significant length of time likely isn't just uncomfortable for him but downright disorienting.

[diamondcitydarlin]

"You're gonna tell me where the hideout is, aren't you?"

Resident Evil 4&8 Western AU

[binkusdinkus]

He has rabbies

+ extra doodles for the AU

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny at a Bar: Hello.

Dick turning around on the bar stole: Hi!

Danny: Are you the most wanted man I'm looking for?

Dick smiling: That line usually works?

Danny, holding up a wanted poster from the ghost zone: Not a pickup line. You're under arrest.

Dick: What?

Danny: You have the right to a peaceful death. Everything you are can and will be used against you. You will have court before the King in three days. Get in the bag.

[liauditore]

how many belts and buckles does she need someone save me.

[arthursfuckinghat]

I'm at that part of chapter three my friends, so let me be a reminder that Colm O'Driscoll's plan to lure in Dutch after taking Arthur failed because nobody came looking for him.

He would have died being held captive any longer, he barely escaped.

The gang did not come for Arthur.

[flambo19]

Stellaron Hunter Game Night 🎮

[thereweredragonshere]

Buff Astrid is the objectively correct interpretation because between her and Toothless, Hiccup has twice the scary dog privilege.

It is objectively correct. Factual even. This is literal evidence.

“Who are they? Oh yeah pay them no mind, they’re just there so I can go out in public without being kidnapped,”

[maomango-doodle]

Dumb and dumber

And dumbest (subjecting tumblr to my shitposts)

[shhheep]

i could really go for a kebab rn

[ddeck]

if cold blooded bounty hunter why babygirl

[binkusdinkus]

My take on Bounty hunter JD

[redbean-nom]

my cody theory for tbb s3

the legendary "boba fett" is actually like twenty different clones (including the real Boba). anyone at risk of being recognized (usually officers/arcs) can go into bounty hunting as "boba fett". it soon becomes the clone equivalent of like john doe. they share a bounty guild account (bc it uses biometric id and they're close enough to register as the same person).

"boba fett" soon develops a reputation for getting missions done 1) incredibly well and 2) incredibly fast. the fast part is because there are at least eight people all doing different bounties at any given time. the well part is because "boba fett" is an informal collective of escaped clones of particular distinction in battle.

by the time the real Boba is an adult, the "boba fett" clones have built up his bounty hunter credit score so much that he can pretty much take whatever job he wants for max rates.

[harbingersecho]

she should've been problematic at the club

[syn0vial]

funniest part about the bounty hunter wars by K.W jeter is how palpatine thinks he's screwing boba fett over by hiring him to take down the bounty hunters' guild, completely ignorant to the fact that boba is a sicko who thinks making himself public enemy #1 of every bounty hunter in the galaxy sounds like the most fun he's had in ages.

it's literally like,

palpatine: that fool boba fett doesn't know that he is but a pawn in my nefarious plot to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy. he will be completely unprepared for the torrent of violence and retribution he is about to unleash upon himself. how wonderful it is to make a creature complicit in the workings of its own destruction! >:) boba, like 2 pages later: i can't wait to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy 😊 it's going to be sooo fun when my actions unleash a torrent of violence and retribution against me 😃 can't wait!