#He has big dumbass energy and would probably eat raw chicken
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Hello! Would you try your hand at matching me with a fire emblem character from three houses? I’m a straight 20 yo woman. I’m 5’8 with dark brown eyes and hair and olive skin. I am reserved when you first meet me but then I turn into a big goof. I am very loyal and value honesty but I can be a little too stubborn at times. I love to fashion, cooking, playing video games and hiking. I thrive around people who are outgoing. Thank you and keep up the good work ❤️
I’ll do my best with what I have 👍
Your matchup is…
Sylvain!
•He used the stupidest pickup lines to get close to you. Example: “I seem to have lost my name, can I borrow yours?” Gods he’s a moron, a stupid, lovable moron
•Don’t ever cook near him, he won’t stop stealing the food before it’s done. He doesn’t even care if it’s raw chicken. If it’s within his reach, it’s going to be in his mouth
•You both like messing with Professor Byleth. Some of the things you may hear from them on a normal day:
“Who keeps stealing my pens? This isn’t a joke, I’m broke and the money is coming from the food budget”
“Why the FUCK is my desk full of pond water?”
“No, you may NOT fill your crocs with baked beans and wear them to class”
“Due to an incident involving two students, who will not be mentioned, crocs are now considered a violation of dress code”
#Sylvain#fire emblem three houses#Normally I don't write for characters I'm not familiar with but this seemed fun so I gave it a shot#Salmonella who? Sylvain don't know her#He has big dumbass energy and would probably eat raw chicken#I mean the people in fe15 ate raw flour so anything's possible
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