#He got what he deserved

[nothing-impt]

We stan unhinged murderous women <3

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Cardan, frozen, kneeling on the floor in TCP after Jude ordered him not to move for a minute:

[zackhunt3r]

Genuinely so curious about the United Healthcare CEO shooters motives, like was this guy personally affected by UHC, is this supposed to be a statement against private healthcare in general and he just started with UHC, was it a statement against capitalism in general and this CEO was the unfortunate bastard he chose to take out??

Also curious if he does get caught and it goes to trial, will a jury even find him guilty and will they even be able to get an unbiased jury??

[thepinkpestilence]

Breaking Bad/Paul Delaroche-The Execution of Lady Jane Grey

[stardustamaryllis78]

You caught the Golden Snitch! 150 points to Gryffindor!

[archinii]

Who knew snakes could survive the snow?

Too bad they can't survive bullets.

[seleneprince]

Hear me out

With the growing popularity of transmigration webtoons, I assume we've all read those ones about a random girl or fan reincarnating in the villainess' body and changing the original plot completely, and often finding out the villainess wasn't so bad and the MC was the real enemy all along.

I'm obsessed with that trope and I don't care how repetitive or predictable it gets sometimes, it fuels me. It gives me life. And since I recently started to re-read The Remarried Empress on webtoon (i'm following I Abdicate my Title as Empress now and the nostalgia hit me), I had an idea I can't stop thinking about. Well, two ideas:

A fierce fan of The Remarried Empress dying in an accident or falling into a coma, I don't care, and reincarnating in Rasha's body, right when's she found by Emperor Sovieshu on the trap. She's a BIG supporter of Navier and hates Sovieshu with passion, blaming him for everything. Her opinion on Rasha is the same as the average fans...until she experiences the girl's trauma and hardships herself, and realizes that there's more depth in the unfamous webtoon villainess than she thought. Despite her new identity and knowing most of the plot, she cannot bring herself to stay away from Navier and show her adoration for the Empress, acting like a fangirl whenever she sees her or hears about her. She helps push all the strings to guarantee Navier and Heinrey's love story to shail, because even though she wants her close, she wants Navier to have the happy life she deserves.

Or the original Rashta going back to the past after her death and, feeling terrible for what she did, vows to not commit the same mistakes again and decides to do her best to help Navier from the distance whenever the Emperor fucks up. She doesn't want to be empress, just have a cozy and secure life away from slavery, so she's resolved to make Navier stay and if she has to act as a marital therapist for them so be it. She knows her position is secured with her baby, so it's not like she needs the Emperor's affection on her, just his promise to look after her (plus she resents him a lot now, so the less she interacts with him, the better).

These ideas were born out of my new found realization that Rashta, while she works amazing as a pitiful villain, her character was deeply misunderstood and forever condemned to be mocked and attacked by everyone, both in the story and the fandom. She wasn't a saint, sure. She did bad things out of selfishness and purposedly went against Navier to steal her place, and I was satisfied with the ending she got. But most of the flaws that made her so annoying for the fans are actually reasonable within her character's past. Rashta was sold as a slave by her own father when she was a child, placed in a house with masters that abused her and treated her like trash simply for existing (Lotteshu even gave her a dead baby to let her believe it was the one she lost, how the fuck no one talks more about it?). Then, she escapes and the Emperor saves her, showering her in affection and riches and promising her a fairytale love story. She think she's safe, that she can finally be happy, but Lotteshu re appears and begins to blackmail her, and then turns out the Emperor doesn't love her but wants to the heir she can give him. Ergi is her only friend in court apparently, but he's manipulating her from the beginning and eventually betrays her. And Rashta wasn't purposedly rude to Navier at first, the girl was illiterate and knew nothing about etiquette, but she admired Navier and wanted to be close to her, but Navier assumed she was mocking her instead. And Sovieshy obviously never helped this situation.

I want to see a story where Rashta's traumatic past is properly explored instead of showing it as side information, and she gets the development she should have had. And what better way than with a reincarnation story? At least in my opinion

Anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk lmao

[rvllybllply2014]

Thank you Oscar Tully. Spoilers under the cut.

Canon era au

All I can think about now is Willem being dead and having to watch Davos fall completely and totally in love with Aeron.He is kind of okay with Davos loving a man since he thinks it’s a phase, he’s always been seen with female whores, so no worries there on if he’ll be able to perform his marital duties. But the man is a fucking Bracken? He can’t have that. Willem didn’t kill Jerrell Bracken as a boy for nothing.

Willem just has to spend the rest of eternity (about 60 years) watching Davos refuse women only to run away with Aeron. He thinks it is will be okay once Davos and Aeron start arguing, but he doesn’t realize that they’re freaks who get off on arguing. When Davos finally dies he gets sent to the old gods heaven, fortunately for Davos he’s already dead so his uncle can’t kill him and he knows Aeron is still praying for them to be reunited after he dies. Willem doesn’t know that so he yells at Davos until Aeron dies, it only took a couple of days for Aeron to give up on life.

Aeron gets to pick up Davos, well the part of him that loves him, and take him to his version of the sevens heaven. But Aeron does get to yell at Willem for not supporting Aegon and trying to poison Davos against him, just for being a Bracken. It’s only as Aeron goes to hit Willem that Davos stops him telling him it’s not worth it and the stranger is here to pick them up.

[fluffybees33391]

Thanks Vander

[izmagicallulu]

"I washed the Galaxy clean of you" - Luminara Thavi

[epifaniacintilante]

Teeth (2007)

[extinct-fish]

Goretober Day 13: Sliced

Karma is a bitch, Shuji.

There has only been one who betrayed the trust of the heart eater. The betrayal wrought upon the deathly god had incurred a wrath so great, one so vile that those who witness this remove their own lives as offering for his peace. The traitor had been fileted like a fish before others, but to be fair, the fucker deserved it.

[electrostul]

based on this by @draw-the-squad-like-this

[sohannabarberaesque]

Poetry Corner

There's something certain to be said about Yogi Bear seeking out coffee among the campers of Jellystone Park, despite precautions to keep food out of ursine reach (and repeated warnings to Yogi against so perpetuating such a "noisome habit" to begin with)--only to wind up getting some grain- and/or vegetable-based Kaffe-Ersatz whose taste sees Yogi go into the spit-gag routine for in response.

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[shadowsageingempress]

Part seven of my Evangelion memes