#He doesn't want a second Beren and Luthien and he knows Celebrian already walks Valinor so he's panicking

[braxix]

Elrond goes to Mandos to petition for the return of his family. Namo takes one look at him and just starts shoving whatever souls that Elrond could possibly care about at him.

[mamwieleimion]

It makes total sense, good sir. But! Hear me out.

What if, the Ainur (all of them baring the corrupted ones, and those just have an obsession) just had a soft spot for their really young cousins from Melian. And like, what do you mean we can't spoil them even a little bitty? They are so small and young!

And oh no, Luthien, baby cousin why are you crying? Is he the one? Alright, I will make you a deal, alright love?

And oh no, that's Elrond, and he's the youngest and the baby of the Ainur and no, no no! We can't have a repeat of Luthien!

And so it goes something like that. It's a crack fic. But it's so good.

Elrond goes to Mandos to petition for the return of his family. Namo takes one look at him and just starts shoving whatever souls that Elrond could possibly care about at him.