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The Joker x Reader - “John Wick” Part 2
Y/N left The Organization 3 years ago for the one reason strong enough to make her settle down: love. But after tragedy crushed her to pieces, she decided to leave The Joker and seek refuge with an old friend and mentor - John Wick. Needless to say The King of Gotham can’t accept his wife running away without a word, especially since he didn’t have a chance to tell her things she might want to hear.
Part 1 Part 3
2 Days Later
You walk down on Cherry Lane Street when you lastly get to your destination: the homeless guy begging for change in front of the fence surrounding Yellow Star bus station. You take out your empty vial and a gold coin from your pocket, dropping them in his cup; might as well take advantage of your numerous resources while visiting the area.
“God bless, miss!” the man rattles the container and you whisper:
“I need a refill for this medication from Dr. Wong.”
“Give us one hour,” he replies in a low tone, then louder. “Thank you, miss! God bless!”
So many people around and nobody notices the courier on a bike swiftly retrieving the ampule from the bum’s fingers.
You start walking away, willing to kill some time until your order is ready: it’s a nice morning and it would be better to wait than drive back to John’s house. In the matter of fact, one of your favorite coffee shops in town is just three blocks further and you have to admit you’ve missed the place. Maybe your gracious host wants something too; better call and find out.
“Hello?” he picks up immediately.
“Hi, I’m going to Kavarna. Should I bring you a drink?”
“Oh, absolutely. Large espresso, quadruple shot.”
“You mean heart attack?”
Jonathan laughs, confirming his strong refreshment.
“Yes, I think that’s the other name for it.”
“Suit yourself,” you lift your shoulders up. “I will become a legend by effortlessly killing Baba Yaga. You don’t have a bounty on your head, do you? I can collect the money also.”
“Nope, no bounty,” he informs, amused at your statement.
“Damn… I’m disappointed Mister Wick, but I will still deliver your coffee because we’re friends,” you decide to be lenient.
“I appreciate your effort,” John smirks and Y/N huffs at his cheekiness.
“It will cost you 3 gold coins!”
“Three?! That’s a rip off,” the complaint follows.
“I had to eat your chicken Alfredo so you owe me,” the reminder makes him snicker.
“Fair enough,” he stretches on the couch and rolls his eyes when the doorbell suddenly rings. “Later,” Jonathan cuts it short, wondering who the heck is bothering him this early in the day.
“Byeeee,” you hang up, continuing your promenade towards 87th Avenue.
“Coming!!!!” he yells since the doorbell is obnoxiously pressed over and over again. “I said I’m coming!” John hurries and yanks at the nob, surprised to see your husband as soon as the door is opened. “Mister J,” he sort of greets the uninvited guest.
“Wick,” The Joker sucks on his teeth, barging in the next second. “Is my wife here?” he eyeballs the living room, completely worn out after the recent sleepless nights.
“No,” the simple response is ignored.
“This is my fifth stop in two days,” J emphasizes his unfruitful quest. “I’m a man of many tricks, yet it’s not easy to find her. Do you mind if I take a look around?” your spouse pretends to be polite while stomping up the stairs, not that he got an OK from the owner of the house.
“Yes, I do mind!” John frowns, closely pursuing The King of Gotham.
“That’s too bad, Wick! Call the cops then!” The Joker barks, glancing throughout the 4 bedrooms upstairs. There’s no trace of Y/N and he descends the staircase, remembering there are 3 more bedrooms on the ground level. “She didn’t contact you at all?” he inquires and freezes when the first inspected room reveals a familiar sight adorning the nightstand: a small shrine containing Kase’s framed picture, a folded blue onesie and the tiniest pair of socks.
J approaches the cherished tokens, annoyed at your friend’s stunt.
“She’s not here, hm?!” his clenched jaw makes it difficult to articulate the words.
“She’s not!” John insinuates the obvious, apparently unconcerned by The Joker’s escalating temper. But that’s only on the surface because he knows what your husband is capable of: in his case it never takes more than a push for a total mood switch.
“Don’t play games with me, Wick!! She’s hiding right here!”
“She’s not hiding! If she was, you’d never find her. You were expected to show up: like I said, Y/N is not hiding! You ask if she’s here and she’s not home. Frankly, Mister J, I don’t remember ever trespassing on your property!”
The Clown Prince of Crime stands in the middle of the room with his mouth opened, appalled he’s being lectured.
“You have some nerve, Wick!” he shrieks, struggling not to snap at Jonathan’s honest remarks. “I’m prepared to overlook the outburst with one condition: don’t text her I arrived. I presume you have her new number?...“
***************
After one hour and a half
“Jonathan, I got your coffee!” you enter the empty kitchen, yet there’s no trace of him. “John?” you set the cup on the counter and turn around at the husky intonation:
“He’s in the courtyard.”
You glare at The Joker with mixed feelings; the only ones he can actually read are hate and disgust.
“What do you want?” Y/N sneers.
He’s more than displeased at your bitterness after tracking you down for days: it would be really nice for you to show some gratitude. Unfortunately, that’s not how things work.
“Is that how you address your partner?!”
“Ex-partner!” you persist and J has to say it:
“I wasn’t aware we divorced!”
“I thought my message was clear,” you interrupt his nonsense before it spirals out of control.
“You left without giving me instructions on what to do with the baby stuff,” your estranged spouse grumbles.
“I told you to do whatever you want with the items I left behind!”
“Meaning?!” he shouts, exasperated.
“Donate them, burn them, put them in the garbage. I don’t care! If you’re confused, request help from your girlfriend! I’m certain she’ll be more than happy to oblige!”
The Joker would normally lose it at this point, however there’s something distracting him from going entirely bonkers.
“My what?!...”
“Your mistress, J ! The woman you’ve been dating! Or are you going to play stupid and deny it? I saw you, ok? So don’t even try your sneaky ways! I’m not five years old!! And definitely not an idiot!” you lash out since you have plenty to mention on the subject. “Is that why you didn’t…” and your voice breaks, “… drive Kase to the Penthouse? Because you had a meeting with her?...”
The King of Gotham has no idea what to do with all the accusations thrown at him; it’s obvious no matter what he utters it’s going to fail.
“I don’t have a mistress, alright?!” his index finger goes straight up in the air.
“Then what were you doing at that woman’s house? Was she polishing your gun?!”
To his own amazement, J has to recollect from your criticism the best way he knows how:
“Nobody’s been polishing my gun!”
Your ears are ringing from the outrage building up in your heart, that’s why you barely discern what he’s pronouncing.
“Murderer…” you mumble and that’s enough to stop his defensive rampage: a plain word that’s been used to describe him a million times, yet it never came from Y/N and not with such a heavy connotation. “You…you were supposed to bring my son home in a car… instead he was brought to me in a coffin… O-only three weeks old…”
The Joker would love to retaliate but you’re crying so hard the only sentence coming out is very far from his intended resentment:
“I know I should’ve driven the car… I didn’t… and I can’t take it back. I also know you tried to kill me; I was pretending to be asleep. If you detest me so much, why didn’t you pull the trigger? It was impossible to miss two inches away from my face.”
The lack of an explanation gives J a nudge in the appropriate direction:
“Do you know why I didn’t react at all? I trusted you wouldn’t do it.”
You keep on wiping your tears and John slides the patio door, apologizing in his own residence.
“Umm…Sorry to intrude: someone just tossed this over the fence,” he shows the couple a piece of paper. “Everything good?” he scans the premises since the tense atmosphere worries him, especially Y/N struggling to regain her composure.
“What’s with that paper?” The Joker growls, dismissing the question.
“It’s a message from The Bowery King, requesting a meeting at your and I quote: earliest convenience for urgent business.”
“Urgent business?...” you repeat, sniffling. “Regarding?...”
“It doesn’t specify,” Jonathan hands you the missive and you’re intrigued.
“He never summons anybody unless it’s important… I’m going,” you decide on the spot, jiggling the keys from your car.
“I’m coming too,” J offers to accompany his distressed wife.
“I’m going alone!” you circle around him and the obnoxious comment annoys an already upset Y/N.
“Fine, but I’m coming with you.”
*************
“Please, take a seat,” the man extends his left arm towards the two chairs located in front of his desk. “I was hoping Mister Joker would join us,” he intertwines his fingers while maintaining a calm smile.
“Can you please tell me why I’m here?” you finally speak after not making a sound the whole trip; you found it useless to launch a conversation: the confinement of a car was overwhelming when your undesired escort couldn’t probably wait for a second chance to fight.
“Of course,” the grin widens. “Though I’m afraid I must open a can of worms; I urge you to acknowledge it’s necessary in order to enlighten the mystery of this gathering. No objections? Awesome,” he wiggles in his beat up recliner, delighted to initiate his debriefing. “Mister Joker, is it true that in the past 6 months you’ve been frequenting a certain establishment belonging to a Miss Evelyn Black?”
“Excuse me?” J leans over the desk and you close your eyes, sickened at the already bad vibe given from the strange situation.
“Sir, please keep in mind I am not a judge and I mean no disrespect,” The Bowery King lifts his arms in surrender. “I am merely trying to aid and I swear it with all make sense in the end. So, Mister Joker, did you or did you not?”
Your husband puckers his lips, muttering mostly to himself.
“Yeah.”
“And are you aware Miss Black accommodates a lot of gentlemen with her busy schedule?”
“Is that her name?” you finally growl, numbness taking over. “Six months?” you don’t give J an opportunity to reply to your first inquiry. “You started seeing that woman six months ago?! When I was pregnant with our son?!” the angered wife is slowly transforming into the person she was before leaving the organization and The Bowery King is relying on it. “Did the sight of me carrying our baby gross you out??!!”
“What?!” The Joker snaps. “What are you talking about?! You didn’t gross me out! How dare you meddling in my private affairs?!” J counterattacks the man’s statement, feeling cornered from both sides. “Who do you think you are, hm?!”
“I didn’t blame you for anything Mister Joker,” the devious individual affirms. “Like I said, I’m no judge.”
“Then what’s the point of this charade?” your spouse yells and it’s a great relief humiliation can’t be measured because you probably surpassed the threshold.
“Did you know that Magnus Stonnenberg is one of her passionate admirers?” The King’s revelation drops the hint and your body instantly stiffens.
“No! Why the hell should I care?!” J yells, unable to control his disposition after what he perceives to be a despicable insult.
“Magnus… Magnus was just declared ex-communicado two days ago,” you disclose, puzzled. “I was at the Continental when it happened: he killed Anuscka Volovdya on hotel’s ground.”
“He sure did,” the man agrees. “Do you know why?”
“If you don’t quit this show, I’m gonna blow your brains out! I don’t care I’m on your territory!” The Joker’s psychotic gaze underlines the threat he’s ready to fulfill; the Soup Kitchen owner takes a deep breath, rushing towards the conclusion.
“Magnus Stonnenberg is a very jealous man, Mister Joker. Maybe he didn’t like the fact you were spending so much time with the lady he adores; he might have even thought you’re her new favorite. There were…” and The Bowery King pauses,”…reported instances when he allegedly attacked, wounded or even killed men that got too close to Miss Black.”
“And how the fuck is this relevant to me?!” your husband is preparing to jump over the desk and squeeze the life out of your insolent host.
“If I may be brutally blunt, sir,” The Bowery King accentuates each term, “you’re a man nobody likes to mess with. So maybe instead of a face to face confrontation, Stonnenberg might have chosen a different approach: if you took something he loved from him, maybe he took something you loved from you?”
“What are you saying?” you ask, perplexed. “He was involved in the car crash that killed my baby?!”
The Joker momentarily forgot his indignation since he can’t believe the sentences pouring out of the man comfortably resting in the recliner.
“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying,” The Bowery King smirks. “There’s only one important detail though: your son was removed from the car before it was smashed to pieces.”
J gasps and you cover your mouth with shaky fingers, sobbing at the unexpected revelation.
“My… my son’s alive??!!”
“This is what I managed to find out from my sources: Magnus plotted for a while, waiting for the perfect occasion to strike. The opportunity arose when your child was send home in the vehicle with just one driver at the stop light on Montgomery Avenue; as you know the area is pretty much abandoned. The driver might have thought it was safe to take a deserted route, yet it was Stonnenberg’s chance to strike. It’s not hard to kill one chauffeur, remove a three weeks old from his car seat and replace him with God knows what. It’s not hard if you have accomplices also.”
You’re becoming increasingly agitated and The Joker’s intimidating silence prompts last bits of information.
“It seems Anuscka Volovdya was one of Magnus’s main conspirators. When he didn’t pay her the promised price, she menaced to jeopardize the entire operation. Two days ago at the Continental, Anuscka found out you were there and she planned to confess. Magnus couldn’t have that happen so he executed her even if that resulted in him being declared ex-communicado. I assume it’s better to have your revenge no matter the consequences, if the final result is the same: you’ll never know your son didn’t die in the car accident.”
“Are you sure Kase is still alive? Where is he?” Y/N whispers in disbelief.
“Not sure, but I’m working on finding out as we speak,” The Bowery King reassures and you abruptly stand up from your chair, deciding it’s time to bail.
“Thank you very much! Spare no expense in finding out what really happened to my baby! I will be back with compensation,” you storm out of the room and The Joker follows, fuming at the shocking news.
“Slow down, would you?” J grabs your hand and it’s enough to make you burst. You aggressively push him away, hissing:
“This is all your fault! You couldn’t keep it in your pants and now I have no idea where our baby is! I don’t know if anybody feeds him, changes him or holds him!! Or maybe he was abandoned in a ditch to die anyway!!”
“I didn’t sleep with that woman, do you understand?! What the hell is wrong with everybody?!”
Y/N has no more tears to cry and no more endurance for lies; she has a purpose again and it doesn’t include the man she considers her ex.
You rush on the convoluted hallways, ignoring his justifications and almost bite one of The King men’s head off that is brave enough to verbalize what the rest of the crew is curious about:
“Hey Y/N, are you back?”
“YES, I AM BACK!!” the ferocious attitude makes him shrivel up while placing his rags in the locker:
“Jesus, I was just asking…” he quietly protests, glad to see you are exiting the building without further retribution.
You are the first one to get in the car and immediately lock it before J gets in.
“Hey, open up!” he knocks on the window and has to step aside when you race out of the parking lot in a frenzy.
“Are you serious?” he flares his arms around when John steadily drives up to him; your friend was patiently waiting outside since he didn’t want to intrude on the meeting.
“Need a ride?” Jonathan suggests and The Clown gets in the SUV, simmering with vexation. “What happened?” the question instigates a candid reaction:
“I fucked up.”
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