#Hazard!Hawkodile

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Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: it's time for the new beginning.

(Two days earlier promised but IDC, I got too excited to put this out already)

I'm so excited to start writing and drawing more about this story (even if I hate sitting in my desk chair for so long), so here's some references for the Frown Lords!

And now for their heights (I had to shrink Puppycorn down a bit so he isn't that accurate...)

Sit tight, because things are gonna get intense!!

And you deserve a senior discount if you remember the grandmasterfrown blog

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Настоящие русские мужики

There were more male characters than female ones ":)

Here's what I did:

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Among Us Unikitty AU Color List (and reasoning)

Red - Master Hazard (“Red like the blood and suffering of my enemies!”)

Orange - Dr. Fox (“Why not? I’m orange and therefore, it would scientifically compliment me well!”)

Yellow - Score Creeper (“Aww, last to pick again...”)

Lime - Brock (“Dude, this color’s almost like my eyes!”)

Dark Green - Hawkodile (“Dark green is hardcore.”)

Cyan - Master Pain (“Someone took dark blue and if I’m the imposter, I’m going to ghost them.”)

Dark Blue - Puppycorn (“My sister suggested it for me!”)

Purple - Master Doom (“Purple is half my aesthetic and VERY EVIL!”)

Pink - Unikitty (”I’m pink and I love pink!”)

Brown - Richard (“Brown is a nice neutral. Plus the other colors are a bit bright.”)

Black - Master Frown (“Black is the next best since SOMEONE took dark blue.”)

White - Master Papercut (“Paper colors get me in a misery causing mood!”)

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ICONS‼️ GETCHUR ICONS HEER‼️

AKA my bad attempt to mix brush textures, arcade floor backgrounds, and the Sailor Moon S laserdisc covers.

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By the amazing Cherry over on Amino! (He was doing requests :3)

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Heartache Arcade

Sorry for not having a proper cover again...hopefully these will do.

Also 1. my friend CLG is my co-editor now! Per's a master at finding grammar mistakes even I miss (ex. if you want the re-edited Dawn of a New Era then it's on Amino) so per'll be helping me from now on!

And 2. I'm hoping to keep a consistent schedule so expect a new Best Frowns Forever story every Tueaday! Starting with this story...

After having some brief fun as a Frown Lord, Puppycorn already hit a massive roadblock.

"Anyone else think this job doesn't make a whole lot of sense?" he asked while meeting with his co-workers around his bedroom table, "I mean yeah, it's fun to hurt people and stuff, but if we're so good at our jobs, then won't everyone be too scared to go outside anymore? Or maybe they'll leave the kingdom!? And if they do, should we want them to because it'd be bad if they did!? What should we DO!?!?"

Unikitty wrapped an arm around him from across the table. "Calm down, little bro," she assured him, "They're not going anywhere when the rest of the world sucks too."

"The solution's easy," Grandmaster Frown added, "Try luring them in with something fun and cutesy and make them almost want to suffer!"

"Oh come on," Hawkodile objected, "Something big pops up in the kingdom out of nowhere with us openly running it? They'll know it's a trap."

"Unless they're so desperate for a break that they'll take anything that looks happy and shiny," Dr. Fox suggested, "And Master Pain was the king of cringe before Frown's birthday."

"Hey!"

"I'm saying that as a compliment! You probably still like all that kiddie junk the citizens miss anyway, so why are you complaining about no ideas?"

Unikitty flew over to her brother. "I think she's trying to say that instead of using the things you like to try being cool, you can use them to actually prove your coolness as a Frown Lord!"

"Okay," Puppycorn considered, "But I already did accident-prone skateboards and roller skates...and that spiky ballpit."

"You mean I did them and you STOLE MY CREDIT!?" Dr. Fox reminded him before Brock pushed her away.

"Okay, someone needs a timeout...and if it helps, I've had the idea for a haunted arcade for a while now. But you're not wrong about the whole obvious trap thing, so from one gamer to another; how would you make it work?"

Puppycorn thought long and hard about the possibility until it hit him like his past self running into a brick wall.

"WAIT, I've been thinking into this job too hard! Grandmaster Frown did all this to be himself again, right? So maybe instead of haunted, the games can just be really hard to beat!?"

Everyone seemed interested except for the pouting Dr. Fox.

"But if they manage to win those games, wouldn't that be the best feeling ever?"

Puppycorn hummed until he lit up again like the lightbulb popping out of his head.

"They'll only get a few tickets and we'll make the prizes super expensive!!"

"Good enough."

Grandmaster Frown rose. "Then let's get to work, people! These games will need some Frown Lord-flare, and they sure aren't gonna make themselves!"

Puppycorn and Brock were the first to follow him to Dr. Fox's lab, dedicate many long days to porting the most difficult games they could find, and even more to making their own until after countless attempts at giving up, Puppycorn finally saw all his hard work pay off and open for business.

No one saw exactly when the new building appeared in the middle of town. It was just another rainy afternoon with nothing going on until people looked at their windows to see a massive, pale gray block of an exterior with a burgandy arching roof and neon colors everywhere from behind the windows. A tall sign next to it read "Heartache Arcade" with "& Casino" under it in smaller letters, both in some of the same bright neon colors.

Most closeby citizens came to the conclusion that their tyrants set it up, but some of them approached the arcade anyway, as if to say "How are they gonna break us this time?"

When they stepped in, they were greeted by giant rooms with arcade machines, gambling tables, and brighter lights everywhere, with a large prize counter and shelves for toys and other kinds of trinkets in one corner. They couldn't believe how everything seemed so...innocent.

They split up, each walking over to a different game or observing more of the retrospective dream around them, while Frown and Puppycorn spied on them from behind an "Employees Only" door.

"C'mon..." Puppycorn whispered, "Just play the games already!"

"Give 'em a bit more time," Grandmaster Frown replied, "They'll rip themselves in half before you know it."

Puppycorn turned to the nearest citizen, Theodore, stepping up to a slot machine, which hated having them there, but the others convinced him that gambling would make things all the more entertaining to watch.

"Supreme Slots, huh?" Theodore wondered before shrugging, "Well, guess it's worth a shot."

Puppycorn wasn't too surprised when Theodore bet the little money he had and won on his first try, only to get too cocky and lose it all too fast. Grandmaster Frown had a good laugh while Puppycorn looked the other way to spot Bim-Bom wrapping a hand around the joystick for the game he was most proud of; Furious Fetch.

Bim-Bom seemed happy at first, but just when Puppycorn worried even more, she got a a little confused as to what she was playing. Did she get to the lava pits yet?, he thought, Or the bugs? She's gotta know how hard running and jumping is by now though, right?

Then he heard the Game Over music.

"What!? There's no more lives!?"

Finally, a good reaction. Puppycorn was already holding back laughs and wagging his tail watching Bim-Bom pull out another token to play again. And then another. And another until she almost reached the end of the first level.

"WAIT, jumping on them doesn't kill them either!? What gives!?"

"That's the point!" Puppycorn snickered. She clearly wanted to give up but pulled out another out coin anyway. Maybe even keep going until she didn't have any left. But as if his silent prayers were answered, Bim-Bom slipped the token into the slot and lost almost as soon as the level started that time. Screaming, she stormed off to try something else as Puppycorn lost it.

"Cut it out!" Grandmaster Frown ordered, covering a hand over Puppycorn's mouth, "The evil laughing can wait, just don't blow this for us."

Puppycorn nodded, prompting his boss let go. They continued to look around, realizing more and more citizens were getting frustrated over what they were playing. And switching to other games or slots didn't help, it only strengthened the chorus of the most mixed reactions they'd ever heard in their lives.

"These games SUCK!"

"This was all the money I haaaaaaad!!"

"I can do this, I just need ONE more coin...anyone got some?"

"At least this isn't the other stuff we've had to put up with, calm down guys!"

"Are you nuts!? This is WAY WORSE!"

Puppycorn was too proud of himself to keep the door open. He shut it to chant and dance without a care until Grandmaster Frown laid a hand where his shoulder would be.

"Huh?"

"Not bad, Pain. Consider this your first

independent accomplishment."

"Really!? Aweso-"

They jumped at the sound of a sudden crash from the back room.

"Yeah," Frown ordered, "now take care of this place before the ragequitters can."

Puppycorn proudly nodded and saluted. "I'll do my best, boss sir!"

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Some fanart by @a-s-robot with his OC Dragdog! :D

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Dawn of a New Era

After their screaming fit died down, Unikitty, Hawkodile, Richard, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Brock opened their eyes not feeling the same. Whatever reason Master Frown zapped them for, it left them with some of the old Doom Lords' items, accompanying looks, and corrupted thought and feelings. But the differences felt so good.

Master Big Frown proudly looked back down at them. His decision to combine his need for friendship and love for evildoing seemed great so far, and so already couldn't wait to start things over with them.

"Well look at you guys!" he said as he stepped closer to his transformed friends, "You're top-notch Doom Lord material already!"

Unikitty rolled her eyes. "Well it's not like you made us this way or anything," she said with a laugh.

"Now are you gonna upgrade yourself or something?" Hawkodile asked, "'Cause that look isn't gonna cut it if we want to be taken seriously."

"Yeah about that..."

Master Big Frown turned back, stepping over Master Doom's broken body and chuckling as she yelped in pain, mostly as an excuse to make up his mind on the spot. He knew he couldn't stay in his current form, especially after just deciding it was stupid and with the others were talking about him behind his back. But he instantly went with the first idea that popped into his head, more than proud of it.

"How about we start things off the same way they began last time?"

He teleported himself and his new allies to the top of his castle, rubbling his electric hands together.

"Watch and learn!" he triumphantly ordered, floating a few feet off the ground to create a stronger portal than when he was first promoted. At first glance, not much changed. But when everyone looked around enough times, they realized the kingdom was much farther below them, the castle they stood upon had more attatched to it, and the glowing around Frown's own body disappeared to reveal a much taller, spikier, and more proportionate version of himself.

"You look amazing, dude!!" Brock gasped, blinded by love, "Or should I say...new master?"

Frown blushed, trying not to laugh. "I didn't say you could be this flirty already..."

"Well," Puppycorn wondered, "if you're calling the shots now, then wouldn't that make us like...the Frown Lords?"

"And with this kind of raw power you've absorbed," Dr. Fox added, "You're way more worthy of a grandmaster title too!"

"Hey, I said I was done with the dumb names!!" Grandmaster Frown grumbled, then paused. "But I do like how those sound."

Everyone gathered closer together to discuss new plans for ruling the kingdom and making everyone miserable together, possibly even spreading sadness all around the world. Brock was especially excited, feeling the need to give Grandmaster Frown a gentle but passionate kiss on the cheek.

"Ok Frown Lords," Grandmaster Frown announced as he faced back down at the Unikingdom, "We'll need to have a nice long discussion on how we're gonna run this place together. But first..."

He raised an arm up to the sky again, with the others gleefully joining in with their own glowing hands.

"...how about a little 'test run'?"

Their wicked, united laughter and energy beams shooting across the sky already terrified citizens, but things got as worse as they feared they would when the attacks started crashing down.

When the Frown Lords finished their first tormenting test, Grandmaster Frown wrapped his arm tighter around Brock, pulling him in for another kiss on the lips. Everyone else groaned, gagged, or glanced away until the two of them pulled away with the brightest blushes on their faces. But Grandmaster Frown knew he had to be strong and set a better example in front of the others, so he turned back to the kingdom before him and put on a more menacing face again."

"We might as well go over what we're gonna do next inside," he announced, leading the way into his new tower, "maybe even some sort of end goal if anyone else is feeling ambitious tonight...

...but no matter what we decide on, I know it's gonna be great."

I know that wasn't great, and I didn't have any good drawing ideas either. But I promise the next stories will be much better!! ;D

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And now for another fanart dump! (But this time there's an animation meme too!)

These first two rule 63 pictures were made by @greenkey2311, based on the song "Please Don't Go" by Abbey Glover!

Here's the song in question:

Next are these humanized doodles by anime gamer girl:

Now, anyone remember when @hannahs-ask-blog made an "Everyday" meme? Well she did a remake and it's PHENOMENAL!!! XD

Next we have a small comic by Jake's bacon pancakes with her OC Sealstork!

Remember how Dr. Fox's missile hit some random shop in the kingdom?

And last but of course not least, this fanart by cryztalstar!!!

(Seriously I CANNOT stress enough how much I love all these gifts, y'all are SO TALENTED AND I WANNA HUG YOU THROUGH MY SCREENS AND PAY YOU BACK 💗💞💖)

Thanks again everyone, the next few chapters won't disappoint you ;D

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What happened during all these 7 years in Unikingdom [my AU]?

When Unikitty and Frown were able to send [almost] all the lords into the Void, many monsters/dangerous enemies began to come to Frowntown and Unikingdom to restore their own order there and of course overthrow the rulers, and some could even kill all the inhabitants and turn everything into darkness.

Unikitty, Frown and others certainly did not expect sudden enemies at all....

This continued for several years... These were fierce battles, in which Unikitty especially tried to fight. Of course, she was helped, but she did not want to endanger the others and therefore often fought alone.

As soon as the people breathed a sigh of relief, new enemies immediately came...

Sometimes Unikitty and the others did not have the strength left, but everyone fought and tried to save the Unikingdom and Frowntown.

One day, when suddenly all the enemies suspiciously quieted down for everyone, the residents of Frowntown and Unikingdom calmed down again, but at the same time they were still waiting for the next visit of dangerous enemies. Gradually, they began to rebuild their cities after the destruction and everything was really quiet and calm, the residents even celebrated it.

At this time, the adult Unikitty was already married to Frown, and Fox and Hawkodile already had a small 2-year-old son Toxin [they got married a year after the cartoon finale]. After some time, Frown and Unikitty had a son, Bubble Gum.

When Puppycorn had his first nephew, he was already crowned as the King of the planet from which he was once brought by his fellow aliens. Everyone was happy that Puppycorn found his home and became the king there!

Unfortunately for everyone, just at this time, no one expected that the enemies would appear again, as they thought that they were all finished. Puppycorn found out about this, although it was late. He started sending weapons from his planet to Unikingdom and Frowntown, which, by the way, were very powerful and strong.

Again, Unikitty and her allies were forced to defend their kingdom.

[BC]In addition to the scar on her eye and back, Unikitty also received PTSD. This is something like Flippy from HTF, but Unikitty just at every suspicious or sharp sound could quickly draw her weapon and turn to the object with a ferocious look, almost intending to attack. Her character remained almost the same, but because of the post-traumatic syndrome, she became more withdrawn and nervous.

Bubble Gum has seen a lot in his 2 years of life...

Of course, this greatly damaged his psyche and the psyche of Toxin, who was 4 years old.

So, in general, when Bubble Gum turned 3, then FINALLY the enemies stopped coming and the endless wars with them stopped.

In general, and later, Unikitty and Frown had a second son, Evistorm. Although Frown and Unikitty loved each other sincerely, they often quarreled over many small things, mostly Unikitty started quarrels because of her nerves. Bubble Gum and of course saw this, which even more suppressed him and Sometimes still suppresses him, since Unikitty and Frown can still fight like this, but their relationship is still based on their love for each other and their family.

After the appearance of 3 boys Robert in the family, Bubble Gum even before his birth began to feel constant discomfort inside himself, at this time he also struck up a friendship with Sarah. Robert made everyone in his family and not only happy and happy. Bubble Gum adored his younger brother the most.

After Robert's death from an unknown illness, Bubble Gum was already completely broken and his discomfort certainly rose even more. He guessed what was bothering him all the time and decided to tell it all to his family.

Unikitty and Frown were not sure at first, but they agreed that Bubble Gum should change his gender already at the age of majority.

So everything passed, Babble Gum safely changed his gender at the age of 18 and now SHE does not regret it in any way, her life began to improve and she herself has changed very much for the better.

Then after some time, Master Frown and Unikitty both got married on Brock [polyamorous relationship]. With the help of the DNA of Unikitty, Frown and Brock, Dr. Fox created a common child Sonya for them. Sonya is now the second princess and the third child in the family.

Puppycorn now very rarely visits his friends and sister, as he has royal duties, etc. He usually visits them all on holidays or some other important event, and then he may not come.

And by the way... about Doom lords....

As you probably guessed yourself, the only ones who survived from them are Master Fear and Master Hazard. But at the same time, they received significant injuries.

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⚠️ Playing the Game (Part 2):

Pick Your Color, Read and Reap

”Hello, fellow lifeforms!” Dr. Fox announced, “In order to more easily identify ourselves without worrying about names, we will all have different colored space suits! The order will be youngest to oldest, so keep primary and secondary choices in mind!”

Once everyone had a space suit on, the color log read as follows:

Puppycorn - Dark Blue

Unikitty - Pink

Master Papercut - White

Dr. Fox - Orange

Hawkodile - Dark Green

Brock - Lime

Master Frown - Black

Master Pain - Cyan

Master Hazard - Red

Master Doom - Purple

Richard - Brown

The participants had mixed reactions to their colors. Some were blatantly displeased, others were content, and some were very happy with their color. A feeling they all felt was confusion on why there was still a suit left. Its strips were colored yellow.

”Uh, Doctor Fox?” Unikitty asked, ”Didn’t we invite Score Creeper?”

”We did. Sent him a message and everything too...” Dr. Fox thought aloud.

“Should we wait for him or...?"

“We’ll give it five minutes.”

Six minutes passed before Score Creeper finally showed up.

“Sorry I’m late! Had some evil game business to do,” he explained.

“Well, you get the last space suit,” Dr Fox said.

“Aww, man...”

The color log had one more addition:

Score Creeper - Yellow

“Alright, now that everyone’s here, Operation Space Game is a go!”

Everyone buckled up as the ship started to take off. It was like riding a car despite being a space ship. No excess force. No violent jerks. Just smooth sailing. Mostly, anyway. All who were not involved in the conversation between Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Richard, and Hawkodile were annoyed with the exception of Master Papercut and Brock. The fact that all the participants were pretty close together for takeoff did not help.

“Dude, look at all the stars! And the planets! And the moons!” Brock marveled to Frown.

“We see them all the time,” Frown said, “They’re far from special.”

“Come on, man, at least look!”

Frown made a face and scoffed.

“Seriously?”

“Yes.”

“Fine. Only if you’ll stop bugging me.”

Brock laughed awkwardly and his excitement faded slightly.

“Heh...Fair enough, I guess.”

Frown looked out the window and tried to keep a straight face. Despite his attempts, his eyes widened ever so slightly.

"Huh. It's not the worst."

Brock went full-blown excited again.

"Isn't cool?"

"...you're right. And you were right before too..."

Brock brightened and giggled.

"You hardly ever say that!"

He hugged Frown from the side and held him close. Frown blushed and hesistated before he decided to hug back. After about five seconds, he let go and coughed.

"Anyways...What are we even playing?"

"No clue, dude.”

A few minutes passed before instructions appeared as holograms for each space suit. A prerecorded audio file played as visuals showed on the screens.

“Hello! Welcome to the Game of Facade!

First and only rule is to have fun and try not to die! Don’t worry about death too much, but still try to live!

There are two groups: Crewmates and Imposters. Crewmates must complete tasks around the ship and eject all the imposters to win. The Imposters must kill enough Crewmates to even out the teams to win. After one team wins, their victory shines above their heads. Literally! You’ll see.

Anyways, that’s all you need to know! Enjoy yourselves! Good luck!”

”...Did anyone know that we could die in this game?”

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⚠️ Playing the Game (Part 6):

An Imposter in More Ways Than One

The light and cheery atmosphere between Frown and Brock had gone as quickly as it came. It was the calm before the storm, and it seemed that Frown specifically was the storm. He had done everything from simply mocking Brock to sleeping on the floor opposite to the pair’s bed.

”Master Frown, you really shouldn’t sleep on the floor," Dr. Fox advised, "You could get a concussion."

"Sadly, I can't die anyway," Frown sneered.

Brock's face sunk and he subtly rubbed his eyes.

Hawkodile sighed, muttering, "As much as would like to ignore this dingleberry, it's getting annoying to be in his presence every single night."

"And according to my calculations, you have at least a fifty percent chance of getting said concussion and becoming a common target for imposters."

"According to blah blah blah, I don't care."

"Oh, now you've done it!"

As the other three quarreled, Unikitty quietly floated over to Brock. She gave the tombstone a big hug and sat down next to him. He gave her a small smile in silent gratitude.

"He won't stay mad forever," she said, "He never does with you."

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After three more defeats (courtesy of Master Hazard and Master Pain), all of the non-Doom-Lord participants were a bit more than peeved. Except for Master Frown, who had remained indifferent and only held resentment toward Brock. The tombstone had gotten more and more glum with each round.

The imposters were chosen for the fourth round and the game continued. Dr. Fox observed the others from a distance, attempting to pinpoint the cause of the crew’s various defeats:

In reactor, Unikitty and Puppycorn were playing. The unicorn cat had tried and failed to do a task numerous times, eventually raging and giving up. Puppycorn looked around with a smile and without a care. It seemed he didn't understand the situation whatsoever, walking by every single task without a glance. In the cafeteria, Hawkodile called meetings without any cause. This was wasting time and he hardly did any tasks.

The Doom Lords were teaming, Master Frown was avoiding everyone, Brock was moping while doing tasks, Score Creeper got too engrossed in his tasks and had died.

Wait, Score Creeper died! I gotta go-

Before Dr. Fox could even finish her thought, she was stabbed by an imposter. A cackle enlightened her regarding who had killed her.

She adjusted her glasses and floated off to do her tasks.

Well, at least it was someone new.

The scientist's body was found along with Score Creeper's and a meeting was called. The culprit covered their tracks and kept their composure quite well. Hawkodile was the last one to press skip. After two more meetings, Puppycorn, Unikitty, Papercut and Richard were dead and finally one imposter had been voted out. Everyone would have jumped for joy if there wasn't a need for concentration and attentiveness.

Hawkodile waited at the emergency button as everyone else rushed to collect information and do tasks. However, he had forgotten a single task. If he reported and got the imposter voted out, it would not be a concern.

Hawkodile didn't report the imposter. He had been the first victim of those remaining and no one had seen or heard a thing.

Brock had finally finished his last task, which was fixing wires in electrical. He smiled to himself and went to check security. The red indicators on the cameras blinked, so he decided to start heading to the cafeteria. Just as Brock was leaving storage, the setting faded.

”Defeat” shone over his head and the heads of his fellow crew members. The laugh of the Doom Lords was paired with the cackle of another and the jaws of the rest had dropped in shock and fear.