#Haven't decided why Impulse left the PICS yet... Honestly he probably just felt like a third wheel.
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Silly little WL au of mine,,,,
Against all odds, PICS stay together. Or, at least, the GGGs do - Impulse is the one to team with Gem and Joel. He leaves around Session 2.
It's episode 9. The final confrontation. They're all on red - most of the other teams have already fallen, aside from a few stragglers, and it's the GGGS vs Gem, Joel and Impulse ("GIJ", they've affectionately dubbed themselves, so their catchphrase could be "the gij's up!").
"Pearl," Gem pleads. "Please. Come with me! We can be Soup Group again! Well — plus Joel, but... Soup Group! Come on. Don't you remember Murder Camel? We can destroy those guys! Please. You don't need them. Let me save you." "Oh, Gem..." Pearl's eyes soften, as she strides forward, lowering her sword to cup Gem's cheek in her hand. The deer-hybrid leans into the wolf's touch. A deer trying to save a wolf. How pathetic. Gem gasps as she feels Pearl slot a sword between her ribs. The fawn looks up, horrified, her face almost betraying betrayal... though, that would be the wrong term, because betrayal required them being allies in the first place! They'd never been allies. Let alone friends. "You want to save me? Please. I don't need saving. I'm right where I want to be." Pearl was sick of people telling her who she should be with - what she should want, do, think, be. She knew exactly what she wanted. She wanted Cleo. She wanted Scott. And she wanted this deer to rot. She allowed Gem's corpse to fall to the ground with a cold smirk. Nothing but roadkill. Then, she stepped back to her real team, her real friends, her darling partners. Gem was an absolute idiot if she thought she'd betray them. Pearl gave Cleo a peck on her forehead above her forebrow's stitch, and kisses Scott's star-littered nose. Affectionately, Scott wiped the blood off her cheeks with his thumb, like she'd gotten a bit messy eating an ice cream cone and hadn't just killed a rogue roe. She giggled. "Guess the gig's up for the gijs," Pearl couldn't help but mock the dead doe, and Cleo rolled her eyes teasingly at her pun as the two mollycoddled. "The gijs are almost up. Now, come on," Cleo pulled Pearl's sword out of Gem's forgotten corpse while Scott and Pearl were peppering each other with nose-kisses like it was a competition — was it rude of them to be bill and cooing in front of Gem's dead body? Probably!— and offered the weapon to Pearl in the same way a queen might offer a knight back their blade. Once, Cleo might have hesitated to hand her a weapon, but not anymore. Running a blade through each other's backs now would be like running a blade through their own. "We've got an Impulse to catch."
#Yes this is is a parody on everybody making Gempearl WL AUs where she leaves PICS.#Usually only write Majormoon but I'll let the GGGS be a QPR polycule in this one. As a treat.#wild life smp#wild life#wlsmp#wild life spoilers#wild life fic#majormoon#moonrot#trafficfic#trafficblr#trafficshipping#pearlescentmoon#scottsmajor1995#zombiecleo#geminitay#For relationship context of this AU!#Scott and Cleo aren't QPP (they're friends - not partners) but they're both dating Pearl.#“Dating” loosely - Scott is Pearl's main partner (ambiguously-romantic QPP!!) and Cleo's her secondary (platonic QPP).#(Pearl's non-binary/non gender-conforming but goes by she/her! Before anybody complains about me shipping a man and a woman.)#(Non-women who go by she/her exist!)#Anyway! Gem has a crush on Pearl but Pearl does not reciprocate whatsoever.#Hence why Gem made the narrative of needing to “save” Pearl - she couldn't fathom the fact Pearl genuinely didn't like her back.#Haven't decided why Impulse left the PICS yet... Honestly he probably just felt like a third wheel.#Understandably. They're all sickeningly devoted and in love.
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