#Hausemaster

[spellbound037]

Some important cross-server ball hosted by King Ren

Hausemaster: X did you give him permission to rule like that?

Xisuma: Nope

Pyro: Do you want us to do something about it?

Xisuma: Nope

Kenzie: We are 100% on board with doing something about it.

Xisuma: I've already broken the minds of five of his servants and guards using my Void magic. All I had to to was speak to them. Once he figures out that something like me has it out for him, he'll go running for the hills and all will be business as usual.

Tristan: You are a horrible person.

Xisuma: And that's coming from you?

[internetspacegirl]

Part One of my 2b2t Timeline video!!

I've spent a year on this and I hope you enjoy it :)

[knight-of-heart-and-art]

wonderful news everyone. after getting Very Attached to the little mental doll of jschlatt that i have created in my head for a fic, i have just now for the first time seen his minecraft skin

[sp4mja]

Ok to explain further. As many other users here have pointed out, Fit seems to be working for or with Nerds Inc. A 2b2t group that has player data, base coordinates, and very powerful members.

One of those members is, you guessed it! An all white person with a suit, her name is Popbob. Not only is she one of the most iconic 2b2t players, she also has some sort of rivalry/hate with Fit after she griefed his base.

One of Nerds Inc.'s goals in 2b2t was to take over the server from Hausemaster, but they couldn't do it.

So this leaves us with a question, why is Fit working for or with Nerds Inc? They are after player data but why? And why is Popbob of all people so important now?

My theory is that Nerds Inc and the Federation have something going on, maybe they want to take over the island since it seems to be a hard place to find, which could work as a great base.

But why did they hire Fit of all people?

There is definitely something here that we don't know of yet, a major piece of the puzzle is missing.

[54625]

If 2b2t is canon to the qsmp universe, does that mean Hausemaster is a canon deity?

(didn't Fit say 'praise Hausemaster ' in a recent stream? Or did I make that up)

[yikes-strikes-again]

supervillains of minecraft:

- dream

- hausemaster

- warner bros.

[dollar-store-sparklez]

in my personal 2b2t headcanons hausemaster is a balance god with an order lean

[ghostlynurse]

Hi :3!! Can we request a Hausemaster (2b2t) stimboard if possible? (Sorry for the extremely obscure request!)

Hope you all have a fantastic weekend and it’s so nice to see another system around!!✨🤍

Of course! Will be posted later today :D

Also, you guys have a fantastic weekend as well!!

[spawnradio]

LOOK I DONT HAVE AN ANSWER EITHER fucking... you wanna know why this is so fucky go bring up the time anomoly bullshit with fucking hausemaster, not my circus not my monkeys ok

youre. me. fuck maybe my monkey. hey when you meet seraph dont bring up any empires as jokes its not worth it tbh it was funny and then it wasnt and then we moved and politics happened and its a whole god damn ordeal. 🌕

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shi--!

[Crack thud swear squelch slide skid crack thud thud swear crash.]

[namecantbeblank]

God I fucking. Love Fit hcs. Especially in regards to 2b2t

Hausemaster being used is both fucking hilarious and intriguing to me. Hause being like God(s) in 2b2t is fun to think about. This is canon to me now thank you, I'm using this whenever I write qFit

PROSTHETIC ARM QFIT YESSS MY FAVORITE HC

He absolutely struggles hard with getting attached- loving someone or something. In 2b2t, anything and everything you scramble to grab can be taken away incredibly easily. But he cares for his son more- he's told his contractor that. He may be afraid, but he knows his people.

Ramon absolutely loves the tales of TNT and destruction and cheats.

YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT. Fit is absolutely a scrapbook dad, always taking pictures and hanging stuff up on the fridge and bragging about his son to other parents.

QSMPblr. I would like to hear your headcanons. I would like to hear your rambles. All kinds. Scars, hybrids, love, disability, behaviors, struggles, past conversations. Angsty ones, family ones, fluffy and domestic ones. What torments your favs? What do they do to cheer up after the horrors- or what do others do to cheer them up? What routines and rituals do they hold near and dear? What secret hobbies? Are there general island secrets or island life headcanons you have? Tell me. Let us scream together. Let us exchange

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

I saw someone mention Tubbo might bring dream to 2b2t...housemaster has entered the chat

Housemaster has entered and is confused why Dream of all people has entered this place. He has heard of the Dream SMP and he has heard of the rules placed on there. Why would Dream go into a server where there is literal no rules?

[betarat]

Run from Hausemaster

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Anarchy servers are pretty much just a admin (aka hausemaster or someone else) going "what if i let everyone go apeshit and put ads on some of the most niche/chaotic online places?"

You see, that's just one anarchy server, you can't base all of them off of 2b2t. Consider:

Survival server, but mods/local anti-cheat guy got negligent/quit

Whitelisted server that lets in anyone after a bg check (the server itself doesn't have any rules)

Some highschool class's server, but they keep handing the ip to friends and their friends keep handing the ip to others

Normal server's neighborhood hacker den

Fucked up social experiment #827492

A "take something, leave something" place with no oversight. You'd be surprised how kind people can be

[toasterbath7065797369]

“#also i KNOW 2b2t updated and ruined everything #but eh”

ACTUALLY hausemaster went back on his changes and rolled back the server, updating it to 1.19 again without any of the unpopular changes! watch this video!

holy hell. there’s an academic book in my college library that describes 2b2t, and minecraft

[kikiwhataboutthatbrendon]

Okay so I’m off me ‘ed and I got thoughts.

Drista is back! The lovely persons herself!

I am well aware that she isn't canon and stuffs but I’ve been entertaining a few thoughts since todays stream.

Where did Drista come from? Most people see Dream as a god on the server so it would only make sense if Drista, as his sister, was a god as well, at the very least a demi-god but c’mon y’all are simps and wanna give this woman's as much power as you can. She's a god.

From a ‘lore’ perspective she isn't around much, meaning she lives elsewhere, probably off world, in a different smp/realm.

Lets say... she's from 2b2t.

Dream and her have been around a long time, beings deities as admins and all. They've traveled across the ever expanding worlds they live in, whos to say they haven't gotten attached to a few?

They were dipping from another realm and were reading through the universes code when Drista found something that piqued her interest. Dream reluctantly grants her wish to check it out, and they spawn into a world of chaos and ruin. 

Drista’s eyes light up like a Christmas tree. She immediately starts to fly around her new world and terrorize the baffled players she comes across.

Dream lets her be on her own while he goes to meet Hausemaster, having sensed the other admins presence, an apology already on the tip of his tongue for whatever his little sister is about to do in the hour he’ll gone.

Hause tells him not to worry, because that’s what his world is for, and that he’ll have some personal connections of his keep and eye on her.

They end up staying a week, and when Dream is ready to world hop again, Drista tells him she dosnt want to leave.

They argue, loudly, for a long time, until Dream realizes he’s doing the exact same thing their parents did to him to his little sister. He’s trying to make her do something she doesn't want to. He’s trying to keep her from a world that makes her happy. He’s not letting her be free.

It ends in a tearful goodbye and jabs at the other for being so sappy. Promises to visit one another's realm. Smiles hidden beneath grinning masks.

They miss each other. A lot. The effortless conversations. Unwarranted chaos. Smiling together so hard it hurts.

But that’s what visiting is for.

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Drista has joined the game.

[dragonshifter-minecraft]

Made some HeroForge designs for Fit and Hausemaster, as they appear in a one-shot I just posted over on AO3. It’s a much darker story than I tend to publish, but I had a lot of fun writing it!